/ck/ - Food & Cooking

post the REAL shit at least anon

No thanks, food from the Philippines is disgusting. Only their women are worthy of a visit

>>12611056
hello sir how may I help you?

>>12610988
You got pancit? I heard your adobo was shit.

Just give me, like, an entire bucket of lumpia

I've walked into the wrong place, so I'm, out of the kindness of my heart, going to forgive you subNIGGERS for addressing me without being spoken to and leave.

>>12610988
No one knows what the hell you're saying

>>12610988

gip me deletion kawali but not too much or I can't penis all of it also gip me pork and spoon police

>plet
Give me the usual.

>>12611085
MMMMMMNNNNM solo with milk in it

why do all former spanish colonies make such disgusting food?

>>12611078
Why do you whites love lumpia so damn much? I mean honestly, it's just a fried roll of food and yet without fail, whenever I try some up for a party, it's whitey that's flocking towards it and getting at least 4 rolls. Only autists and other ethnics seem to ever have an issue with eating lumpia.

redpill me on Palabok Fiesta

>>12610988
are filipinos like, the central americans of asia?

Dinuguan. I heard it's dark chocolate on meat

>>12611359
take the fiestapill

>>12611016
Probably the saddest burger I’ve ever seen.

>>12611364
In terms of how they look and sound, yes, with respect to their local neighbors. However the demeanor is very submissive and most will bottom for a white man. That includes both genders, though it's hard to differentiate to be honest.
t. Quarter breed

>>12611357
>fried
1 part this, 1 part you make them too small.

>>12611056
I'd say it's the reverse anon.

>>12611064
Adobonis the chili of Philippines. Every family has their own twists.

>>12611109
Besides the texture, this is unironically good.

>>12611372
Stay away from Jollibee's palabok. Much as I love their fast food, that's the one item I wouldn't order.

>>12610988
For me, it's fried eggs.

>>12611369
You're retarded.

>>12611396
Do you really need a lumpia longer and girthier than the average SEA peen? It's just more calories you know.

>>12610988
Dinuguan at isang kanin. Pahingi rin ng maliit na baso na may sabaw ng sinigang. Thanks nigger.

>>12611056
No one goes there to fuck women. We know you're into those whorehuses with 8-14 year olds.

>>12611126
Spain itself isn't any better t-b-h

>>12611056
Are you the one person who comments this on every thread? I fail to believe everyone's tried Filipino food, and everyone's hated it. It's not common at all.

>>12611100
Kek why the fuck do they talk like that? When I'm around them I just listen and chuckle to myself.

>>12611056
How much does a visit to a flipino prostitute cost?
Preferably mature, like 25+.

Asking for a friend.

>>12612106
>like 25+
less than 30 bucks, and at 30 you'd get the prettiest sexiest one

>>12611062
ew

>>12611062
yes may I take a glace at your cock?

What ever faggot reported me ITT is a fucking pussy.

>>12611062
>tfw no jollibee gf

>>12612132
30USD?
For how long?

>>12612384
Anon. In the most bustling city peolle work 10 hours a day to earn a whole 9$ as the minimum wage. 30$ will have them in your bed all weekend depending where you are. Most are like 6$ though I've seen people try to whore out their 11 year olds for even less. I'm a halfie and one of my aunts outright sold my kid cousin for 5$. Never saw her again but her brother is like my brother.

>>12612554
I would not want to exploit them.
30USD/30min is alright with me.
Where I live the standard rate is 30€/20min.

>>12611402
>crunchy chicks

>>12611016
>catsup

>>12611357
Because it's the best thing you make. Convoluted piles of slop doesn't make it good.

>>12612717
That was wicked, literally.

>>12611372
Why the fuck do Asians put some random seabug on everything can it just be ONE MEAT

>>12612717
Lol this made me happy, fuck I love that game.

>>12611062
Why is it so hard for the flips to produce cute girls

>>12613487
Not enough rape by whites to spread the cuteness genes desu.

>>12612554
Is your cousin doing alright now?
That's awful.

>>12612643
Mate, that's not at all exploiting. Food and living costs are cheap and ontop of that flips will live in big families to mediate even that. Think of it like out sourcing to cheaper labour. You definately don't want to pay them at a rate like that. You're liable to get robbed, or you'll make the poor thing uncomfortable. Girls in that line of business are alway on their toes, and if someone starts sheling that kind of money out they might think you want them to do something especially fucked up and probably wouldn't bite.

Third world mentality is not like first world. If money looks too good to be true, then they won't take it. Trust runs dry with things like that. That's why third world countries operate the way they do until they break out of that mindset.

>>12613651
>never saw her again
How do you think?

She's probably the buyer's live-in "loli" maid/sex slave wearing nothing but a naked apron and a collar, something 8 year olds shouldn't ever wear.

>>12613651
No idea. My aunt, allegidly, said she got in contact with them again a few odd years ago and they said they fucked off to the US with her. And then lost contact again. Allegedly.

>>12612643
>>12613743
This. If you're going to pay the same price, get a clean whore in your own area. The point of going to a foreign country to buy cheaper hookers, is to buy cheaper hookers and do all the things you could back at home like get piss drunk, or high off meth for considerably less.

my wife is a pilipingo.
i like the flips better than those damn arrogant chicoms and the slitty eyed koreans.
she actually has normal sized eyes and because she's catholic our wedding was ez pz

>>12613973
and what race are you? if you're non-white fuck off

>>12610988
Fried plantains please, with a little sour cream on the side.

>>12613977
im better than huwhite, im a goddamn native american.

>>12613990
jesus christ. if you were black it'd at least be funny but native? that's just sad and pathetic. i pity your kid/s and their bleak future

>>12614014
What relevant country might you be from?

>>12614053
Japan, bow before me and my katana, peasant.

>>12614066
Jesus christ, the chip on your shoulders.
I hate to break it to ya, but im a 6'1 200lb of pure chad daddy. i ain't bowing down to some undercover chinee peypo