/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12684795
A Krabby patty. I wish someone had a recipe or something.

>>12684795
The obvious question is Butterbeer.

>>12684808
bruh they have that shit at Busch Gardens
>>12684800
Fine, have your doubleswee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

the foods from redwall

>>12684836
Most of those ARE real foods though. I wonder if anyone told those "herbivores" how cheese is made hue

>>12684845
yeah i realize that but theres something about how jacques painted the picture of the feasts that i dont think could be captured by just tasting a few of the dishes. the atmosphere of celebration and reading about how a huge fish big enough to feed the entire hall was great

>>12684795
Fornerly non fictional

>>12684795
The Three-Course Dinner Chewing Gum

Hobbit!

>>12684915
THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING

>>12684892
the actual Willy Wonka brand gobstoppers cannot compare to the taste of the movie ones in my imagination

>>12684892
your pic is the everlasting gobstopper, the gum was a little later in that scene, pic related

really anything from the chocolate factory would be a great choice. why haven't we been able to make any of it real yet? of course the shitty candies named after them don't count

>>12684960
>why haven't we been able to make any of it real yet?
Because they were intentionally designed to be absurd and impossible e.g. lasting forever or giving you the taste of (and possibly also the calories / nutrition, I'm not sure) three different meals with each one happening in distinct succession somehow in a way that satisfies you as much as regular eating would.
Even in the fictional world these come from they didn't work.

>>12684795
The only consolation to Vincent Vega getting mowed down like a chump right after taking a leisurely shit is that he at least got to enjoy an abnormally high quality $5 shake beforehand.

>>12684833

come on it's not funny to make fun of retards. i mean, it obviously is, but, i feel like i should chide you for it. the retard puts chopped celery on his burger. that parts not funny.

>>12684836
Pretty good cooking did a few episodes about this on YouTube. I never red the books but the vids were pretty cool.

Homer's Out of World Moon Waffel
Steamed Hams (Grilled)

wonka bar. duh

>>12685390
These are what I always thought Wonka bars would be like. The packaging helps too

tomacco

>>12684833
>not posting the original
BEHOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>>12685457
That scrum-mallowfudglicious description makes them sound like they're made of marshmallow or something awesome

>>12684915
Always wanted to try the crackers the hobbits ate. Looked like sweeter hardtack

For me, it's pic related

>>12684833
Completely based

Too much cat hair

>>12685457

tried some of them. the ones with prezels are the best.

>>12684795
Sneeds gummy bears

>>12684836
>>12684851
Based and martinpilled

>>12684795
Tomacco or maybe gummy bears

Soylent Green
Whatever Rip Torn was eating in "Defending Your Life" that tasted like shit.
The pastel Play-Doh-lookin' stuff from 2001
Popplers
Bachelor Chow
Leila's asshole

The cheese from Wallace & gromit moon cheese

>>12687285
Comfy

>>12684795
That steak from the matrix

>>12687406
Lol good reply

>>12687445
Thanks...

(formerly fictional foods you've never wanted to try)

>>12687263
Martin was a cuck who let his GF get gibbed.
Lord Brocktree? Now THERE's a real nigga.

I like to imagine it tastes like a thicker Surge.

>>12687472
Based

Im in doubt...soylent green is a real thing, yes?

>>12687558
I assume it tastes like baja blast

>>12684845
Later books, the cheese is usually described as being made from nuts.

Tomacco

The cafeteria chipped beef from Captain Underpants

>>12687727
Plus anything from Burger Shot, especially Big Smoke’s order

>>12687728

Lembas bread. I understand that it probably just tastes like... well, generic bread, but I've always been intrigued at a food that fills you up for days. It's why I wanna try senzu beans as well.
Apart from that, I always wanted to try Soma from Shin Megami Tensei. It's apparently the drink of the gods

>>12687761
Meant to add this pic

>>12684795

pussy

>>12684795

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0iZ1LgJiig

That food from Spirited Away.
It all looked amazing.

>>12684795
The slop they eat in the ship from the matrix.

>>12684795
Reptar bar: Halloween edition

Just to know

>>12684795
>MAMA

>>12685004
Remember when the idea of a five-dollar milkshake was outrageous?

>>12685711
The other guy literally linked the original on the YT channel belonging to the kid in the video, cocksucker.

>>12687853
well we at least know that it doesn't really taste like anything and has the consistency of snot, or runny eggs if you use your imagination.

>>12688618
I imagined it to be basically oatmeal with ground chickenbreast and too little salt.
I'm sure /fit/ has at least a few guys trying that diet right now.

>>12684845
>mammals
>can't eat dairy
hmm...

>>12684860
>>12685502
>>12687251
>>12687271
>>12687472
>>12687667
Based

I want to eat Senzu bean chili, Yajirobi makes it. I remember him saying the beans themselves tasted like fish.

>>12688648
I wonder if Senzu beans can cure depression

>>12684795
Sneed Feeds

I always imagined it as some sort of pickle flavored burger but I think it was actually supposed to imply spoiled meat.

>>12688698
forgot pic
>>12687406

>>12687735
>Freedom French Fries
kek

>>12688706
The crunching sound only made it more appealing

>>12684795
My girlfriend’s pussy

>>12688351
really? why not the diet sausage or tourists delight?

>>12686480
>>12685901
>>12685894
>>12684848
based simpson poster.
I feel like to many people underrate simpsons because it's so old and bla. But that shit is actually entertaining.

>>12685132
Based. Always made me think of mac n cheese

Disappointed no one has said bronto burger yet

>>12688939
zoomers don't know about this my boi

>>12686488
>Yfw you'll never be able to live in a rustic oceanside village and stroll down to the local food shack that sits on top of a cliff overlooking the crashing waves. Setting your horned helmet on the bar, leaning your giant bone sword against the wall. Ringing the tiny bell on the counter. Having the main bartender cat pop his little head up from behind the bar asking you what you'd like to drink and order in the generalized feline language.
>You respond with a few clicks, purrs, and a cheerful meow. The feline slams a hearty wooden mug of their house ale on the bar in front of you. Froth spilling over the sides. A heavier set cat pushes aside the tiny curtain between the back bar area and the kitchen holding a tray of sizzling grilled sardines, roasted vegetables, a bowl of some sort of clear soup, with a soft dinner roll glistening with butter.
>You look behind the stout cat into the kitchen where you see several cats of various sizes and colors bustling in the smokey and steamy kitchen. All wearing bandanas and aprons of various colors and patterns, stained with grease and spills. Hissing and meowing commands at each other. A tabby cat with a bitten off ear standing at the charcoal grill turning fish on skewers. The tuxedo colored cat quickly dicing up onions and carrots on a giant wooden block made from a stump. A team of two charcoal colored cats you can spy out the back manning the giant spit roast over the large hearth, taking turns jumping up and pulling down on the handles to spin the long rod lined with parts of a boar and several whole birds.
There's a very young kitten busting a mean sweat scrubbing various pots and utensils in the wash basin doing his best to keep up with his much older brothers and sisters. Meowing meekly in reply to the harsh hisses of the older cats. Before you can think further of the poor kitten the curtain closes behind the portly tabby and he sets your tray of food down. CONT?

>>12684795

>>12689184
sad

>>12684836
The huge cake-lasagna thing on the left looks like a Timpano with spinach in it.
Looks delicious.

>>12685457
The chocolate caramel sea salt, second from the top if absolutely god tier chocolate.

>>12689185
USE ROPE

>>12689363
Oh, sorry to bother you :(

>>12689363
Based

>>12684795
with flavors like
Bar-B-Quetion
Chinese Chickachick
Captain Ketchup
9 Volt Battery
Girl Hair
Bathing Suit Area

>>12689385
So are the cats gonna use rope or what?

>>12688648
I wish these existed so that when I ate shit skateboarding, I could heal myself and continue.

>>12689717
Jo-Do Jo-Do Chicken Ranch Drizzlers

>>12687795
Same

>>12684836
>falling asleep in mom's warm station wagon as a Redwall audiobook CD pours over food descriptions

>>12685457
blonde chocolate with pecans is best.

>>12687802
These are hushpuppies but you also get covered in burns, right?

>>12685756
It’s called lembas, which means way-bread in the Elvish tongue. It’s described as being like hard tack, but light and crisp and vastly more nutritious. Just one bite is enough to sustain a man for a whole day. Of course it’s made from magic elf wheat so there’s no real version of it. You could make a similar looking flatbread that tastes pretty good though. There’s recipes all over the Internet.

>>12687761
Could you make chili out of sensu beans?

I've always wanted a Bob's burger .

>>12690582
Look up the cookbook for the show. Some of the burger recipes are amazing. My personal favorite is the thanksgiving burger

>>12690555
>ywn be that comfy again

Terry Pratchets Discworld: "Dwarven Bread"

>>12688589
I figured they tasted something like popcorn shrimp.

>>12690564
I don't remember anything about one bite sustaining a person for an entire day. I think your memory is exaggerating that part.

>>12684808
Butterbeer is a recipe
Made before harry potter

>>12688660
You can't eat yourself out of depression, fatty

>>12690988
This. Only alcohol can soothe the pain.

>>12690912
Watch the movie, nerd

>>12689702
They taste like well-done Mcgriddles right?

Louis' foot from Beastars

This obviously

A true Dagwood, natch

>>12691967
I would feel so sad eating 1 meatball with fries and a milkshake
Feels poor

>>12691962
>unsliced sausage
>egg not centered
>tomatoes under cheese
0/10. I hope you're trolling.

>>12687601
Hook?

>>12688880
How fucking young are you?

>>12690901
Nerrrrrrd

>>12688597
Sadly, not really. I do remember when Carl's Jr.'s $6 combo meal was "expensive". Then I came upon a place this week that sells 3 tacos for $10 so I have no idea what the going rate for fast food is anymore.

>>12687601
BANANA MERINGUE

>>12691962
I prefer the iterations with a whole lobster

Breath of Fire 3 always had the best looking foods. I remember playing it and getting some red snapper with sourdough and clam chowder afterward, it was delicious, so I probably associated the flavor with the game too.

>>12687251
>>12688681
>LOOK GUYS I SAID THE S WORD AGAIN LOOOOOL

>>12692287
What's it made of? Beef? Pork?

>>12692304
reminds me of this
made me excited to eat fish when i was a kid
i ate way too much fish as a child though
mmm
fish
also, they had a level where a cat was cooking your character to feed to baby cats and I thought it seemed delicious because you're nice and salted and roasted... mmm...

>>12692317
Who cares, as long as it doesn't have disgusting lettuce on it

>>12687886
reptar bars where real anon

>>12692317
think smaller and with more legs

>>12690568
I mean, I assume so. Though one bite would probably fill you up

>>12692417
Centipedes?

>>12692317
yes

>>12688880
Sneed

Always assumed it tasted like a very dry, spicy ginger ale

>>12692430
In my vagina?

>>12692643
It's literally just fire

Dude that's mostly spaghetti going in but when it comes out it's like 90% tomato sauce? What the hell, man

I know it's only like 4700 calories but I would still try it

>>12684795
Anything Tonio makes looks great.

>>12688840
this tbqdesu.
a tin of tourists delight, a bottle of radiation sickness healing stolichnaya, listening to artyom playing an acoustic version of tri poloski on his guitar by our campfire under a moonlit, starry sky, dozing off in my sleeping bag, alone and dead by dawn

>>12693278
It's actual food you idiot. You can literally make it yourself the ingredients are right fucking there just make it you retard

>>12689702
Get on your knees and I'll give you some tubby custard

>>12690998
>movie

>>12687761
I was always under the impreasion that epves didnt really need to eat food with them being immortal and all. That's how the silmarillion seemed to describe it. Like pretty much the only way they could die was by violence.

I'm too lazy to make it, honestly, but maybe someday it'd be nice.

>>12688597
A five USD milkshake on October 14 1994 (the release date of Pulp Fiction) would cost $10.76 CAD today

>>12689329
dude thats a pie lmao

>>12693575
mess waiting to happen lol

>>12694480
>USD to CAD
come on now
Exchange rates fluctuate more than an anorexic e-thot's self esteem

please help

>>12687532
lord cocktree heh

fallout 1 iguana bits

>>12684795
Pooh's honey always looked like cheese sauce to me.

>>12684836
Imagine the fart after eating that.
>DEATH ON THE WIND

>>12695857
>BRAPFLOWERRRRRR

>>12689185
continue pls :)

>>12688597
>be 10 in 1997
>moved to a city with parents
>Mexican fast food joint down the street
>ride my bike down there 2-3 times per week
>tacos were 25 cents a piece

Ffw to now
>same taco place charges $2 per taco and quality is shit

>>12692100
yesir

>>12693542
based

Leave it to Spongebob to make a mundane fast food burger look appetizing.
Pic unrelated.

>>12684795
is this possible to do?

>>12697151
I know a burger joint that actually puts jam on burgers. It was a sort of bacon meat jam spread thing. Very delicious. Would recommend.

asterix roasted boar

>>12696194
Hahaha pathetic gringo, pay up

>>12690912
He's not

>>12695844

>>12697166
Seriousl, you've never had hogroast? Chap, you are missing out.

>>12697166

Hog roast is amazing, you need to try it.

>>12690555
pores

>>12684834
>grool

>>12684795
Sunni Gummi's cunni.

>>12687601
The ginger kid did an interview a few years ago and said all the food for this scene was just mashed potatoes with dye in it.

>>12684979
M S G
S
G

>>12692317
Ribs, just ribs

>>12684795
This little fucker from Mom and Dad Save the World: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKiWzvKGUFs

Also all the foods described during the feast scenes in Harry Potter.

>>12684795
Larks tongue in aspic

Powered Toast. It's literally just fucking toast but it always made me really want toast.

>>12698010
Is that not just breadcrumbs?

>>12684795

One of the better scenes ever

>>12687795
Not the hot meals

>>12684833
does he have an apron under his t shirt??

a home cooked meal that someone who loves me made

>>12687271
https://youtu.be/igrHJehYjhM

>>12696136
>You look down at your tray of assorted dishes. The trio of skewered sardines rests on a large folded leaf sitting on a raised wooden block. Charred and crispy on the edges with steam rising from the X's slashed in its flesh. You smell at first a strong smoke and oak odor, followed by a slightly sweet tang of the meat, finished by a hint of fresh sea air compounded by the surrounding oceans smashing against the high cliffs. The sardines are caught daily by the locals right off the docks protruding hundreds of feet into the ocean. Which you think of and glance out the fogged glass windows of the bar, looking down the cliffs towards the beach spying the docks lighted up by lanterns with all manner of folks strolling around buying and selling goods and services. The docks serve as this tiny village's night market which is quite renowned, bringing in visitors from all over to eat and drink at the small food stands that dot the docks length. A bright umami smell quickly grabs your attention as you look back down towards your tray. You spy the clear soup, floating in which are chunks of a white fleshed fish, sliced green onions, cubes of tofu, and small shredded pieces of seaweed. It's called night soup on the menu, so not much to go on but you're excited to try. To the left of the bowl sits a small square clay dish with a short pile of various roasted vegetables gleaming with butter and sprinkled with a bit of rock salt. From what you can tell you see; turnips, potatoes, carrots, and a deep purple vegetable you've never seen before, all cut into short irregular rectangles. The last thing you see is a soft looking dinner roll with a pad of butter on top that's slowly dripping down the sides of the bun. You split the bun open in half, hot to the touch and steaming with freshness you take a bite. You're met with an unexpected sweetness, not quite to the point of a dessert but it's definitely not a savory bun, and the butter is quite tangy (like a goat butter?)

>>12687601
My absolute nigga. Still one of my favorite movies.

>>12691955
Fuck me, what was that from again?

>>12698310
>The tangy/sweet light and fluffy bun was surprising but quite refreshing and light. You set the other half of the bun down reaching for your rough looking wooden spoon. (probably hand carved by one of the kitchen hands, and the spoons you can buy down at the goods shops on the docks are of a much higher quality.) you go right for the soup, getting a spoonful of brother first.
>The steaming broth meets your lips after a few blows to cool it down, and what you taste is hard to explain internally let alone if you were to try and tell your friends about it. It's bright and has an almost citrus quality to it, but with a slight fishy taste, but in a good way like fresh raw fish would be. Notes of savory umami immediately come to mind soon afterwards with just a hint of nuttiness like browned butter would be. (internally this makes you feel a little gay, thinking of words like notes and hints and citrus tones with thinking about food.) you continue with the soup trying a spoon of fish with green onion and seaweed on it, the fish is the softest fish you've eaten almost melting in your mouth but at the same time retaining its flaky quality.
>Overall a nice side item for the main event, the sardines. Grabbing your mug and taking a nice long draft of the cold air, refreshing yourself and 'cleansing your palette'(god what a faggot). You let out a big sigh of relief and enjoyment, "ahhhhhh". Wiping the foam from your mouth with your fur and leather arm bracer. You pick up one of the sardines and go straight for the lower belly, your favorite part of grilled fish of any kind really. A salty crunchy skin is what meets you first. Delicious and clean just as expected. The flesh still hot and flaky with a buttery quality to it but not oily like some fish tend to get. You glance at the included side dish of roasted vegetables and push it aside because you are a warrior after all. You think to yourself maybe I should hit the night market after this?
CONT?

>>12698390
Yes

>>12698390
moar

Scooby snacks?

>>12692645
It's more likely than you think.

>>12687558
I imagined Sprite but super fruity and thicker

>>12689702
based tubby toast bro

>>12698467
>>12698474
>you finish what's left of your second mug of beer while casually sucking on the leftover fishbones on your plate. Picking your teeth with the rib bones and making light conversation with the bartender cat when he's not busy filling drink orders or helping other patrons. Your feline dialect is pretty rough but you can tell the bartender appreciates the effort in trying since feline isn't an easy language for a human to pick up. You slide your platter and mug towards him indicating you've finished your meal and are ready to pay. He takes your dishes back into the kitchen behind the curtain, he returns with a small decorative tray and with both paws places it in front of you and bows his head. He then tells you the price of your meal and beverage at 11 copper pieces, a good deal for the amount of food and ale consumed. You place your coins on the tray and hand it back to the feline with both hands. He accepts and as is tradition, bows his head for you to pat and rub behind the ears while you purr out a warm thank you and good night.
>you pick up your sword placing it into your back mounted scabbard, and then grab your helmet by one of its chipped horns and head for the door. Pushing open the heavy oak door you step into a crisp breeze of fresh saltwater air. You grew up in a larger village that was much further inland than this coastal quaint town so you immediately become soothed and relaxed from the sea air. They say the waters here carry the spirits of the ocean life. There is a give and take that occurs naturally in these waters. You take from the ocean only that which can be returned in a form of equal or greater value. Sailors that lose their lives at sea are mourned yes but also celebrated for giving their life force back into the ocean to nourish and protect the
sea life. It's a delicate balance that must be maintained and many fishing laws are setup in this area to prevent abuse of the sacred waters. You're comforted by this fact. CONT?

>>12698667
Keep going my man.

>>12697271
Really? I like "to pore over" so much less.

>>12692287
formerly rib-chuck

>>12687285

supremely based wallace&gromit mooncheeseposter

>Lets spend the string budget on shaggy flexing his stoner hunger

>>12698739
>you pull the fur collar of your short cloak up towards your cheeks to warm up a bit as the night breeze can get a little nippy. Hooking your helmet to the small of your back via a belt, you start making your way towards to grand docks to enjoy the night market. Feeling a little bit intoxicated and in the mood for something stronger than ale you smile softly to yourself thinking "Im in town for a few more days I might as well enioy myself while I'm here."
>The path you need to take winds around the side of the tavern through a moonlit alleyway. In the corner of your eye you spot a small red ember glowing brightly, but you can't see the source of it so you lean forward to investigate. You hear a meak and inquisitive meow come from the shadow. A figure leans forwards slightly revealing a whiskered mouth and nose smoking a small rolled cigarette. He reaches up with his paw and flicks his ash out, stepping forward you're shocked to see the little kitten from before smoking a short cigarette. You squat down to eye level with the little guy and start asking him some questions in feline.
>The little kit is surprised to learn you know feline and informs you that he's on his smoke break and about to end his shift. He wipes sweat from his brow with his little paw, wiping it on his dirty apron. You inquire about his age to which he replies with a sharp meow. "I'm 19 jackass, I'm just the smallest and youngest of my clan." you quickly assure him that you meant no offense. Obviously a little child wouldn't be working a dish pit and smoking, no that would be silly. You tell him that you're planning on going down to the docks for more drinks and if he knows any good food stands or little izakaya shacks to stop at. The kit flicks his cigarette to the cobblestone and tells you to wait here while he finishes his shift up, assuring it would only be minutes. Five minutes later the small tortieshell cat strolls out wearing a small tunic and a leather shoulder purse. CONT?

>>12687285
Now you remember that Wallace's voice actor is dead.

>>12693391
How to get a home made food stand

ethiopian food

>>12687853
its literally shredded wheat in milk

>>12698803
mmm lettuce, cheese and bread sandwich

>>12698837
he's a vegetarian and salad in a decent bread doesn't sound bad at all.

>>12684808
It’s already at universal

>>12694480
>A five USD milkshake on October 14 1994 (the release date of Pulp Fiction) would cost $10.76 CAD today
Why did you convert to Canadian dollars? I don't get it.

>>12684795

Krusty Krab Pizza

>>12698327
I have always wanted this wild boar

Always wanted to try Gummiberry juice

>>12698901

>>12688880
Ah, yes the Simpsons. Truly the hidden gem of our generation.

anything from odin sphere

>>12699234
I always thought that stuff would taste like rocks. Dwarfs like that shit.

>>12687285
>>12698327
>>12697166
Absolutely patrician opinions.

>>12692948
What does fire taste like

That meat the Brutes eat in Halo Contact Harvest. Especially the little cone of meat in the spine of the beast that Macabus eats. The way it's described that he was really looking forward to it sounds so god damn delicious.

Dexters moms ass.

Literally.

Her ass cheeks cut into sashimi, after I thoroughly washed and ate her asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pks6K74413g

>>12689717
For me, it's the Stallone cut.

>>12691980
What if it was a really big meatball?

>>12692108
24 here

>>12699172
I've always imagined it as a sweet yet savory combination, like frosted popcorn, except infinitely better with a more satisfying crunch to it.

>>12688880
It's far overstayed its welcome on TV. That shit's getting its 31st season in September.

>>12685457
I remember liking the taste of the bar but I hated that the pieces were irregular

>>12697480
I'd still eat it

>>12684795
homer simpson's patented moon waffles

>>12692317
Feed and Seed

>>12684960
I'd be careful with the lickable wallpaper someone has certainly already licked it

>>12685901
I can still hear marge telling them to stop saying "gummy"

>>12684915
Do Orcs have restaurants? How do they know what a menu is?

>>12684795
Fuck off, Babish!

A Big Kahuna burger

>>12688618
Sounds like congee.

>>12687451
Bruh, that's ham!

everything in Spirited Away

Steamed Hams!

>>12692430
chuckasneeds

>>12700218
Sneed feeds

>>12699260
My nigga

>>12692287
Technically can get one at universal (I did it tastes like a slightly higher quality McRib)

>>12684795
mmmmm yummy tomat

>>12693391
>>12693391
Ok so I can make the normie version. How about the version enhanced with stand bullshit that makes my body do stupid shit?

>>12689702

I alway imagined them as thick gingerbread cookies.

>>12687728
>>12687735
The Heart Attack Grill is basically IRL Burger Shot and if you eat there you're underwriting fat people killing themselves so I think it's tax deductible as a charitable donation.

>>12700589
You're posting on 4chan and you're using the word "normie" unironically. I'd say your body is already doing stupid shit.

Milk steak

>>12700719
Garnished with jelly beans?

>>12698804
Yes purr

>>12698809
Stab yourself with an arrow and try not to die.

>>12701111

>>12692317
hog anus, just like the hotdogs

>>12700218
You know, there is a place where you can enjoy steamed hams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8YouisYQtE

>>12697970

I heard its easy money, though you can get exiled for it, at least thats what the talking drum told me,
Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Part Two

>>12699424

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vispipuuro

>>12698390
With the massive boosts consuming various meals made from various creatures in Monster Hunter before an expedition, it pretty much turns into 'Im going to eat all the pokemanz,' before combat.

Plus the shit all looks delicious.

>>12700702
Okay that this got me a chuckle... but you damn well know what I meant

Real niggas will know what I mean.

Some of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc

>>12701346
I would definitely eat a meal cooked by the cat. Or attempt to. Thats a lot of fucking food to try and eat before a hunt.

>>12688597

>>12684795
Chili that doesn't have beans.

>>12693278
>Tonio's special dressing

>>12701876
YES
Fuck me I love that movie. Watched the everloving shit out of it as a kid.
I'm going to download it right now.

>>12684836
>tfw no medieval cloister to live in, fulfilling work all day with the bro monks, good homegrown meals with cheese and beer, then go plow some wenches at the town brothel a few miles away

Maybe a spidercrab could be used

>>12687285
RIGHT FUCKING HERE THIS RIGHT FUCKING HERE AAAAAAA

>>12704874
Thanks for this bump.

>>12687761
I always imagined lembas tasted like shortbread for some reason. After I read LotR in middle school I would ask my mom to buy shortbread so I could eat it and pretend I was an elf.

>>12692410
this is it fampai

>>12684836
that mouse enjoying the big chunk of cheese is my current mood

>>12704996
Same, except I bought my own shortbread so I could pretend to be an adventurous hobbit.

>>12687285
Absolute top tier show. Grand day out is my favourite one, the music is so good.

>>12687853
I think about this every time i eat oatmeal.

>>12692430
It's an actual quote from Krusty.

Anything made in this kitchen.

>>12698806
Not the Swedish VA though.

A friend of mine said he had it when he visited Croatia. I don't believe him though.

>>12693542
Just watched Brandon's review of this. Well played anon.

>>12700110
So basic

>look like they're made out of sugar-disted marshmallow goo
>purported to have incredible psychoactive properties
>would shut up if I killed and ate them
For me, it's trolls.

Europapean space lobster

>>12698804
Keep going and no one will be hurt.

>>12684904

I always like to think crunchy spiral macaroni salad with veggies is a nice equivalent to how Timon and Pumba treat eating bugs

>>12686480

Babish made that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27mUWs2wjPs

>>12687285

Any show that treats the moon as edible cheese really, Tom and Jerry did this too

>>12696194
I had a Mexican food truck in California this summer and grabbed a massive burrito for $8 or something. Best fucking burrito of my life and I'm fact the best sandwich I've ever eaten. The talent is not the food truck but the soul (Mexicans) within

>>12688706

It WASNT pickle? Jesus

>>12692410

What did he call it again

>>12685901
I wanted to try this only because they made such a big deal out of it.

>>12690901
Similarly: Hardtack. If you make it properly then it should be tough enough to be used as a weapon.

Hardtack

2 cups of all-purpose flour

1/2 to 3/4 cup water (add in as needed)

1 tablespoon lard or Crisco

6 pinches of salt

Preheat oven to 425 degrees.

In a large bowl, mix the ingredients together into a stiff dough, knead several times and spread the dough out flat to a thickness of 1/4-inch on a non-greased cookie sheet.

Using a knife, cut dough into 3-inch cracker squares. Using the flat end of wooden skewer, punch four rows of holes, four holes per row, into each cracker, for a total of 16 holes.

Bake for 30 minutes.

Remove from oven, turn crackers over on the sheet and return to the oven and bake another 30 minutes. Cool completely and enjoy.

For longevity return to the oven and bake for an additional 40 minutes, 20 on each side to allow for further drying.

>>12707535
>Lard in your hardtack
Real hardtack is just water, flour, salt.

This.