/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12583538
>OHHHH SAYYYY CANN YOU SEEEEEEEE

I ended up eating those once after my cousin's wedding where she was drunk and asked me why I ended up covered in glitter in the ER where she was working a few years ago.

>>12583590
Did you fart?

>>12583590
why didn't you just eat at the reception
why were you covered in glitter when you went to ER
why did you go to the ER
is your cousin still married

>>12583538
Vile

You could at least have the decency to melt the cheese on that chili that came out of a can. And it's called soda, not pop. The midwest is fucking weird.

>>12583590
I fucked your cousin six times, btw

>>12583538
i'd be farting blood after this

>>12583583
>Can't even use the meme right
Embarrassing.

Amen brother. Royal oak here. Debating what I have for lunch before I head out to bald mountain for the day. Maybe telway?

>>12583538
>shit on a plate is now food

>>12584587
>Maybe telway?

Bit of a drive from Royal Oak. Might as well go to Lafayette if you're going to drive that far.

>>12583538
You’re supposed to shit OUT your food, not shit ON it.
Ok... jk. I would def go to poundtown with dogsfries.jpg

>>12583538
it's like if poutine and steamies were first inserted into someone's ass before serving

>>12585787
nigger

>>12585720
It's only at 11 and John r...

You must be thinking of the telway downtown detroit

I've got the hookup on the inside - This is what you are looking for.

>>12585720
Sat at that counter fucked up more than a few times.

>>12584312
>You could at least have the decency to melt the cheese on that chili that came out of a can.
seriously. and the fries look old and stale top

>>12586877
>chili sauce in a roll

wtf is this??

>>12583538
Ok, I like cheap chili dogs and chili cheese fries as much as the next guy, but that is literally just store bought shit warmed up, thrown onto a plate, and sold at full restaurant price. Literally just buy the ingredients from Walmart you lazy ass.

>>12584312
You're pretty stupid bro.

>>12586977
No it's not. It looks like shit, but what do you expect...it's hot dogs and french fries covered in chili. Lafayette Coney is one of the two best places in the area to get such shit, the other being American Coney

>>12586896
Shredded cheddar doesn't melt the same way your typical "cheese sauce" you get at most places default, sorry. I'll take either or happily but shredded always tastes better than cheez wiz shit.

>>12584312
Coney Island shit isnt the midwest, but nice try retard

>>12583538
Now this... THIS is a meal!!

>>12587629
Always went to Lafayette growing up and such. Tried American about 5 years ago when these places were on the food shows. American? Not so much. Lafayette is still best.

>>12586969
Hey man, I'm just giving you the pieces to put it together. You go to Dearborn's meat supply site, buy the 10/1 hot dogs, a tube of this chili sauce, and steam your buns. Welcome to Lafayette.

>>12584393

>>12586969
I would imagine it's quite thick until heated

>>12588427
'ti 'li

>>12584304
This was like at 1 AM after everything was done. I ate at the reception as well. It was the only nearby open restaurant.

I took a big dose of hallucinogens and had a freakout. I was trying to cheer myself up by throwing glitter.

Yes, she's pregnant actually.

>>12584293
Not that I remember but most were drunk so it wouldn't have mattered much.

>>12588427
>>12588533
Ohioans truly are subhuman...

>>12588427
Is this considered italian cousin?

*distant sound of a passenger plane flying over*