/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12619157
do
americans

>>12619157
Can you give me a quick rundown?

is that real life

>>12619244
Yea. Peanut shells too. It's a steakhouse thing, makes stupid customers feel like cowboys or something

>>12619244
they put it on their pasta too. You think I'm joking but I'm not

>>12619255
Dude have you ever had clumped up parmesan? I once almost sued

>>12619251
who the fuck do they think they're kidding? this is just a fucking excuse to be lazy

Are they expecting someone to spill their drink, bleed profusely, or vomit? Or did they do woodwork before they opened? What is this?

>>12619259
can't say I have, no. Why would it become "clumped up" as I'm shredding it? That makes no sense, retard.

>>12619251
This. Pretty frequent where i am, and the issue is worsened by the fact that 80% of the people eating there are the kind to lick food and put it back, let their dumbass kids pick their nose before digging into the barrel, etc

>>12619264
I suppose spilling your drink is totally out of the ordinary in a bar.

>>12619277
>lick food and put it back
what? is this an american thing? wtf

Its so you can spit on the floor. Places couldn't afford spitoons for everyone in cowboy times

>>12619287
thanks but I like having a jaw

>>12619295
racist

>>12619295
Probably a weak one

>>12619283
More of a niggers thing really. There was a big to-do with a black chick licking ice cream in the store and putting it back. And in general young black kids will do shit like that if food is out like peanuts in a barrel, or another place i refuse to eat is buffets where kids are around. Its atrocious what they do. And the parents could give less of a shit

>>12619317
>And the parents could give less of a shit
>could give less of a shit
Why do Americans write like this?

>>12619338
Why do non-americans post on American websites? Are they incapable of making their own?

>>12619157
what is the point? do people puke a lot or what?

>>12619344
This website is owned by a Japanese man. Try again.

>>12619354
In America, it's commonplace to spit on the floor.

>>12619358
Its in English and mainly used by Americans.
>TrY aGaIn

>>12619358
Japan is an American colony

>>12619270
>shredding powder

>>12619364
Where the fuck do you live? That shit never happens in the north

Cringe.
There's this sports bar i'm my city that expects you to discard the peanuts shells on the ground. The crunching on the ground is unnerving.

>>12619354
Its for the hamsters

>>12619157
is this a ruse

>>12619244
Really???????

>>12619627
you do know parmesan cheese doesn't start off as an amerishart concoction of powder and sawdust, right?

>>12619157
I'm not a fan of the HIV gimmick that more and more restaurants are using in Canada and Seattle

>>12619317
>could give less of a shit
based retard

>>12619770
No, my asshole is for the hamsters.

>>12619646
In the North, people spit on other people. Fucking Yankees.

>>12619906
>REEEE GREEN TUBE IS NOT REAL CHEESE STOP IT AMERICA

seethe more obsessed europoors, it beats your cheese in just about every taste test

>>12619919
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!. Canada needs to be burned to the ground.

>>12619919

Huh, I actually have hepatitis C so I couldn't really go to one of them. Hep C has a similar virulence pattern to HIV but I think, unlike HIV, it has some vestigial components that is similar to less "advanced" viruses in it's family like Hep A, which follows a virulence pattern akin to the common cold, or Hep B which is slower and more durable, like measles or rocky mountain spotted fever. So, tl;dr, the 10% of infections with no tracable source may be contracted in a flu-on-doorknob like fashion because Hep C vestigially utilizes viral shedding.

HIV + Hep C is fatal combination, the immune suppression of HIV allows the Hep C to rip your liver apart in mere months. Ironically enough it's the staff who are putting themselves in danger.

>>12620042
So what you're saying is that a drop of your blood could end this concept permanently.

>>12619157
>is there any meme more pathetic than sawdust on the floor in a restaurant?
Meme is the wrong word. It's an old practice.

In the US, it was banned by the FDA in 1976, and I haven't honestly seen it since outside of Shorty's BBQ in Miami. They put down chicken scratch/feed, some kind of corn cob ground meal, not really sawdust. There's sometimes peanut shells. Think of the people allergic to peanuts!

>>12620032
True desu, which is why Appalachia is the superior region

>>12620046

Yes, and possibly not even that much. Also lots of people that have Hep C don't know they have it.

>>12619157
Outdoor bar. Soak up spilled beer easy. Just sweep it out.

>>12619919
>there was once a line where jokes couldnt cross over to real life
>it no longer exists

>>12620037
if the only cheese you've ever had is from walmart, then I'm sure it tastes fantastic to you. Take care.

>>12620888
i stopped in a walmart while road tripping through the states and the cheese selection wasn't a quarter as horrible as i expected it to be

>>12620039
Literally only toronto buddy, and its because of the americanization of that shithole.

>>12621401
californization, you mean.

>>12619306
>>12619295
>>12619287
holy fucking shit, anon on suicide watch

>>12619317
You're right about the ice cream licking being total nigger shit. Fucking animals. If a fine white girl licked some ice cream it would just be a funny Vine or some shit. No charges filed

>>12621923
Blame god for making the white race more graceful tyrone ;)

>>12619157
>sawdust on floor
Reminds me of skinning foxes. Doesn't seem very appetizing.

>>12619679
Goat Hill?

>>12619157
So that's why it took so long for the guy in Twin Peaks to sweep the floor.

>>12621327
I'm glad you enjoyed it

>>12619358
Moot didnt die for this

>>12621923
Ya seethe, jamal?

>>12619295
more like a glass jaw lmao amirite faggit

>>12619157
totally permissible if it's a bar that's been open since before the civil war and was featured in at least one ashcan school painting

>>12619264

customers who chewed tobacco would spit on the floor, thus the saw dust

got a bar in my neighborhood that does the peanuts thing. its called peanuts and theres peanuts shells everywhere, customers are encouraged to just throw them on the floor. funnily enough, the neighborhood is pretty gentrified and upscale these days but that bar is still doing pretty good.

>>12620865
Welcome to clown world
honk honk
>Happy bi-monthly womyn's week! Would you like your menstrual blood on an edible pad in your burger, or on an edible tampon in your drink?
>Sure, you can get it without! You just have to sign this form putting you on the public nazi registry list first, then you can have your burger.
>By the way, as an HIV-positive proud womyn, like everyone employed at our family of fast-food chains, I take personal offense to you even asking "if you could do without it", so you know what, you chauvinistic creep? I already know you're a nazi incel, so you'll get both, and your meal may or may not receive a... personal touch from our staff as well.
>What? I dare you to do something. Our armed security guards and cameras are always at watch to protect our womyn's safe spaces from dangerous men, and you're just one problem away from giving us an excuse for a restaurant makeover.
Whoops! Better not give them any ideas! *slide whistle*

>>12619338
>why do americans always x and y
O B S E S S E D

>>12623247
In England, even at the time, customers who spat on the floor would be kicked out.

>>12624169
>An orangutan died for this post

>>12619679
The sound of peanut shells crunching underfoot unnerves you? Does it sound like bones crunching to you? Cuz I could imagine it being like that.

>>12620046
>>12620184
We now have a weapon with which to fight the HIV restaurants.

>>12619344
Why do non-Brits post using British transport protocols? Are they incapable of making their own?

>>12620042
how did you contract it? was your mother a degenerate heroin slut?

>>12621406
Californication.

>>12619157
pretty common here in Oklahoma, dont forget the peanuts anon
people seem to think we still ride horses or that we all dress like cowboys
>we do

>>12619251
the shells are the tastiest part

>>12624273
it was a cowboy thing

>>12624801
I’ve wanted to be a cowboy since I was 6. Can I move to Oklahoma to achieve this dream?

>>12624992
Yeah stay out of okc and Tulsa, also if you don't wanna die, Moore.

I've been to many restaurants and have never seen such a thing. Is this some kind of southern hillbilly tactic to make you think you're having some kind of "experience" when really everything is just filthy?

>>12619157
>>12619251
That's illegal here due to slipping and fall accidents.

>>12619627
Parmesan comes as a block of cheese which you need to shred. It tastes a lot better than the overpriced sawdust-added shit you get in bottles that is powered.

>>12620042
>hepatitis C
Did you know there's a cure for that now?

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2018-11-27/gilead-s-cures-for-hepatitis-c-were-not-a-great-business-model

>>12619157
Seems like they're asking for a bunch of slip and fall lawsuits

Someone should run in there with a leaf blower. Thatd be fuckin hilarious

Is this a southern thing? I am from the midwest and literally never even heard of this good or bad

>>12625378
>shredding Parmesan
retard confirmed. Parm is grated, not shredded like your Monterrey jack, tastelet.

>>12625063
>>12625063
No, plains state thing. Cowboy thing. Sweeping out spilled beer, etc. Everything else is just memes.

>>12625889
you can grate, shred, or shave parmesan off into thin flavor packed strips

and this can't be argued unless you can somehow prove you're from italy and make parmesan daily

>>12619919
>go in with the flu to sneeze on them

>>12624169
This is pretty pathetic to read. Try to get more in touch with reality.

>>12625965
ah well that makes sense, i suppose it actually had a function in the old west when people actually spilled beer due to rowdy shit going on

>>12619248
it's a meme. also helps absorb the spit

amerisharts that argue for their terrible pseudo-food made of preservatives and cut with barely-legal filler and sawdust floors against cuisine decency are as bad as perverts, sluts, and homosexuals arguing for their degeneracy against virtue

>>12626548
Your post barely makes any sense and is a clear reason why we should ban ESL students from 4chan.

>>12622200
No the pub is literally called "Peanuts" lol
>>12624303
It does irritate me, and I have never returned to the establishment because of it. I wouldn't say it reminded me of bone crunching, more like just a sound which gives me a physiological reaction similar to sweeping a concrete floor with wire brush.

>>12623247
americans are so damn uncivilized it's untrue

>>12619446
>He believes this.......

>>12619244
>>12619251
no, not really.