/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12542838
You want me to make fun of the food at your office potluck. I won't give you the satisfaction.

>anon has a job
:)

>>12542838
holy shit that looks absolutely fucking foul

>>12542838
There’s like ten different foods there wtf

do wagies really cope like this

>>12542870
Yes, but even so, you are still the lowest on the totem pole NEET.

>>12542838
what the holy fuck is this???

>>12542877
ragie wagie ragie wagie ragie wagie

>>12542881
Bigos. Look it up. Good stuff.

The pasta salad was my favorite though.

>>12542888
I brought this.

>>12542901
Id eat it anon

Here we all are!

>>12542882
>ragie wagie ragie wagie ragie wagie

>>12542888
Look at all of those fat disgusting office women. Why is every office like this?

>>12542901
i see my coworkers and obverse their behaviors. i would never eat any food prepared by my coworkers.

>>12542888
Nigga mad dogging you.

>>12542944
There's a cutie on the right in the next one

>>12542888
I'm giving 10 to 1 odds you get food poisoning from one of those dishes. Never trust office swine cooking food.

This is why potlucks should have themes.

>>12542944
welcome to 'murrica. i work in an office with about 100 people. of all the women in office, i probably weigh less than 2 of them. i'm a dude, BTW

>>12542965
*observe
LOL

>>12542979
I'm live in the states too but I can't figure out how after sitting on your ass all day browsing faceberg stuffing their faces these people can't be bothered to walk for an hour after work or something.

Meet drowned in sauce always ends up at potlucks for some reason. I don’t know why.

>>12542922
Look at this dumb bitch acting like you're taking a pic of them

>>12542991
obviously you don't have children

>>12542991
i have one coworker that's easily a deuce and a half. every morning she has some sort of fast food breakfast. washes it down with a slim fast. one morning, she held up the slim fast after downing a sausage mcgriddle and hashbrowns and said "these things don't work". true story. the same day, a group of us went to lunch...she ate an entire monte christ sammich and a banana split.

>>12542997
she can get the pipe

>>12543009
walk the mall on your lunch break

>>12542997
Hey that’s our CEO you’re talking about.

>>12543023
She's a cute little jewess.

What's the deal with them red cup things? They're starting to show up in Europe now. Is it a conspiracy?

>>12543012
>washes it down with a slim fast
Jesus Christ, college degrees really aren't a measure of intelligence are they.

>>12543019
My work actually has a full gym available on site and still nobody uses it. But goddamn if they make a bunch of excuses to not use it.

>>12543041
>educated don't mean intelligent

>>12543018
This

>>12543023
Reminding me of the high school principal in Breaking Bad

>>12543023
what a naughty little minx

>>12543085
Here she is with some other senior management at a picnic from last year.

>>12543125
Here she is dancing (she's a dancer outside of work).

>>12543125
even has a no glasses look for when she puts on the tiny skirt. unf
big girl in the back is looking for attention too, looks like

>>12543125
Close call

>>12543134
oh, shorts. even so

>>12543023
>>12543125
Fucking creep

hope you get fired

>>12543134
You're gonna end up getting doxxed if you keep posting photos.

>>12543023

I wouldn't mind working a little overtime with her, if you know what I mean. I mean I'd like to fuck her. With my penis. In her vagina.

>>12543134
>she's a dancer outside of work

Anon, are you stalking your boss? This can't end well...

>>12542838
Who else works in a mandatory fun office?
We had a mandatory mortal kombat tournament last week

>>12542944
That's just the US, or are you one of those retards who pretends we aren't the 12th fattest nation with a 38% obesity or blame it on a fraction of the population who happen to be alternatively hued?

>>12542997
She looks like what Sarah Palin would look like if she had a brain.

>>12543134
Why is she standing in a piss pool?

I don't know if I'd eat anything my coworkers made, but an older womans husband grows peppers and makes hot sauce and she gave me a jar because I always help her fix her virus infested phone.

>>12542881
why in the fuck would someone stink up the office with that shit
>>12543023
tell some stories about this babe

>>12542881
Looks like sausage cooked in kraut.

>>12543356
Well, her facade is that of a nice, wholesome person. Underneath it all, though, she's as ruthless and sociopathic as any executive you'd ever meet.

>>12543419
Oh, and this is her second-in-command.

>>12543419
I feel for you anon
at least you have some fun with the job
what kind of "dancer" is she

>>12542888
>>12543023
>>12543125
>>12543134
>>12543419
>>12543436
I hope you get doxxed anon

>>12542901
Are you really this much of a fucking weeb that you needed to include the katakana script?

>>12542838

that looks pretty dank desu

>>12543023
Bullshit. You're fucking these bitches aren't you?
There's no fucking way they pose like that around you unconsciously. They're fully aware of what you're doing.

based thread

>ywn have a CEO mommy potluck gf

feels REAL fucking bad

It's probably not worth it but I will spend $20-30 cooking actual good food when our team does pot lucks. I also bring everything I need for my dish, people will fuck you if you trust them to follow through. That means if I am making the taco meat, I am bringing tortillas and all the fixings as well. Yes you also bought tortillas. Too bad bro. Take that shit home.

If I didn't we we have to subsist on incorrectly cooked Facebook recipes, crock pot 'crack dip' and bbq sauce meatballs (I spy them in OPs pic), and grocery store cookies.

>>12542965

100% agreed

>>12543436
Second in command is where the party is.

>>12543456
Fuck off faggot.

post more of this little whore

>>12543419
brapbois where you at?
don't make me do all the work for you

who is this proportional braphog?

>>12543736
jesus christ we are truly hivemind

>>12543736

Imagine the smell after a plate of >>12542838

>>12543736
>>12543748
>>12543757

lol incels

>>12543706
That looks like Laurie Penny. Get better taste.

>>12542922
>posting picures of your workplace on 4chan
wew lad

>>12542838
I feel awful for all of OP's coworkers, having to deal with his autism and borderline illegal sexual predation

>>12543785
give birth

>>12543436
>>12543419
are your bosses sisters? they both have fucked up noses
tell us how bad it is OP to work for two women

>>12543790
Great post, give me some more /pol/ one-liners for when you get called out for being an underage retard. "Dilate!" "Discord Tranny!" "Seething!"
Fucking mongoloid

>>12543803
cope

>>12543809
Perfect! Which other ones did I forget?

>>12543736
>>12543748
brapper hivemind

>>12542838
looks like it fuckin stinks

>>12543757
psht, nah. i've seen a pussy and asshole up close, and i don't care much for the thought of either of them passing air. i was just doing it as a favor. don't worry your little heart babe

>>12543809
>>12543818
Come on kitten don't be shy I'm sure you have some more zingers loaded up

>>12543803
>give me some more /pol/ one-liners
nigger

>>12543833
That's old hat I'm talking about those spicy retorts when these children are called out for being autistic virgins

A fucking food and cooking thread made me feel bad that I work in a Male dominated field and cant find a gf

>>12543830
obsessed

I fucking hate office potlucks.

Jesus fuck, there is nothing more hit or miss than the office pot luck. The fat middle aged broads, they can't do shit right. Meatballs and sauce the whole day. Young yoga chicks? Hope you like vegan 'whatever'. The bosses sweet but kinda dumb wife? Melted cheddar on canned chili over cream cheese. Lazy cunts and the men? Napkins, plates, forks, refreshments, veggie/cheese platter, chips, pretzels and cups.

Desserts? I made you fuckers brownies. Fuck you, yes they have nuts. Eat it pig.

There was a time I gave a shit, did some banging venison chili, but my soul has since eroded to a nub and am dead inside. Don't cry for me, cry for OP who is about to get fired or more likely has already lost his job and this is petty revenge.

>>12543868
Love it! Oh these are good

>>12543054
Exactly.

>>12542901
Kill yourself

>>12543023
>>12543125
>>12543134
You could lose your job for having taken these. You already posted what you brought to the potluck, which makes it easier for them to find out it was you who took these. Fucking retard

>>12543912
>lose your job for taking pictures at a public event

yeah right

>>12543201
I don't understand.

Why have none of you autists found OPs boss and sent her this thread yet?

>>12543912
Not only that, he made shit that has Japanese fucking kanji on it.
Who THE FUCK does this in a public work place?
This weeaboo is probably the office weirdo, anyways.

>>12543920
Ah yes, the public office building and the public office party, of course! And then posting these public photos on an imageboard with her public permission of course.

>>12543933
Don't forget that one of those photos is of her sticking out her ass (not at an event). Totally innocent.

>>12543920
Idiots like you are what the internet was made for. Jesus fuck I'm glad I'm not a fucking moron.

>>12543948
"Hey guys here are multiple pictures of my boss, many of which are sexual in nature, and yes I called her ruthless and sociopathic with a nice facade, but no I don't think it was a bad idea to post all this with the food from my office potluck, there's no way anyone from work could stumble across these pictures and posts."

>>12542838
Looks pretty good desu

this is my favorite thread on /ck/ right now

>>12543125
He's a big guy

>>12543925
Because we're not tumblrista crybabies. Who gives a fuck?

Should I bother making low rank gear to upgrage them? I really don't want too..

>>12543925
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>>12543933
>>12543948
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>>12543974
>REEEEE REPORT HIM REPORT HIM REEEE
cry more

>>12544062
>>12543803
Oh hey you're back! We missed you bud and your original humor and witty retorts.

>>12542838
I thank the Gods everyday that I don't work in an office desu.

>>12544072
(you)

>>12543974
>sexual in nature,

You need to get out more m8

>>12544080
Yeah bro these shots of her from the waist down and her dancing from behind are totally normal and non-sexual it's ok there's no need to involve HR

>>12544094
with how mad you are about this i'd have to say you're the frumpy overweight 20 year old intern who's mad the office chad won't flirt with her

>>12544107
grrr i'm so mad! lol u got me, just a saaaad roastie ;_;
Anon and I'm not joking here where on the spectrum are you

>>12543237
>Mortal Kombat tournament
are you the autistic guy they hire for "diversity?"

>>12543437
erotic

>>12543467
he's a shitskin trying to look quaint.

based

>>12543436
>>12543456
The lanyard on background chick is the key.

>>12542838
Describe your hottest coworker, you faggot.

>>12543925
This is the state of summer and zoomers, what a horrid combination.

>>12542838
all of it garbage on top of garbage
may as well not eat anything

>>12544176
It's why m00tykins left, he saw the writing on the wall

>>12544056
UUUU

>>12544152
Jane May's Network?

>>12542922
>all the nonwhites at their own table

>>12542922
>All these people talking and eating together while anon lurks on his phone in the corner taking occasional creepshots of people

>>12542901
Good shit, anon. I'd be excited if someone brought that.

>>12544230
Save Mary's ??

>>12542838
Honestly looks like it could be a sampling of any of my family potlucks. I can only imagine how much worse they'd be if we lived in a flyover state.

>>12543237
we had mandatory paintball and hikes

...

>a /ck/ thread with actual content
Woah....

so did the seething faggots itt find him or is our lovable trickster going to get away with another one?

>>12542978
The theme is carbs and shitty meat.

>>12542838
>Go to uni potluck with other medical students
>Cook beef lasagne for it - recipe I was refining at the time
>Throw some homemade vegan brownies in too for the few vegans in the group
>See the spread
>Pringles
>Doritos
>Supermarket hummus
>Stale store bought baguette
>2 apples
I fucking hate foodlets

>>12544711
They eat and compliment your food at least, right?

>>12542901
>Stale rice
No thanks desu

>>12542901
Kek, well played

>>12543926
That's not kanji you fuckin retard, that katakana

t.weeb

>>12543023
why are jewesses so fucking hot lads?

>>12544152
St. Mary's Hospital in Waterbury, CT. Wagecages mean these people are on the admin side so most likely IT or billing office

>>12545188

She's objectively attractive, but I can't find her attractive.

>>12542888
I like how almost everyone has/had that same crockpot growing up.

>>12543456
Why? Fucking loser

>>12545238
is it cause you're gay?

>>12543845
Christ you’re mad a fuck. Fucking loser lmao