/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sage and report fucking dipshit thread

>>12565659
Obsessed

>>12565659
You should see Japanese abominations

>>12565664
Kill yourself faggit

>>12565659
Here's a hint, if you consider eggs to be some sort of amazing delicacy that has to be treated with special respect, it's because you come from a third world shithole that can't get eggs for 2 bucks a dozen or less.

>>12565659
GET OUT.

>>12565659
XD

>>12565686
I know, like who REPORTS things on 4chan?!

How would someone ironically scramble eggs?

>>12565720
The same way you'd ironically stick your pee pee in a bum bum I guess.

>>12565720

>>12565717
Have sex, incel.

>>12565738
I can't--I'm an incel, dumbass :P

>>12565659
I don't

>>12565744
wew lad :^)

>>12565738
tfw posts like this are allowed while I got banned for 3 fucking days for telling a tranny to piss of with "they/their" pronouns.

>>12565659
Just ate some in a warm buttery tortilla.

>>12565755
you sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>>12565769
Yea, the tranny mod who banned me for no reason

>>12565773
Have sex, incel.

>>12565773
Oh hey anon, just posted in your other thread, you fag.

>>12565773
Excuse my ignorance but is it an IP ban or something? How could you get banned here?

>>12565769
>>12565780
you guys are faggots and prolly wear vans like typical faggots and also have airpods.

>>12565755
get the hint and stay fucked off back to your containment board, /pol/

>>12565813
>/pol/
Based retard

>>12565793
what are you even talking about? What other thread?

>>12565813
and you should stay on /lgbt/ tranny

You sound like you cook bad scrambled eggs and you are mad :(

>>12565838
Transgender people are your Gods so stfu

Why are all you faggots shitting up my thread?

Explain the existence of scrambled eggs and omlettes. I love eggs more than anything, but mixing the two elements makes one of the most disgusting substances I have ever tasted.

>>12565755
seething /pol/nigger

>>12566062
>claims he loves eggs
>cannot stand yolk and whites together
you are not even worth of insulting

>>12566089
>Claims he loves the white race
>Cannot stand blacks and whites mixed together

This is how you sound. Sometimes the things you love are best kept segregated.

>>12566106
what a shitty analogy

>>12566089

>>12566136
It's a great analogy, Reddit. There's beauty in purity. When you mix things, you muddle their qualities. They still exhibit those qualities, yet much duller than in their undiluted form, acting as a mediocre compromise of both.

Scrambled eggs are the culinary equivalent of the American mutt.

>>12565664
>reporting an on-topic food thread
>announcing a report

Yikes and cringepilled

>>12566239
It's a shit analogy since the black person would be a completely different type of egg
Go back to tumblr and dilate newfag tranny

I feel very embarrassed reading ops comments

I'm glad I was able to ruin the mood of this thread with my reply, dipshit thread, carry on meatbags

>>12566106
People like you make me think that there should be some kind of intelligence test to post here after the Captcha.

>>12566400
I agree. Then there would be more high quality, intelligent posts like mine.

Now fuck off back to whatever dilation discord you crawled out of

>>12565659
scrambled eggs are just a failed omelet in this house

What seasoning should I put on my scrambled eggs instead of just salt and pepper?

>>12567135
hot sauce

>>12567191
Ok so cayenne pepper got it.

>>12567135
Old bay

>>12565659
>unironically!

>>12565659
I agree

>>12565659
Yep, it's great with some ketchup on it.

>>12565659
While I don’t hate scrambled eggs, personally I never make em at home. Never have a craving for em and a good over easy/over medium egg is like 10x betters

>>12565755
found the incel

>>12565659
I don't like the texture & taste of egg yolk on its own I I always make scrambled. I've tried it not scrambled a few times but the yolk texture always turns me away. I also don't like Avocado/Guacamole for the same reason except for Herdez Guacamole Salsa because it doesn't taste like guacamole but has an odd spicy flavor that goes well with tacos.

>>12567801
have sex

imagine having the palate of a child and only being to enjoy eggs one way

>>12565755
IDK how internet discourse has somehow fooled people into believing they/their aren't pronouns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJXh7DulmNU

>>12565659
'Ello monsieur i'll 'ave you know taht eye am belgian