/ck/ - Food & Cooking

god i want to see his daughter get blacked....

inb4 orange fool

I hope Jas Townsend never learns about this horrid place, he's far too pure for it.

I wonder if he is ever embarrassed by the fact that he's the most masculine man out of his entire reenactment group, the rest are turbolards and soyboys that can't handle an axe.

>>12527857
>dabs on your shitty youtube channel

>combines ??? of spelt and ??? of cornmeal with "some" water to make a fucking ball of sand
>leavener is a chunk of petrified dough from an unleavened batch made years ago
>puts loaf on some ashy bricks under a campfire, puts a pot over the dough, and lights a bunch of sticks and leaves on fire on top of the pot
>takes it out a couple of hours later
>beautifully split, browned loaf with god tier crust and excellent flavour

Meanwhile, with the power of digital scales, proofing schedules, steam pans, constant autonomous electric temperature control and monitoring, steam pans, actual yeast, and baking soda, I can only produce oily cement-dense welcome mats with a fingernail crust.

How does he do it?

Why is he so cocksure Hillary would've made a good president and why bring politics into a cooking channel in the first place?

>>12527857
I do not know who this faggot is, but I really want to stomp kick his face into a gutter.

>>12527874
so does he ;P

>>12527945
seek help.

>>12527969
You first beta faggot.

>>12527945
have sex, incel

>>12527880
God imagine how he'd upset he'd be if he already got so upset by youtube comments. He seems like a sensitive man who really doesn't want to hurt anyone or give anyone reason dislike him.

Why do you idiots obsess over this dude? It's not even a cooking channel.

>>12528054
they're incels

>>12528040
he's not an infant he just wants his youtube audience to be conducive to sales. arguably he shouldn't have tried to attack the POTUS but hey, it's easier to call people triggered afterwards than to check your work.

>>12528057
It was an extremely well-crafted criticism of the Trump administration that was presented in a thoughtful and gentle manner not meant to provoke beyond a simple constructive conversation. It's a shame that /pol/shits can't even engage in civil discourse anymore.

I prefer Mrs Crocombe nowadays.
Speaking of which, where the fuck is Edgar the Third Gardener? I was promised more Edgarkino but have not received it. Him and Mrs. Crocombe had some nice sexual tension going on.

>>12527857
from what I hear this guy cant handlewhat our prestident is doing

get a fucking grip

>>12528072
>tripfag

have sex

>>12528069
go back to /b/ incel

>>12528077
hello, newfag

>>12528069
The orange fool episode proved magatards are precisely the same as the sjws they villify and then his episode showing slave cooking sealed the deal when their heads exploded. Sad, many such cases! Really sad! Sad, really so true!

>>12528091
it's not even slightly similar... not sure why you'd try to salt your own ground to try and take down some people who you ideologically disagree with. I dunno maybe you're just dimwitted and at the end of the day that's alright.

>>12528162
That sure is a long way to say "Nuh-uh". Stay seething /pol/tard, you're a desperate shit-flinging reactionary just like the SJWs

>>12528181
SJWs are the opposite of reactionary. Consider that you are significantly more stupid than you estimate and in future act accordingly.

>>12527857
I love this man. Such pure joy in everything he does

>>12527857
I like him because I ain't an American

>>12527874
>>12527949
Y'all niggers is gross

>>12527889
He's not even wearing a hat!

>Townsend and Wife's Son

>>12528201
You realize that's completely wrong, right? They're absolutely reactionaries you stupid fuck, why don't you learn to think for yourself instead of copying another anon's talking points.

>>12528311
is this where you pretend to pretend to be completely retarded so you can wiggle into troll territory?
it's not working out well

>>12528324
(you)

>>12528054
They saw the title of the orange fool video and assumed it was about Trump and got triggered

>>12528331
well at least you know when to run, that's something intelligent you've finally done.

>>12527874
What she look like?

>>12528071
>Speaking of which, where the fuck is Edgar the Third Gardener? I was promised more Edgarkino but have not received it. Him and Mrs. Crocombe had some nice sexual tension going on.
You mean the kid who was picking apples?

>>12527857
I'm frustrated.

>>12529364
About Hillary not winning?

>>12529372
have sex.

>>12529462
Alright. Tell your mom I'm coming over again.

>>12527857
I just really really want to kick the living tar out of this faggot, ok????

>>12529540
Is it cause of his orange fool video?

>>12528343
Faggots like you should stop considering and finally commit suicide.

>>12527916
The secrets of the old gods.

>>12527945
He can be irritating sometimes but thats just a side effect of his brand of nerd. He's harmless and well meaning and that's all that counts. You are just trying to be edgy and ruin things for other people that remind you of either your own failings or some absence in your own life. Misery loves company and you want people to be miserable with you. It's normal but at least you could be polite.

>>12529601
hope you checked a dictionary before typing that out. I wouldn't want you to say something like that if you didn't mean it in earnest. I do know you have communication issues

>>12529641
I think this is the only reply in this thread that isn't some band of false flagging edgy same faggotry.

Fuck, Townsend makes good content, he's just a dork who shills his catalogue a bit much is all.

>>12528071
I like the mass of her tits but her face reminds me of AOC somehow.

>>12529840
It's the sharpie eyebrows.

>>12529840
I hate AOC so goddamn much.

>>12528071
she looks like she has a hairy cunt

>>12529720
Dumb

>>12529971
Thanks for letting us know

>>12529918
You're gonna get socialized healthcare, like it or not, boy-o.

>butthurt janny is anti blacked.com
cringe and racistpilled

>>12527880
>he's far too pure for it
he is a professional salesman putting on a persona you queer.