/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12508796
probably pudding

>>12508796
>Kraft Mayo
>Mayonnaise
That shit is basically Miracle Whip. This is actual mayonnaise.

why is mayo in america white

>>12508839
You know in the USA there are like dozens of specialty/wholesome grocery stores and you can get anything you want
it's not just walmarts, man

>>12508796
who could possibly need so much mayo?

>raw eggs blended with soybean oil
Do Americans really?

>>12508890

Like the germans hated hydrogenation. It was the only reason they had gas for their fucking planes.

>>12508896

Sorry, I forgot you idiots don't know chemistry or history.

>>12508896
I know you Americans call petrol "gas" for some retarded reason, but when specifically talking about Germany during WW2 I really think you want choose a different word. "Gas" conjures up something other than aircraftfuel in that context.

>>12508902

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_fuel

Kerosene, whatever you want to call it. It's all the Nazis had at the end of the war.

>>12508905
So we agree that "gas" was a poor choice. Lovely.

>>12508908

Dude, I don't give a shit about your column distillery. It's JP8 or kerosene or something above fucking bunker fuel, you stupid prick. It's a high level ethyl. I can't even write what "gasoline" looks like as a hydrocarbon. Write it out, you cunt.

>>12508908

I love talking to you autistic morons. Go watch City 40. Then you'll shut the fuck up and stop being a goddamn child. You fucking kids need a shut up call.

>>12508886
grims grim grim grimmy grimey groomey.

>>12508917
thanks mum

What's really great is if you put mayo, ketchup, and relish on a Hebrew National hotdog on a potato hotdog bun. So fucking good.

>>12508924

That's embarrassing. Who acts like a child?

>>12508985
fuck you, fuck your family, fuck me too. bastard asshole.

>>12509033
Different anon but I'm up for some fucking around? Do you have a big cock and some big balls? I love big testicles that shoot huge loads of cum.

>>12509053
eww no lol. im a girl

>>12508814
>not blue plate
die

>>12508919
Tell me, what does she do with the mayo?!

>>12509153
>she
Those clothes clearly say "boy"

>>12509153
Shoves it in the pussy hole.

>>12508839
Americans don't make it correctly. While we use yolk exclusively, most American mayonnaise brands use the whole egg in order to reduce costs. There are a few brands here which use yolk only. One such mayonnaise is a supermarket own brand from the chain 'Hannaford.' Perhaps not so coincidentally, Hannaford is owned by Euros.

>>12509433
Imagine being so fucking obsessed about America they know the mayonnaise making habits of the fucking country. Holy fuck.

>>12509488
Are Americans actually this sensitive, or is this just a falseflagger? I see posts like this a lot and I don't know whether Americans actually have skin of gossamer, or whether it's faggots who are actually OBSESSED trying to make them look bad.

>>12509488
>obese
>early onset diabetes
>poor personal hygiene
>mixed race ancestry
>elected a clinical retard as leader
>constantly lose wars to sand people despite having a technologically superior military
I too have no idea why everyone is looking at you, Hernandez.

Isn't mayo just milk?

>>12510678
lol no man, no

>>12509433
i used to live in upstate ny and have been to hannaford.
surprised they are still in business because price chop[per had better prices and is owned by jews.

i guess false competition beats a monopoly.
;)