/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nobody other than poor people.

I’ve never been to one, but from that picture there seems to be not one soyboy patron. Must mean that it’s good and not overhyped

>>12699565
I like to imagine some fat neckbeard in cargo shorts climbing up onto the table with his samsung 2003 camera shouting "FUCK" at the top of his lungs to get pictures like these

>>12699565
me in the baby seat in the middle

What a nice looking place. People of all ages and colors. Dorkish looking white guy, stereotypical obese black family. Senile seniors.

>>12699565
It was pretty based in the 90s. Good price, lots of variety, quality was good. Then around the early 00s it really took a dive. They raised prices several times and the food got shittier.

golden_corral.txt

>>12699618
Wow.

>>12699565
More Boomer Corral

>>12699565
Every single person in that pic, black, white or orange is morbidly obese. That tells you everything you need to know about that sysco outlet.

>>12699728
Or it tells you they are aware of their obesity issues and are eating at Golden Corral for their healthy food selection so they can take control over their diets

>>12699736

>>12699728
Enjoy your "This is 5 cents gets you in Nepal" foods.

>>12699565
I guess a blowjob. Maybe a complementary discount coupon for Amazon.

>>12699565
You should have put one of the faces on the slapper in the pink top. Maybe the other can go on the black lady. I don't know.

>>12699565
America in a single picture.

>>12699672
Heh…

It varies from place to place. Either you get a really good GC that's honestly good if you get there soon after opening, or you get something more like this:
https://youtu.be/yb0yrdDOy0g

>>12699842
It really is. Last time I went there, an old lady a table over had a heart attack and was escorted out on a stretcher. Interesting things don't happen there often but damn are they American when they do.

>>12699842

>>12699565
>That smug niglet in the booth smirking for the camera. He all 'Yeah, give 5-6 years and I be stealing TVs an Bikes better den the rest!"

>>12699736
Lmao

>>12699568
Bottom left, brainlet

>>12699887
I hate the guy who posted this. What a fucking loser

>>12700061
yup that's what he's thinking nice post brother

Only fucking LIBERALS hate Golden Corral

>>12700819
This, REAL americans get their food from walmart and boston market, not fancy expensive liberal bullshit like chipotle and starbucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeQccPY2hTE

huehuehue it goofy

>>12701396
.... but Starbucks and chipotle are shit

> t.consumer of Wawa coffee and moes/qudoba

>>12699565

Let's take a closer look
>OP took this picture
>People clearly knew a picture was being taken, as evidenced by them looking at the camera
>The high angle of the camera could not have been achieved by a person standing on the ground.
>Someone, presumably a woman due to the hair length, has their back turned to OP sitting in a chair (look at the bottom of the photo)

What I'm getting from this picture is that OP stood on a chair, pulled out his phone, conspicuously took a photo with a woman on the chair adjacent to his who he was lording over to take this photo, all so he could shame people for eating at Golden Corral while eating at Golden Corral.
I mean it is fucked , terrible, and the poster child of mindless, constant low-quality consumption. But come on OP, this really isn't necessary.

>>12699887
I love how american that post is

>>12699887
lmao I good post I remember that thread

>>12699565
Post the original//full version look at this smug little cunts face I need a full sized reaction image

I have respect for places that knows exactly what they are and are price accordingly. I used to go there when my sister was in town cuz niggas have 5 kids. For under $10 I can get a reasonable spread of passable food.

I legit like their breakfast because everything is fresh then and I can get cinnamon rolls n shit.

>>12699887
Oh fuck, my sides!

>>12699565
So many buffet stereotypes in one image...

coming from /lit/ of all places, saw this board on the front page. This whole place makes me laugh uncontrollably. imagine having 100+ reply threads about fast food.

>>12703432
real cooking threads get drowned out by anons like >>12699887

>>12703439
eh, honestly it's the same on all boards, /lit/ included. Filled with people who don't actually read, and just come to spam their religious humbo jumbo.

>>12703489
why is she so sad, she's stuffing food in her face
she should be smiling

>>12703432
Go fry up a kidney tasting faintly of urine, Bloom, and post the OC of Molly raving at the onset of her menstruation.

>>12703525
probably realized she was being photographed

>>12701426
Is this guy drunk or is he a downs?

>>12703525
Addicts frequently engage in their addictions mechanically, with an air of resignation to inevitability.

>>12699618
AYO HOW IT DO LIL DUKEY? SHIIIIT YALL KNOW I BE FUCKIN UP DAT SHRIMPS BAR YEE

>>12703525
Like a pig being led to the slaughter...

>>12704250
wow this is deep

>>12701426
We are all witnesses. I hope there are more maniacs on /ck/

>>12701426
I miss the days when Lord Vader went to Golden Corral with Tranny Nate. It was piss.
>"I'm not even full bro"

>>12699565
>food
Debatable.
>a show
Certainly, but one that makes me want to kill everyone there and then myself.

man my local Golden Corral is way way more comfy inside, though granted I last went like 12 years ago so it might of changed.

>>12704280
For you.

>the absolute shape of americans

>costs $10/person
>servers have one job and do it poorly
>negros and trailer denizens screaming over each other
>at least two people will get into a fist fight at dinner time

It's like a cheap zoo visit desu. Albeit one were you can eat a bunch of mediocre stuff from different cuisines while spectating the local wildlife.

how is it that chinese buffets are better than old country and golden corral?

>>12704659
Metric ton of MSG

>>12704649
>>costs $10/person
where? that shit is like $15.99 per person now

>>12704685
Central Illinois

It's not that bad where I live. In fact, I kind of like the food. The steaks certainly aren't amazing, and I'm too scared to use the chocolate fountain, but it's still ok. It costs something like $16 or $17 at dinnertime though, so I have a hard time justifying it when I can go to another restaurant and get much less but nicer food. Maybe it's because I live in a less populated area so it's not overcrowded with the obese and the "I had 5 kids before I turned 19" families. It's mainly old people and some normal looking families there who want a more casual restaurant.

>>12703704
Get educated. genovapedia.org

>>12704659
Chienese Buffets are normally run by actual asians

>>12699565
went there in 80 90's.. onion rings on point

>>12699565
see sizzler today

>>12704490
feel like pure shit m8 just want coath adam back

>>12699565

I went to one. The food tonsils all felt really sticky.

They should clean the food tonsils just like how freshly cleaned plates come out every once in a while.

Also, their fried chicken tastes exactly like Popeyes fried chicken so I was amazed people spend money eating fried chicken at Golden Corral

>>12700061
While I am legitamitely personally racist against blacks(live in black area,so it's a given being around them so much) he is most likely smiling because he doesn't realize how autistic the person taking the picture is being by standing on his chair or table to take a picture of the crowd, and is just doing a typical little kid thing of "someone's taking a picture and I'm going to be in it, better smile". There are also ruffian ghetto little black kids, but you are putting way more into his smile than is actually going on. Have sexual intercourse.

>>12704854
>tonsils
you mean tongs or utensils

>>12704854
>their fried chicken tastes exactly like Popeyes fried chicken
That’s good though. All you can eat Popeyes for $15

>>12701426
probably one of the best videos ever made. the DSL really was on fire. hue hue

>>12703489
>Phone timestamp

You autists never ceases to impress me

wtf how did you get this picture of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y2o4RoJDIc

>>12699565
I have never seen soyboys at golden corral. It's all boomers and obese families.

>>12706191
The soyboys eat at Applebees and Chili's trying to impress the waitresses there for attention. After dinner they will have a 45 minute conversation about the MCU before leaving in their Prius' and minivans. The grown up Kyles eat at Buffalo Wild Wings and Hooters. They will relentlessly hit on the waitress and possibly get a phone number. After their team wins the big game they will do cookies in the parking lot in their trucks and sports cars.

>>12699565
>tfw im in the photo

>>12705886
Mildly amusing but those boomers are trying way to hard to be funny, talking like they're using a script and repeating every joke.

>>12707709
Found you

>>12704877
what he said

>>12699565
That kinda hot trashy Stacy that you have a weird boner for even though her weird ugly brother stares at you mouth agape like a retard.

>>12707709
she cute

>TFW you get diagnosed with diabeetus from eating at Golden Corral

>>12699565
I haven’t had Golden Corral in over a decade, is this picture actually GC?

>>12699565
dude center frame looks like the next mass shooter.

>>12699874
Thanks mah man, now I know where to go if I’m ever homeless.

>>12708003

just don't give him too much garlic

>>12699736
based.

>>12703240
I've never been to Golden Corral for breakfast, tell me more anon.

>>12700061
nice LAD that was risky and very funny. I hope you are safe for daring to say something so controversial.

>>12703449
>and just come to spam their religious humbo jumbo.
Lemme guess DEUX VAULTERS

>>12699568
Junkies, niggers and boomers. Meat eater shitlords, just like you.

>>12708345
Yeah dude it's good. Imagine their buffet but it's entirely breakfast food like eggs, chicken, waffles, pancakes, fruit etc. Nothing stands out as fantastic but it's hard to fuck up eggs

>>12710130
Are they those nasty bagged steamed eggs? I know they must be

>>12704250

Lexington decides he is hungry and heads to the nearest restaurant for some dinner. To his surprise, he is served pork for the first time in his life and he finds it delicious. Eager to learn about this new food for his book, he bribes the waiter to take him back into the kitchen to meet the chef. The chef tells him though, that he can’t be sure it was pig’s meat. “There’s just a chance,” he says, “that it might have been a piece of human stuff.” He tells Lexington that they’ve been getting an awful lot of it from the butcher lately. He’s pretty sure that the piece Lexington had was pork though, so the boy asks him to show him how to prepare it. The cook says that it all begins with a properly butchered pig. Wanting to see how this is done, Lexington takes off for the packing-house in the Bronx. When he gets there he is ushered into a waiting room to await the Guided Tour. He watches as others go through the doors before him: a mother with two little boys, a young couple, and a pale woman with long white gloves. Finally his turn is called, and he is led to the “schackling area” where the pigs are grabbed, looped about the ankle with a chain, and then dragged up through a hole in the roof. While he is watching, one of the workers slips a chain around Lexington’s ankle and before he knows what is happening he is being dragged along the path as well. “Help!” he cries. “There’s been a frightful mistake!” But no one stops the engine, and he’s carried along to the sticker, who slices open the boy’s jugular vein with a knife. As the belt moves on and Lexington begins to feel faint, he sees the pigs ahead being dropped into a large cauldron of boiling water. One of the pigs seems to be wearing white gloves. Lexington’s strong heart pumps out the last of his blood, and he passes on “out of this, the best of all possible worlds, into the next.”

>>12699565
When I was 10 it was good, I presume cause I didn’t know any better. haven’t been in over a decade though and I don’t think I’ll go back to confirm my suspicion that it’s shite

>>12699728
blind idiot

>>12699565
I've only been to one once on a road trip and it was just as bad as any buffet. Mediocre, bland food left out under heat lamps, but lots of it.

>no one posted it yet

https://pastebin.com/SNpGhZbG

planning a trip to my local golden corral for the first time just to see what it's like

>>12711508
That was beautiful, thank you anon.

>>12711508
I was waiting for this. Thank you, anon.

>>12711508
obviously it's not exactly like that but

The multiplate and the kids making a horrendous mess is pretty on point at the one I've been to

>>12705886
Republicans, ladies and gentleman

>>12712321
They're just slower democrats.

>>12712395
In the immortal words of Chomsky, "America has only one party-the business party".

>>12699565
My man Jean-Luc Picard chilling at bottom right

>>12713878
And slightly off camera, Jonathan Frakes with six plates of food.

>>12699565
This is probably the most unsoy thing you could imagine. "Soy" has lost its meaning.

>>12699565
It was kino when you could smoke inside. Still good

>>12713934
A Jean-Luc Picard namedrop gets a (You) but a Chomsky namedrop doesn't?! Does /ck/ even Wobblie?! All hate to the state etc etc

>>12713878
'Skid Row' Picard is lost in thought, contemplating how he lost almost everything and now has to eat at Golden Corral once a day to survive.

Also, anyone else wondering if Skunk Hair lady takes it in the pooper for cash? Asking for a friend.

>>12699887
I'm actually staying in America with friends right now and they ordered through an application the other day. 50 American dollars for three things. I was honestly appalled. Annoyed too.

>>12714359
It’s ridiculous how much people pay for food delivery. A $13 entree will end up as $25 after tax, delivery fee and tip.

Front left, party of three. Son, father, stepmother. The father is from a blue collar family and was always average in absolutely every regard growing up. He has a job in maintenance at a factory, and is "a good guy". The stepmother was raised as a princess without any real limits imposed on her and it shows, and forms split-second opinions upon meeting people that will never budge. The son took the divorce harshly; he was always bit odd yet perfectly sociable, but has grown into a mix of introvert and self-directed angst as a teenager, his once excellent school marks having taken a hit for it.

Jayvon is honestly tired of shit in general. He puts food on the table and tries hard to get his 3 kids to not grow up to be hood rats, all while keeping a smile on his face and pep in his voice, but it feels like an uphill battle. Some moments, like these, he lets his guard down and his optimistic grin is gone. Natasha, softly spoken as she is, loves the children too much to discipline them; her own mother beat her, and she can't bring herself to do the same. Little Jay Jr. is acting as he wishes, while Samantha fruitlessly whines to mom about how she likes the Chinese buffet better.

Laura's husband got up for more french fries and chicken. The kids are grown. No sex since 2012. She feels like she's living alone at the house. Constantly wonders or even fantasizes about divorce, but 30 years of marriage will make you complacent. When her husband gets back, she'll put up a smile again that neither will believe is earnest.

The three musketeers in the back are on their first real adventure at the ripe age of 22, stopping for some quick grub. They were always told that they, the social underdog, would come out on top later in life. They still believe this. They have big plans. They are hyped by their little road trip, and currently feel just a bit like everything's about to start looking up for them. They are wrong. The plans will fail. They will remain bottom rung.

>>12714359
I know a girl who goes to an Ivy League private university that her family pays for and gives her virtually free access to the family's money through her credit card but when they told her they didn't want her ordering chicken nuggets from uber eats anymore (while still being fine with her picking them up herself) she decided to get a fucking menial job to pay for it herself.

>>12702528
Oh god I can't resist the bait, nobody is this impossibly new

>>12703525
I feel like her face is just stuck that way forever

>>12704854
Stickiness has been my experience with them whenever I've gone too. Their plates just don't feel clean

only buffet worth it
https://www.yelp.com/biz/sterling-brunch-las-vegas