/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12682290
>not atlantic city

>>12682290
Average chili on cheap smoked sausages doesn’t count as revolutionary cuisine.

>>12682294
wow, it's basically like you've never been, or were so retarded you only paid attention to tourist shit the locals ignore.

>>12682290
Which city?

>>12682298
I'm a DC native and ben's chili bowl is delicious you pretentious faggot

>>12682290
Lmao. I live there and it's mediocre as fuck. You can get great food anywhere immediately outside of DC though. North Va. is the hidden boss of the food world.

>>12682290
going to Otakon this weekend
where should I eat bros

>>12684810
stinky cosplay pusy

>>12684818
fucking god no
i now live within driving distance to the con and i've stayed with enough stinky cosplay thots and burnout ravers in the past to know they don't go to the con to actually have fun

>>12683582
Gayhomoshitington DC, the child disappearance capital of the USA by a long shot.

>>12684006
>ben's chili bowl
Overpriced slop. Only good for being one of the few places open 24/7. Kabob Palace is better choice for late night eats.

DC has some decent places, but isn't top ten due to price to value versus other cities.

>>12684859
>the child disappearance capital of the USA by a long shot

How do you mean, anon?

cities are all the same, the difference between any at least mid sized city is trivial

>>12685349
There’s a pizza parlor filled with missing children whom liberals rape.

>>12685375
Name a more cosmopolitan midsized city in America, moron. I'll wait.

>>12685043
hey man i love kabob palace. youre still a pretentious fag though and i'd like you to choke on this dick nigger

>>12685043
U just hate it cuz the owners black

>>12683582
Italy

>>12685504
It's just massively overhyped as fuck, nothing against the owners. Owners were shrewd to own their building rather than rent. That's why they've been here so long.
But you can get just as good a half smoke from some corner cart vendors as you can there. I'm not talking food truck, I mean hot dog carts. Albeit, the cheese and chili on fries is nice at Ben's.
Pretentious is the fucker who thinks eating there makes them a DC native. Like who the fuck would want to be a native of this dump?
And as far as Kabob Palace, Just remember to go where the cabbies go when you're looking for something good.

>>12682290
*culinairily

Honestly I agree with OP. DC is second only to Chicago.

>>12686294
spoken like a true tourist

>>12686340
My top 5 are (in no particular order)
DC
NYC
Chicago
San Francisco
Miami (i really enjoy cuban food)

>>12686294
The chili has gotten watery and runny since the sons have taken over

>>12685400
checked
based and redpilled /ck/ bro

>>12686855
>t. Flyover

>>12686904
Lmao, I've lived in 3 of those cities for over a year.

>>12686905
>le transient flyover maymay

Nice cope.

>>12686962
so what shithole are you pretending has good food?

>>12686963
I’m the OP, you fucking moron. Even if you lived here in dc for just one year, you’re still a flyover hick inbred. Now, fuck off, Cletus.

>inb4 more flyover cope hyuck hyuck

>>12685413
Nashville.

Checkmate

>>12686974
... I was born in DC, I lived in NYC for 2 years, Miami for a year, and have visited both Chicago and San Francisco more than once.

I currently live just outside of DC.

>>12687000
I'm sorry anon. Maryland is a fucking shithole.

>>12682290
It's a ghetto city full of we wuzzes and hobos

>>12687222
You obviously haven't been anytime recently.

Or you were stupid enough to go to south east and completely ignore north west.

>>12685400
>whom liberals rape
You mean Trump's friends?

>>12685400

>>12685400
>whom liberals rape.

>>12685400
>whom liberals rape

>>12682290
Yeah for CP

>>12685400
>children whom liberals rape.

>>12685400
>liberals rape.

>>12685400
>children whom liberals rape

>>12687756
why are you posting the same stuff over and over?

>>12687756
lol

> "my pedophilia essay outraged the right. My attempts to humanize a real problem brought out their nastiest rage."

Holy shit, you can't make this stuff up. lol

>>12685400
>missing children whom liberals rape

>>12685400
>>12685349
For most US cities, even large cities, the number of reported child disappearances each year rarely surpasses 100. A lot of cities even report numbers in the single digits. But, for DC, it's not unusual for there to be over 1,000 in one year's time. I wish I was making this up.

>>12687736
>2006 4chan
>over 9000 penises and they're all raping children

>2019 4chan
>waaaahhh mommy i heard this place hurts kids. shut them down because im offended

>>12687756
wtf, that can't be real.

>>12687737

nigga, this isn't news. R Kelly was fucking & pissing on 12 year old girls all the wayyyy back since the '90's.

>>12687774
>I wish I was making this up.
Dont worry, you are.

DC has 0-2.5 missing persons per 100,000 people. And a population of ~700,000.

>>12687756
literally who?

>>12687774
>I wish I was making this up.
Then you can easily link the source, I assume

>>12685400
Based and redpilled.

>>12686855
NYC catering sucks and is overpriced as fuck. The best places to eat in New York is away from the city and at diners, or other local restaurants that let you chill as you eat.

New York City is too crowded as fuck to enjoy a good meal.

>>12687835
>New York City is too crowded as fuck to enjoy a good meal.
Depends on your budget to be honest.

Places that require reservations for every table are perfectly comfortable.

>>12687803
These are skewed by native americans. The only people who go missing are hispanics and native americans here in AZ.

>>12687803
https://missing.dc.gov/

>>12687870
Yes, but look at all of the found cases, the VAST majority are found.

Actual continued missing persons (people put into the sex trade) is very very low.

>>12687803
That makes no sense w/o a time frame or whether it's children or adults. Daily new cases reported? Weekly? Monthly? Yearly? As it stands that map is meaningless.

>>12687870
>tons of blacks
Who cares

Imagine thinking that this pizza joint is a front for child trafficking

>>12688335
Just thinking about it makes me hungry and sleepy. We should go take a nap now.

>>12688335
>>12688350
Forgot pic. Sorry, phoneposting from work.

>>12688335
Remember the magatard who went in waving around an assault rifle demanding to see the basement where the kids were locked up? The teenage high school employees were like wtf, this can't be happening.

>>12685413
Pittsburgh. It’s also more pleasant and more interesting.

>>12688684
>Pittsburgh

>>12687835
Just stay out of midtown, you tourist.

>>12688765
>has Pitts in the name, must be gross
It’s been nice for years now. Much nicer than philthydelphia or anywhere in Ohio, at least.

Gonna be in DC for a few days in Sept as a solo UK traveller. Any places to go to?

>>12689307
It all depends, of course. Where are you staying, friend?

>>12682290
Imagine never being able to have good, authentic Mexican or Chinese food.

>>12689312
Grand Hyatt in the centre

>>12689307
If you're asking specifically for food recommendations it depends on your budget.

If you're just asking for things to do in DC in general, there are a ton of fun activities in DC, obviously the national gallery of art, the various Smithsonian museums, and the various national monuments are all great things to see at least once.

>>12689326
Huh, okay. Need some more info before I make suggestions, as I am a bit of a foodiefag. How long are you staying, what do you plan on doing, and how much money are you willing to spend on dining out?

>>12685400
b/+r

>>12688536
He didn’t just wave it around; he fired 3 times.

>>12689307
Try to hit up all the Smithsonian museums if you can. The Freer and Sackler, Portrait Gallery, and National Gallery of Art (West wing) are my favorites.

>>12689330
>>12689375
Yeah, sorry, it was food specifically. I've figured out the standard tourist things already. Quite looking forward to the NSO at the Kennedy Centre.

>>12689334
Don't really have a food budget. Of course, I'll be on my own, so I'm not that interested in fine dining stuff. Semi-interested in the Instagram-y places such as http://astrodoughnuts.com/, but kinda hoping to find a decent Italian or Chinese place. I know from experience at home how easy it is to end up somewhere a bit shit. Staying for 4 nights.

>>12689419
Sfoglina and Trattoria al Volo are decent Italian places in NW

>>12688335
Did you read the emails? I'm not saying it is one, but God damn theres weird shit in there

Been living in the DC area for 30years. God this places is a shithole for good food. I gota drive all the way to NYC for anything decent.

>>12689452
>his city has 16 Michelin starred restaurants.
>1 3 star
>2 2 star
>13 1 star

>has to drive to NYC for anything decent

maybe you just don't have good taste, or you're a retard with a bias against DC because you decided 30 years ago you hated it and have been hating it ever since.

>>12689452
If you can't find a decent place to eat between northern VA, DC itself, lower Montgomery county, Columbia, Baltimore, or Annapolis. You need to get yourself checked out.

>>12687803
That's weird. I never saw a colorful graph from the MSM, but I saw the DoJ numbers a few years that placed DC as no. 1 in the entire country. I can't seem to find it now. Odd...

>>12689336
Guarantee that faggot is incapable of breaking down that weapon to clean.

>>12682290
>America
>Culinary relevance
choose one

>>12689419
Okay, there's too much to recommend, so I'll do my best to highlight my personal favorite spots in varying neighborhoods. You best save this post, anon:

Georgetown:
1) Miss Saigon - Really solid Vietnamese spot at the edge of Georgetown. The service is good. There's even a neat fish tank. A lot cute girls dine there.
2) Bangkok Joe's - This is one of your trendier Thai restaurants in the city. But don't let that deter you. The food is really great, and they make a mean pad thai dish. It's near the waterside, which makes for a nice walk after dining. A lot of young adults dine there.

Foggy Bottom:
1) Meiwah - At the intersection of M and New Hampshire, you will find arguably the best Chinese food in NW DC. The interior is large and embellished. A lot of higher class people dine there, due to its close proximity to K Street.

Dupont:
1) Zorbas - North of the circle, you will find this staple in DC dining. A Greek restaurant that has been around for decades. It's two floors tall and spacious. The crowd here varies, but are you sure to find many a local there.
2) Shake Shack - I was reluctant to include this. This is a regional fast food chain located in the busiest quarters of the neighborhood. This place is always slammed, and they sometimes get your order wrong. But the burgers are pretty solid.
3) Lauriol Plaza - Great Mexican place in the northern part of Dupont. It's actually a massive restaurant. But the food and service are exceptional. It's a trendy spot where a lot of young adults go to eat and drink.

>>12689704
Adam's Morgan:
1) Keren - An Eritrean restaurant in lower part of Adam's Morgan. This has to be the most underrated restaurant in NW. There's always a line out the door. The food is reasonably priced yet so filling. This is a must go to spot.
2) Lapis - An Afghan restaurant in the center of the neighborhood. This, too, is a trendy spot. It's actually one of my favorite restaurants in the city. The best dinner I have eaten while in DC was here, make of that what you will.
3) El Tamarindo - DC has a large El Salvadoran diaspora, and you owe it to yourself to try some of their cuisine. This is a restaurant best known for their papusas.

Mt. Pleasant:
1) Mount Desert Island Ice Cream - Local ice cream joint in the heart of Mt. Pleasant. It will still be hot in September, so stop by here if you're crazing a cold treat. It's my go-to spot.

Colombia Heights:
1) Los Hermanos - This is a great hole-in-the-wall Dominican Restaurant. I go here at least a few times a month. It's one of the best bang-for-your-buck spots around. You have to go here for lunch or dinner.

U Street Corridor:
1) Chicken and Whiskey - It's the best Peruvian chicken place you'll find in DC, in my humble opinion. Definitely go here if you're passing by. They're open late, so you can even go there after a night of drinking.

Shaw:
1) Blagden Alley - This is a small strip in the neighborhood where a lot of upper scale restaurants can be found. Definitely check this out if you're in Shaw.

>>12689704
Thanks a lot for this, anon. I'll no doubt be eating in a few of those places.

>>12684790
>North Va. is the hidden boss of the food world.
This

>most culinary relevant city on the east coast
>DC
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