/ck/ - Food & Cooking

because they make it sweeter and tastes different from murrican mayo

>>12625015
Because you're such a fucking weeb that you're willing to glorify even the most mundane Japanese things. Example: mayonnaise. Nothing in Japan is really that much better. You just have some fantasy about being a super kawaii Japanese high school student except you're 40 and 200+ pounds overweight

>>12625065
B&R

>>12625015
Because a lifetime of social isolation and alienation fueled by an inability to understand the nuances of human emotion has led you to the bright, loud, and on-the nose escapism of Japanese otaku-culture. This emotional dependency has led you to paint a rose-tint on all things that remind you of the culture that let you escape from the muddier, more complicated world you live in, seeing superior qualities where less infatuated people cannot.

In order words, try having sex, sweetie.

>>12625065
yikes

>>12625071
dilate

>>12625015
Because it's spicy mayo. Buy spicy mayo stateside if you want the same thing.

>>12625065
Retard

>>12625107
Kewpie isn't spicy, dumbass. It's actually sweeter than regular mayo. Mayo mixed with hot sauce makes spicy mayo.
>>12625072
Oh look, another wannabe jap faggot

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>>12625071
>>12625065
weeaboo website

>>12625117
no,i just don't throw shade on another culture because i'm an insecure faggot that can differentiate between those who may like Japanese food and actual weebs

>>12625117
>Mayo mixed with hot sauce makes spicy mayo.
Don't disagree when you're statement supports what you're retorting to.

>>12625133
can't***

>>12625134
He said Japanese mayo is spicy. I said it is not. Do you not know how to read, retard?

>>12625133
You're missing the point. I'm not throwing shade on another culture. I'm saying that fat white people not from Japan who fetishize everything Japanese are massive cringe. Example: you

>>12625147
liking mayo is fetishizing? imagine being so obsessed someone brings up something Japanese and it immediately becomes a "you're a weeb" shitfest. go fuck yourself

>>12625117
>>12625147
weeaboo website

>>12625161
You simply can't read

>>12625169
and you're simply retarded. take a long walk off a short pier fucko

>>12625107
>spicy
bruh, you're making white people look like tremendous faggots again

>>12625117
>>12625022
No, it has less sugar added and more vinegar than US mayo.

>>12625147
Do you even know where you are?

>>12625183
It tastes sweeter

>>12625189
On a cooking board

>>12625198
a cooking board for weeaboos***

Kewpie is better than most mayo, but it's still just mayo.

The bottle is kino though.

>>12625205
Wrong, it also has mustard.

>>12625198
a cooking board for weeaboos, since this is an anime website

>>12625198
a cooking board for weebs

>>12625198
r/cooking might be more your speed, you look like a tremendous, cringy faggot when you go on a weebo board and act like a normalfag.

>>12625222
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>>12625215
You are the people who need to hear it the most. Cancel your crunchyroll account. Throw away your tsundere crossdressing outfits. Get help before it's too late

>>12625227
Go back, normalfag.

>>12625227
>tsundere crossdressing outfits

>>12625209
I'm talking general application, home skillet

Why yes, I occasionally enjoy anime.

>>12625227
I'm just gonna smug at you.

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>>12625227
You need to go back, 2016 tourist.

>>12625250
>why yes i come onto an anime website and complain about weeaboos

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>>12625234
I've been on this site for longer than all of you combined and I've never been a weeb. Liking anime isn't a prerequisite for being here

>>12625269
>the "I'm an oldfag" defense

>>12625269
That's what all the tourists say when they get called out.

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>>12625282
That's exactly what a newfag would say. Also you have to be 18+ the post here

>>12625269
No, you haven't. Go back, tourist.

>>12625269
nobody who says this is telling the truth lmao
if it was true you wouldn't feel the need to posture

>>12625286
babby's first 4chan posts

>>12625286
Shut the fuck up, newfaggot.

>>12625259
Watch out for this one! He has the power of anime on his side.

>>12625304
Tell me you're baiting. Please.

>>12625088
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>>12625128

Fucking roasted weeby squeebys

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>>12625292
God damn, this sure is a long summer

>>12625107
>spicy
retards don't have a choice. your a fucking idiot

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>>12625327
go back

>>12625325
>>12625327
Samefag

>>12625349
You are a failure in the eyes of your parents
>>12625339
I'm already here, newfag

>>12625327
Yes, I'm sure out of the whopping 3 summers you've been here, this is the worst one

>>12625365
>You are a failure in the eyes of your parents
Ahaahaha look at this projecting weeb. Go watch some little girl cartoons and cool off.

>>12625327
Summer's almost over tho

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>>12625336
>muh epic anime cooking imageboard xD
fuck off

>>12625282
Based smugposter. I used to hate you guys, but I'll gladly fight beside any wapanese against the invading normalfag hordes.

The Kong has claimed this thread!

>>12625071
That's an excellent deconstruction of the weeb. Probably made some people defensive.

>>12625222
/ck/ was never really weeb, outside of broke ramen threads

>>12625065
C&B

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>>12625985
reddit

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>>12625071
true or not japanese mayo is pretty good

>>12625015
Ive never had it

>>12625299
I posture like that sometime when I want to overpower the weebs. Fact is there are plenty of better weeaboo sites out there these days. 4chan has moved on, but does retain enough relevant boards to accommodate you retards. That doesn't mean you can shit up the other boards.

>>12626646
You don't realize it, but with every post, you're giving off more indicators of the typical 2016 election tourist. Go back, normalfag.

>>12625250
>Hobgoblin
Vile

>>12625015
Msg

i clicked on this thread because i was interested in yum yum sauce not YOU'RE A NEWFAG XD no yure the newfag NO YOU ARE anime is gay NO U GAY

>>12625227
yikers

>>12625570
>the best board non anime
Epic. Upvoted and reddit gold given.

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>>12626133
The 4chan/Reddit venn diagram is a circle.

>>12625065
Holy fucking based. Tell em like it is!

Let me get this straight. You get triggered by anime but don‘t give a shit about the epic magapede pepes and wojaks, soyjaks?

Based. I‘ll make more wojak/pepe threads then. Be sure to vist our subreddit r/pepe and r/wojak for more epic memes!

superior japan makes the best everything

>>12625015
they add msg

>>12626133
4chan was reddit before reddit existed

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>>12625065
i never knew mayo could cause so much controversy

>>12625015
Try russian mayo then OP

mayoharassment

>>12625065
I've lived in Japan for over 3 years. I realize most anime is wish fulfilment shit. I recognise that Japan doesn't make special video games any more. Foods are different, but not better. Snackfood generally sucks compared to western. Everything material kinda levels off and isn't really any better...Except the mayo. It's better, it just is. Try it.

>>12625015
Best Foods Real Mayonnaise: Soybean Oil, Water, Whole Eggs and Egg Yolks, Vinegar, Salt, Sugar, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Calcium Disodium EDTA (Used to Protect quality), Natural Flavors.

Kewpie Mayo: VEGETABLE OIL (CANOLA OIL, SOYBEAN OIL), EGG YOLK, VINEGAR, SALT, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, SPICE, NATURAL FLAVOR

Also, for 1 tbsp Kewpie has 10 more calories, 15 mg more cholesterol, and 10 mg more sodium. That Kewpie would taste better is obvious with numbers like that.

>>12625015
It's not and you're paid to shill it.

>>12625128
It's actually an anti-weeaboo website and always was. It's an anime website but people don't know the difference anymore.