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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>How do I like my steak?
>Rare, of course! THE REDDER THE BETTER! JUST WLAK THAT COW THROUGH THE KITCHEN!!!

>> No.12527917
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>KETCHUP DOESN'T BELONG ON STEAK!!!

>> No.12527919

Ha ha, based! Let us only eat our steaks well done with ketchup, in memory of our lord and savior.

>> No.12527924

>>12527919
Literally me. Ketchup was weird at first but over time I got used to it

>> No.12527927
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>>12527911
>>12527917

What in the name of propane is wrong with this generation?

>> No.12527931

What if I want my steak well done?

>> No.12527935
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>>12527931

>> No.12527941

>>12527924
Same. I had to acquire a taste for it.

>> No.12527947

>>12527911
Me? I sous vide my steak to perfection every time.

>> No.12527956

I've been raw carnivore for 3 months
it feels good

>> No.12527970

>>12527931
We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.

>> No.12527981

>>12527956
enjoy your parasites

>> No.12528009
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>>12527911
>Reverse
>Sear
Temp: BLUE

>> No.12528011

>>12527981
have sex, incel

>> No.12528021
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12528021

>Why yes, I am an autisto-contrarian. How could you tell?

>> No.12528033

>>12528021
The fact you impregnated the hostess when she handed you the menus

>> No.12528039

>>12527927
Every generation thinks blind contrarianism is cool

>> No.12528074

>>12527927
I've taken to just filtering by filename.

>> No.12528321

>>12528011
choose a sex, tranny

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>>12527911
>>12527917
>>12527924
>>12527931
>>12527941
>>12527981
This is you.

>> No.12528334

>>12528327
cringiest thing posted ITT so far.

>> No.12528345

>>12528334
But also the most accurate. Reality is sometimes cringy.

>> No.12528348

>>12528327
>I like bad food because it makes people A N G E R Y

>> No.12528357

If you need to have all the flavor and tenderness cooked out of your meat because your immune system is too pozzed to take a few icky germs you need to be put down.

>> No.12528368

>>12528039
Yep that's how hippies came to be.

>> No.12528377

>>12528345
t. reddit coping

>> No.12528383

>>12527931
then you are entitled to your own, but nonetheless incorrect, opinion

>> No.12528391

>>12528327
I preferred my steaks well done before Trump made it cool.

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>>12528391
>Trump made it cool
Donald Trump has never made anything "cool". The man sets the fucking bar for tastelessness.

>> No.12528428

>>12528348
Yeah, that is their actual mindset. Unbelievable.

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>>12528327

>> No.12528450

>>12528416
That looks pretty damn tasteful

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>>12528450
There's a way to do gold decoration tastefully, and that anon's pic isn't it.

>> No.12528470

>>12528416
That’s beautifully fancy. You have no class, soyboy libcuck NPC bugman.

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>>12528470
>gold good

>> No.12528486

>>12528442
Don't you have a school or church to shoot up, mentally ill freak?
>>12528450
>>12528470
Sort your fucking life out

>> No.12528503

>>12528327
Hahaha. /pol/ btfo

>> No.12528504

>>12527911
I want my steak still conscious ha ha I want it's muscles to be flexing and it's heart to be beating as I look into it's still blinking eyes and take a bloody bite
So just give the cow a slap on the ass to warm it up and send it over to my table ha ha

>> No.12528505

>>12528450
>>12528476
Love him or loathe him, it is still painful on the eyes

>> No.12528560

>>12528468
That's lacking flare

>> No.12528584

>>12528560
A buttplug with pom poms and rainbow flag streamers shooting out of it has "flare". Exercise some fucking restraint.

>> No.12528718

>>12527911
I want my cow still growing inside my stomach ha ha. Just give me a just-extracted viable cow fetus and a shot of Bovine Growth Hormone ha ha

>> No.12529595

>>12528486
Don’t you have trash cans to set on fire?

>> No.12529598

>>12527911
>that new burger place cooks all their burgers medium
>>:([[[}

>> No.12529619

>>12527931
This isn't fucking Burger King, anon. You cannot have it your way

>> No.12529623

>>12528327
This really is me most days. I am a spiteful person, most of all to my own face

>> No.12529624

>>12528416
tasteless is the point of all this.
>grabbing pussy
>fucking pornstars
>multiple kids with multiple wives
>openly hates on daughter of inferior mother
>famous celebrity
>real estate
>twitter rage
Fuck the status quo """tasteful""" bullshit. I would rather see a real dude out for himself than some posh silver spoon pussy.

>> No.12529626

>>12527911
I can't believe mods havn't deleted this shitpost yet. What faggots.
Right after I close this thread that faggot OP will Green text my post and post a gay wojack, because he's uncreative and gayer than aids.

>> No.12529628

>>12528327
Here comes /pol/! Hehe, i hope you're ready for some delicious burger politics!
Putin will hang you all.