/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12544878
boiled, with chili and mustard as well as diced onion

anything else is yikespilled; you may not agree but it is peak hot doggatry

eating hot dogs are cringe though so kys and buy real food

Whatever way Costco cooks them.

>>12544881
FPWP

>eating hotdogs
bro go for hotlinks instead

Did someone say, "hotdog"?

I like diced jalepeno and onion sometimes, usually just eat it plain

I sear them in a regular old frying pan until they're a bit crispy and blistery. I toast the hot dog buns a bit so they're just a bit crispy and warm. Then I top it off with relish and mustard. That's how I like them.

Unironically hot dog salad

>>12544889
>t. seething hot dog eating manchild

>>12544878
Boiled, then finished on a griddle with bacon fat, topped with kraut and mustard, on a lightly toasted bun. Maybe some peppers.

>>12544899
its a 3d image of this
>>12544892

>>12544881
Memes have corrupted your mind. Suicide is your best course of action.

>>12544878
for you? Friction. Cook it with friction you faggot.

>>12544939
For me?

Grilled and with nothing on it. A good grilled dog needs nothing.

>>12544947
It seems like you're making fun of someone with down syndrome or some other condition.

I cant laugh at this and you should be more nice to the hot dog stock photo man, who is a real person.

>>12544966
>t. seething pussy ass bitch

>>12544966

>>12544992
kek

Boiled with a steamed bun. Toppings are yellow mustard, chopped white onions, sweet pickle relish, a dill pickle spear, tomato wedges, pickled sport peppers and celery salt.

omegle guy is ur still here just know i wish u a good life friend

Throw them in a toaster oven covered in butter. Add relish or mustard. Eat with fork and knife no bun.

>>12544878
boiled, in a french long roll, red onions & tomato sauce.

Post THAT webm

>>12544878
Steamed and ketchup.

>>12545253
I’m uncomfortable

I always wanted to get one of those roller things they have in gas stations. Seems like it would be nice even heating

These fucking Mexican street dogs are unironically the best fucking hot dogs ever.

Close second is a chilli dog

Fuck I want a hot dog now

>>12544958
Correct

>>12544878
>best way to cook
over a campfire
>Best topping
beer

>>12545595
they're after an A's game

>>12544898
this is correct
>>12545092
hot dog water is more disgusting than bong water

>>12544878
I'm a weirdo. This is my style;
>fry beef/pork hot sausage
>let is cool
>roll in egg mix & flour/bread crumbs
>fry again
>have ciabatta (toasted on both sides) split in middle
>add crunchy sausage
>put in wasabi/habanero/mayo mix on it
>slather hot mustard
>add shavings of fresh carrots, cucumber and fine dice green tomato
>top it with halve black olives, thin sliced zucchini and onions
>lastly, literally, I'll lightly sprinkle brown sugar (this forces me to hold bite for ten seconds and really enjoy the dynamic of tastes)
I'll eat this with a homemade ice tea (no sugar/honey and I'll use some soda water with a shot of Gin).

steamed, squirt of ketchup

>>12544898
best girl

For a simple quick lunch recipe; steamed, red onions, pickles (sweet-and-sour), chili sauce (using sriracha here myself) and some garlic sauce (I use Greek myself but that's due to convenience). Takes only a small amount of time to prepare while still tasting nicely.

>>12544914
>boiling meat ever

>>12546650
>hotdog
>meat

>>12545793
wtf

>>12546655
>t. seething tastlet

>>12545092
Correctomundo

>>12546650
Never cooked corned beef I take it?

grilled/cooked over fire, toasted bun, and whatever I'm feeling that day, usually onion, spicy mustard, cucumber, tomato, and a pickle

>>12546666
You're literally angry over the correct way to prepare ground pigs assholes.

>>12546669
poppy seed bun though

>>12546671
>not baking your corned beef with a mustard crust for best possible taste and texture

>>12544878
spiral cut, fried on the grill, almost burnt
>toppings
poppy seed bun, grilled
hotdog
raw chopped onions
celery seed
pickle
relish
mustard

>>12546675
why do you assume I'm angry? also I make mine from scratch, venison, pork, beef. but never ground pig assholes

>>12546690
>why do you assume I'm angry?

It was the constant stream of stupid meme-arrow responses that gave it away.

> also I make mine from scratch, venison, pork, beef.

Okay. Want to bet how many other people in this thread make their own, Alton?

>>12546695
Alton brown is my favorite chef, I've always looked up to him. I take your advice and buy real meat and make my own, isn't that what you wanted?

>>12545793
Holy shit you had me at battered hotdog. This sounds like it’s a mess to eat but really good. How did you come up with this?

>>12546725
Alton Brown isnt a chef

>>12546807
how so?

>>12546839
He's a tv show host

heres your best hotdog in every universe anon

>>12546695
Not him, but I have made homemade hotdogs before. They're more difficult than most other sausages because you have to emulsify the meat w/o having it break which means keeping it ice cold while grinding into a paste. They were good, but not really worth the effort imho.

Anybody ever try the WhopperDog?

>>12546861
you obviously haven't read his books then

>>12544878
Take your pick /ck/

>>12544947

Ish deh myekchicen

>>12546899
The Idaho seems fake

>>12544878
Every time I get a grilled hotdog it's way too fucking chewy on the outside. Boiled is the Masonic-tier master race.

>>12544878
At the burger joint I work at, we give the dogs a shallow cut down one side, throw them in the deep fryer for a couple minutes, take them out, and sear them real quick on the flattop. They come out super juicy and nicely crisped up.

slice through the middle length-wise ,insert a slice of cheese ,bit of paprika on top throw it in the oven .

Shrimp salad OFC

>>12544878
1. Grilling
2. onions, mustard and stale cart water

>>12544898
>I sear them in a regular old frying pan until they're a bit crispy and blistery.
Whichever cooking method you use, this is the correct result. The only time a hotdog belongs in a simmering pot is if it's for beanies & weanies. Boiling(and even steaming) the things leeches the flavor out of them. You may as well just trot down to the hot dog factory and ask for a milkshake cup of emulsion without any of the seasonings added yet. After that is mustard, and be fucked if you try to add ketchup. For spicier hotdogs, it also doesn't hurt to shake some ground cayenne on.

>>12544881
Is this a 9gag raid, who posts like this?

>>12546744
My dad is a chef (mom unironically a cop). I've been cooking since age 8 (with I would say, good skills), but I'm a diesel mechanic, bimonthly party DJ/sound provider and part-time carpenter (as my jobs).

>>12546744
It's called a corndog you autist

>>12547367
Corndog is different than my crunchy sausage (it has mozzarella stick exterior texture). Anyways, that Anon might not be North American too.

>>12544881
>boiled
Jesus christ, you couldn't even go one word without fucking up.

>>12544878
Over a fire
Sauerkraut, peppers, mustard

>>12544899
Is that Pepe?

>>12544878
grilled,ketchup and roasted onions

I boil them. I also like grilling them, but I live in an apartment and a grill isn't an option at the moment. I'm kind of a basic bitch with hotdogs, as I like a squirt of ketchup and mustard and that's it.

>>12546744
>How did you come up with this?

He went to a chip shop in the UK once.

Sous vide in the dishwasher

>>12544898
This is objectively the best way.

>>12546682
>not baking your corned beef and making a second boiled corned beef

>>12547133
Those are just the style names, it doesn't mean everyone in that place eats it that way.

>>12547156
I bet this is unironically good

>>12547596
Yeah I know it's just I've never heard of anyone doing this

seattle style
cream cheese, jalapeno, and caramelized onion
>>12544895
based onion and jalapeno chad

>>12546839
usually autists mean "he's never run a kitchen" which just makes him a "cook"

>put kraft cheesy dog in microwave
>microwave until ends explode so it makes the top crispy and the bottom really juicy
>put on piece of sliced bread and fold in half
>add ketchup, mayonnaise, hot sauce and a slice of American cheese

Fucking delicious. Sure it's not gourmet, but in a doggy dog world you take what's reliable and simple. I don't have someone at my every beckon call to be making fancy hotdogs

>>12547251
New here I see

Like this

>>12544878
put it on the George Foreman, color on both sides, toast the bun, then brown mustard or mustard + sauerkraut

>>12549990
>all that ketchup precum
Goddamn I hate that shit, I'm triggered.

>Ctrl f
>no mention of broiled
the memes about ck not knowing how to cook are true

grill grilled>oven grilled>pan fried>boiled>raw

>>12546875
too much going on

Boiled, then slightly grilled for texture
Add raw onions, pickle slices, roasted onion and remoulade.

>>12544881
you are dumb

>>12544878
grilled and slightly burnt with some chili, spicy or dijon mustard, and some green onion

also will occasionally replace the chili with sauerkraut but not use both because i dont want the hotdog bun to get soggy

>>12544878
Cooked on the grill. My favorite toppings are chili, cheese and yellow mustard.

>>12549990
God, I love hotdog threads

>>12544881
Imagine being this much of a faggot.

>>12544883
I think they steam them. Would be nice if someone who's worked their can confirm.

>>12546886
Burger king's chili cheese dog was one of the only good menu items they ever had.

>cooking hotdogs
They are already cooked retard. They taste better cold anyway

>>12544878
Grilled over charcoal.

>>12550005
>Unironically using a George foreman

>buying hot dog buns
>not just using a slice of bread
>boiled, with spicy mustard, ketchup and diced onion
Sorry that I don’t derive masculinity from how I prepare a fucking hot dog

Boiled
Left in fridge a couple of days.
Seared in butter.
Sweet relish, mustard and olives.

Fight me.

>>12549990
braaaaaap

Here I go boys, wish me luck.

Done, and for all you fags who are afraid of hot dog water, the shots for you.

>>12544892
>>12544894
>>12544941
oi, I've seen this dudes dick before, he's packing some fuckin BEEF

>>12545092
‘Go dog is best dog

>>12551645
Alls I see are those sexy toes. Wish there was more stomper visible desu

>>12544898
This is truely the best way
I also caramelize some onions while I cook the hotdogs, and then eat them with mustard

>>12544947
Dawktur Pabel, I'm See eye ayy

An hungwy for hat dawgs

>>12546899
The only ones I'd eat are the Philippines and Vietnam ones.

BBQ/Grill with toasted buns and a thin spiraling line of ketchup on top.

>>12551654
I've seen it too, the way he squats over a toilet is terrifying.

Casserole like my mom used to make

>>12548805
Swede here, can confirm its amazing

>>12552099
He got some long nuts. Isn't he holding a sock too? Always wondered who took the photo and why.

Ripping hot skillet, or directly on the fire until black.

I like my dogs the way I like my women.. dark.

>>12552195
how could you not take that pic

>>12552219
This is the closest I can post now
Someone please post that squatard

>>12544878
boiled in beer
nuked bun
spicy mustard (it's under the wiener)
oaxaca cheese

>>12552417
are you about a size 14?

>>12552419
based buffalo bill poster

>>12544898
Correct ;)))

>>12544958
Grilling is the best, but I normally pan fry because fuck firing it up for two or three hot dogs.

>>12546899
Cleveland, Germany, Gutemala, Memphis, Frnce, Argentina, and Amsterdam.

Also this

Boil until internal temp is 140 then braise or grill to 150 with a good skin. By far the best. Always most with a good bite to the skin

Take your disgusting hotdogs and go home. This is the one true way to eat sausage and bread.

>>12544878
For me its a baked hot dog in a lightly seared chibatta bun with broiled cavier on top.

>>12554056
Do you prefer it with the curve, anon?

>>12554099
How do you get the French military aristocracy to stay on top?

Reminder to kill yourselves if you're not eating Beef Franks.

>cook
>hotdog

>>12554213
Why are hot dogs marketed as containing beef, or being 100% beef? Who gives a shit if it's beef? Actual pork sausages btfo hot dogs every day of the week.

>>12554305
Jews, anon.

Pork hot dogs are fucking disgusting

>>12554305

>>12554572
All hot dogs are garbage meat made to be inedible without condiments, there's no need to be picky about them.

>>12544878
Boiled, grilled, microwaved & then pan fried, in that order

Why the hell would you get the water boiling hot for a hot dog?

>>12552211
you love feces skins. Congrats!

>>12546886
Yes, bk dogs are decent.

>>12546899
Germany, potato salad is tasty, also love kraut.

Ccooked on a griddle really really slowly
Steamed bun
Diced onion
Finely minced chili (shit tier like Hormel is fine)
Mustard

>>12544878
Steamed, toast the bun, any combination of hellmans mayo, dijon mustard and/or heinz ketchup.

>>12554305
>People who can't eat pork want a hot dog too

>>12555063
Just going full open racist there, huh?

>>12544878
>He doesn't just cover his hands in condiments before eating an entire bag of hotdogs raw like a barbarian

>>12544881
they hated him for he told the truth

>>12546899
A lot of these look like way too much effort just to eat a hot dog.

>>12555430
In pretty much all of those cases it's something you buy from a street vendor, though the Japanese Octopus is more of of a cutesy thing to pack in your kid's lunch.

>>12544878
Over a fire

>>12554624
Not Vienna Beef my friend

>>12554720
Why the hell would you boil a hotdog to begin with?

>>12555063
>black girls have black skin! ha! gotcha!

We've got a real universe brain right here.

Campfire>>>>>>oven/pan roasted>>fucking microwaved>>>>>>boiled

>>12556931
>Campfire

This is just a way of saying you don't actually like hotdogs, you like your memories of going camping.

>>12557403
Nobody likes hotdogs, they like the condiments put on the hotdogs.

For me, it's the humble corn dog with honey mustard

>>12546899
>Cheese on a coney
That's not a fucking coney dog.

>>12552112
this reeks of lower middle class

>>12544878
On a stick over a fire after after a long day of hiking
Condiments are whatever you didn't forget this time, plus a little ash

>>12544878
Boiled. Everything else is optional. The only reason to ever get a hotdog is if you want to boil a sausage. It's the only option that tastes fine boiled. Want to grill a sausage? Every other option is better for grilling.

>>12544878
Personal favorite here
>split dog down middle
>sear on both sides till nicely browned
>caramelized onions
>toasted bun (split top is the go to)
And the real star topping
>squirt of canola on the flat top
>sprinkle shredded bag mozzarella over the oiled pan
>once browned use a spatula to lay it browned side up on the top of the dog
A man in a lunch truck once asked me if I wanted this on my dog and it changed my life. I eat it with a tiny line of ketchup, but only because I feel mustard would contrast too sharply with the other toppings. For a non special occasion dog I enjoy sauerkraut and stadium/spicy mustard. If that gets upgraded to a braut then I put on some horseradish too

>>12545611
thats because you're fucked up off a 40 and two blunts you had during the game

>>12546875
there are ants all over the roll

>>12544878
the way my dad used to make them
rip dude

>>12554624
>>12557415
samefag

The best way to cook a hot dog is on a grill. The second best way is split down the middle then pan fried in butter until browned.

Best way is in a boiling pot of water

First, bring a pan of beer and onions with whatever spices you want to a simmer (NOT a boil) over an open fire. Put your hotdogs in, and let them simmer for 10 minutes or so.
Then take them out and put them over the coals until they're blistered and the skin is getting crispy.
Take them off, put in a soft and fluffy hotdog bun with a squiggle of mustard (optional), and there you have a perfect campfire dog.

>>12558213
Lol, fuck, I forgot to say to add some of the beer cooked onions.

soup

>>12558387
>first image that came up.
>looks like cat vomit

>>12558387
>>12558431
This one looks even worse, like a gas station toilet.

>>12544878
the czech way

>>12551645
Shit looks basic and gross as fuck

Is this actually a thing people do with hotdogs?

I split my hotdogs lengthwise before pan frying them, but I put them into a regular bun and don't keep it flat like this picture. I couldn't even find any results on google to see if it had a proper name, but my mom used to always do it growing up.

>>12544878
Over a campfire at 2am in the mountains with your bros

>>12544881
Jesus Christ

>steamed bun
>pan seared dog
>mustard
>raw onion
>sauerkraut
>possibly mayo if you're into that sort of thing

I like grilled hotdogs with mustard and onion.

>>12546875
Portillos?

>>12544878
Grilled hotdog with a toasted bun topped with white onion, mustard, mayo, pickles, and a small amount of ketchup.

>>12544878
For toppings, I go with chili and diced onions below the dog, then cheese and ketchup on top, then I season with pepper and old bay. Inb4 why Old Bay, I’m a Baltipoor fag so I can’t help it.