/ck/ - Food & Cooking

jealous yuropoors came crawling to America to taste the burg
fuck off we're full

>>12666653
Do what? Buy food and then sit down to eat it? Yeah, I guess. Americans do it when they come to Europe, too.

tfw my country’s biggest cultural exports are fast food joints and nigger music

>>12666653
Euro burger joints are generally cucked. They crave real burgers which are only available in the good ol’ U S of A.

>>12666653
Sample the native cuisine of a country you visit? Of course

>>12666653
No one outside of the Midwest knows what a Midwestern style burger taste like, so they think that it's the food of the gods when it's just a burger made correctly with not shit ingredients. That's why Five Guys has died in every place it's tried to expand to in the US save for places with a large population of costal diaspora.

>>12668413
Cope.

Overwatch been through Europe on travel enough times to know that they can't make a fucking Burger.
I don't know how, don't know why, but they just fucking can't. I've been in major cities, small towns, tourist hell holes and hole-in-walls, and never had a Burger better than a 5/10.

I don't fucking blame them.

What else are is there to eat in muttland?

>>12666653
>Do Euros really do this when they come to America?
Eat? Yes. Yes they do.

What on earth are they teaching kids in schools these days?

Funny enough, americans abroad are known to eat mostly McDonalds.

>>12668534
That's because other countries just assume the average American is pushing 300 lbs, waddles when they walk, will die of heart disease around ~50 years of age, and ride electric carts around stores.

I mean, it's not the norm, but I know the stereotype exists for a reason.

>>12666653
After seeing all the Americans coming to Scotland and telling us all how it is their "ancestral homeland", referring to themselves as Scottish, and all that shite (even though it is their first time here), you are in no position to laugh at anyone

>>12668549
>"my favourite Scotch city is Edinburg"

>>12666653
5 guys is okay but they steam in the wrappers and become soggy cheese baseballs.

>>12666653

>tfw make a decent salary but cant afford five guys when I traveled to the states because my country has a 63% tax rate to pay for our free healthcare and schooling which benefits families because they still pay the same amount as me but I'm never going to see a benefit from it because I'm a GDE that will never get laid because white European women only fuck black guys

of all the meme joints to visit USA for I never understood why the fuck euros go to 5 Goys. Its so fucking lame.

>>12666653
do americans really make retarded threads like these?

>>12666653
we have five guys in UK

why is your shitty thread backfiring on you?

>>12668687
shahahaahhahahahaahahahhhaahha >laughs in german sorry and poverty

>Euros think the best fast food to eat in America is Five Guys
Bros, we have got to stop memeing them like that. It's not right.

>>12668706
UK isn't Europe. Didn't you just leave?

>>12670369
51st state when?

>>12668696

u mad?

>>12668413
>flyovers are this delusional

>>12668695
This. It tastes like your average family cookout. Even McDonald's is better in that respect, because you can't copy their taste (chemical plant manufactured though it may be). I guess that's the reason think it taste "healthier". Because it's so familiar. But then you can just make it at home for a billionth of the cost. I really don't understand the appeal of this place. It's sign value at its worst. The defining characteristic of the funhouse mirror illusioneering that defines capitalism at large.

>>12670405

Whataburger is king.

>>12670417
Whataburger is now owned by a Chicago company, and their patties are paper thin, which makes juiciness, the most important thing in a burger, completely impossible. Fuddruckers was the best chain burger, and now they are closing their doors, because of the vegan/impossible burger craze.

>>12667089
>tfw when said country is your overlord and there's nothing you can do about it
seethe more pig fuck.

>>12670424
>completely impossible
Wrong. Steam mitigates this. But they probably won’t steam anything

>Fuddruckers was the best chain burger, and now they are closing their doors, because of the vegan/impossible burger craze.
They’re closing because they’re inconsistent trash and nobody goes there, not because of a relatively niche option

>>12670441
>inconsistent
Such lies. This illustrates how perceived quality is so bound to brand perception, and not to objective taste of the product. This is why sign value will reign supreme forever. As sad and destructive as that is.

>>12666653
Here's a pic of a euro burger, those eurotrash fucks are truly pathetic.

>>12670441
>>12670460
Read what you wrote back to yourselves, it not only comes across as a lot of excuses but also that you two fags need to get a tub of lube and a room at one of those hourly rate hotels in the seedy side of town.

>>12670512
Thats a horsemask burger. Originates in wyoming

>>12670552
Riiight... more euro lies!

>>12670534
Read what you wrote to the posts and read those and it sounds like the ultimate projection of your fantasies

>>12670552
'My Little Pony' burgers made from real horse meat on sale at food truck

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/my-little-pony-burgers-made-from-real-horse-meat-on-sale-at-food-truck-a3419731.html

>>12667089
excited for your last year in highschool?

>>12668413
based and flyoverpilled.

>>12670582
It's far worse in Manhattan, from the so called "celebrity" joints. I suspect Las Vegas and Los Angeles are even worse.

>>12670360
It’s either 5 guys of chick fil a

>>12670582
Imagine thinking this is what your average coaster eats

>>12668413
I live in the midwest, and have all my life. I hate Five Guys, but this is not even remotely true.

>>12670438
? I’m American

imagine eating at five gays when BASED fatburger exists

>>12670580
>if you don’t like fast food and rap music you must be in high school!
kys nigger

>>12670369
nigga the country ain't on wheels

>>12668413
Correct opinion.

>>12671470
have sex, junior

P Terrys > in n' out

>>12671733
It is floating on water tho just get a big sail

>>12668695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1TxMKaYHYA

>>12672505
seriously fuck that guy

do americans really do this when they come to europe?

>>12668695
It's good, ill be going there today now that I saw this thread

>>12667063
>we're full
you were full 200lbs ago, but that didn't stop you then.

>Go to America
>Eat American cuisine
What’s wrong with this?

>>12668646
>they actually say Scotch too

cringe desu

>>12667089
>still can't get a joint at a fast food joint

>>12672531
wait doesn't this have a longer version without some retard's handle showing the reaction of a horrified guest?

>>12672723
Yee-claw

>>12666653
>assblasted burgah
>"do euros really eat"

Thanks for the laugh OP

>>12673907
furious pete italy

A lot of euro asshurt ITT, desu

>>12666653
I've got a friend that's studying abroad in Sweden. First thing he does when he comes to the States is get a burger, because it's just not the same there. That said, he wants for naught when it comes to getting good sausage.

>>12668413
five guys is huge everywhere in the midwest and taste better than the local burger joint trash most places are pushing out

>>12668413
How the fuck is five guys anything special? It's just the same as burger king or checkers but with way higher quality ingredients.

>>12672723
yee-claw

>>12670721
We have five guys here in europe. But it's not popular. Meanwhile people are begging for a chick fil a or tacobell

>>12666653
Five Guys here in the Netherlands is good but just crazy expensive with their 11 Euros for a single hamburger

>>12666653
Five Guys here in the Netherlands is good but just crazy expensive with their 11 Euros for a single hamburger

>>12668464
do they put an egg on top?

>>12668549
>>12668646
>>12673893
>Scottish people get upset because Americans use an actual word correctly
Fuck Scotland and every Scot. Your entire national identity is based on a 19th century tourism campaign. Your politics revolve around the concept of "fuck you, pay me" and "I'm going to ruin everything for the rest of the UK just because I can" even though you shoot yourself in the foot every single goddamn time. Your national pastimes are suicide and heroin. You're so goddamn fat the only solution to your obesity crisis is to make food so expensive nobody can afford to eat. You all pretend you're a bunch of hardasses from time immemorial despite your national history being "...and then we were brutally and mercilessly raped into submission by the English" repeated several times. You're like someone took a look at the worst things about the Irish then said "I can beat that" except it's an unintelligible moan from a guy dying of alcohol poisoning in a puddle of his own vomit and shit. I'd call you the self-harming, inbred mongoloid version of Canada, but that'd be an insult to self-harming, inbred mongoloids.

>>12675948

>>12671463
faggy self-hating retard

>>12666653
Did he learn nothing?

>>12674830
>How the fuck is five guys anything special? It's just the same as burger king or checkers but with way higher quality ingredients
I think you answered your own question.

>>12670424
>closing their doors, because of the vegan/impossible burger craze.
Less than 1% of fast food burgers are meatless...better close down our whole business.

>>12668413
5 Guys has okay burgers for a ridiculous price, like $14 for a burger fries and drink. Fuck those cunts, their burgers just aren’t that special.

>>12675985
If you live in the US and unironically think our culture is good and healthy, you’re the retard

>>12667072
that's not an excuse, someone must stop this madness

>>12668413
Five Guys started in Washington DC flyover faggot

>>12675948
Jesus Christ that was fucking brutal

>>12675948
Fucking ruthless

>>12672757
That would make me -25 pounds eurotard. If you can’t figure out basic North American unit of measurements then just make the insult in Metric

Mfw a yuro was poor near me

>>12675948
Scot fags BTFO

>>12675948
That's the best thing I've read in a while

>>12666653
Why are Americans so delusional

>>12675948
based