/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12615731
Omg... *munch*

...I may or my not be drunk.

>>12615731
Ok... whatever. I’m over it.

>>12615731
>Sage goes in all the fields

>>12615836
...but you bunpe’d it.
Ya Dunn goofed.

>>12615731
monch minch munch

>>12615731
lol ur a fucking mess rn Audrey, sort yerself out.

Thread related: gotta be smoked oysters and vienna sausage for me.

>>12615849
I ate SO many Vienna sausages when I was a kid. Then I found out my cholesterol was over 420. ...liiiike I ahoud be dead. My HRT was also like, don’t take this if your heart is blah blah blah. ...so... I’m on borrowed time.

>>12615859
Your hormone replacement therapy?

>>12615731
>foodstuffs
>tripfag
>doing >>12615761 this shit
Find another website that gives you a username and a profile pic, you faggot.

>>12615840
>Sage goes in all the fields

I went to Walgreens today to buy some melatonin and I noticed that they actually carry King Oscar deenz. I was very impressed. Then this woman with a clipboard was kinda staring at me when I approached the register and I asked her what was up. She said that I rounded the corner of the aisle with, and I quote, 'so much confidence'. I was like 'wut'. Then the nice cashier was very chatty and positive. I was coming off of being stoned so maybe it was that weed mojo.
But yeah, KO at Walgreens.

>>12615880
Love that!

Oh no...

>>12615974
oh jesus, please don't

>>12615731
looks like tapeworms desu

>>12616019
You gois...

>>12616178
Them Cheetos look soggy.

>>12616192
It bad.

>>12616209
Why did they ever think that crunchy snacks on a steaming sandwich would be a good idea?

>>12616245
it is a good idea faggot...like, dude...just smoke some weed

>>12616209
now what?

>>12615731
What the fuck is that?

>>12615864
Yuss.

>>12616858
Do you monch?

This is Garbacb. Please don’t ever eat this. Ever. It’s a hoax. It’s garbage and it belongs in the garbage.

>>12615974
>>12616178
>>12616209
you're posting this in the wrong thread and you're an obnoxious attention whore.

>>12616870
>It’s garbage and it belongs in the garbage.
Much like you.

>>12616881

>>12616870
post uncensored foot

>>12615836
>>12615877
>capitalizing Japanese loanwords
I bet you pronounce it like the spice.

>>12617139
I know how it's pronounced but always hear it in my head like the spice. Makes even more sense when it's on this board.

>>12617139
>>12617191
Sage is a herb not a spice, dumb weaboos.

>>12617139
>>12617191
Does someone...

>>12617139
>>12617191
...need a lesson...

>>12617191
>>12617208
...on...

>>12617139
>>12617191
...herbs & spices?

>>12615731
You do know those aren't real eels, right? Surimi is the processed fish paste imitation crab (and apparently eels) are made out of.

>>12618377
That’s... probably why they tasted like overcooked noodles in oil. :/
Thanks anon... I was not aware of that.

>>12615731
Canned corn tastes better than regular and it goes great with rice.

>>12618694
Oh yeah! Green beans too! With a little salt & butter.

>>12615731
Funny how not too long ago, eating tin food was looked down upon. Like it's for destitute and straight-up homeless people. I remember when I had to buy such stuff because "real food" costs too much - just got out of college and just starting out. Now, fucking hipsters eat them now too and the price is going up. Eating tin is now something that belongs to the likes of them and not for the likes of me, who was actually poor and had to subsist on it. Not sure how to feel about it.

>>12619617
That order of 8 crackers and a tin of fake eels cost me $16 yesterday.

>>12619640
...plus two beers put me well over $40
+20% tip.

>>12619640
Sorry... 6 crackers.

>>12619617
pottery

>>12617208
Herbs are spices, but not all spices are herbs.

>>12619617
its because those yuppie faggots cant afford anything and are obsessed with the health benefits of canned fish because they realized they cant fucking afford the whole foods they so desperately asked to move into their neighborhoods. but no no, its gotta be instagram fashionable, so they popularize it and make it pseudo-bougie crap.

>>12619640
>>12619648
>order
what...the fuck?
I didn't notice at first but yeah that shit is served on some hipster cutting board bullshit. what the fuck is wrong with you, you absolute fucking retard? Why would you got to a restaurant and pay for CANNED food?

>>12615731
Hs

>>12619750
It’s honestly the ultimate capitalist move. Find something that is $0.50 garbage and flip it back to rich kids for 3200x the price tag.

>>12616858
Are those titty skittles?

>>12619756
Are you kidding? I’ve got an image to uphold. I’m finna keep up with the wachowski’s over here. If I’m caught eating at KFC (which I absolutely also did) it’s a bad look for trans people everywhere. What sounds better?
>I think I saw a trans woman today at KFC
Or
>I think I saw a trans person today at La Folie

I have to dress nice AF and go to all the hipster spots so I can represent for my people. Keeping up appearances is a living nightmare. I’m bougie AF so that others may live.

>>12619804
Yes. The blue ones are sweet like candy and the other ones are bitter as fuck.

I say we should kill all trannies and end this madness

>>12619869
Calm down. It’s not contagious.

Anyone fuck with these lil’ guys?

>>12619884
>It’s not contagious.
That's why it hasn't caught on recently right?

>>12619823
you need to gas yourself

>>12620066
That’s just the Overton window you feel shifting under your feet. We’ve always existed but it was quite illegal for us to be out until embarrassingly recently.

If it’s uncomfortable for you, you’re probably somewhere to the right of policy and that’s fine. You can come over towards the center if you want though, it’s really gonna be fine. This is an official invitation. We aren’t all crazy. I don’t want anyone making us out to seem like bad people so they don’t feel bad for being mean to us ya know?

>>12620114
no, it's just the ever increasingly quickening march toward androgyny and doing the exact opposite ("reverse") of the will of our Creator, yet I digress this is not the place to discuss this at length.
Peace be with you.

>>12620157
I feel our Creator has a pretty firm grasp on the wheel.
And also with you.

>>12615840
>>12615827
>>12615761
>>12615731
Take that stupid name and tripcode off and maybe people will talk to you.
Probably not though cause you sound like an attention whore.

>>12620114
>we've always existed
pretty sure hormone therapy and creating gaping wounds out of a penis into a flesh pocket didn't exist before 1970, boss. You are all by definition crazy. Body dysmorphia is a psychological disorder that our society has wrongly decidedly to encourage.
I have dissociative depersonalization episodes, you know what my doctor does? He gives me anti-psychotic medications, he doesn't fucking tell me to embrace my increasingly split personality.

>>12620207
Go to /lgbt/ if you want to debate someone about it.

K. This whole hate thing you guys have going on is btfo. I know it’s because you can be as mean as you want to anyone without consequences. It sucks that, given this VR you’ve been granted access to, a lot of you have the shittiest versions of yourself come out to play instead of the most civil and intellectually stimulating version of yourselves you could possibly bring to the table.

In the past, it would have blown people’s minds to have access to this sort of opportunity to connect with one and other. I’m sad to say that even if they had access, they would probably choose to bring their shittiest selves to the keyboard as well.

It’s like, the same thing everyday. I’m bored. You guys bore me. Get interesting. Fuck. What a letdown.

Get well soon sweatys.

>>12620207
Can I open up /ck/ JUST ONCE and not find some reactionary midwestern conservative shitting up the food and cooking board with his sex paranoia?

Do you ever think about anything else?

>>12620346
>think about anything else
Yeah corn and hfcs.