/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12511897
the real cringe is calling avocado food.

calling husband hubby

>>12511897
None are as bad as getting buttmad autistic about words you don't like.

>>12511897
"Tendies" has to be my biggest peeve. Grown ass men unironically talking like their 5.

>>12511897
Abbreviations are bad, mmmmmkay?

Calling pizza 'za
Calling avocado 'cado
Calling chips crisps
Calling fries chips

>calling foe """fuh"""

>>12511910
blow it out your ass faggot

>>12511932
Calling pho "foe" and not "fuh"

>>12511937
No u

>>12511897
Guac is the only one not cringe. Who can be assed to say guacamole all the time?

Lately I've been feeling like the most socially inept person on the planet. I'm honestly glad to see there's a bigger autist out there.
Thanks, OP.

>>12511897
>calling holocaust “real”

>>12511897
Other than the last 3 all of those are standard industry terms.

People say "fats", "starches" and "proteins" as general terms to imply the thing they're referring to could be anything in a category. "Veggies" is ancient and has been fine for longer than either of us has been alive. Also I've become desensitized to guac at this point.
The real cringe shit would be the "noms" and "foodie" crap.

>>12511897
Zerts are what I call desserts.
Tray-trays are entrées.
I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’
Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz.’
I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’
I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’
Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’
Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’
Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cach.’
I call eggs ‘pre-birds,’ or ‘future birds.’
Root beer is ‘super water.’
Tortillas are ‘bean blankets.’
And I call forks ‘food rakes.’”

>>12511982
This.
I'm starting to suspect the majority of people here somehow don't actually eat food.

>>12511911
for non-english speaker this is hard, I would use the word tendies without hesitation and would think I just used a perfectly normal slang word

>>12511953
I flex on whiteys by saying "feurrh??"

>>12511999
Just a warning, saying "tendies" make you sound like a little kid. Say tenders. You'll sound like an adult, which you aren't, because you're eating chicken tenders as a fucking adult.

>>12511911
>unironically
The whole joke of the phrase is that it's implying you're too autistic to take care of yourself and depend on your mom to handfeed you.
Are you hearing normal dudes say it out in the wild?

>>12512013
Feel free to go start another "you can't eat chicken tenders as an adult" thread, I'll be sure to stop by and shit it up.

>>12511953
silence cumskin

>>12512025
Oh boy, some 14 year old got triggered by someone insulting his favorite food!

>>12511897
has this bitch ever seen noods before? this got me angrier than it should have OP and you should feel bad for even having an image like that saved.

I get triggered by "veggies", it just has a dumb sound imo.

>>12512016
>Are you hearing normal dudes say it out in the wild?
I have. It was a table of over-thirty chads sitting at a table behind us in a pub. My back was to them, and I couldn't help it, I insta-swung around and stared at the guy who I assumed said it. They stared back at us, and I just gave them the most withering look I could muster up and went on talking with my group, who had also stared at them when they heard it. It's kind of revolting to hear a grown ass man say it in public like that.

>>12511910
This

>>12512067
>the most withering look

christ u gay

>>12512067
>chads
Who in the actual fuck do you think anon was referring to when he said, "depend on your mom to hand feed you"?

>>12512046
There's never any convincing you normalfags...
Also don't read normalfag there as "derogatory term for normal people", read that as "actual autist overcorrecting really hard trying to look 'normal' and not like a manchild".

>>12512086
>triggered over being withered

>>12512067
Lmfao youre a fucking loser dude who gives a fuck about words other people use
Hahahaha "I swung around and stared at the dude who said a word I think hes too old to use" Jesus fuck your life must be shit. Hahaha fuck imagine being the mature police

>>12511897
None of them are that bad but i have never liked sticking "gastro" on things

Its offensive. Depressingly.

>>12512093
If someone is grown enough to buy alcohol and go out, then there's no excuse for using baby-speak.

>>12512096
>found the guy who actually says "tendies"
You sound mad. Who hurt you?

>>12512067
The worst part of this tragic story is that I guarantee this dude imagines himself as some superior alpha while pulling this autistic shit.

>>12512095
try harder baby, maybe give me one of those famed “looks” of yours? i want to feel real fear, baby

>>12511897
>calling the security for your naval aviation wing "People's Liberation Army Navy Air Force Ground Force"

>>12512116
People like you are just cringe as fuck. Fucking lol.. when youre out you should be enjoying yourself with your people not monitoring the words other people use. I mean that's why youre out, right? To enjoy yourself? If you want to correct peoples language become a high school English teacher . Fucking lol.

Protip, People who try too hard to be or seem mature are usually the least mature.

>>12512121
The real tragedy is that you care what other people do.

>>12512124
>implying I couldn't make you shit yourself
Look where you are, and you're trying to play keyboard tough guy? Maybe you should call up Steven Segal and you could pretend to do martial arts together with your fat guts and receding hair lines.

"""""foodies"""""" will be the first to go on the DOTR

>>12512131
Says the guy confronting strangers over the use of the word "tendie." You're so self aware!

>>12512131
>>12512156
>>12512127
>>12511993
>>12511977
>>12511910
u mad

>>12512127
No, people who say "tendies" are the least mature, and I hope that guy felt like a fucking idiot.

>>12511897
Terms like "starch" and "protein" describe elements of a meal. Most dishes will feature some kind of starch, some kind of protein, and some kind of vegetable. There are many exceptions of course, but those three elements in combination help a meal feel complete. You can't always be talking about specific ingreidients.

>>12512156
>staring at someone
>confronting
Pick one.

>calling nutritional yeast "nooch"

when guac is extra

>>12512175
It's about as confrontational as passive aggressive autists get, I was trying to give you more credit than you deserved but you talked yourself out of that one. As you were, tendiefag.

>>12511897
>calling green eggplants "avocado"
>calling flavored hipster moosh "guacamole"
>calling plant lice, swollen dobber pods, and spongemeat loafs "beans", "potatoes", and "breads"
>calling toggiechumbors "vegetables"
>calling wet lards "oils"
>calling elongated gum coagulates "noodles"
>calling chewstuffers "food"
>calling cringemiester chewstuff enthusiasts "foodies"

>>12512165
>I hope a random autist glaring at some dude made him feel like an idiot

>>12512152
>Steven Segal
even your references lack conviction, baby

>>12511911
god tier bait

>>12512200

>>12512165
>someone who uses a word because they want to is less mature than a person who gets upset at people who use harmless words they dont like

The lack of self awareness is just hilarious

>>12512165
You're a fucking faggot dude and your story was pure cringe. You sound like you'd go out of your way to complain to a manager

%100 american thread

>>12512234
>Ur a fuken faggit dude u so cringe-

Shut up zoomer
*Doink*

>>12511897
>Macros and micros

>>12512179
*Arabic chanting*

>>12511978
thats a 1 month ban sir. no holocaust denial on blue boards

>>12511897
>Calling all pasta “noodles”
>Calling parmesan “parm”
>Calling guacamole “guac”
>Calling mayonnaise “Mayo”
>Calling all cuts of meat “steak”
>Caking something baked a “Bake”
>Calling something spreadable a “Spread”
>Calling something on top of toasted bread a “toast”
>Calling something bite-sized a “bite”

>calling food "noms"
I'm willing to bet you made omnomnom jokes in the mid-2000s, unless you're a newfag or a boomer. God forbid someone speak in slightly outdated slang.

>>12511897
I like to call it guaco.

>>12512216
Engage in procreomatic entangulations.

>>12512558
Noms actually physically hurts my ears

You deserve the hatred for that one

>>12511897
Calling testosterone "test". "Vitamin t" makes you sound like less of a retard than that stupid word.

test

>>12511992
based and tompilled

>>12511992
Why is air conditioner part of this list?

>>12511992
I loathe you

>>12511924
kys, it's 'go 'za.

>>12512000
>have white friends who moved outta town
>go visit them in East Bumblefuck, Statesota
>'omg, anon. u have 2 try this fuh place near us. it's so authentic!'
>we go
>everything tastes a little... off
>start viet-ing at the waitstaff to ask wtf is going on with their food
>they're fucking chinese
Is all Flyoverland like this?

I unironically call enchiladas "'ladas" and you can fucj off

>>12511992
>chicky-chicky-parm-parm

Based

>>12512200
this could all be legit British slang from what I've heard of them

>>12512046
>I don't need certain foods because I'm afraid of what people will think

>>12512853
I had a chinchilla. She was pleasant. Her name was Enchilada. I called her Chinchi or Lada for short.

>>12511924
1812

>SCHTOP USCHING ABBWEBIASCHIONS
*covers you in spittle*

>>12511897
Why are Asian blogger females like this always so cringe

Wait

Why are females always so cringe??

>>12511910
Faggot ass bitch stay speakin like a clown and imma clown u out in these streets

>Calling tortillas "wraps"

>>12511897
What's wrong with a good 'do 'za?

>Calling pizza "pie"

>>12511897
not all proteins are meat tho

I hate people who use diminutivws and baby talk and specially fat bitches calling their disgusting gut a "tummy"

The only thing that triggers my autism is people who overpronounce stuff like Italian or French food when they don't even speak the language.

>>12511897
>having autism "OP"

>>12511953
fuh..fuh..fuck you

>>12512983
Don't forget Spanish. They do that with Spanish, too, though to a lesser degree.

I can't fucking stand the following:

>foodie
>gastropub
>little bites/little plates
>"veg" instead of vegetables
>beer or whiskey "flights"
>"family style" which is just an excuse to stuff more people in the restaurant by forcing them to sit next to other hipsters that don't use shampoo

guac is perfectly acceptable as it is mexican and already a joke

>>12511992
I get this reference

>>12511953
nothing better than glorified ramen noodles

>>12511897
>calling texture "mouthfeel"
>calling savory "umami"
>calling mayonnaise "aioli"

>>12513072
>calling mayonnaise "aioli"
rage.bat
right click, run as administrator

>>12513072
Mouthfeel works better because it covers things that texture doesn't really like viscosity

>>12513090
slow down their champ we are talking about food not a bukkake party at a furry convention

>>12513095
Do you not cook with oils or fatty meats?

>>12513113
I know a thing or two about fatty meats bb

>>12511924
>Calling chips crisps
>Calling fries chips

The first two are fair, these though are the Queen’s English and you will get rightly get hanged drawn and quartered here if you don’t abide by it.

>>12512269
Eat shit and die, kike.

>>12513151
If you tried to serve british chips as fries in North America you'd get dragged behind a pickup truck and sent back to Australia.

>>12513175
Bullshit. We just call them "steak fries" here instead of chips.

>>12512414
this guy gets it

>>12512558
come to california and hang out with chinese girls

>>12513181
I'll personally kick your mom's ass if you try and serve me "steak fries"

they're only barely edible if you douse them in malt vinegar and salt

>EVOO

>>12513199
Basically anything that comes out of her mouth makes me want to kick her in the neck.

>>12513072
>calling savory "umami"
fucking this. how is it that umami became this magical 5th taste when it ALWAYS existed as savory? what the fuck

>>12512558
shut the fuck up retard lmao

>>12513219
There actually is a reason but it's convoluted and I don't feel like explaining it. You can look it up yourself but you probably wont be satisfied with it.

>proschutte de parme
>mozarelle
>par-MI-ganne
>ricotte

fucking guidos you live in Cincinnati not fucking Sicily

>>12511902
is avocado not edible?

>>12513067
>pho is just glorified ramen
>rice noodles are the same as ramen noodles

You broke ass redneck.
If this isn't bait, you should really look up some broth recipes for ramen and pho.
Major difference. Both can be suped up, both can be ghettofied.

>>12513421
just ignore that contrarian faggot.

sure hipsters love avocado, that doesn't make it bad food.

>>12511897
I'm with you on everything except guac. I just think it works as well as guacamole.

>>12513751
guac sounds like something that your nasty 50-something single aunt would say. you know, the one that gets drunk a lot, has short hair, and makes crude jokes

>>12511999
I've never heard anyone say tendies in real life. It's a meme thing that I mostly see on 4chan(nel).

>>12512035
>saying cumskin like cum is intrinsically a bad thing
Oh, no, homophobia, what will I do? Stick to the mutt variations, darky.

>>12513202
Have you ever seen her faggoty husband? I almost feel bad for him for how she orders him around as her betabitch, but he deserves it.

>>12511953
you faggot

Do you pronounce Mexico "me-hee-co"?
Cause if you don't you should just kill yourself now.

>>12513801
I said tendies once out loud and my girlfriend immediately was like

"tendies? what the fuck is wrong with you?"

>>12511911
I use the word tendies around my dad because it visibly bothers him.

>chinese food
recycled pets
>indian curries
shit stew
>street food
street trash
>sushi
gook salad
>korean barbeque
fried shit
>vietnamese food
camp slop
>asian or indian "people"
subhuman

>>12513090
How is viscosity not covered under texture?!

>>12513906
You absolute retard, do you pronounce quesadilla like kay-sah-dee-ah or like kweh-za-dih-lah? "Foe" is wrong but acceptable from people who aren't familiar with pho restaurants. You obviously know better and choose to say it like an idiot.

>>12512166
This. Information paths need to create spaces to tell their story.

>>12511903

>>12512166
I don't think OP is objecting to their use in this sense, but more their fad use by "foodies" in inappropriate context.

>>12511897
Why don't you like Molly?

>>12511953
It's [fó]. As in phone. Fucking retards.
https://youtu.be/_iOOWi17pPs

>>12514233
An entire bit about not understanding accent marks? Modern comedy is a disgrace. Bring back vaudeville.

>>12511897
I could understand protean and starch in the scene of weekly meal planning but everything is otherwise absolute shite
for my own addition
>calling any dessert pudding
>calling pavlova Australian
eat shit cunts

>>12512096
>who gives a fuck about words other people use
You, since you're in this thread

>>12514242
Kiwis go home. Why don't you all just stay in New Zealand? We're sick of you being everywhere in Australia.

>>12514236
>An entire bit
The bit is the smallest comedic unit. There are no half bits

>>12514250
There are lines.

>>12511911
>his mommi never gave him chiki tendies for being a good boy

>>12511993
>/pol/ isn't white
>/k/ owns no guns
>/tg/ doesn't play games
>/ic/ doesn't draw
>/lit/, somehow, doesn't read
Does anyone do anything on this fucking site?

>>12514363
/b/ randoms

>>12511911
Its not unironic though.
Every time I've seen tendies used is in an ironic or joke fashion.

>>12514370
Not really any more it's the same 14 threads in rotation every day for a decade now

>>12514400
Man. It must be slowing down then. Maybe it's time to resume my visits.

>>12511897
Calling pasta noodles, like a fat clueless American.

>>12511897
In fairness I naturally haven't an appetite. Sometimes I refer to foods as protein, carbs, or fats just because that's what my body needs and I'm forcing myself to ea.

>>12514568
*no appitite

>>12514568
When I get hungry before meal time and need a snack, I say "I need salt". But I would be a douche bag if I said "I need sodium."

>>12511897
>complaining like an autist
C R I N G E
R
I
N
E

>>12514593
You would also be dead in a very painful way if you tried to consume pure sodium.

>>12511897
>game day grub

>>12511978
I was going to advertise here but then I saw this.

>>12511992
You call semen ‘food’

>>12511924
He doesn’t like ironically saying “hot ‘za” instead of pizza

>>12514363
You forgot , all of /o/ are busriders

>>12513421
Paper is edible. Doesn't make it food

>>12511897
Who doesn't say guac to guacamole? What are you, a faggot?

>>12512901
How ironic.

>>12511897
I want a GF :(

>>12514243
Imagine writing that thinking its some bazinga tier response. Fucking lol i hate dumb people because they dont know how dumb they are.

>>12511911
I always say tendies unironically. Just went to a festival with zoomers and they were repeating the slang. Jokes on you tendies is here to stay.

>>12511897
>>calling noodles "noods"

Literally no one does this you autistic fuck.

>>12512836
What were you expecting? Sounds like you don’t get out much, Chingaling.

Calling >>12511910 "straight".

>>12514252
Are there, really?

I hated how whats-her-face always said, "EVOO - Extra Virgin Olive Oil" every single time. Like, if you're just going to say the whole phrase anyway, why bother para-phrasing it?

>>12515963
Hahahahahahahahahah fucking memories of like 2008. Thanks anon. Used to watch 30 minute meals religiously.

>>12515963
Because she literally copyrighted it

>>12511897
>calling xiao long bao "XLB"
>calling anything eaten after 11AM on a weekend "brunch"
>and if there is alcohol involved, calling it a "boozy brunch"
>ever referring to a hamburger as "artisan" or "gourmet", not slang but god fuck that

I cant think of anymore but the only thing on your list that I have heard and that annoys me is "noms", why would "starch" annoy you? That is what those things are..

>>12511897
Umami

>>12511992
This fucking made my goddamn day.

>>12511992
>mfw I read that in his voice

>>12511897
>calling avocado "avo"
This is a Skorm board

>>12512779
RIGHT it's all food related and one air conditioner.

>>12511897
>calling Soi "onions"

>>12511932
>>12511953
eating this shit to begin with

>>12511982
>that fag who washes dishes and calls it the industry

kys

>Din dins

>>12511897
A lot of that is kitchen lingo

>>12512827
>'go 'za
>not 'troit 'za

>>12517523
>not 'am and 'pple 'za

>>12511897
>calling salt sodium

anyone who says sammich i instantly hate

>>12517598
Swannich

>>12517598
sammies are also heinous

>>12513941
>/pol/ user
retard

>>12517598

>>12515963
its just initials. why does it bother you so much

>>12517651
Because literally every non-retard just says olive oil

>>12512067
>withering
mommies 300lb good boy detected

>>12511897
>calling tomatoes "tommy toes"
>calling bacon "piggy coils"
>calling pancakes "flour disks"
>calling toast "angry bread"
>calling honey "bee vomit"
>calling eggs "chickey clusters"
>calling sushi "fishy rice roll ups"
>only eating rashers

>>12517681
>found the babby who unironically says "tendies" in restaurants

>>12517655
she just wants to ensure you use extra virgin olive oil because thats the good kind of olive you. evoo helps you remember

>>12517723
>she just wants to treat you like you're literally 3 years old

>>12511975
I work at a taco bell, we exclusively call it guac. Much easier to say when you're yelling it across the store at your coworkers to get you more

>>12517728
it's not a condescending expression, it's cute. there's a difference

>>12517753
>t. literally Rachel Ray

>>12512853
>>12512890
Lmao

i went to a local noodle joint, and this guy kept pulling his noodles out like that woman is doing, but with his full arms length all the way as high as he could. every single time, just pulled it out, and pulled it out. what a jackass.

>>12513053
Fucking racist, hell is your problem?

>>12515977
>"boozy brunch"

Brunch always has booze, otherwise it's just elevenses. If I'm not slightly buzzed by midday, it's not brunch.

>>12511897

>calling "elevenses" brunch, I guess.

>>12517960
I fucking hate brunch in general. I'm hungry when I wake up and need to eat, so waiting sucks. Also I don't drink before the evening (and rarely drink at all) so the appeal of slugging down a bloody mary or two is approximately zero.

Also I hate eggs because they make me shit uncontrollably, so half of brunch food is not even edible.

>>12512067
Today, in shit that never happened

Calling whiskey "tasty"

if you're reading this kys

Slapping Rachel Ray for EVOO
And
Guy Fiery twice for GBD and Flavortown

nosh
nom nom nom
mouth orgasm
delish
the bomb

>>12511924
>not enjoying some 'da and 'za

>>12516946
Every. Fucking. Time. Of all the things I hate about Trump it's probably what he did to /ck/, to the point where newfags just can't possibly believe that anyone still does, or ever did, work in the industry here. I wouldn't even call it trolling or cancer; it's more just a kind of cancerous apathy at this point.

>>12519402
You're fucking deranged

>>12511897
> Calling a crescent roll a "croissant"

>>12512558
>2019
>not calling food yum-yums for your tum-tums

>>12512558
I've never engaged in shitty contemporary jokes only enjoyed by virtue of volume, because I have an independent mind capable of judging individual cases on the basis of inherent value.

>>12513199
DELISH!

>>12511911
>hello, yes is this wendy's?
>yes, i'd like to call in another one
>he's posting cringe again

>>12511897
dumb retarded subhuman chink

>>12519612
No offense pal, but what you have is a superiority complex, propped up by confirmation bias and a refusal to honestly self-analyze.
Even if your sense of humor has been perfectly tuned to "inherent value" (whatever THAT fucking means in the context of jokes) your entire life, the fact that you felt the need to defend yourself against the idea that you might have laughed at a silly noise at some point shows that you have a sense of pride and a fear of looking average that were absolutely instilled in you by your culture.
Humans don't have independent minds.

>>12514363
/fit/ doesn't lift
/g/ can't fizzbuzz
/a/ doesn't watch anime

>>12511897
>calling cucumbers "cukes"
Anyone who does this should be thrown from the nearest rooftop.

>>12511897
I hate 'long afternoon lunch' from when I was waiter. It would feed into the rest of the day; long boring services. Fuck I was stupid.

>>12511897
I bet you don't call your dog doggo or bird birbs
Go have fun or something

This is what happens

>>12518056

Ok. So brunch isn't for you then? Do nobody else can have it?

lol at OP for thinking his autistic bitching and moaning like a spoiled child will stop the evolution of language and the endless march of memetics

Carry on dipshits, it's funny to watch.

>>12514685
Says you

>>12511903
Thats actally kinda cute in the right circumstance.
Like if its a rare petname thats only in jest or some shit like that.

>>12520364
subjective preference

>>12518056
Lol bitch more?

>>12511953
Mmmm, instant ramen with some old veggies and a few slices of dog meat. $18.99 stupid whrite man

>>12514363
/v/ and /vg/ don't play video games
/fa/ doesn't wear clothes
/mu/ doesn't listen to music
/co/ doesn't watch cartoons or read comics
/tv/ doesn't watch tv

>>12511897
Most of these terms just make service a lot smoother and faster.

Cuppa.

>>12511911
so what does it stand for? tenderonies?

>>12511897
The only one of these I'm guilty of is calling vegetables veggies. It just sounds so much better

>>12513072
>>12513219
>calling savory "umami"
Im so glad im not alone on that. We already have a word for that you fucking assholes dont say umami

>>12511897
Son, have you seen the light in days?
This is complete nonsense to get triggered at.

>>12520364
Wrong.

>>12522050
"savory" is incredibly poorly defined, it's only used the way it is to mean "non sweet things" because "sweet and/or savory" is a good alliterative advertising slogan, the word itself is just an adjective for delicious, whereas umami refers to a particular taste.

eating a pregnant woman and calingher Preggo, thats gross. i will leave it as an exercise for the reader as to whether i am referring to eating her OUT, or eating her and her fetus.

>>12524711
>exercise for the reader
Hello fellow mathfag

'Soda' and 'candybar' instead of pop and chocolate bar

>>12511897
>>calling rice, potatoes, breads "starch"
>>calling vegetables "vegs" or "veggies"
>>calling oils "fats"
Nothing wrong with this autist.

>>12521281
Back off! i love having a few cuppas.

>>12511897
I have a great recipe for Mongolian Beef and the shit is amazing. It's simple and yet still elegant. Recently, my brother came down to visit us and I was asking him what he wanted for dinner. He said, "How about we do your Mongo Beef?"

>Mongo Beef

I told him if he called it that one more time then I wouldn't make it for him. He accidentally let it slip about fifteen minutes later. He never did have his goddamned "mongo beef". Mongo Beef. What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>12520431
>has never had pho or been near it in his life

>>12520364
>using the word cute
incel detected

>>12525678
>Mongo

>being a wine aunt

>>12512895
yeah women suck dude. Move in with we and let's go our own way bro haha

>>12514685
You've never had a well made college ruled loose leaf have you?

>>12511897
>calling noodles "noods"
She wasn't asking for noodles, retard.

>>12511953
You want it pronounced fuh, then don't fuh-ckin spell it like it's pronounced foe. Stupid.

>>12511982
>standard industry terms
>avo
This is literally just a fad that died.
>calling oils "fats"
That is straight up wrong.

>>12517598
>45 pics
Jesus fucking christ.

>>12512100
"Gastro" makes it sound like a colon disorder. Makes you envision bubbling gastric juices all over the place or something.

"Gastro pub?" Nah, I'm good.

>>12514685
>he never drew on a piece of paper and chewed on it to try to get through hunger

>>12526388
>straight up wrong
Um, oils are fats sweetie.

>>12513072
Savory isn't a real word either.

>>12511911
>their

>>12514131
>Information paths need to create spaces to tell their story.
Can you say that again in English?

>>12513941
haha I get it, it's racist so it's funny

>>12517655
you exclude the extra virgin part because it describes you hahaha I'm so funny

>>12517598
>2019
>Not saying "sangwhich"

>>12511897
>yummo
>delish

>>12526381
>grr why can't people in other countries just speak murrican

Most of those come from saving time working in a kitchen. You start you feel like a real douchebag anally saying the whole word when there's a single syllable substitute.

>>12525822
lol

>>12514614
Kill yourself

>>12511897
can you "fix" me something to eat instead of "make". i hate that shit.

>>12511924
>Not enjoying 'za
Whats it like being a joyless individual?

>>12520364
Post feet.

>>12511897
Spag Bol

Using "goodness" in a sentence when refering to food

>>12511897
calling mozzarella "mozz."
I hear this all the time and it still gets to me every single time.
>>12513219
The 4 tastes are bullshit anyway and "umami" just means it's seasoned. What is savory?

>>12521500
tenders you mongoloid

>>12514233
>It's [fó]. As in phone
this
t. dating southeast asian foodie qt

>>12530643
does she carry around a comically huge DSLR camera and take 40 photos of every meal in restaurants?

>>12530777
he* (he has a big benis)
he doesn't do anything relatively cringeworthy desu (but he has strange obsession at eating any moldy crust of smelly cheese)

>>12511911
You are spoiling us with this bait.

>>12511903
this one flares up my autism because I want them to be called husby

>>12511897
>calling guacamole "guac"
nah, this is fine

>>12511897
calling asians and asian americans "people."

>>12530777
Sounds just like the last yelp event I went. Mostly Asians, latest smart phones.

>>12512621
I call testosterone poison.

>>12532286
t. estro-male

>>12532305
Full blown discord tranny, actually.

>>12532315
LONDON?

>>12532419
Nah. Shithole midwest US.

>>12532454
damn I wanted a trap foodie gf :(
good luck anyway!

>>12514685
>paper and avocado are both "food"
ok

>>12532460
Thanks anon, good luck to you too. Hopefully we will both find someone soon.

>>12525678
He didn't have his but you had yours.

>>12526855
>>12532286
>>12532315
>>12526388

dilate

>>12513799
somehow I know exactly what you mean

and she’d pronounce it like “GWAK”, too. It’s also the horrific sound she bellows makes when someone says something remotely funny after she’s had about 8 glasses of wine

>>12533264
I'm not having bottom surgery. I do "dilate" my booty hole occasionally though. Also, only the middle two posts are me.

>>12511897
sushi / sush

>>12511897
When working quickly, or painting a plating with broad strokes, things like "veg", "lube", "protein" or "starch" works well. A protein (source) doesn't have to be meat at all, and a starch can be any source of starch... so to have a whiteboard with "Veg, lube/oil/fat, starch, protein, style" all ready to fill with whatever bullshit for the special of the day can actually be pretty helpful, especially in event halls and hotels... phonetically vague, reasonably pointless contractions are pretty aggravating though

>>12530086
>calling mozzarella "mozz."
Do they pronounce it "mahts" or "mahz" or "moze" or how?

>>12524711
>>12524842
Fellow mathfag here :)

What math are you guys doing this summer?

>>12517960
>Brunch always has booze, otherwise it's just elevenses.
Literally no one cares

I call sandwiches sangwiches because thats what my grandma calls them. Sonetimes i eveb accidently throw it out in public and feel like an idiot. I also like calling dr. Pepper dr. Pooper

I like this thread. This is a good thread. Lot of good people here. When the war for humanity begins, I will stand with you and we will eracite the skewed baseball cap wearers zealously quirky from the face of the planet.

>>12535568
eradicate*

But guac is funny