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Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:48:00 2019 No.12671613 [DELETED]

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KNOCK! KNOCK!
Pizza delivery!
What do you tip?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:49:04 2019 No.12671616 Roasties get nothing from me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:49:21 2019 No.12671620 >>12671613 I'd thank the sweet highschooler and tip her 15% of what I owed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 00:50:07 2019 No.12671621 >>12671613 my rare pepes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:02:22 2019 No.12671670 10-15%, depending on the day and how busy they probably are

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:03:44 2019 No.12671678 >>12671613 Get a real job

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:05:01 2019 No.12671683 a few bucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:25:07 2019 No.12671756 tell her that she should be in the modeling business not the pizza delivering buziness and give her a 100 to make her smile

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:28:13 2019 No.12671768 >>12671613 I have literally never had a delivery woman from a real business, only Uber Eats and shit

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:29:18 2019 No.12671770

>>12671613
I'd beat this fucking whore bitch until her eyes bulged from her skull due to her cracked facial bones. How dare this fucking bitch ask for a tip, I would absolutely destroy this coward for even thinking they could demand even MORE money from me on top of the "delivery fee" and inflated food costs. In minecraft btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:30:03 2019 No.12671776 the boot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:31:02 2019 No.12671781 20%

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:32:04 2019 No.12671785 >>12671768 So some nigger or meth head that's been licking and stealing your delivery items and you're so much of a sucker as to pay for that? I know that some people are stupid but that's beyond stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:33:59 2019 No.12671787 >>12671776 That's Das Boot to you nigger!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:37:01 2019 No.12671794 File: 27 KB, 399x600, babe2-knocking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671781 Only 20%?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:38:25 2019 No.12671803 >>12671613 The delivery driver.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:39:39 2019 No.12671808 >>12671794 jesus, that pic is 14 years old

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:42:00 2019 No.12671817 >>12671808 She could be a grandmother by now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:43:31 2019 No.12671820 >>12671613 My dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:44:33 2019 No.12671825 >>12671808 So was she.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:51:54 2019 No.12671855 >>12671613 Just the tip

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:52:52 2019 No.12671856 >>12671825 based if true

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 01:53:43 2019 No.12671858 >>12671613 My fedora

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:07:03 2019 No.12671920 File: 41 KB, 400x721, babe1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671808 It's not like it's pr0n, she's a making money by delivering pizzas, she's a "future enterpriser" now get your filthy mind out of the gutter!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:10:05 2019 No.12671928 >>12671920 >pr0n >pictures almost old enough to drive ... are you a time traveler?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:10:21 2019 No.12671932 >>12671613 oh she's getting more than just the tip

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:11:19 2019 No.12671934 >>12671756 Is this before or after you give her the bowl of eggs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:13:27 2019 No.12671943 File: 45 KB, 425x239, Dr_Who-The_Beast_Below-Star_Whale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671928 Sometimes I like riding on star whales.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:23:29 2019 No.12671976 >>12671920 How long till this kind of delivery style becomes prevalent? They have bikini barista booths, why not slutty pizza delivery girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:28:48 2019 No.12671999 >>12671976 That started a long time ago, chicks delivering things on rollerstakes, chicks in bikinis making coffee for the coffee addict types. It's natural.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:29:29 2019 No.12672002 >>12671976 I think the rollerskates thing was back in the 1950's or so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:30:03 2019 No.12672006 I'll tip her a few bucks, not saying she's got the wrong adress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:31:19 2019 No.12672014 >>12672006 I got her proper address if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:33:32 2019 No.12672025 >>12671613 >>12671794 >>12671920 Love kills

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:34:47 2019 No.12672028 Joe Strummer - Love Kills https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeeZRw52FxE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:37:37 2019 No.12672037 >>12671976 I'd imagine this won't happen for the same reason you don't see many female food delivery workers in general. They'd feel safe dressing provacatively in a controlled environment but in deliveries they would be afraid of rapists etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 02:54:29 2019 No.12672080 >>12671616 How many severed heads do you keep in your refigerator?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:08:03 2019 No.12672448 >>12671770 Based and womanbeaterpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:09:55 2019 No.12672454 >>12672448 Sometimes dumb chicks have to be tought who's the boss.

Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:16:14 2019 No.12672468

Who's that knocking at my door?
Well open the door you fuckin' whoar
said Barnicale Bill the Sailor.
Who's that scraping on my leg,
who's that scraping on my leg.
WELL!
OPEN YOUR LEGS YOU FUCKING TEASE SAID BARNICLE BILL THE SAILOR!

Will she take me to the dance,
will she take me to the dance?
I DON'T KNOW YOU FUCKIN WHOAR SAID BARNICALE BILL THE SAILOR!

This guy does it better than I do.
Yo Ho!
yo ho, dirty sailor song (sea ocean)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4077-uVwq9M
(barnicle bill) (pirate)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:21:52 2019 No.12672481 Irish Rovers-Drunken Sailor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf0E_PJtJWg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:23:25 2019 No.12672483 File: 88 KB, 524x374, 31EF7F3D-1CA5-4F0F-8CE7-F6471B4BB140.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671616 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:24:35 2019 No.12672487 File: 1.95 MB, 328x328, 1f739a167c37b3cae3b0d89fa778a09002ed5f456bba0618258b779dfd2e3d23.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12671613 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VORwVMzxQ1Q

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:26:13 2019 No.12672491 >>12672483 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfsgHyymG8E Irish Rovers-Black Velvet Band

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:26:48 2019 No.12672493 >>12672487 Gotta love that look of scorn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:28:33 2019 No.12672497 >>12672487 That's 9+ hours, I'll check that out later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:29:47 2019 No.12672500 >>12672487 Madness - Bed And Breakfast Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mievwX-5ntk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:30:18 2019 No.12672502 >>12672497 that is unironically one of the funniest things i've read all month. thanks pal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:34:21 2019 No.12672512 >>12671613 my penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:42:35 2019 No.12672538 >>12671613 >what do you tip My hat to you madam, thanks for the free pizza. You can leave now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 22 05:43:38 2019 No.12672546 >>12672502 My Girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw-8AGRcyvk

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