/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>$32 for eggplant

Yeah... I'm a lacto-ovo-pescaterian. I'm allergic to shellfish and eggplant is yucky. Can you maybe just get me some noodles and maybe put some cheese on it?

>>12564260
Did a retarded person design this menu? Anyway give me the 42oz t-bone and some marrow. Also some mushrooms and asparagus.

>>12564333
this doesn't quite look like my cup of tea, just a side of Mountain Dew please

>>12564260
6oz prime rib eye, at least I won't go fucking broke that way over a goddamn steak.
>$32 for an eggplant
christ

>>12564333
Cheesesteak and The Gut Buster

>>12564342
One pinkys special please.

Yes, america is really like this.

>>12564383
>Add 5 bacon slices
>$0.92

>>12564260
A5 tenderloin well done plz
>>12564333
Clothesline Quesadilla on the undercard, Crippler Crossface Cheesesteak for the Chartbuster, and a WOOOOOO! brainfreeze
>>12564342
blowing in the asshole (new style) and free back scuttling while woman rubs your nuts with a feather; must stay out of poop hole
>>12564383
double bypass with 10 bacon slices and chili cheese fries and chocolate shake
>>12564388
Jolly Spaghetti w/ 1pc Jolly crispy chicken & soda

>>12564383
If you wore a weighted fat suit would you be able to eat there free?

For me, it's the Blörö.

>>12564449
How much is 100B?
100 bitcoin?
That's an expensive cigarette anon

>>12564342
Pinkey's Special seems overpriced. Also, why is a 69 6.00?

>One fuck, 10 minutes soak
I feel like this whorehouse belongs in Maverick.

>>12564468
>why is a 69 6.00?
I imagine it has something to do with cleaning costs. Gotta make that twat all prim and proper, and I presume this thing is old enough that free-flowing indoor plumbing was still rare.

>>12564466
100 baht is like a couple of american dollars

>>12564461
I was eating a slice of pizza in the food court section and once saw someone buy one of those hotdog combos and proceed to fill their drink cup to the brim with deli mustard, put a lid on it, and walk out.
You'd really think a store that you have to pay a membership fee would keep people like this out.

>>12564472
>190B for toast, bacon, egg, sausage, potato and ham with a drink
>$6
Fucking christ finally a place that I can buy a simple breakfast for less than $15

>>12564260
I'll have the Eggplant Steak, please! and a glass of water with lemon. Thanks very much!

hey op i hope you know we're definitely not going halfsies on a 20% tip, my shit was only $32 so unless you're a fellow herbivore, your shit was atleast $100.

that being said, i leave a $50 on the table and skrr skrr out of there so we can get home and do gay things

do u like this roleplay dinner op? do u like going out to eat with me? i love you op, and i always will. you're my beautiful baby boy and i'll always take care of you.

>>12564493
why does this shitpost make me feel funny

>>12564260
pretty much the largest boneless steak.
>>12564333
is there a nash in the summer of 92 on the menu?
cheese fries, full nelson ribs, a goldberger, finish up with a mocha, mountain dew and a hot fudge sunday.
>>12564342
pinkey's special
>>12564383
double bypass & 7 up.
>>12564388
6 piece bucket, soda, vanilla twirl.

>>12564333
no vegan options so i guess a side of wrestling wrings and mixed veg. love the atmosphere though so give me 4 power teas also, a 3 lemon leg drops, a pink lemonade mixed with mountain dew, and a full house salad. staff gets a $50 tip becaues that restaurant is fucking awesome

>>12564383
nothing vegan and probably shared oil, so i'll just take a few jello shots and a pack of luckies

>>12564388
dubs checked. nothing vegan which is sad cause jollibee looks sooooo good, but they def torture the fuckkk out of those filipino animals, fuck it i'll just get a peach mango pie and some mershed perderders, and some steamed rice with hot sauce.

>>12564449
fuck yes...where was this?
also, vodka first, no?

>>12564461
i'll take a berry smoothie and 10 churros

>>12564499
nice double dubs, but i regretfully must inform you that i'm literally not even being in the slightest bit sarcastic

see my next post for more gut busting laughs and feel good hands free prostate orgasms

>>12564515
you could cut a hole in your Big Sexy Porterhouse and fuck it, best I can do
>>12564523
>love the atmosphere though
here are some pics from the inside anon

>>12564523
flexible vegans are hot af...

>>12564532
>>12564532
mannn that is cool as ufck. >>12564533
nice dubs and i agree

>>12564333
Wasnt that guy on the far right brutally raped in the hot hot summer of 92?

>>12564540
What's today's fish* anon?

>>12564563
Salmon, dill, couscous, mint, apple tarragon creme

New Orleans isn't particularly known for their BBQ, but this place is BANGING.

>>12564260
>Prime Black Anus
i'll take 2

unique family-operated white tablecloth cajun place in acadiana

>>12564540
5 course tasting menu with wine pairings please.

(Le Pigeon is one of the USA's great restaurants)

This is unironically my favourite place to eat.

>>12564630
>vegan chicken
>vegan pork
>vegan beef
what?

>>12564260
I would walk out without ordering
>>12564333
I wouldn't walk in a place like that
>>12564383
single bypass with bacon
dr pepper float
pack of lucky's
onion rings
>>12564388
C4 taters and another side, I guess corn if there is nothing better
mr pibb
>>12564461
polish with soda
piece of supreme pizza
>>12564540
buttermilk fried rabbit
chicken-fried ribs
sliced prime brisket sandwich
fries
bottle of soda pop
>>12564603
bacon wrapped shrimp
smoked turkey and andouille gumbo
ribeye royale
captain and coke
>>12564630
I would spill my drink before ordering food and walk out

>>12564676
>Uses 'entree' correctly
>Is priced in dollars

wtf? This is the first time I think I've ever seen the Shermans use that correctly.

>>12564333
Half nelson & kickin chicken. Also I’m gonna take the 5 finger discount anyway.

>>12564596
Half rack of ribs, dry rubbed. Fries and the Creole slaw.

>>12564461
Those chicken bakes are pure crack. But I'd probably go with a polish dog and a whole pizza to go for the rest of the family.

>>12564333
The Bodybuilder (Big Boy's Favorite) and a Big Boy's Brownie because I'm a big boy

>>12564265
bone apple teat.

>>12564554
Dammit,I swear you guys follow me.

>>12564540
I'll have a burger please. Does it come with fries? How much to upgrade to onion rings?

>>12564676
Where are the prices? WHERE are the FUCKING prices?

>>12564540
I'll have the buttermilk fried rabbit. What does rabbit taste like bros? I'm down to try.

>>12564383
probably the most based menu ever

I recommend the maruchan.

>>12564342
Personally I have to try that 'French Fashion' you gotta experience other cultures after all.

>>12567280
Texas bacon patty melt, double hashbrowns smothered covered chunked diced peppered and topped. Chocolate chip waffle. Drink? Oh, tomato juice.

What sauce do you want on your chicken anons?

>>12566029
28 dollar two course meal

>>12567280
Just gimmie the usual.
(coffee, 2-egg breakfast with a biscuit and the hashbrowns smothered, peppered and capped, and after that's done make me a pecan waffle with chocolate chips)

>>12567755
Nah

>>12567694
the Funny Face™ of course!

>>12567694
>)
I'll take the omlette du fromage and the pain perdu with a side of the fresh seasonal fruit

>>12567774
You know I'm just gonna order the waffle after you give me the 2-egg breakfast anyways, might as well play along, pal. Your coworkers all know I always leave a $5 tip even though it comes out cheaper than the all-star.

>>12564461
what about these?

>>12564540
menu generator is soo funny

Dry-aged Nebraska Black Angus Porterhouse. Rare-Medium-rare please. And an eggplant for the missus

>>12564630
Mapo tofu every day. Not white so I don't have to argue about what extra extra spicy means.

>>12564641
Tofu-based meat substitutes. You find it in a lot of Buddhist Chinese restaurants. The texture is usually pretty good, and some of it actually tastes like proper meat.

>>12564260

>>12567906
why would you go to a brewerey to eat burgers and chili dogs

>>12567962
Why not?

>>12568028
less space for beer

>amerifats go to japan
>end up eating at mcdonalds because they can't read the menus at all the real restaurants

>>12568038
Japanese food is easy. Whatever the chef thinks is yucky is the best. My favorites to have at the Isaac air is economy yucky and yucky saw bar. At Matt's urine I like having the taco yucky and icky yucky.

>>12564270
More like, I'm in need of a bullet....
FFS.

>>12564333
Children's food, nothing to see here for adults.

>>12564388
Fuck off with your shilling Flip menu you useless mother-fucker.

>>12564493
> 2019
> Still tipping......
> Americans still insiting they are the Alpha race.

Nice .

>>12564475
Ohh Wow,
That could only happen in America.
Stay classy, USA.

>>12568122
that burg sounds pretty good but for 13.50 it better come with fries

Local joint

>>12568141
Old, tired and weak.
Try harder, anon.

>>12568136
It does, and the burger and the fries are fucking delicious. It's one of my favorite restaurants. They also have 4 daily specials too, which are always fantastic.

>>12568148
Well shit my bad. Last time I try to be funny fuck me I'm worthless

>>12564333
Yeah gimme a summer of 92 Steak

>>12568156
well after an incident in saigon I'm generally wary of places that serve tiger prawns but maybe I'll check it out next time I wander over to the bay area if you're so confident in it

>>12564342
Grow up you fucking kissless teen.

>>12568175
You should. There's two locations, the one I usually go to is the Arden Town location, and then there's one in Midtown.

>>12564540
hit me with the fried rabbit & lamb shoulder
>>12564596
half rib, smoked sausage, half chicken, fries and a drink
>>12564603
bacon shrimp, turkey gumbo and ribeye hold the asparagus
>>12564630
sweet & spicy shredded chicken?
>>12564676
sprite, fried chicken, chicken rurry and a blowjob
>>12567280
just hit me with the steak & eggs, a waffle and coffee
>>12567317
miffin pizza with pepperoni
>>12567679
15 boneless with french fries, gimme a honey garlic and a lemon pepper spice tub.
>>12567694
silver five and a funny face.
>>12567906
onion rings, miss piggy with fries
>>12568038
gimme that 872 tray
>>12568053
new york fish & chips and some prawn fritters
>>12568122
rack of lamb and a half chicken
>>12568141
fried titties and a steamed horse
>>12568162
buffalo wings, large burger original

>>12568255
what the fuck is this shit... I guess I'll take Football The Meal and some dorito fries.

>>12568131
We just have so much money that tipping isn't a problem.

>>12564260
dude I can't afford this shit
>>12564333 but this is something I can get behind

>>12564333
Gotta try me a (((goldberger)))

>>12567280
Texas Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Melt with peppered hashbrowns, and some grits on the side please. Water if they don't have milk.
>>12564388
Crispy Chicken 2pc with fries, spicy please.
>>12564333
Coconut Shrimp at the beach and some of that iced tea, please. I have a bad feeling about seafood at this place but sometimes you gotta live large
>>12564540
Grilled Octopus, then Porcini/Spring Pea Lasagna
>>12564596
Pulled Pork Sandwich and that Potato Salad
>>12564603
That crab bisque sounds nice

>>12564449
I needs it

>>12564260

I'd like one tenderloin tenderloin please

>>12569584
Of which? The A5 from Hokkaido, the A5 from Miyazaki, or the A5 from Hyogo (kobe)?

>>12569600

Yes

>>12568117

UK here. This is the mobile version of the menu because the full menu with photos I could only find as a PDF (link below). One of my favourite places to eat and easily better than some of the executive-class sushi bars I've tried in London at a fraction of the price.

https://ciscoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Lunch-Menu-Complete-Proof2.pdf

>>12570125
Here's a pic of one of their medium freestyle platters.

The fish comes from an open-air market less than 15 minutes walk from the restaurant, because I live in a coastal city. We have some of the best fish in chips in the UK too; beer battered, etc.

>>12569417
they actually extrude their own macaroni?

fuck their lies if they don't

>>12570225
They do, their pasta is always amazing. You can easily feel the difference between fresh vs dried pasta in your mouth, totally different mouthfeel.

>>12570225
their lobster mac is great

>>12570556

>>12564260
who the fuck would go to such an expensive restaurant?

>>12568038
Rent free

Got a few old menus on hand

>>12568141
For me, it's the large fart storm.

>>12568068
cute

>>12570643
>who the fuck would go to such an expensive restaurant?
people with jobs

>>12564461
I recognize that Costco

Pick a day.

>>12567694
I want to cry

>>12569417
>nitrate free
yeah no thanks

>>12568164
You are. Faggot. And don’t forget it

>>12564333
let me get that big boy brownie and a bam bam blitz

>>12568148
t. guy who ordered balls on toast that wasnt up to par

>>12564333
The DDB baby

>>12564383
Double bypass burger, added bacon slices, a vanilla milkshake and a water.

>>12564596
Three meat combo, brisket, pulled pork, and sausage, with spoon bread and potato salad

>>12571610
Thursday for sure.

>>12568148
what's your problem? grilled shit and abortion waste not good enough for ya?

>>12572712
Why you'd order a hotdog out of all the the things available is beyond me, but you do you i guess.

>>12564383
A Triple for me and a quad for my gf since she'll be eating free ; )

>>12564630
Usually this would piss me off but Asians unironically have the best vegan food.

>>12568068
Love you anon

their burgers are pretty good desu

>>12568141
i'll have the fuck (mixed not shaken) and the homo fries (no homo)

>>12571610
That's interesting. They gave convicts that much of a choice at Alcatraz or am I misreading that or is that the menu for the people and familys working there?

>>12564383
>15 bacon slices for 2.75
that's a fucking steal

>>12564383
watch the interview of the owner, he's based as fuck.
basically he hates fatties and built his restaurant to kill them

>>12573997

>>12573997
what's the difference between spicy beef jerky, and spicy beef jerky?

>>12574031
I don't know, ask some chinese dude to translate the moon runes, maybe the degree of spicyness? I've been there tons of times but that's something that I don't know the answer to. It's a good question and I'd like to the answer to it also.

>>12574031
I'd call them up and ask myself but I suspect I'd just get hollared at for asking them questions. They'd probably think I'm a fed or something.

>>12568141
I'll have the egg and beer queer, thanks

>>12574057
... maybe a health inspector or USCIS that would really freak out 99% of the places around there.

It's strange, I didn't know that INS is now USCIS.

Shame about all of the corny, mass-replying Redit fags ITT

>>12568255
Fuck this actually got me good.

>>12573824
overpriced bullshit

>>12574865

>>12574865
>>12574885
is this like bizarro mexican food or something

>>12576063
it's Flip food

>>12571610
>stewed prunes, bran flakes, split pea soup, split pea soup again, but served with baked beans this time.
Nobody is trying to escape from Alcatraz on Monday because they are trying not to shit their pants.

>>12564260
Eggplant, lobster tail, water.
>>12564333
Nachos, steak sandwich, hot fudge sundae, pepsi
>>12564383
Just the burger no bacon, chocolate malt, pack of luckies
>>12564388
Bucket treat A

>>12568141
>2019
>not ordering the myth of bacon with i kill u platter to start

shiggy

>>12564260
I just want some chicken nugget with mayo

>>12564596
6 wings, buffalo
Smoked Boudin plate with Mac and Cheese
Tea
>>12564603
Turtle Soup
Redfish Acadien
>>12564630
Szechuan Tofu
>>12567280
Texas Bacon egg and Cheese melt w/hashbrowns
>>12567906
Onion Rings
Black and Bleu, side salad
>>12576737
Italian, Thin crust

>>12564444
>must weigh in with nurse before ordering

>>12571610
Wed.
>>12573931
It's not a 'choice' so much as it is "a full meal includes an amount of all of these things".

>>12564260

>>12567280
two pecan waffles, large hash brown (covered) and two fried eggs
plus a tall glass of OJ