/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12528979
Nah, I wish I did though. It's pretty based.

>>12528979
You can crossbreed any plant with the right growing conditions.

>>12528979
Are you fucking thick or something, salt doesn't grow on plants you fucking plank.

>>12529123
lol cmon son

>>12528979
>Lawry's
my absolute nigga

>>12529123
bullshit i have salt plants in the backyard growing wild

>>12529138
What's so funny, it doesn't.
>>12529145
Whatever retard, you have low IQ plants and your diet is 100% low IQ plants.

>>12529157
https://www.invasivespeciesinfo.gov/profile/saltcedar

lol cmon son

>>12528979
Perhaps it's a result of Trinity.

>>12528979
>salt plants
ignoring your retardation, you made me want to make some garlic bread.

>>12528979
Incredible!

>>12529162
Idiot,.a horse chestnut tree doesn't grow fucking horses.
>Lol c'mon son
No you cmon son

>>12529170
>Incredible!

You fags have to be joking me, you mean that cheddar cheese doesn't grow on cheddar trees? GTFO! What about swiss chez?

>>12529162
yeah pretty sure they don't extract salt from this for global distribution lol

>>12529190
Swiss cheese has to be imoprted from Sweden.

>>12529192
Lol cmon son

>>12529192
>salt doesnt grow on plants!
>*proceeds to read about a plant that literally produces salt in such quantities as to render the land uninhabitable to any other plant species*
dilate ;)

>>12529202
Oh, so from Swedish trees?

>>12529202
I meant Switzerland, sorry.

0/10
you know who you are.

>>12529123
>he's never seen a salt plant

>>12529219
You replied so it a good 3/10. Thanks.

>>12529217
It happens on a Saturday night.

>>12529123
>t. city slicker who doesn't know the first fucking thing about where his food comes from

>>12529229
>Saturday night
It's Sunday morning here though, where you from Japan lol.

>>12529238
>t. flyover who has sex with his parents
There is no such thing as a salt plant you inbred, go back to your tower and cry about your bells.

>>12529250
Quasimodo was the doctor not the monster you fool.

>>12529250
You must be over 13 to post here

>>12529239
Sunday morn here on the eastern seaboard of the USA as well but not knowing where you were from I figured california for you and it's still Saturday night there.

>>12528979
garlic salt is the secret sauce that gives this recipe its amazing flavour. Once you have made the sauce, you can drizzle on any variety of pasta. Serve it up with a good dollop of cream cheese and fresh Parmesan or any other cheese you fancy!
3.8 from 15 votes Print Zucchini Pizza with Quinoa and Parmesan Sauce Sauce (Pizza with Quinoa and Parmesan Sauce ) is a vegan pizza cheese with quinoa and vegan sauce made entirely in sauce! Course: Dessert Servings : 12 Calories : 222 kcal Author : Vegan Richa Ingredients 5 slices quinoa (or gluten free gluten free flour) or breadcrumbs

1/2 cup vegan cheese of your choice (optional)

1/2 cup warm water (1 tablespoon should be enough)

8 oz pasta (sliced - the dough can be easily added by hand)

1 cup of crushed zucchini (I recommend using the "Crazy Egg" brand) I used a whole head of zucchini, with a small handful of white skin (they turn out a little soft if overcooked)

1/3 cup olive oil

1/3 cup red wine vinegar

1/3 cup vegan Parmesan or quinoa shredded

Sesame seeds for sprinkling in sauce Instructions Preheat oven to 200F.

>>12529267
Nobbing your mother doesn't make you a man.

>>12529275
>Print zucchini
How

>>12529262
Are you mixing that up with Frankenstein?
A lot of people mix up Doctor Frankenstein with his monster.

>>12529272
I'm not from America, I'm just here (you) farming and I'm about to retire, I've got enough now.

>>12529278
I think you mean "knobbing".

And it does if it's your mom.

>>12529289
Jesus, read a book you mongette.

>>12529293
And good times were had by all!

>36 replies
>15 posters
That's a huge YIKES.

>>12529302
So you can't admit that you are wrong. It's not Quasimoto, it's Frankenstein.

>>12529302
Get your shit straight before calling out someone else.

>>12529307
I'm OP and even I'm confused. Only posted the once.

>>12529295
>Kernobbing
No it's nobbing thicko
>>12529309
Jesus Christ what an idiot

>>12529317
You've been spamming the thread you loser.

>>12529311
Get your shit straight before calling out someone else.

>>12529319
It takes a real idiot such as you to not admit when you're wrong.
A lot of people see the image posted here as Frankenstein, but that's not it, it's Frankenstein's monster.
Have you ever even read the book you savage mongrel.
Mary Shelley, Frankenstein?

How can you possibly confuse that with Quasimoto, which was just a deformity consigned to a church?

>>12529309
>Quasimoto
Your right it's not quasimoto it's quasimodo. learn to spell retard.

>>12529340
Fucking lol. You spaz, I'm sat on the toilet laughing my head off at you.

>48 Replies
>15 Posters
fucking... YIKES.

>>12529349
Why don't you prove me wrong or flush yourself down the toilet bowl or is your head too big to fit down the thing?

>>12529349
I'll make it easy for you before trying to prove me wrong, prove yourself right.
I've already proved myself right, the next step is yours.
>>12529342
Niiice, a spelling error, is that the best you can do?

>>12529361
Fucking hell stop, it's not me who looks like an idiot it's you.

>>12529376
Look in the mirror and you'll see the idiot.

Back on topic here,
Where can I find these pinksu salt plants?

>>12529384
Just did and all I saw was me, I think to idiots in your mirror woman.

>>12529395
Quasimodo's protecting them in the tower.

>>12529395
They generally only grow in the Punjab region, particularly at altitude. They'd be extremely expensive to get fresh, probably need overnight air shipping. Just buy the salt from them and grow your own white salt plants for when you need something fresher

>>12529250
*cry about your balls

salt doesnt come from a plant. its mined. heard of the bonneville salt flats?

pink salt is a bullshit scam: its normal salt they have added food coloring to and charged you more for.

>>12529484
>Of down t' salt mines me luv, have me dinner ready when I get back

>>12529170
>>12529180
you look like the kind of guy with an impressive hot sauce collection

>>12529603
How did you know?

it's fossilised garlic.

Can you make your own sea salt by stealing ocean water and bringing it home? I wouldn't do it, but I'm just wondering if it's possible.

>>12529275
Was this generated from talktotransformer.com?

>>12529288
This is a recipe from 2050

>>12529123
>>12529157
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>>12529192
>>12529250
>>12529484
Stop trying to derail the thread with shitty bait.

>>12528979
>This entire thread
A real JUST moment

>>12529275
Based robit