/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12586187
>Be a teenager
>See newest prank where you remove plastic seal and lick ice cream
>Post yourself performing the crime online
>Get arrested and suffer the consequences
We all do stupid shit as teenagers but this is pretty cringe.

blue bell is one of the only ones that dont seal their tubs and even though they dont youd be dumb to not see its been tampered with.

>>12586200
is this really considered a crime in america? lmao.

>>12586187
she's cute for a black girl though
i'll buy that tub

>>12586213
What kind of shithole do you live in that doesn't have laws against tampering with food?

>>12586213
Yes you fucking retard. You are tampering with food. You want to purchase something that a random chuckle fuck licked or messed with?

>>12586236
surprised they let non-service animals in the grocery store

>>12586213
Second degree felony. Where the fuck do you live that people can randomly spit in food available for your purchase without consequence? Lmao

God I wish that was me.

>>12586238
Pretty much all of them, including the US. Do you really think someone is going to jail for that? At most the grocery store will maybe ask them to purchase it, and that's about it.

Why does it always have to be niggers....

>>12586213
It's stealing/destruction of property at best, and some variation of assault at worst

>>12586187
I hope I bought that Blue Bell bucket.

>>12586213
https://abc7chicago.com/amp/food/blue-bell-licker-goes-viral-police-wont-quit-until-woman-arrested/5378174/?__twitter_impression=true

>>12586254
She was charged with a felony.

>>12586264
>won't quit until
What's the fucking hold up? They literally have her face on camera. How fucking incompetent are they that this is some kind of ongoing investigation... jesus fucking christ.

>>12586268
>She was charged
Really anon? Can you even read? Apparently she wasn't even fucking arrested, much less charged. Dipshit.

How the fuck can anyone that is older than middle-school age think this is an okay thing to do? Not even a high school kid would do this.

>>12586242
do i want it? hell no. but is it a crime? get the fuck out.

Around blacks, never relax

>>12586270
There is more than one person in Texas, anon. They don't have a bat computer, they need to actually look around.

White people deserved it.

>>12586274
You right, still doesn't change the consequences for doing dumb shit like this.

>>12586285
I'm black and browse /ck/ nearly every day though.

>>12586284
It is a crime. She won’t get arrested because she’s a nigress, but a guy or white girl would be arrested and charged.

>>12586254
>Do you really think someone is going to jail for that? At most the grocery store will maybe ask them to purchase it, and that's about it.
It's not like she just broke something, or threw it on the floor, or otherwise made a product unsaleable, for which paying for it would be the most amicable solution. The difference lies in the fact that she placed it back on the shelf to be sold and consumed by somebody. That's pretty serious my dude.

Even in the former case, she could still have been charged with destruction of property or something akin to theft.

>>12586213
You probably live in lithuania where you fucking go down the mountain every morning to get water from the well so i guess you wouldnt know

>>12586301
>being relaxed on /ck/
This is upsetting
>being black
Also upsetting

>>12586301
absolute abhorrent

>>12586301
Me too nigga. Dese wite bois don't knew dey talkin to niggas every dayz.

Holy fuck, we Americans really care about our junk foods.
>>12586268
>>12586274
>wasn't arrested or charged
She will be and faces federal charges on top of second degree felony. I would take her home and let her lick anything she wants.

>>12586301
holy fuck just get out of here you smelly dumb, nigger scum

civil rights was a mistake

>>12586289
m8 no offense but are you literally retarded? They have her face. Not to mention she posted it to social media. Find the other people that follow her and quetsion them. Trace her fucking IP address. Ask around the neighborhood. Look at school records in the area. It's not fucking hard. If I had access to the amount of resources they did I could have solved this in 10 minutes. Hell, she probably even goes to that same grocery store. Just post an undercover cop at the entrance and wait for to show up. There's literally no reason this shit should take more than one day. Stop making excuses for dumbass incompetent cops.

>>12586200
What backwater village do you live in that the local law enforcement actually has the time to not only investigate, and arrest, but also prosecute a fucking ice cream licker? Police dont even show up to stores unless at least a few hundred dollars of merchandise is stolen, and where i live they stopped responding to shoplifting calls all together since its a waste of their time, and the cases get thrown out either way

>>12586187
Why is it always black people that end up doing this stupid shit on camera.

>>12586308
I've only ever met ghetto white guys or people that come from suburbs that try to act ghetto who type like that desu

>>12586284
>but is it a crime?
Is it a crime to deliberately contaminate food? Yes. Somebody with a compromised immune system could easily fall ill upon eating it. Even in the case of healthy people, she could easily be carrying benign disease which is not so benign to somebody else. She could trigger an allergy. Any number of things really. If you don't think that should be considered a crime then I don't know what to say.

>>12586303
Please show me the court records of someone that did hard time for licking ice cream. I'll wait.

>>12586316
I’m so glad I live around white people with jobs...

>>12586302

>white people are more likely to be arrested than black people

What kind of clown logic is this?

>>12586301
>>12586308
Hello, fellow niggers. Pigskin crackerjack, here. Good to have you around. I love black women and love watching blacks fuck white women.

>>12586316
>Police dont even show up to stores unless at least a few hundred dollars of merchandise is stolen, and where i live they stopped responding to shoplifting calls all together since its a waste of their time, and the cases get thrown out either way
Flyovers, not even once.

>>12586274
>was identified
Bro she’s fucked. She’s also a nigger in Texas

>>12586316
They will make an example of her on this occasion because the video has gone viral and it would be a concerning trend to allow to happen. Would they prosecute under less public circumstances? Probably not.

>>12586324
>If you don't think that should be considered a crime
There's a difference between what anon thinks should be a crime and what actually is a crime. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately) people aren't going to jail based on what anon thinks should be a crime.

>>12586327
Not a good enough metric.

>>12586324
>tfw no racist allergies

>>12586254
Imagine you're the owner of the grocery store

>people see that video
>stop buying from your store because they can't trust getting food with random people's spit on it

How would you feel?

>>12586325
Please show me the court records of somebody being suffocated to death with blu tack. No? I've discovered the perfect crime then.

>>12586333
This is sadly true. Essentially a modern day lynching.

>>12586346
What the fuck does how I feel have to do with anything you fucking nutsack? I wouldn't fucking like it. That doesn't change what I said.

>>12586363
cope

>>12586366
What the fuck are you on about retard?

>>12586331
Based

>>12586337
But it is a crime. Criminal law doesn't codify every single possible variable of every circumstance, from the item used, to the time of day, to the hair color of the suspect. It's like arguing "nowhere in the law does it say it's illegal to run someone down with a Toyota", which is irrelevant since it fits the bill of running someone down with a car, which fits the bill of attempted murder.

>>12586213
>be me
>HIV positive
>now you are too
:^)

>>12586327
>Im so glad I live around white people with jobs...
I live in the fucking GTA near Toronto surrounded by asians and white people. Maybe in your tiny village theres nothing to do but sit outside stores waiting for burglars, but if you live near civilization, the cops understand that by the time they get to the store, the thief will be gone anyway, and there are more important things to be ready for
>Flyovers, not even once
I live in a metropolitan area of 4-5 million + people. If cops in your area have the time to deal with this, you seriously have to live in some tiny inbred hick town

>>12586392
>Canada
Okay that explains everything. Sorry for your loss.

>>12586363
Of course a retard like you wouldn't understand

>>12586390
why are you injecting ice cream into your veins anon

>>12586278
Did you notice the color of their skin by chance?

>>12586413
I lived in a ghetto as shit black area and anyone that did anything like this as a teen would get their ass chewed the fuck out by their parent.

>>12586315
You realize movie and tv police work isn’t representative of real life? You realize cops are lazy turds right?

>>12586425
>You realize cops are lazy turds right?
Yeah I do. That was the fucking point I was making.

>>12586284
This is why we have consumer product tampering charges

>>12586422
Black parents always discipline and raise fine individuals, I take it back anon.

>>12586392
Texas is essentially the dairy capital of the world. Blue Bell (who in fairness was shit to begin with) lost tens of thousands in pulled product and future sales just because a nigger licked a tub of ice cream. Regardless of whether or not anything happens, this is the worst possible place a nigger can chimp out.

>>12586433
When did I say that though?

>>12586441
Blue bell is literally the best ice cream in the country

>>12586453
They had a huge listeria outbreak (relatively) recently

>>12586455
Yeah I know I have a relative that works for their corporate office. Still the best tasting ice cream.

>>12586459
They have shitty selection in Tucson despite there being a plant here so I never buy them. Usually just get tillamook

>>12586328
They won’t arrest a nigress for this after everyone on the internet knows about it. Too many faggots will scream racism. Any guy would be fine to arrest tho.

>>12586392
>being so much of a faggot that you would voluntarily live in Toronto
You probably vape too

>>12586316
>lives in a shithole where police has lost control
>accuses others of being backwater villagers

>>12586485
Dude where you live sucks lmao in my city you have to murder someone for the cops to even move from their desk

>>12586522
I live in a small town in southern Argentina. We have six cops.

>>12586532
That’s all you need in all white town

>>12586213
>Be me
>Spray ice cream with novichok
>Now you are dead former Russian spy
:^)

>>12586213
Spotted the Brazilian