/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Can he even cook or only cut meat like an autist?

>>12556619
You need to go to his Instagram. After that you will be convinced to book a table

>>12556615
I want him to sprinkle salt in my asshole

You guys wouldn't like mykonos. Actually maybe you would.

>>12556619
I want to know how hard it is to get the watch back on over the glove after he puts it on

>>12556649

>serves literal dictators

Nah fuck this clown

>>12556662
If I wanted my steak served with cleavage it should be from a girl. Fucking disgusting.

>>12556662
>Dictator doesn't have the right to eat

Cringe

>>12556689
Why are you so insecure ?

>>12556662
Maduro was democratically elected

>>12556697
So was Hitler

>>12556695
Go be a cocksucker somewhere else dumbshit

>>12556702
Easy there fatty

>>12556709
or else, moron?

>>12556711
Why are you this mad over FOOD

>>12556711
>being fat
LMAO

>>12556619
>Can he even cook or only cut meat like an autist?

He is a modern samurai

>>12556615
Steak is the easiest meat to cook. I'll save hundreds of dollars and cook my own.

Pic related: USDA Choice filet mignon from a local butcher shop. It looked better than most USDA Prime. I cooked it myself and it was the best steak I've ever had.

>>12556615
He’s that guy who serves dictators.

>>12556793
I serve your mom dicktaters. That's what I call it when I give her the dick all night and then cook hashbrowns for breakfast in the morning LMAO

>>12556798
He loves Maduro.

>>12556798
based

>>12556692
The only thing he has a right to is a rope around the neck.

>>12556662
>>12556793
>>12556803
Oh no, a d-d-d-dictator

>>12556757
god damn, rich people have no fucking taste

>>12556975
Unironically this

>>12556662
>>12556697
>>12556699
>>12556793
>>12556975
>""oh no somebody is running a country not how we run ours""
>[IMPERIALISMS INTERNALLY]

>>12556699
And Hitler was a great man. Coincidence? I think not.

>>12556630
I went to his Instagram. He can't cook for shit. It literally looks like slop. Overcooked steak and a gallon of melted cheese? You call that high cuisine? Yikes.

>>12556778
Bait

>>12556699
he was based

>>12556757
>t-shirt
>torn up jeans
>gold chains
>gold steak
This faggot works at a gas station.

>>12556778
How did you get it to look so good? I just ordered a rare steak from an expensive establishment and it was medium rare, not rare. Maybe even medium.

>>12556699
Everyone was alright with Hitler until he started annexing and invading, despite his iron-fisted rule at home before that happened. Does Maduro annex or invade?

>Please come to my shitty over priced restaurant you will get some cool attentiongram pictures and internet points

>>12556615
The thumbnail looks looks like spurdo if you look at it quickly.

>>12557598
That's Frank Ribery. he's a multi-billionaire sports tar

>>12556757
greek faggot hack.

>>12556709
>he hates gay people so he must be fat.

>>12556662
Well if the guy is really a dictator it's not like salty meme man really has a choice does he?

>>12556778
USDA Choice is dog food-tier compared to supermarket steaks here in Canada

t. border area guy who bought top sirloin a couple of times

>>12557124
snails? you call that high cuisine? yikes.

>>12557685
The Sudetenland was always inhabited by ethnic Germans desu. Hitler had a responsibility to the Germans living there to annex it

>>12556757
hes gay af

Steak is steak is steak. Yes, kobe is expensive. But there ain't nothing in his particular preparation to make it exorbitantly more expensive. Except stupid rich people who are gullible enough to believe his deception and part with their money dollars just so that they can feel extra special.

I want to kill him.

>>12556615
I have a friend who went there. Swears by the meat it's delicious

>>12557982
I'm not going to debate that. He invaded more countries than that so it's not really a complete argument.

>>12556757
the pedo, the faggot and the golden steak

>>12557124
>Overcooked steak
Why are teenagers tolerated on this board?

>>12557901
>you can't get good meat in the US
Oh you kids.
It's cute when they act urbane and worldly.

>>12556798
>Cooking breakfast morning after coitus
Fucking cuck

>>12558819
Whomst are you quoting, booty bothered flyover?

>>12558819
>you can't get good meat in the US
Outside of independent farms and butchers it mainly hormone injected, GMO fed crap.
Going vegetarian in the US is a smart move.

>>12558852
>Only my hipster outlet with over-priced food is healthy
>Only the US uses industrial ag techniques
>All industrial ag is bad
It's so cute when the kids watch a documentary. Look, they're having thoughts now!

>>12556662
based maduro finna make amerimutts seethe

>>12558922
>preferring high quality produce is hipster
America.

i just have to say one thing and one thing only. thats pretty crazy

Fuck no, this guy rubs shoulders with dictators with a record of human rights abuses.

>>12558922
there's basically nothing good that comes out of industrial agriculture/farms except cheap goods
bad for the environment
bad for the people
bad for the things being farmed

>>12558922
sounds like you just like to cram meat in your mouth regardless of quality. like a muddy pig.

>Meat
No thanks neanderthals, I'll take a salad and some fat-free dressing.

Oh and a bottle of sparkling water, orange flavor.

>>12556699
6699
Nice

>>12559650
Sounds based

>>12558016
I am marinating a top round in cheap discount cola as we speak. I ate a third of it yesterday, so good. Kiwi/pineapple/cola/mango any other acid/enzyme tenderizer (not salt or sugar but cola has both just not alone) and cheap steak with cartilidge is actually good.

Does anyone know the most common way a steak is cooked in a restaurant? There's always something different about them.
They taste better when I make them at home. I use unflavored coconut oil and butter.

>>12560692
Prob a grill. It creates a smoky flavor that you can't get on stove top

>>12556757
did they fuck

>>12561013
Maybe. I wouldn't describe it as smoky but I'm not sure what else. It's kind of oily and tepid but I'm not sure what kind of oil. Granted I don't eat out often so maybe it's just coincidence.

I just made myself a sirloin steak I bought from the store for $3.5 and it tasted better than the $30 sirloin dinner I had at a restaurant earlier this week. Also they wanted to be fancy and serve it on a wooden board instead of a warm plate so everything got cold super quick.

>>12556662
I was about to post "Based" but then I realized that is not Saddam

>>12556630
>Instagram
Normies, out

>>12561101
Get in the game grandpa *dab*

>>12556662
>Maduro
>dictator
Kek, still going on with this meme?

>>12557598
he's a fucking billionaire
actual rich people dress modestly unlike insecure /fa/ggot peasants

>>12561210
>my dictator is better than your dictator
Oh christ, the absolute state.

>>12556757
>coverts to muslim
>only porks lolis now