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Anyone who consumes coffee, non-herbal tea, or chocolate is unironically a drug addict. Change my mind.

>> No.12639717

They're good drugs bron

>> No.12639726

>>12639713
WTH is herbal tea?
Green tea?

>> No.12639748

>>12639713
Well shit your image of the affect caffeine has on an arachnid with a brain the size of a pin head has me convinced.

>> No.12639755

>>12639726
>herbal teas are made from dried fruits, flowers, spices or herbs
Look it up yourself next time, retard.

>> No.12639763

>>12639713
By your logic we shouldn't eat chocolate because dogs die from it. Kill yourself you retarded "diet guru".

>> No.12639766

>>12639755
Why would I do that, when you just tell me?

>> No.12639770
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12639770

>only drink soda

>> No.12639771

>>12639713
https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc

>> No.12639775

It's a white people's thing, you wouldn't understand

>> No.12639783
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12639783

>>12639763
You shouldn't eat chocolate because it has caffeine.

>> No.12639784

>>12639713
well, yes caffeine is the biggest addiction on the planet.
but your image is stupid because spiders don't drink coffee nor have the same physiology at all.

>> No.12639785

>>12639713
>chocolate is a drug
Jesus I didn't know /r9k/ fags could get any more pathetic.

>> No.12639808
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12639808

>>12639785
Chocolate contains caffeine, which is a physically and psychologically addictive drug with withdrawal symptoms identical to those of cocaine.

>> No.12639812

>>12639771
My man

>> No.12639817
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12639817

>Change my mind.
Not my fucking job, broham. Go live your joyless, staid life on your own. I'll be three sheets to the wind on a random day.

>> No.12639828
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12639828

>>12639713
pretty mild drug with few consequences

>> No.12639836

>>12639713
I'm not a spider.

>> No.12639839

>>12639808
>be me
>used to drink only soda daily for 3 years
>decided to switch to water
>no symptoms
>no cravings
>rarely have soda
>soda now tastes better than ever
>you tell nothing but lies

>> No.12639850

>>12639713
>implying herbal teas can't contain similar substances

>> No.12639911

>>12639783
>>12639808
Caffeine content in chocloate is something like 6mg in a bar (compared to more like 120mg in a cup of coffee).
Theobromine is the chocolate stimulant.

>> No.12639948

>>12639713
Caffeine has benefits vs salt sugar and fat

>> No.12640620

>>12639713

You're addicted to the computer and pornography. Your brain is a drug dealer. Shoot it.

>> No.12640656

>>12639713
The longest lived, healthiest people on earth drink fine ground coffee every day in a social setting. Dose makes the poison. How do you know that dose for a spider wasn't like a person drinking twenty cups of coffee?

>> No.12641502

Imagine comparing a spider brain to a human brain.

OP is actually just a paranoid spider

>> No.12641542

have you seen what salt does to slugs? people that willingly ingest salt are suicidal

>> No.12641546

>>12639808
>t. never done cocaine

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12641548

>>12639713
>being a fucking spider

>> No.12641783

the next poster is a spider

>> No.12641791

>>12639713
Spiders aren't human. But even if they were, dosage makes a big difference. If you drink 10 coffees then you might wank around like that spider.

>> No.12641862

>>12639713
All drugs should be legal. Yes, that includes meth and opiates.