/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12615453
I hate this cunt

>>12615453
Did they use ‘vark?
It’s cool if they used ‘vark.

What an absolutely repulsive human being.

>>12615453
>drives to Michelin starred restaurants
>uses Yokohama tires

Someone explain why you guys hate this guy

>>12615520
look at his face

>>12615520
He’s an insect

>>12615520
He's a hapa, /ck/ gets confused and enraged by race mixing. Same thing with that guy Kenji Lopez Alt

>>12615586
>Kenji Lopez Alt
That is the most clusterfucked mutt name one can have. That's just sad

>>12615600
You mean it's good

>>12615520
He enjoys things. /ck/ users are only happy when they're miserable. Which is why they go out of their way to watch Youtubers they hate.

>>12615520
He looks like a dork, has an annoying voice, makes stupid faces, and most of all is a big fat phony who pretends to love everything he eats, which is horseshit

>>12615586
What the fuck is the Alt supposed to mean when he only has one account to post videos on which is his main account, not his alt account. Or is that part of his name? Because that’s fucking stupid, dumb either way, but his grilled cheese looked good.

>>12615638
I genuinely can't tell if you're joking or not

>>12615655
If I was in that position, my answer would be:

"Why do many Americans not bother to learn a second language or get a passport? It's the same reason as geography: we are relevant and they are not. In order to do business and make money, we can do everything here. The world meanwhile learns our language and comes to OUR country to business. If our livelihood and power depended on knowing a foreign language and where a foreign nation is on the map, we would've learned it. However we are Americans."

Anyways the entire miss America contest is a total cringefest.

>>12615655
>>12615697

Ok I reread the question. Americans can't find USA on the map? Man that's pretty stupid. Anyways my original comment still works. Americans can't locate America on the map because Americans don't need to stare at a map at all.

Anyways don't get me wrong I love geography. I won several geography bee awards and have several medals from Nat Geo.

>>12615453
well, if he's eating japanese food he might as well put some flavor on it, I mean, I don't have anything against the traditional japanese water flavor or the traditional japanese nothing but salt flavor.

>>12615453
People shouldn't be taking restaurant recommendations from a fucking tire company.

>>12615857
they make good tires tho

>>12615471
Post feet please...

>>12615697
>>12615711
you sound like a faggot

>>12615520
r*dditors on this site hate him because he is the anthithesis of what they represent

>>12615697
>>12615711
>can't read
>has no passport
I am shocked, shocked

>>12615586
kenji took his wife's last name that is way different

>>12617340
Are you blind? He's half ashkenazi jew and half japanese.

>>12615471
MUNICH

>>12615520
he looks like he eats kids

when i saw this guy's face on TV I thought I was just overly judgmental about the dumb faces he makes and just his face in general so i'm glad to see /ck/ also think he's a disingenuous looking faggot

>>12617730
>being glad to share an opinion with a board full of women, fatties, plebbitors and candy-loving manchildren
Yeah, that's gonna be a hard yikes from me, dawg.

>>12617755
>yikes
>oof
>this aint it chief
what's it like having the vernacular of a teenage boy?

>>12615520
I unironically like wiens due to Stockholm's syndrome, but I completely understand why people hate him.

>>12617764
>being triggered and confused by the use of 4channel slang on 4channel
Could you make it any more obvious how much of an assblasted plebbit immigrant you are?

>>12617443
he only rapes and murders kids, he's not a monster who eats them

>>12617765
His constant wide eyed look gets to me man. I look into this man's eyes and see nothing. Maybe he's dead inside or has a rat on a wheel instead of a brain.

>>12617780
That's the look of a man that has raped, killed, and eaten dozens if not hundreds of children

>>12617775
>he thinks "yikes" is 4channel slang
I have images older than you, nerd

>>12617796
But do you remember when /b/ was good?

>>12617822
ah yes, the first 3 minutes upon it's creation, it was so epic then. you wouldn't understand. every minute after that sucked ass.

>mfw I meet someone who doesn't like The Wiens

..did they?

>>12615520
He's basically Markiplier or Pewdiepie, but for food.

>>12618007
Rather it was consensual or not the answer is yes.

>>12615453

I hate this faggot and his psychopath eyes.

>>12618007
he's not into double digit ages

>>12615520
Because hes disingenuous and his reviews are pointless. He basically loves or fake loves anything. How am I supposed to gauge if something is good when the guy practically has an orgasm when he eats literally anything? Hes fake. Hes overly goofy. If I want real Asian reviews ill watch ol Mike Chen.

>>12615520
His face, his mannerisms, literally every single thing about him and everything he does.

>>12615453
I respect Mark because he just goes for it. He grabs life by the balls and doesn't let go. I think a lot of people here are jealous of and threatened by that.

>>12618819
>being jealous of a faggot cocksucker who just fucking constantly lies about everything
Nah.

Wait. Woah woah woah wtf. Michelin is actually related to the Michelin tire company??? I always thought it was a joke that they were the same, surely they must be different. Why the fuck do people care so much about what a tire seller thinks of food?

>>12618860
the power of memes

>>12618007
I hope so, their children could cut diamonds with their chin

>>12617822
this was the first post of /b/

>"/b/ was never good"
^was the second