/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>He doesn't know about the toast sandwich

delicious.

>>12566589
No ketchup or anything?

>>12566615
Catsup? You want me to put CATSUP on moi chip barm? Yer 'avin a laugh, you. I'd put HP sauce, maybe worcestershire, but NEVER catsup. Bugger me, you're off in the head, you are.

>>12566612
Wait there's fries in the sandwich and on the side?

>>12566615
lost of butter, and usual sliced bread rather than a bun, it's less for the flavour (which is surprisingly good) and more for being the most filling and satisfying thing you can eat. Just thinking of a belly full of a chip butty makes me feel warm inside.

>>12566589
Phwoaar thats looks fackin' luverly guv'nor, mind if ya let me have a cheeky little nibble on that chipperwhipper wheatenwedge 'nd oi'll give ya a proper ol' Peckham gobwobba on yer pink oboe

I don't get it?. Europeans seriously eat french fry burgers?

>>12566630
>He's never had a Pea 'n Fish sandwich either.

>>12566630
Only brits :/

>>12566638
Unironically delicious

>>12566638

maybe they eat a lot of vegetables because their beef industry always gets hit with those mad cow and foot disease right?.

>>12566630
The humble chip buddy is the apex of cuisine

>>12566649

I never heard about this until just now. Why the fuck do they make fun of Americans when they eat this garbage?.

>>12566662
Because somehow they're still not as fat as us

>>12566589
i thought a butty sandwich was a meme for ages until i saw ramsay making it.

>>12566662
American food gets made fun of not for being bland and unimaginative, but for being overblown, calorie ridden, memestrosities. British food is the opposite. Criticism is valid for both.

>>12566589
>He doesn't engage in a chip butty with HP Daddies sauce.
Pathetic.

>>12566666
Not true. Also, nice.

This is savagery. I used to believe this sort of thing was confined to rural hellscapes down south.

>>12566589
Brits aren't really human tho so.. y'know. Not really a fair comparison.

Hot Buttered toast dipped in tea

>>12566589
Looks good, hands down beats any American dish.

>>12566698
ok you're just a fucking mad man.

>>12566589
Actually, their most famous dish is unironically roast beef. The French in the mid 1700’s even used to refer to the English as ‘les Rosbifs’.
But we all know you’re just shitposting for (you)s to stave off your crippling loneliness and suicidal NEET depression, so I’m not surprised you demonstrate utter ignorance of food history.
Just remember that your parents wish they’d never had you, and you will never be loved by anything smarter than a pet dog.

>>12566589
truly peak britshit """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>12566589

>>12566601
I swear, the toast sandwich is an example of British humor or satire.

That or one poor dude had to get creative.

>>12566731
There is no god

>>12566721
>this projection

>>12566589
That's not even buttered. Stupid op

>>12566732
It's spelt "humour" mate.

>>12566731
looks lush as.

>>12566649
>buddy

>>12566750
I'm not your buddy pal

>>12566745
Its spelled "spelled" bro.

>>12566753
Shut up and piss off

>>12566755
>Its spelled "spelled" bro.
"other main varieties of English, spelt and spelled both work as the past tense and past participle of spell, at least where spell means to form words letter by letter or (with out) to make clear. Outside the U.S., the two forms are interchangeable in these uses, and both are common."
Go fuck yourself bro.

>>12566768
You've neglected to appreciate the irony of the post.

>>12566601
>He doesn't know about the faggot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29?wprov=sfla1

looks good

>>12566589
>Fries
>bread
>nothing else

Can't you bongs at least slap some meat on there? That sandwich thing sounds bland and dry as fuck.

>>12566755
don't call me bro, bruh

>>12567099
>sounds
Maybe just try it before shooting your mouth off like an uneducated moron.

>>12567137
a shit sandwich also sounds terrible, and I'm not gonna try it just to know for sure that it's well, a shit sandwich

>>12567130
Don't call me bruh, brah

>>12567145
don't call me brah, brev

>>12567137
I don't need to try it. I've had fucking bread and fries before and combining them sounds awful, bland, and dry.

>>12567152
Don't call be brev, bruv

British people are too inbred to realize how stupid they are.

>>12567161
don't call me bruv, brochacho

>>12567167
Don't call me brochacho, brohan

>>12567170
don't call me brohan, luke browalker

>>12567141
>>12567160
If you have to go by guesswork you can keep your worthless opinion jammed firmly up your arsehole where it belongs.

>>12567181
if you can't imagine how things taste and combine that knowledge then you're a shit cook who can only follow recipes

>>12567179
Don't call me luke browalker, Holy Broman Empire

>>12567185
You're proving that you can't with every word you type in this thread. You should be embarrassed, but lack the intelligence to conceive of a reason to be.

>>12567187
don't call me Holy Broman Empire, broimus prime

>>12567192
yeah, cold greasy chips in a dry roll is soo fucking tasty

>>12567181
I hope you're just pretending to defend this garbage sandwich for (yous).

>>12567162
t. Ancestors colonised by brits

>>12566589
Everyone shits on American food because it's so consistently low-brow and lacking in any kind of elegance or pedigree. Sure you have bakeries in LA that have been using the same sourdough starter for a century, but fast food and processed foods dominate the "average" american palette.

>>12566589
I bet if you used those thinner, crispy seasoned fries, the chip buddy would come out great

STOP BULLYING US YOU IMBRED AMERISHARTS.

Bongs love this sandwich so much that they have a football chant about it:

You fill up my senses,
Like a gallon of Magnet,
Like a packet of Woodbines,
Like a good pinch of snuff,
Like a night out in Sheffield,
Like a greasy chip butty,
My Sheffield United,
Come thrill me again
Na na na na na...Ooooohh!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greasy_Chip_Butty_Song
It's quite literally the pinnacle of British cuisine.

>only in america where you can find gross, sugar filled food

>meanwhile in australia

>>12567474
IT’S PALATE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
A PALETTE IS USED TO MIX PAINT.
A PALLET IS USED TO STORE THINGS.
WHY DO YOU FUCKING IDIOT AMERICANS HAVE SO MANY FUCKING PROBLEMS WITH SPELLING AND GRAMMAR?

>>12567605
lol look at this new guy.
first time eating the bait? hows it taste?

Yanks are mad because they never had REAL bread without sugar and corn syrup so they will never experience the joy of a proper sandwich.

>>12566666
Damn Super Satan, okay I believe you.

Odd how America was never really well known for the crazy ass shit you find in old american cookbooks. Maybe nobody ever really made this kind of shit?

>>12567583
You just know this shit was invented by some lazy slob that couldn't be arsed to bake an actual cake for his kid

>>12566666
Satan is a MURICAN . Makes perfect sense honestly,

>>12566670
Okay but full English

>>12566638
This looks like something Japan would make (google image search フィッシュフライサンド for Japanese fish sandwiches)

>>12566698
People still do this in southeast asia too (also done with coffee instead of tea) thanks to colonial times. Thanks brits!

>>12567160
British CHIPS are juicy unlike your shitty american ""fries""

It's more like a mashed potato sandwich

>>12568012
Juicy chips?
Do Brits really?

>>12568012
> cooked potatoes
>juicy

No

>>12568013
>>12568016
dumb amerifats never eat a real potato before

>>12568023
Is this bait? I can't tell.

>>12568012
>juicy chips
Do you make Jamal add some of his manjuice to yours?

>>12568012
Kek what a newfag

>>12567193
>don't call me broimus prime, methyl bromide

>>12566721
got some french mates that still say rosbif

>>12566589

Literally obsessed.