/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm gonna go get sushi for lunch.

Who wants to tell OP that our bodies are RIDDLED with other forms of life besides our own? We cannot exist without them.

We're a walking colony of MILLIONS, if not trillions of micro organisms and they need us to live and we need them to live.

So the next time you feel alone, just remember that you have whole civilizations cheering us on and working real hard to keep us going. It's not just you in your body, but many many others.

https://www.longdom.org/open-access/role-of-microbes-in-human-health-2471-9315-1000131.pdf

>>12673285
It's a great way to stay in shape

>>12673308
Parasites and gut microbiota are completely different things. But I do agree with your more general assessment that OP is a retard.

Who cares fag

>>12673308
>who wants to tell OP
You clearly do faggot

>>12673308
That was beautifully put.

>>12673285
1m of friends

>>12673308
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>12673376
based and pastapilled

>>12673376
Trump won by making a deal with Russia to rig the election. Hillary is almost as shady. The man to save America in 2020 is Bernie Sanders.

>>12673424
>Trump won by making a deal with Russia to rig the election

Aw shucks them russians finally outsmarted the moose and squirrel

>>12673436
Are you that retarded?

>>12673285
He keeps me thin I keep him well fed. One hell of a deal.

>>12673376
I'm not sure what sort of brain damage you went through as a child, but how in the world does your response even RELATE to that post? It's not even relevant to OP's topic. /pol/ is full of cockroaches like you. Go there.

>>12673424
>bernie
fuck off commie

>>12673463
Democratic Socialism is the way to go and the future of America. Eventually we’ll break away from the corrupt Democrats and save this country from itself.

>>12673454
This, OP is a faggot who dosen't want to look after his wormbros. He's probably fat.

>>12673481
Exactly. Vote for kamela Harris 2020.

>>12673285
Lol I'd know if I had an intestinal parasite because I would have lost so much weight by now. PLease help I'm so fat.

>>12673481
oh fuck no, my 401k finally is rebounding after obama fucked up.

>>12673308
gut microbiota and tapeworms aren't the same thing

>>12673561
And yet they are. They both need to live in your body to survive. You're a host to both.

>>12673376
go back to /pol/

>>12673376
I think you have wrong thread (and board) m8

>>12673560
>tanked under Bush
>huge growth under Obama
>Trump squeezing short-term blood from a stone before his degeneracy tanks everything
BUT MUH FOUR OH ONE KAY! Fucking MAGATs are unfathomably stupid.

>>12673615
>>huge growth under Obama
revisionist history?

>>12673308
>comparing the micro organisms that are in our systems by default to a fucking tapeworm parasite

I didn't get sushi for lunch, I got taco bell. I'm gonna get sushi for dinner.

>>12673570
False equivalency nigga. You're not even doing the enlightened "All is One Under God" shit either, you're just being hilarious.

>>12673619
No, facts. Maybe you've heard of them?

>>12673619
nah

>>12673668
God doesn't exist. Pull your head out of your ass and read a book that doesn't have colored pictures at least once in your life.

>>12673376
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>>12673673

Will you faggots go fuck off to another board, we're taking about sushi.

>>12673663
First of all, you're probably a fatty.
Secondly, in america i think fish has to be frozen for 7 days before being used, so all potential parasites are killed off.
In asia they use "fresh" fish (read: still has live parasites in it)

>>12673554
Well if OP is right all you need to do eat more sushi.

>>12673677
ok, you should too:

https://the-eye.eu/public/Books/Temple_Of_Solomon_The_King/

>>12673688
bruh

I'm gay, not sure if that matters

If I do it's the laziest tapeworm in history.

>>12673688
>fish has to be frozen for 7 days
If you want it to taste like dicks sure

>>12673932
So you know how dicks taste like. Interesting.

>>12673992
I guess we got him

>>12673308
cope
but a tapeworm and literal parasites are not the same thing as gut micobes you rube.

>>12674197
Never heard of a woman before? You fucking autistic virgin

>>12674255
>women
>in this shithole

>>12674202
Re-read what you just said. Re-read it again and again until the light bulb goes on.

>>12673285

I have a tapeworm. His name is Richard.

>>12673308
Today I learned that we're all jedis :)

>>12673932
what do you mean "if i want to"? this is literally a law in america

>>12674710
Yeah we're all dependent on symbiotes. That's why you get the shits and other ailments when you go on antibiotics. There's also mutualistic bacteria that simply live in non-harmful one-sided benefits or one side simply does not affect the other significantly.

>>12673308
Nurgle pls go and stay go

>>12673683
welcome to 4chan newfag
Thread derailments are absolutely fucking inevitable, no matter the board

this isn't like reddit where everything has to be cookie cutter and regimented

>>12674984
Stfu nigger, your dumbass just started posting around 2013, get at me when a real poster from 05 rapes u

>>12674919
based retard reading a 2004 articles headline and nothing else
its a recommendation, not a law you fucking idiot
https://www.fda.gov/food/buy-store-serve-safe-food/selecting-and-serving-fresh-and-frozen-seafood-safely
read the actual source you retard

I ate raw shrimp in a third world country once. What do I have inside me?

>>12675073
your dad's dick

>>12674202
Is this bait?

>>12673285
yeah whatever, homo

>>12673308
parasitism=!mutualism=!commensalism

>>12673371
quite the LARP

>>12673481
poor bait. Time to invest in Zyklon. Byebye schlomo

>>12673285
Proof?

>>12675065
enjoy your fucking tapeworm then i guess
i'm gonna call you anon with a worm from here on out

>>12674984
This post is reddit.

>>12674314

You are fucking retarded.

>>12675845
You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>>12673285
Pfffft that's why I have Eosinophil's to take care of the parasites.

>>12673285
> 1 meter long taperworm

Like, a baby tapeworm? Midget-tapeworm?

They usually grow 4m or longer.

>>12677463
Eosinophil is ok!

>>12673285
Reminder that if you don't eat Chicken, Pork, Beef, Lizard and Fish raw that you're essentially a huge faggot with no friends.

>>12673285
Is it possible for a parasite to make you live longer through symbiotic processes? Like maybe it secretes some enzyme that increases longevity?

>>12673285
Source?

oh right you don't have one

>>12673285
Fuck me, really? Somebody call Jackie Chan and cancel my order!

>>12673285
>he doesnt regularly eat raw chicken and pork

pathetic casual

>>12677470
>They usually grow 4m or longer.

The longest tapeworm on record is only 1.8m
you're full of shit

>>12677833
>he won't live long enough to notice I responded

>>12677862
>i ate raw meat to kill myself... it did just the opposite

>>12677906
>the opposite of ending your own life
you gave birth?

>>12673285
>he thinks his tapeworm will only be a meter long

>>12677801
You might onto something there.

>>12677801
That would be a symbiote, then. So, no. what has Japan exported that has been beneficial?

>>12677801
That's called a symbiotic organism or a symbiont, not a parasite

*eats sushi*
*pops a vermifuge soon after*

Ez