/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12689117
this makes me really uncomfortable. was clearly intentional if real

>>12689117
Haha i get it they're talking about fingering.

>>12689152
either a woman or fag

>>12689152
Would you have gotten it 50 years ago?

>>12689152
Get laid Sister. If you can manage it. Just stay out of my wifes eggplant garden.

>>12689117
Thought this was one

>>12689117
Thumb in the pink two in the stink.

What did billy dee williams mean by this

>>12689205
Since pornography wasn't as widespread, I guess probably not.

>>12689316
that it works every time

>>12689341
You don't need to be a porn consumer to understand innuendos that have been around for a long long time. Human beings have always being making sexual jokes. Unless you were a child, you would have gotten it. Sex has always sold.

>>12689341
There is a fingering reference in Of Mice and Men. Much Ado About Nothing is about pussy and Nothing was a pun to mean no dick. The Greeks had plays where they danced around a giant dick. Sex is not a new thing.

>>12689117
kino

>>12689423
Go sniff Molly's crotch when she's on her raging soliloquy in the last chapter of Ulysses and suddenly has her period, /lit/fag.

>>12689316
That you’ll fuck some other alcoholic 70s inner city nigger if you drink it.

>>12689844
>That you’ll fuck some other alcoholic 70s inner city nigger if you drink it.
No, it means it will let you temporarily forget you fucked her.

>>12689316
"You'll get fucked up, mothafuckah!"

I would definitely support any company that put out an advertisement like this today. Too bad most companies are such pussies

>>12691419
last time I saw this was on /b/ in like 2006

>>12689740
Or Grapes of Wrath at the end where a starving old man starts sucking milk from a titty.

>>12691492
The only ad for JBs that I can remember is when Kurt Russel used it to murder a chess computer.

>>12691489
That's not supposed to be sexually arousing it's supposed to be depressing because of the depths a person will go to survive and a demonstration of her compassion.

>>12691566
You read it your way and let me read it mine.

>>12691566
If she's eating enough to produce her own breastmilk, SURELY there was something he could've eaten around.

But nah, just pull the titty out and let an old starving man suckle.

>>12691593
From a real life/practical standpoint, yes. But giving the old man an apple doesn't have the same thematic effect for pity, desperation and motherly compassion as the shocking act of her breastfeeding an adult stranger.

Like this guy

>>12691484
Is it from SA's photoshop phriday?

>>12689117
don't be a retard OP, that's a very obviously altered version of the original ad. People were more naive back then but they weren't fucking idiots

https://www.amazon.com/Need-alley-oop-Seven-Up-bowling-alley/dp/B07L7V4C2C/ref=sr_1_fkmr2_1?keywords=1963+7-Up+Soda+Need+Alley-Oop&qid=1557590256&s=gateway&sr=8-1-fkmr2

That goes for the rest of you too

>>12689316
60% of the time, it works everytime

why are advertisements so nice... :)

>>12692293
>McDonald's
>no tipping

Welp, those days are long gone.

>>12692293
Eesh
I's do my dinnah timin' at macdonald's sho nuff!!

>>12692293
Wow they talk just like me!

>>12692293
>nuclear family
>they're not dressed like gangbangers

I fully approve this. I think McDonald's should have pursued it further and made a chive turkey burger.

>>12689117
>1963
>made my baby boomers

The oldest baby boomers would have been 17 at the time of that ad....

>>12691566
Breastfeeding is a huge fetish for me man.

>>12692541
>brain fed wild game

wat

>>12692934
Same. Got my gf to start taking domperidone just for the milkies. Life is good

>>12692875
100% comfy

>>12692286
This looks so comfy.

>>12692875
Every now and then I'll ask: "You still have the big breakfast?" and they do. It hasn't been on the menu in a decade.

>>12692308
Do you tip at McDonalds faggot?

>>12689607
>kino
Leave

>>12689117
Anons have already mentioned subliminal suggestion in advertising.
Sometimes it's not so subtle.

>>12693799
Yours doesn't have the little cups with TIPS written on it? Not saying I put anything in it but tipping there is definitely accepted now.

>>12689117
This is demeaning.

>>12694131
This can't be real.

>>12689316
>not a white woman
definitive proof that it was truly a very VERY different time

>>12691492
Haha jb like bj backwards and by bj i mean dick sucking LMAO!

>>12692293
damn i gotta credit mcdonalds for sticking with a trend. they still photoshop pictures painfully badly like that and hang them in their franchises

>>12694173
No. They have boxes for charities to Ronald McDonald House. If they allowed a tip box as well it would take money away from their fast food indoctrination charity.

McDonalds has brainwashed me and monitors my every move and reads my thoughts. I am forced to buy one McChicken per day (except tuesdays, that is nugget day) because my mother is too busy on day-to-day dealing with the demands of business life. McDonalds isn't a safe place. They're not friendly or welcoming. They're a place that treats you disrespectfully.


"There's an old ad says that the first time you meet someone at McDonalds, they're always more polite than you. For some reason, I guess, I am still kind of a stranger here. I've started to feel more out of place."-Kelly B.

>>12694903
Dick was just a name like Rick back then it came to mean the genitalia later

>>12695175
disturbing post

>>12692983
I remember that. Peak comfy. I actually feel comfy just looking at it.

What is even more disturbing is that McDonalds does not even care or acknowledge their torment of me! I call once per day at exactly the same time (4:11pm) and it's always the same black woman who answers, she always plays dumb and says something like "this is an administrative reason (i.e. it's a business reason), but you did this because you're racist! We're not even going to consider this as an administrative reason (if we really want to)."

I ask my question again, after another minute but they still play dumb. My last question is directed at the woman and she looks away but still answers all of my questions. I ask her if McDonalds is really racist and she tells me that she knows that it is, and that she's just trying to save her business from going under. She then asks me to be her co-owner and help her get out from under McDonalds' shadow, she asks me to help her and she also calls the women who are always around and asks them what I do and I don't know what to do.

She says "We don't want your money, we want you to be safe". I say that I'm a victim and get very frustrated because she doesn't even know what I do. She goes back to her corporate marketing office to see if there is anything to offer me.

>>12695211
>>12695206

>>12692935
they drop tons and tons of sheep and cow brains into a forest to fatten up the wolves and bears the last few months before they're harvested

>>12692101
Ruined

>>12689275
This is just marketed towards the traditional family, its nothing

>>12692293
Anyone shocked by that or who thinks its insane needs to re-evaluate McDonald's current motto. They still have black and white McDonalds commercials

>>12689117
I'd like to do something to her with my fingers and thumb, if you know what I mean.

>>12689235
>Santa has a drawer full of “emotion masks” that are actual living “flesh faces” he can don at will
deepest lore

>>12691866
>ywn sit on a corn throne in comfy corn slippies while reading the corn times
why live?

>>12691566
>demonstration of her compassion
Rosasharn was a bitch the entire time and the end did not redeem her.

>>12695471
God DAMN I wish that were me. Could you imagine that being encouraged?

>>12695525
>you will never live in a time where you, your society, and your doctor are in a conspiracy to support your alcoholism
I can however do this with weed nowadays

>>12695464
Smoking a corn cob pipe.

>>12692286
Did you know?
They call it mout because they can't legally call it meat.

>>12695188
Dick has meant penis in at least a century.

Magic crystals

>>12695461
>leaner then most beef you buy at the store...

I seriously doubt that but then again there is no telling what was in those burgers

>>12695525
People knew back the beer was good for you

>>12689152
Honestly kill yourself

>>12696100
It’s not though

>>12689235
Oh.... Santa Clause is coming. I must have been a good boy

>>12696116
This pic makes me uncomfortable. WTF is that from?

>>12695175
>>12695211
Dafuq am I reading

>>12696141
Anon, it clearly brings the glow of good health AND gives a new lease on life. You can't name a medicine that equals it as a tonic, FACT.

>>12695471
Based

>>12696141
It has it's nutritional benefits they just aren't allowed to market it that way

>>12696567
Does it? Tell me more

>>12695525
This is my go-to everyday drinker, thank you for showing me this

>>12696578
Beer has vitamins in it and small amount of protein. This is basic knowledge of food nutrition.

>>12696578
Unfiltered beers still have the yeast in them, hell there's an old style that practically has a damned cake at the bottom, and contain B Vitamins and a lot of other nutrients from the grains and friendly critters you put in them.

It's also one of the very few sources of silicone you can consume, which aids bone density. And somehow it raises HDL (good cholesterol).

>>12696544
Are you that lunatic from /tv/ that ends every post with ‘Fact!” ?

>>12696648
No, and that too is a fact.

>>12692941
Fucking hot. I think I’d have to be with my girl for quite a bit longer before I could ask the same. Your bravery for your boner is commendable. She into it too?

>>12696635
Silicon is the element, silicone is for fake tits.

>>12695527
Based, babies have autism and peanut allergies nowadays because they do not absorb the essential essence of 7 up early enough.

>>12689117
Like this?

>>12696805
Kek

>>12695553
Best post on 4chan right now

>>12696805
Please tell me this is fake?

>>12697307
It's a fake. The small print in the ad next to it is filled with misspellings. “Sherbert,” “aply,” “responce,” “flavour,” “gymnists.”

>>12695175
>>12695211
based schizoposter

>>12692541
Reminds me of Apple Cabin foods

>>12692308
Americans truly are mentally ill.

>>12696805
EPSTEIN!

>>12696116
Holy shit is that some ferocious creeper vibe.
>Time to soap up, son.
>No, Dad! Not again!

>>12697349
Timeless classics.

>>12694903
>>12694131
Fake. Those are Old Nick candy bars.
>>12696805
Russian psyops. These two don't even exist.

>>12696116
What are they even trying to sell here.

>>12697655
((()))

>>12697687
Is it just me, or does this picture not make sense architecturally? Is there a waist-high wall that the sink is attached to in between the door and the tub? If so, the perspective is completely off. It looks more like the father is coming out of the medicine cabinet above the sink.

works on multiple levels now

>>12695471
>wake up at O'dark'30
>amble downstairs
>your fat slob of a husband fell asleep in his Barkalounger staring at the TV after getting home from Third Shift at the plant
>light a Virginia Slim, pour a lug of vodka into some orange juice for 'mommy's special morning juice'
>blankly stare out the window at the flickering streetlamp wondering for the 10,000th time where your life went wrong as you work up the energy to get the kids cereal ready and pack their bologna and ketchup sandwich's for school lunch

>Every morning's a Smirnoff morning
>Sure is Smirnoff, it sure is...

>>12697723
there's a mirror above the sink you dummy

>>12697723
it's a mirror you fuckhead

>>12696116
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS KID.

>>12697723
>Is there a waist-high wall that the sink is attached to in between the door and the tub?

thousand keks

>>12697809
holy shit

>>12695464
>ywn be the Chaos God Corn

>>12691866
I'm a girl and I unironically had a huuuuuuuge crush on the green giant when I was little.

Food back then was better in every way dammnn