/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12693014
Depends on how crowded it is but yeah I feel you

Thicc Taylor is far superior to sticc Taylor

>>12693014
NO ASS

>>12693014
mommy pls gibs

Nothing beats walking in s clean and big supermarket, slowly walking down the hall listening to my fav music, and seeing all the product neatly organized

Makes me even happier when I see other cute girl doing the same, ill look at her face and imagine how our kids will look like

>>12693054
>Blocks your aisle

>>12693045
>mommy

are you 10 years old or just a retard cretin that pretends to be a child?

>>12693074
>he doesn't have a lactation fetish

step aside plen

>>12693045
>mommy
That’s not what a mommy looks like. That’s little sister.

>>12693014
I get vertigo

>>12693054
Depressing

Somebody post that virgin vs chad grocery shopping edition

>>12693014
It's nice when your gf is with you and won't make a decision on whether or not she wants cabbage.

>>12693086

>>12693097

how do i stop shoplifting? i look like a chad so people don't expect it. once i broke the seal last year it's hard to go back

>>12693097
I still prefer her on the right. I like my women to have the bodies of little boys.

I run hot and cold. If I have a list that includes specific ingredients for stuff I know I'm going to make, I really enjoy it. When I'm just doing ordinary shopping (milk, bread, eggs, carrots...) it's not all that whippy.

In either case, I like going after midnight. Seems like I have the whole store to myself.

>>12693236
ya think yah hot shit doncha?

>>12693257
I'm not a pedo, I just like petite women.

>>12693104
I see this with ariana grande as well but seriously why is hollywood so obsessed with dressing their women like hookers

>>12693279
Because they are hookers. Hookers for rich Jews.

>>12693284
ooooooooh okay cool

>>12693279
Taylor got a pass because she comes from money. She didn't have to let some schlomo stick his shmeckle in her to get famous like Ariana did.

>>12693302
>he believes anyone in intertainment hasn't swallowed a kosher load

>>12693425
>intertainment

>>12693425
i'm curious - do you really think this way or is it just for giggles?

>>12693014
Supermarkets are for losers
Farmer's markets are where it's at

>>12693425
You should be removed from the jean pool

Oh Fuck my pee pee can't take this uuuggghhg

>>12693097
jesus she really let herself go

I dont. I'm always eager to leave stores asap for some reason.

>>12693014
she looks like an alien, gross body proportions

>>12693224
who gives a shit food should just be free

>>12693045
wow ,
how sad is your life ?

>>12693687
many thanks anon

>>12693563
You need to make like a bandana and splif

>>12693224
Based, never stop. What do you think's gonna happen, Walmart's gonna go out of business? Don't get caught and you're fine.

>>12693014
why does she look like the virgin from the virgin vs. chad pics

>>12693224

My wife does this everytime at the self checkout. She just flat out doesnt scan some items, and buys all organic produce but rings in normal codes. She is an attorney, and comes from a family that has old money.

How do you guys buy produce? Do you put every different item in a separate bag? Do you even use a bag?

>>12693687
Commie

>>12693687
Should my labor that produced the food be free?

>>12693912
>>12693887
genuinely was not expecting the support

i am a humbled anon, thank you all

>>12693912
The wife of the mayor of my hometown got busted doing this the other day.
https://www.wbbjtv.com/2019/07/23/wife-of-jackson-mayor-cited-on-shoplifting-charge/

>>12694010
Yes.

>>12693097

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

>>12693014
This is for the best!
My reputation's never been worse so
He must like me for me

>>12694015
>Mayor Conger posted a statement on his Facebook page Tuesday afternoon, saying in part:

>“They were detained for hours. My daughter was not allowed to use the restroom and had an accident. She was hungry because it was lunch time and was not allowed to eat. My three-year-old was a prisoner of Walmart.”

>>12694020
>labor theory

Then give me your pussy/asshole, it should be free.

>>12694034
Doesn't work that way.

>>12693687

>>12694010
did you invent the fritz haber process? did you teach plants to photosynthesize? jus bein cheeky

unless you planted the food, picked it, or transported it i feel like we don't get to say we were that much part of the process

>>12694044
Why not?>>12694057

>>12693014
im always afraid im gonna see some old acquaintance or extended family, etc. my life has fallen apart so I don't like the "what have you been up to?" conversations

pic unrelated and not sure why it's on my computer

>>12694057
What if I bought it?

>>12694031
Haha, what a faggot

>>12694063
Because we're talking about food, not my pussy and asshole.

>>12693014
i love grocery shopping with my gf and cooking with her

>>12694068
then we cool

>>12694066
feels

>>12694075
normie gtfo

>>12694073
Food isn't that hard to acquire though. It's as naturally occurring as pussy and asshole.

If you want what I've obtained via my labor, whether in production or purchase, you should -trade- me. Otherwise go start your own garden and stop being a lazy socialist faggot.

If you were part of my community, I would gladly give you some for free, for an abstract atemporal recompense. Just don't act entitled to the fruits of my labor you fucking commie pseudo.

>>12693236
based closeted peedo

>>12694085
No.

>>12694076
That's called TRADE

>>12694075
God I would treat her so good. Good job anon.

There's this girl at my work that looks similar to her. She has a fiance that is a fat fucking faggot piece of shit. He's one of those guys that literally walks around in public playing pokemon on his DS.

I would move in, but I'm far too an ethical individual. I'm a heartthrob too, and I know she wants to fuck me.

>>12693687
you on the left

>>12694083
where is the normie board i thought ck was alright
>>12694103
dont know situation well enough but if hes really a piece of shit move in anyways

>>12694103
>far too ethical

don't deny yourself, what has tubby done to deserve her?

Theres a supermarket thats 24 hours where I live. Going grocery shopping late at night with almost no one else there is relaxing as fuck. They got self checkout too

>>12694113
>>12694112

Because I've been on both sides of the "other guy" show, and neither feel good. Is that the proper soil in which to sow a relationship? No.

If they split up though, I'm gonna be on that shit quick.

>>12694121
now you're just making too much sense, quit it

>>12694112
i guess you're sort of right, normies are somewhat tolerated here but you're still on 4chan and ck is mostly fast food threads

>>12694143
She's so perfect though hhhnnnggg. She even wears a beanie most of the time.

>>12694103
>God I would treat her so good.
you would for a few months, sure.

>>12694170
For as long as she allowed me to.

It's great at night. I get really frustrated walking behind slow people or getting blocked in an aisle by a cart.

>>12693014
Roses are red
violets are black
why is her ass
as flat as her back?

>>12694103

>>12694203

>>12693014
Why do people like unnaturally large people, they have worse posture than those that hide behind their computers all day. She looks fucking weird, regardless of enhancements, her weird ass bunny mouth will not age well and she looks old af already.

>>12694106
Only niggers would practice how to steal cuts of meat from the grocery store.

>>12694269
based and pilled

>>12694075
wtf is your gf 4 feet tall or a child?

>>12694302
both

>>12694302
she's 5 feet flat

>>12694314
I want to rape both you and your girlfriend. Your girlfriend because I bet my dick would feel good in her and you so you can feel what it feels like fucking your girlfriend.

>>12693266
>goes out of his way to mention the bodies of little boys
>not a pedo
sure mr. podesta, you're totally normal
dont forget the walnut sauce on your next order from besta pizza

>>12693037
with her $400 million I could live with that

>>12693236
i like small to medium butts, high and tight is preferred.

>>12693879
how about you make like a leaf and get the fuck out of here?

>>12694075
post those toes if youve got the balls

>>12694411
patrician taste

>>12693037
Take the Hank Hill pill already anon.

>>12693014
There is a reason girls with tiny butts are superior and I'll explain why. Girls with fat asses generally have their cheeks seal over their butthole this trapping the sweat and stink and making the salad tossing ritual less enjoyable overall. Girls with petite butts have constant airflow up into the crack thus keeping the butthole fresh for licking.

>>12693224
Tell us your methods. I'm an upstanding white attractive male citizen. I could get away with murder.

>>12693912
Based. I used to work retail and would grab whatever on the way out, usually a frozen pizza, scan it at self-checkout. Pretend to pay and walk out.

>>12694572
The trap on the left can get it anytime

>>12693104
Jesus even if you put just a little weight on her it turns her into a ghoul. She isn't gonna age well.

>>12694572
What an odd fold in those shorts.

>>12693014

>>12693224
>>12693912
You "people" disgust me.

>>12694827
Y'all gonna finish that?

>>12694085
Humans have been collectivist our entire recorded history and probably long before that.
Capitalism was a silly experiment and will soon end, we'll be back to collective action soon comrade dont worry

>>12694827
OH FUARK
Someone's gonna need a baind-aid!

>>12694066
Just lie

>>12694075
Hey, that's my gf!

>>12694075

>>12693279
Jews

>>12693533
where’s the lie in his post you fag. point it out for us.
or does criticism of jews just make you squeamish?

>>12694730
Shes looking better than ever, pic related.

As for OP, agreed. Roaming the aisles late at night is super comfy.

>>12693014
how many limes do you think shes getting?

>>12694948
this..creeped me out a bit

>>12693064
God I hate African women

>>12693257
alright skippy, calm down

>>12694143
still on 4chink
factually incorrect

>>12695040
Criticism of anyone is fine if there is evidence behind it. Conspiracy theorists pulling claims out their ass is just kind of obnoxious.

>>12695720
being wilfully ignorant of the truth makes you a fag, a tard & a cunt

>>12695751
I bet you imagine fondling bags of sand while pulling yourself off.

>>12693236
Hi Epstein. How is your trip to prison?

>>12693097
Jesus christ, what the fuck

>>12693054
Based clinical autist