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12529472 No.12529472 [Reply] [Original]

Hey. I post my pizzas here from time to time. You faggots have given mixed reviews on them.

Here is my latest pie. Gouda with ham, fresh mushrooms, and green peppers.m Standard raw crushed tomato sauce with standard herbs. Please r8 and tell me if this pie would get me some pussy.

>> No.12529491
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12529491

Standard basic bitch pizza m8. I bet you're American.

Since you are a pussy, you've already got some pussy. Congrats.

>> No.12529492

Would you fu/ck/ my pie?

I'd fu/ck/ my pie.

>> No.12529496

>>12529491
>Gouda
>basic pizza ingredient
Select one and only one.
Are you the same Italian fuck from the Greek food thread?

>> No.12529498

>>12529491
Hased boss

>> No.12529573

>>12529472
I would have left it in for a few more minutes to let the cheese 'brown'. If you did that, 6/10, would not have sexual relations with you.

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12529580

>>12529573
How about this one?

>> No.12529672

>>12529472
mushrooms don't belong on pizza.


The problem is, all this talk about how mushrooms are bad for you and that they only make you feel sick when sliced with raw eggs is a bit of a misnomer. They can help you fight off an intestinal parasite, and they're also rich in phytochemicals, which can help slow down the progression of cancer and heart disease.

I don't see the point of people telling anyone, including my friends and family in California, not to eat mushrooms if they like them.

"They're good for you. They've got a host of nutrients that are good and make you feel good."

But to give mushrooms another word, they're bad in just about every way.

If you're going to eat mushrooms, you need to do so with the right care – and that includes not eating them raw.

Most people don't even realize they're allergic. Most people eat raw mushrooms, which we're supposed to attribute to "sensory stimulation." (Yes, my reaction is kind of crazy, because even raw meat does not have the chemical messengers required to have a sensorial effect.)


What's the point in trying to force a sensitive mushroom person to try to eat it raw if all she'll get is, "Oh God, I can't believe you'd cut mushrooms in a pizza"

>> No.12529694

>>12529580
Sorry, still would not sexual.

>> No.12529699

>>12529472
>>12529580
stop putting green peppers on your fucking pizzas.