/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why would i pay dollar for taco when i can pay 1.29 for 2 taco

>>12623584
I love bk value menu but that really looks foul

They need to bring the angry whopper back

imagine having to explain to your parents that you're a worthless nigger that has to shill burger king on an anonymous imageboard

Burger King is shit and has been shit for years, the food quality is the lowest of any fast food chain, to the point that the marginally lower price doesn't excuse the horrible experience of trying to stomach the half-natural sludge they pass off as food. It's fucking gross, you're basically eating rat shit at Burger King.

Even jack in the box's sewer tacos are better than these.

>>12623675
Everytime I drive bye one, that smell hits me and I instantly crave a burger

>>12623683
Just look in their dumpster, it'll taste the same as the one they shove together with their bare hands in their dirty-ass kitchen.

>>12623584
>tfw no dollar pulled pork taco

>>12623584
>got rid of the sourdough king
I'm not sure I'm ready to forgive them

>>12623703
>>12623706
Burger King gives you AIDS, it's not worth it. Enjoy your organ and soy patty.

They need to bring back the tendies from the 90s. Who BK kid club member here?

>>12623584
What's the markup? How much are they making off of this? Extremely cheap foods always disturb me because it's an obvious sign there's lots of trash filler ingredients.

I don't think you should be putting your mouth near that stuff.

>>12623732
ma nigga

>>12623584
I'd just go to Jack in the Crack

>>12623752
No jack off box near me

Shitter King
gross

>>12624097
Y'all have some weak stomachs

>>12624097
>>12623738
>>12623714
>>12623690
>>12623675
dilate

>>12624107
what does that even mean

The BK tacos used to actually be pretty tasty. I haven't tried them since they reintroduced them though.

>>12624113
trannies literally have to stick things in their artifical pussy so it doesn’t heal back together it’s called dilating

>>12624151
Well your mum happily dilated last night with me, xir, lol!

>>12623584
i ate a BK taco a few days ago. imagine a Jack in the Box taco, except even shittier.

Fuck are they at all similar to Jack in the box tacos? Currently living back east but grew up on Jack in the box tacos. If I can get them at BK I'll ignore their leftist pandering temporarily.

>>12623714
no, being black is what gave you AIDS. I can understand the confusion though

>>12623714
that's only Canadian BK

>>12623675
I will never stop being amazed how these anons unironically believe restaurant chains invest in secret ad circumventing social media marketing campaigns on 4chan of all places, where you can't track results because it's all anonymous and constantly self-destructing content, you can't prove any of what you tried worked, and you can't take credit for any of what you tried regardless unless you want your company's boomer execs pulling up the website link from your dumbass 4chan campaign powerpoint presentation and seeing people calling each other nigger and faggot alongside not yet purged gore and scat porn pics posted by anons upset that their last thread was deleted.

>>12623584
nigga please

These are just jack in the box ripoffs.
I'd rather have the whopper taco.

They could get a whopper patty and cut it in half. Ad a half slice of cheese throw in some lettuce, tomatoe and onions. Maybe make a mayo bases taco sauce.


These tacos are from years ago though and they themselves use to be 2 for $1. I can't sse myself spending that on only 1

>>12624542
What is on the trays? It looks like they're smeared with shit from an HIV positive baboon.

I just ate one today and it was not good. Not even nearly as good as a Taco Bell taco.

It tasted very similar to the frozen Jose Ole mini tacos if you have ever tried those. The shell was horrible and very dry.

>>12624687
>mayo-based taco sauce
>half slice of burger "cheese"

>>12624720
Not surprising. I remember when they started doing hot dogs those were awful too. BK doesn't know how to do new things right.

>>12624579
exactly what I first thought. Those things are an absolutely disgusting, shameful mess, but I love them. The jalapeno cheese monster taco is an especially offensive affront to god, but I could really go for one right about now.

>>12623654
Because a dollar is less than 1.29 dollars

>>12624547
You’re not tracking results, do you think they accurately gauge when they advertise from a billboard too? Advertising is advertising. Shitposting on 4chan takes seconds, it’s not like they’re paying overtime for a person to go online

>>12625694

>>12623584
>dollar tacos
Jack in the Crack has two tacos for 1.29
Booger King btfo'd

>>12625732
>Marketing
>You’re not tracking results
Seriously?
>Advertising is advertising. Shitposting on 4chan takes seconds
Corporations aren't sentient beings, anon. Just because spamming posts about Burger King might possibly be to the corporation's benefit doesn't mean it's to the benefit of any of the people working at that corporation.
Someone (an executive, director, manager, etc.) needs to actually decide to task employees to do a social media campaign for it to happen. And that someone isn't going to want to do charity work they have no way of taking credit for. The taking credit part is the entire point. These individual actors within a corporation are what drive the actions taken on its behalf, not what would hypothetically be good for the corporation as a collective.

>>12625748
It even looks the same. Like they vacuum sealed a little oval of dog-food in a tortilla and then deepfried the whole thing.

>>12625749
>Marketing
>You’re not tracking results
Did I say that, retard? Or did I say you’re not tracking results from a shitpost on 4chan that costs you zero capital whatsoever?

>Corporations aren't sentient beings, anon
Didn’t say anything like that, dumbass. You’re too much of an obtuse stupid faggot to even so much as grasp an argument that challenges your pathetically narrow worldview

>>12625759
Why would you make shitposts on 4chan just because it doesn't cost money if it doesn't benefit you at all?
Once again you're confusing what's good for a company with what's good for any of the people actually working at a company and deciding what to do on its behalf.
Maybe when you get a little older and join the workforce you'll understand the distinction.

>>12625765
stfu gay nigger.

>>12624547
Early in my career as a social media marketer I convinced my company's CEO that posting on here and Tumblr about our Dave & Busters-esque arcade company was "the future of marketing." This was like seven years ago, but still. I don't think there's really true shills for the most part, but considering a sponsored Reddit AMA fucking STARTS at $50,000, who the fuck knows.

>>12625732
I'm mostly in digital marketing, but I partner with a few different verified walk-in companies that track your mobile activity down to the device ID and report back on how many people were in-view of the billboard going the right direction to see it, on the correct side of the highway, and then measure down visitation to the specific properties I was marketing for.

It's a lot better than someone standing outside and clicking a button every time a car drives past the billboard, at the very least.

>>12625774
>stfu gay nigger.
Exactly, there's the quality 4chan content you're imagining some social media intern is dying to show off to their boomer CMO.

>>12625765
>Advertising doesn’t benefit you
>Free covert advertising doesn’t benefit you

>Once again you're confusing what's good for a company with what's good for any of the people actually working at a company and deciding what to do on its behalf.
Haha what? What a load of pretentious faggotry. Just keep flipping the burgers, wageslave

>>12625749
Marketingfag here again, just saying that I work in a Fortune 500 company with a social media department whose measurable impact counts for jack shit, but they still have jobs and fancy ideas. My coworker spent his entire weekend escorting a bunch of jackshit useless Instagram "influencers" around on their free vacation so we could get... a couple of pictures?

Vanity plays are a real thing in the industry.

>>12625782
>he thinks an interns job is to show off
You’ve never actually worked a single job, have you? Is your entire perception of reality based from movies?

>>12625792
I'm not that anon, and I should stop answering seriously, but...

1. You don't understand how completely detached from the modern internet most corporate leadership really is, where they're expecting someone to give them answers to just wildly believe, short of "going viral."

2. Interns can barely do jack shit under most laws, so once they're done organizing an old filing cabinet and making Jack, the 22 year old marketing specialist feel uncomfortable in his cubicle, you send them to do what in the fuck ever that you can.

>>12624579
The closest Jack in the Box is 3 hours away. It hurts to live.

>>12624547
Lmao this

>>12624151
Where did it all go wrong Bros?

>>12625690
this motherfucker understands.

I can only eat up to two monster tacos, though. three is just too much. I don't actually feel the need to puke, but I kinda want to.

>>12625790
>My coworker spent his entire weekend escorting a bunch of jackshit useless Instagram "influencers" around on their free vacation so we could get... a couple of pictures?
I started hearing more and more about that "influencer" shit this past couple of months. I'm conflicted because on the one hand I hate buzzwords like that but on the other hand I'm getting real fed up with the people trying to act cool for reacting against that concept like small restaurant owners posting signs that say "influencers have to pay double."
I wish people would just stop acknowledging these buzzwords are real things at all. Even fighting them is a form of enabling them. Same as with "youtube celebrities." Even when anons criticize them they're still buying into the system by behaving as though these are actual celebrities and not just zoomers posting videos on youtube. Celebrities are supposed to be film actors, professional athletes, and recording artists, not random nobodies with youtube channels. And how are all these people "subscribing" to these channels for that matter? I use youtube all the time to listen to music or watch scenes from movies and I've never once used the "subscribing" function.

>>12623666
Trips of Truth!

>>12625740
lol

>>12625690
>especially offensive affront to god

>>12623584
they're becoming jack in the box

>>12623584
How the fuck do you make an even worse taco than Jack in the Box?

You now live in an age where Taco Bell makes the best tacos unless you go to an actual mexican restaurant
>inb4 Del Taco
They're Taco Bell-tier, only they sell hamburgers
>and El Pollo Loco
Taco Bell-tier also, only they sell grilled chicken and have various sides like mac n cheese black beans and coleslaw

Taco Bell wins because they don't offer unnecessary bullshit

>>12623584
reviewbrah doesn't like it so I don't like it.

>>12626181
Honest question. How old are you?

>>12627063
He gave it like a 6.85/10

>>12625694
based

>>12625690
This looks like a fucking yeast infection

>>12627063
yet he liked that shitty cheetos thing from KFC
reviewbrah is slipping

>>12627322
How would you know? Filthy fucker.

>>12624547
You moron. Ever since Donald Trump posted a Pepe on his Twitter, 4chan has been considered one of the most powerful social influencers on the Internet.

1. It costs nothing to "infiltrate" it. You just need someone who understands the culture.
2. A 30 second commercial on a cable TV channel costs around $100k during primetime. That $100k can be put instead towards a team of minimum wage employees tasked with flooding 4chan with whatever advertisements they want. Marketing on 4chan is hugely cost effective.
3. You don't need to buy 4chans internal data to see what is being posted and what's not. Effectiveness in marketing can be judged by responses and key words, passed via something simple like curl and run through an indexing service.

It also doesn't help that Hiro is probably taking bribes from companies to look the other way on obvious marketing campaigns. He seems to be an easy sell.

>>12627755
>4chan has been considered one of the most powerful social influencers on the Internet.
It really hasn’t, believe me.
t. Social media developer and analyst

>>12627755
The self-aggrandizement that /pol/ children have is staggering, you must know you're literally one step away from the honeypot that is infinitychan's /pol/. 4chan as a whole is a joke, the people who actually have influence namely the cartoon creators, anime/manga creators, web developers and marketers, fitness instructors, etc. left years ago when this site became so toxic.

>>12627755
It's pretty easy to tell what's marketing and what's not.

1. If their post has a wojack or Pepe and Pepe isn't peeing and popping all over wojacks it's a marketer. Marketing loves those two because of how easy they are to edit and control, allowing them to constantly drive conversation with minimum effort. Pepe "represents" the angry 4chan and wojack represents the sad 4chan. Both can be sold to.
2. Look for elements of McCarthyism in posts. They will say one thing that literally anyone would be against and then call you a series of names for being against it. Alternatively, they will constantly portray themselves as a "master race" in comparison to their competitors. This has only been exasperated by virgin/Chad memes.
3.Advertisers hate anime girls. They don't understand their appeal, or how to use them in marketing. Wendy's got close, but blew their load way too early. If the poster has anime tiddies as their picture, they're probably real.

>>12627770
And I work in a Fortune 500 marketing firm as their "alternative culture" consultant. You're not as smart as me.

>>12623584
the one in my town had to shutdown because all the needle freaks who work there shooting up all the time spread Hepatitis to customers.

>>12623584
Why would you ever eat fast food tacos?

>>12625740

Disgusting.

>>12627801
You know very little about digital marketing.
Stop now.

>>12627801
>t. out of touch super square BOOMER

>>12628011
All tacos are fast food even fancy ones

>>12628175
He’s a typical weeab fantasist.
The fact he mentions McCarthyism without actually knowing what the term means shows him up to be the fucking moron he is and the diatribe on ‘anime girls’ is just pathetic.

>>12628188
the ever so self important "CLAIMS OF WORKING FOR A BIG COMPANY AND STILL POSTING ON /ck/ AT ALL" made him as a fucking loser. the rest was Post Modernist BLOCK OF TEXT that means absolutely nothing.

>>12628168
>>12628175
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>>12628217
Lol, SEETHING burger king shills btfo.

>>12627801
Imagine typing this unironically.

Never knew we had so many marketing geniuses on here

>>12628168
>no u
epic.

>>12628433
Yeah I've been on 4chan for 10 years, I know a thing or two.

>>12628433
Of course! All the big companies, Amazon, Microsoft, Google, Berkshire Hathaway, Barclay's, BofA, they are all tripping over themselves to be the first to market to the, in the completely unironic words of the avatarfag, "MOST POWERFUL SOCIAL INFLUENCERS ON THE INTERNET", and get all that welfare money and NEETbux while landing on the FBI and NSA watchlists. There's gold in them thar hills I tell ya, the first business that gets mentioned on the food and cooking board is sure to see its stock triple, if not quadruple in price in mere seconds, which is why so many companies pay their best and brightest 6 and 7 figures to post here.
It can't possibly be one or two lower middle managers telling their minimum wage IT guys to set up bots to post their companies' food across the internet, a process which takes maybe 20 minutes to set up and then leave on autopost.

>>12628366
I totally am a marketing genius guise!!