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NEW STEVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QlavZpsd08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCWWaGUlBU

>> No.12567069
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>>12567061
FUCK YES

>> No.12567077

>>12567061
nice

>> No.12567156

>>12567061
NICE.

>> No.12567159

NICE

>> No.12567168
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Absolutely nice

>> No.12567169
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>canadian mre's

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>>12567061
>2018
>Facebook Like request on side of MRI
I mean Canada is a very peaceful country but..

>> No.12567175

this is reddit...this is memes...

>> No.12567186

>>12567175

You type like you smoke a lot of weed.

>> No.12567250

American Psycho t-shirt in the canadian vid, never seen him wear that before.

One of you sent it to him, didn't you?

>> No.12567260

>>Hope you all are doing well this Summer! June was an amazing month for filming, but a bit slow on the editing. Sometimes ya just gotta film when in the zone. So July is going to have a lot more going on. Israel, Turkey, WW2 rations, and more. So stay tuned!
Based America month

>> No.12567262

>>12567260
>Israel,
The last Israeli ration he did looked awful, it was just a bunch of cans of tuna

>> No.12567269

>That fucking Mr.T flash

>> No.12567274
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>>12567061
>That compressed napkin when he added the water
ARE WE LIVING IN THE FUTURE NOW?

>> No.12567289

>>12567250
I wonder if he'd wear a Jollibee® shirt if someone sent it in?

>> No.12567324

Nice

>> No.12567326

>>12567061
Nice.

>> No.12567331

>>12567269
PAIN HAMBURGER

>> No.12567396

Swedish ration was literally just boullion and instant coffee

>> No.12567418

>>12567396
That's all any survival ration ever is

>> No.12567432

>>12567274
This anime was cute and I hope that robot girl finds her happiness because she's a good girl who's doing her best.

>> No.12567460

>>12567396
The second part with the 1975 ration was better

>> No.12567490
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Finally. The perfect food.

>> No.12567666

I would take a bullet for steve

>> No.12567988

>>12567666
Same desu
I don't think there's a single man that wouldn't

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>> No.12568046

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12568149
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>>12568014

>> No.12568178

>>12568014
NICE

>> No.12568184

>>12567666
but would you take a PLA Type 13 for him

>> No.12568290
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>>12568014

>> No.12568298

i like survival ration vids, but the older ones
i remember when he found methamphetamine in a WW2 british survival ration

>> No.12568326

>>12568014

Nice

>> No.12568332
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>>12567061
Nice!

>> No.12568334
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>>12567172
Canadian Forces gets weird when social media is involved.

https://twitter.com/canadianforces/status/758697583825084416

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>>12568014
Nice.

>> No.12568361

>>12568014
Nice.

>> No.12568366
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>>12567061
https://youtu.be/_xCWWaGUlBU?t=225

steve confirmed big knorr shill

>> No.12568372

I liked the one where he eats the boer war ration.

Steve is the ultimate friendship simulator

>> No.12568444

>>12568014
nice

>> No.12568519

Should I send steve some sunripe bar? He seems to like them.

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>>12568014

>> No.12569272

Boy that's a sad looking sheperd's pie.
>cubed potatoes instead of mashed
>whole corn instead of creamed
>too watery
>no onions or pepper

>> No.12569286

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12569297

>I have about 40 reviews archived
Damn that's a lot, I hope he posts them before he loses them.

>> No.12569489
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>>12567666
maybe not a bullet but id definitely wingman the fat chick for him

>> No.12569519

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12569522

>>12569272
Yeah, that looked disappointing. At least it wasn't actively disgusting or anything, but damn.

>> No.12569567

>>12569297
Dammit steve that is not a good pace to have. At the current going rate even if he never filmed another ration and only worked on uploading what he has it wouldn't be until 2021 until he finished.

>> No.12569582

>>12569567
but it gives him a good buffer if he needed to go on vacation

or was hospitalized for botulism
...again

>> No.12569591

>>12569582
Those aren't 40 edited videos, anon. If he goes on vacation or gets sick they aren't going to be uploaded. It's not a buffer, and even if it were, he'd need to be in a coma to need a buffer that large

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why haven't you bought your official Steve1989 t shirts yet? the link is on the description of his new vids

Im going to get me a botulism city one.

Steve is a secret memelord

>> No.12569762

>>12569591
I'd love to see unedited footage once just to see how far he goes in his preparation, setup and such.

>> No.12570690

Why do all the emergency rations have candy in them? Fat is more calorie dense

>> No.12570760

>>12570690
But takes more water to process

>> No.12570844

>>12570760
oh yeah he's said that before

>> No.12570865

>>12570844
candy is also good for morale

>> No.12570883

>>12568014
NICE

>> No.12570935

>>12567061
how is the main meal not going bad?

>> No.12571021

>a match inside the can
are the swiss retarded?

>> No.12571088

>>12571021
Yes

>> No.12571535

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12571562

>I like this because you can use it as a handle
>no you can’t

>> No.12571614

>>12569489
Steve is the kinda guy who would wingman the fat chick for you. Actually, he likes all women including the big ones.

>> No.12571629

I hate this fucking guy. Who else is with me?

>> No.12571642

>>12571629
Shoo shoo

>> No.12571666

>>12571642
Good to know someone else is with me!

>> No.12571685

>>12571666
Go away Satan, no one is with you

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>>12571629

>> No.12571922

>>12567175
this is funposting

>> No.12572028

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12572221

>>12568184
You have a higher chance of surviving the bullet

>> No.12572269

>>12568014
nice

>> No.12572333

I want his seed

>> No.12572357

>>12572333
Nice.

>> No.12572565

>>12571629
This phrase gets thrown around a lot, but I want you to know that the world would genuinely be a better place if you killed yourself.

>> No.12572729

I love Steve so much.

>> No.12573321

>>12568014
nice

>> No.12573523

>>12568014
nice, but first let's get this meme out onto a tray.

>> No.12573617

>>12572729
Me too, anon. Let's bake him cookies and skip to his house holding hands to deliver them to him.

>> No.12574180

Can lethal amounts of botulinum be found in non-bloated cans?

>>12568014
Nice.

>> No.12574233
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>>12567396
>implying you need anything else in this place
Cityboys please go

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>>12571629
you're not very nice and you should probably leave this thread

>> No.12574370

>>12569754
no way he is based enough to have published a shirt like that. and he doesn't even shill it in his videos. legend

>> No.12574372

>>12568014
Nice.

>> No.12574383

>>12569754
Had no idea he did. Definitely getting one.

>> No.12574610

>>12574370
it's why I love him, he's just so polite and and down to earth if he has a wife she is an extremely lucky lady.

>> No.12574956

>>12568014
nice

>> No.12574963

>>12574370
He has a link in the video description. He only ever mentions other channels or sites where you can get rations in his videos. I don't think he has even mentioned patreon outside just providing the link.

>> No.12575912

>>12568014

Nice!

>> No.12575965

Wonder what Steve does for a living

>> No.12575980

>>12575965
making my heart whole again is what he does for a living

>> No.12576194

>>12568014
NICE

>> No.12576208

>>12575965
I heard he does escort services. He has a pornhub account where you can see him boning mostly older chicks in their 40s and 50s.

>> No.12576215

>>12568014
NICE

>> No.12576367

>>12576208
Nice.

Got a link? I wanna see

>> No.12576387

>>12575965
He does construction work. I don't remember which specific video that he mentioned it in, though. Any real Steve fan already knows this because they watched them all multiple times.

>> No.12576499

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12576546
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>>12571629
May botulism and unpleasant meals come your way

>> No.12576754

>>12575965
he works in landscaping

>> No.12577080

I heard he is dead for real this time bros

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>>12568014
nice

>> No.12577132
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which rendition of steve do u find most comfy?
>long hair/goatee
>long hair/beard
>short hair/goatee
>short hair/beard
>slickback/goatee
>slickback/beard
for me it has to be no 2.

>> No.12577215

>>12577132
I wonder what he looks like clean shaven.

Anyone got a pic of steve with no facial hair?

I like his short hair and beard

>> No.12577512

>>12568014
NICE

>> No.12577687

I know a kinda fat thot from Lakeland who claims Steve is super passionate in the bedroom. She is still in love with him me thinks

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>> No.12579016

>>12575965
he's got over a million subscribers, dumbass. fuck, how do people this stupid exist?

>> No.12579126

What's your favourite video lads mine was when he ate ww2 nazi german chocolate laced with methamphetamine and his hand started shaking uncontrollably

>> No.12579205
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>>12567172
>Canada is a very peaceful country

>> No.12579546

>>12579126
gonna need a link for that one

>> No.12579684

>>12579126
the protoype 6 man MRE from 1961

>> No.12579703

>>12567061
anyone ever send Steve some MREs?

>> No.12579723
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>>12567061
Omfg new Steve!!!!! Epic!!!!

>> No.12579821

I gotta ask. Is he gay, he don't act gay-ish, but he has a gay voice to him.

>> No.12579951

>>12579821
yeah he said he was gay in one of his videos

>> No.12580017

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12580453

Steve got me through two weeks of the worst heroin withdrawals I've ever experienced

>> No.12580471

>>12568298
I think he found some in a US vietnam war ration.

>> No.12580510

>>12580471
Survival leg hostler video I think, he goes on to opening up a survival vest as well that contains them.

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I can't think of anything good to say, so have a steve reaction image I made a while ago.

>> No.12580736

>>12574370
Yeah he's quite an honest guy not shilling his based shirts or paetron. Ordered a shirt.

>> No.12580746

>>12579951
He said he had a wife in several videos you faggot

>> No.12580753

>>12580746
Post one (1)

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>>12569754
Didn't even know what. Got the tank top version

>> No.12580929

>>12580746
i would be a girl (male) for daddy steve

>> No.12581669

>>12568014
nice

>> No.12581839

>>12567061
How come this guy is still alive?

>> No.12581973

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12581985

>>12579723
you have to go back

>> No.12581993

>>12580746
No he hasn't.

>> No.12582113

Steve seemed particularly goofy in these episodes
must have been in a good mood

>> No.12582472

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12582637

>>12568014
nice

>> No.12583032

He is far too generous to people that do not deserve it.

If you all only knew what he did for people he hardly even knows.

>> No.12583045

>>12581839
He's actually dead

>> No.12583061

>>12575965
roofing and landscaping

>> No.12583063
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>>12580746
he has a gf, not a wife. also please do not be rude

>> No.12583068

>>12583063
This.

>> No.12583091

anyone wanna see some rare pics of steve?

>> No.12583135

>>12569762
y would u so willingly let urself see the magic leave

:(

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>>12583091

>> No.12583261

>>12583091
Not really.
Eceleb bullshit is for Reddit.
Go back.

>> No.12583311

>>12583261
Why so mean? I have noticed this on 4chan. Lots of weird and rude people on here. I am guessing you will return with a witty and intelligent reply that is also insulting. Which is a shame, because you are probably a relatively nice person in-person. This place brings out so much darkness from the human soul. It really is fascinating. Goes to show most people are evil at heart, and have no real soul. At least on 4chan. Fuckin place is truly alien to me. I suppose reddit is a better place indeed.

>> No.12583323

>>12583261
Curious what you may think this whole thread is about buddy

>> No.12583501

>>12583261
You must be black.

>> No.12583646

>>12568014
nice post

>> No.12584254

>>12568014
NICE

>> No.12584265

>>12583311
>Goes to show most people are evil at heart, and have no real soul.

The soul is a construct of religion to try and force humans to turn from nature.

>> No.12584271

>>12568014
NICE

>> No.12584277

>>12583261
you shut your whore mouth when you're in a Steve thread faggoli

>> No.12584309
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>>12584277
NO U

>> No.12584373

>>12568014
nice

>> No.12584399

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12585516

>>12584309
Billy and I were on a private yacht once with a couple of ladyboys and the captain.

There was copious amounts of cocaine, bourbon, and penetration going on for 3 days and 4 nights. We were off the Florida Keys and stopped off in The Dry Tortugas to do some fishing. We managed to only catch a few Gag grouper. But they weren't keepers. We kept them anyway. Forgot to throw em in the icebox. Not sure where they went..

>> No.12585749

>>12568014
nice!

>> No.12585915

>>12585516
That sounds pretty.....
Nice.

>> No.12585951

>>12568014
NICE

>> No.12586101

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12586129 [DELETED] 

>>12586101
Nice

>> No.12586438

>>12577132
any longhair or slickback

>> No.12586834

>>12586438
I like that slickback the most its a turn on

>> No.12586936

>>12568014
Nice.

>> No.12586950

I think I’m in love with Steve

He gets me all warm and fuzzy

>> No.12586957

>>12586950
shut up roastie

>> No.12586962

>>12586950
shut up roastie

>> No.12586982

>>12586957
>>12586962
I’m a boy you dummies!

>> No.12586992

>>12586982
>He gets me all warm and fuzzy
Not even gays talk like that. Gayfags would consider that too faggy.

>> No.12587081

>>12568014
nice

>> No.12587301

>>12586992
Nah, gays absolutely talk like that down here in Oklahoma. I used to sleep with a married man who was a mormon. Luke was a sensual man and boy do I miss him.

Anyway, no idea what this thread is about but the guy in the pic looked hot so here I am.

>> No.12587375

>>12568014
nice

>> No.12587505

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12587627

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12587631

>>12568014
nice

>> No.12587716

>>12586957
wtf is a roastie

>> No.12587725

>>12567061
Reviewbrah colab fucking when

>> No.12587735

>>12587725
They are both in florida too

I doubt brah would want to do it since he is kinda hermit like from what i gather. who knows many he would go for it

>> No.12587770

>>12587735
Imagine reviewbrah drives Steve to get some McDonald's weird menu items
Steve let's him review some awesome mre like the Spanish one, with the ink squid

>> No.12587833

>>12568014
NICE

>> No.12587869

>>12587770
Damn that would be fucking incredible. Steve has got to contact that little guy someday

>> No.12587870

>>12587869
N I C E

>> No.12587880
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ITT: brain dead manchild fanboys
Grow up, you absolute faggots.

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>>12587770
I'm just going to say that sounds like a legitimately good idea before the faggots call this the "reddit idea of the century". There needs to be more food related crossovers

>> No.12587884

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12587886

>>12587880
not nice

>> No.12587924

>>12587880
Says to grow up and uses a picture of some shitty overrated cartoon as an analogy trying to prove something. You're an incredibly faggy little faggot.

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This guy is so cringe and a poser. He puts coffee creamer in tea for crying out loud

>> No.12587946

>>12587934
Looks like this retard commenting above never put milk in his tea. To reduce the tannins in a bitter ass tea. God what are you? Gay and retarded? Worst combo

>> No.12587953

>>12587934
Anyone who uses the word cringe is too dumb to use the word embarrassing. Immediately disqualified.

>> No.12587980

>>12587934
If putting creamer in tea makes him a poser, then you complaining about it makes you a stupid worthless faggot who's mom sits on nigger dicks when your step dad is at work

>> No.12587989

>>12567262
I'd eat it. In fact, I thought it looked good. Protein and fat is my bag, baby.

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>>12568014
>tfw I know no MREs will come my way

>> No.12588007

>>12587989
the chocolate spread in the israeli one looked amazing too

>> No.12588016

Steve videos fixed my fucked up "healthy" way of eating
Now my base is always rice, bread or pasta, and stewed meat, and some veggies on the side
Some chocolate from time to time
Also electrolyte beverages to recover if I'm too slow, ofc sparingly
There's a lot of thinking put in those rations
The recent news about putting the Navy seals on a keto diet is a huge yikes from me

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>that shirt
Impressive.

>> No.12588105

>>12588018
Also the fact he can balance that tray so well

>> No.12588219

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12588229

>>12587946
>>12587953
>>12587980
Cope and not an argument

>> No.12588243

>>12588229
Words of wisdom. I expect to see this on a Steve thread.

>> No.12588275

>>12568014
Nice.

>> No.12588355

I want his seed

>> No.12589163

>>12588355
steves seed n feed

>> No.12589179

>>12568014
Nice

>> No.12589233

>>12589163
Cringe

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>>12568014
nice

>> No.12589461

>>12568014
NICE

>> No.12590494

>>12589163
I thought it sounded like a clever name for a feed store