/ck/ - Food & Cooking

$100 steak dinner, if she doesn't put out never speak to her again. hooker around here go for $250/hour plus transportation costs.

Semen

>>12496098
Back when I still cared about first impressions I would usually go for carbonaras and tiramisu for dessert.

>>12496098
nuts d'eez

>>12496098
IF you're being serious..
>make dough 3 days(slow fridge ferment) & sauce 1 day in advance
>ask her before date what she likes
>buy ingredients she likes(and some for bonus pizza)
>stretch dough together
>put sauce on yourself
>let her top it herself
>banter/bond about toppings and slide into oven
>eat lovely pizza, maybe make second one where you and/or her decide what goes on it.
>dessert = easy cream based dessert you make in advance and just serve IF/when she's hungry after dinner, extra points for red fruit.

The trick is not to seem pretentious or over-controlling in the kitchen. This way it WILL be good and she WILL like it no matter what. If the date is awkward/she's not hungry or you wanna BONE dessert is skippable.

all women are whores

Roast chicken with roasted vegetables. Tastes good, easy to make, makes your place smell good and you can do some cleaning while you're waiting for it to roast.

>>12496206
Finally. Somebody with the guts to say what we've all been thinking.

Women like carbs and many are scared of any pink in meats. Don't waste time with a good steak. Every woman likes pasta. Also gay shit like salad before makes it better.

Risotto. Women universally think it's some super fancy bullshit because they see it on TV. It's also retard simple to make and who doesn't like rice and cheese.

>>12496279
I don't. It's boring.

>>12496282
I wasn't going to invite you over anyway.

>>12496279
am woman
can confirm risotto is good

>>12496206
>>12496249
Samefag

>>12496117
damn my man's b a s e d

>>12496407
Have sex.

>>12496098
popcorn box with hole in bottom

>>12496279
I can confirm this, I've gotten many compliments on 6/10 risottos

Either braised short ribs with mashed potatoes and roasted asparagus or Brussels sprouts; or roasted chicken with cloves and cloves of garlic, plus roasted root vegetables and salad.
Showing a girl you're not afraid of garlic breath, and feeding her a real meal is the quickest panty dropper ever.

>>12496477
I fucked your dad

>>12496098
Nothing, I just reheat the leftovers in my fridge. Bitch oughta be happy I'm giving her that much before she sucks my dick

>>12496508
who hasn't

I make orange chicken because white women love pretend chinese food.

just chicken, peppers, broccoli, bed or rice and the sauce is just soy sauce, hoisin sauce, squeezed orange, zest and garlic

>>12496508
Hope you enjoyed fucking a corpse that's been buried for 30 years.

>>12496604
Damn grandpa get off 4channel

>>12496604
his dick tasted like skeletons

>>12496098
https://youtu.be/FWqfkUEWOTg

> skip the cayenne pepper

>>12496098
Muh dic

Chicken fettuccini alfredo

>>12496612
Dad died before I was a year old. In a car accident.
>>12496615
I'd imagine it tasted like rotten coffin, rotten dick, and mildew. So, yeah, enjoy your newly acquired fungal disease, at least we don't have to worry about you passing it to unsuspecting women.

>>12496680
unsuspecting women like your dead slut of a mom lmao

>>12496107
>Steak
How unimaginative

>>12496370
Post tits

>>12496193
>Banter/bond about toppings

this makes you sound like you have an excel spreadsheet of "lines" you'd use depending on the topping you autistic fuck

>>12496107
>goes for steak when 50% of wymyn are vegetarian nowadays
You're trying to impress a girl, not a prehistoric behemoth

>>12496098
9 incher

>>12496098
couple of lobster tails with butter on the grill and a salad, then whatever wine you think she'll like. Simple, takes very little time to prep, cook, and clean up after, isn't too filling and it looks and tastes nice to basically anyone.

>>12496437
"Anon, I don't get it... popcorn isn't a meal. I'm a bit disappointed desu, maybe this date was a bad idea. And to think I was going to Have Sex with you later tonight. I have to go, Chad's waiting outside. He said he knew you were no good. Bye Anon."

>>12496693

>>12496098
order the 50 piece mcnugget. it's not all that many calories, but it is pretty impressive to a girl to see someone eat all 50 of them.

>>12496098
Depends on the woman, but a well cooked steak never fails.

That, or I'll make a beef wellington but use a fillet of venison instead.

Lancashire hotpot

>>12496680
Still old af nigga, only 18-21 use this site

>>12496206
agreed except my mum, she's not :)

>>12496370
Tits

From scratch lasagna. It'll take about 2.5 hours from start to finish. That's plenty of time for some drinks and appetizers. It's also good for getting the chick involved. Laying down the pasta layers, spooning the meat sauce, etc.

>>12496098
Light sauce pasta (Alfredo or rosée) with some salad and maybe a small piece of chicken breast is always a classic. Served with wine, of course.

>>12496098
A knuckle sandwich

>>12496788
I'm 32 and married, I browse this place in my spare time. I've gleaned mad recipes from /ck/. Have a word with yourself if you've bought the memes that this place is some underground hang out for college kids.

>>12496788
The sad thing is that 18-21 year olds are wasting their free time and young years on 4chan. Only oldfags should be here.

roast chicken, mac and cheese casserole and the most in season veg I can find

>>12496098
I have no interest in women consisting of three dimensions.

>>12496193
>put sauce on yourself

>>12496098
>What is your go-to meal to impress a woman?
You ask her what she wants to eat and cook that.

Bitches love when you take their feelings and desires into consideration.

>>12496508

I think he's channeling his dad. Who the fuck would think mashed potatoes? Honestly mymind is boggling

>>12496098
Risotto with a nice steak, chimicurri, and a simple roasted veg. Paired with some cab sauv

I'm 27 so it's not overboard

>>12497096
>Thinking women know what they want.
Anon...

>>12497136
It does not matter you fool. Just let her take her sweet fucking time deciding and do that.

Bitches love when you endure the horrible struggle that is putting up with their slow rate line of thought.

Just let her talk for a long time and nod while smiling, she will think you are a sweet and polite man for it.

Bonus points if you booze the bitch up while she talks, you might not even need to cook if you do a good enough job, just feed her your cock.

gumbo. or if I wanna be full faggot mode tarte aux champignons with a salad on the side

>>12496788
>Still old af nigga, only 18-21 use this site
>only newfags use this site
I have been here since the early days, you worm!

Get the fuck back to shitdit, and never post here again!

Broiled chicken thighs... because all the girls around here seem to think that a salted chicken breast is the only kind of baked chicken there is. Two hours in Dale's sauce then a dusting of Adobo, paprika, black pepper, and parsley. Simple but shows what a decent cook can do.

If it's the second or third, grilled ribeye with thyme and garlic butter.

Homemade alfredo is another thing that nobody knows how to do other than pouring out of a glass jar.

>>12497690
Midwest?

>>12496738
>implying the meal would have changed anything about the slut

>not having a homemaker gf who cooked for you on your first date
Sad!

>>12496788
I'm a 27 year old boomer, faggot. You shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.

>>12497830
"Hee hee you're so silly, Anon. Stop calling me that word, you know I don't like it :P so my time with Chad tonight was a lot of fun! What did we do? ... Oh, well, you know... just hung around and ordered pizza and watches Netflix... nothing really... anyways, just stopped by to tell you I need you to drive me to Chad's place tomorrow. He's moving into a new place and wanted to give me the tour. Please Anon, it would mean a lot. Yeah? You'll do it? Oh, thank you! You're the best friend anyone could ever ask for :) come pick me up around 6, and this time just leave right away, you don't need to wait or anything. See you tomorrow!"

>>12496705
>implying he isn't hunting for prehistoric behemoths
don't underestimate the voraciousness of overweight MILFs

>>12497959
are you ok, buddy?

>>12496098
Am freshly made cock sandwich.

>>12496098
A dozen boiled hot dogs. Gets the juices flowin

>>12496098
Women might be impressed by your cooking, but to build up rapport and affection it's more about how you include them in your personal space and make them feel special.

Be open, warm and sincere from the very beginning, pay attention to little details. Don't pretend to be sexless and expect sex, this is how you lose her trust. Don't be afraid. Let love happen. If it's only sex you want, there are prostitutes and women who are just looking for sex for that.

>>12497986
T-tell me more about overweight milfs... we talking thicc MILFS looking to FUCK in your neighborhood?

>>12498334

>>12498073

>>12496098
Any basic curry

It's a fun affair to get it going together, delegate who does what chopping when, chat whilst chopping, and watch something while it simmers to completion.

>>12497928
>27
>boomer
sorry redditbro but youre a filthy doomer
t. based zoomer from. based /v/

>>12496098
Women don't associate with me unless I pay them too, and I pay to fuck them, not feed them.

Fish (halibut, cod, whatevers fresh) en papillote

>>12496107
Steak? Female here, I exclusively eat chicken tenders, fries and onion rings. If someone took me to a steak house and it didn't have chicken tenders, I'd never speak to them again.

>>12496370
me woman
she lying

who the fuck tries to "impress a woman". If you're there you've already fucked up. She needs to be your friend, not some cunt bait.

never had the opportunity but it would probably be homemade pizza.

>>12496110
based

>>12496098
I can't cook at all. I microwave most everything. I just come to this board to shitpost about food. Also, I'm gay.

>>12498376
>zoomer
>/v/
Yeah no, just stop

>>12498370
This could absolutely work if you happened to bag a hippie other alternative girl. However, this is a crazy and terrible idea for a normal hoe.

>>12496098
If you both eat something with a lot of garlic, does it cancel out so you don't notice each other's garlic breath?

>>12496098
A medium cheese pizza from lil Caesar’s. I’ll get pepperoni if I’m feeling especially daring

>>12496206
This is unironically true.

>>12496098
>tfw all the stuff I'm best at making isn't really appropriate date food
I know a cookie recipe that is the most efficient chocolate delivery system I know of, but who the fuck has cookies for dessert on a date?

Really depends on the girl and which stage we're in

For a chill girl which you hooked up with you can offer her to come have pizza at your place, and surprise her with homemade ones.

>>12498879
Have her come in early and have in plan a long preparation dish so when she gets there you offer her cookies to patient while the dish is cooking
She'll probably end up gorging up on them so make small portions of the main dish

You can make up some stories about it being a family tradition of memory if you don't plan on getting too serious with the girl
One night there was a power outage on our mum's birthday so our dad couldn't cook what he had planned for desert and all he had ready were some cookies he had prepared for *some other occasion* and we had all them and it was the best damn desert ever
Helps you bond

>>12496107
>fpwp
Most women are vegetarian or vegan in 2019
Have secks

My ex liked salads and pasta. It was relatively easy to prepare, and she would always put out afterward. Gosh, I wish I never broke up with her, it’s been so long since I’ve last gotten laid. Where can I find escorts in DC?

>>12496693
Implying you need a spreadsheet to converse about an easy topic off the cuff. You might need to see a neurologist.

>>12498896
>fpwp
Maybe until you replied.

Jesus, anon, women are whores, but thinking that they're also all vegans is just misogynistic.

>>12496107
Female here.Most women don't like steak, it's too strong and heavy.

For me at least

I unironically usually make a vegan or veggie recipe without warning her

It's a fun surprise when I reveal that the lasagna or ceviche was vegetarian and a good topic of discussion. Even if she could have been a bit closed about vegetarism, having had it and enjoying it without even noticing usually makes even the strong headed person think.

>>12498962
And then you suck her cock afterwards

>>12498962
>I do XYZ so I have an excuse to talk about my veganism
Its a DATE, anon. Are you trying to get a girlfriend, or a convert for your religion?

>>12496098
Impressions lead to accountability.

>>12498936
Also female and same.
I wonder why.
I like pork more.

>>12496098
fresh pesto

>>12496098
I only cook for one girl and everything impresses her as long as I do a good job cooking and plating.

>>12496098
My penis

Lamb roast with feta chesse, olives and tzatsiki on the side.
Bitches fucking love feta, olives and tzatsiki, the roast is for me.

nothing because i dont have any women to impress

>>12498896
>Have secks

>>12498870
Y'all some hyprocrites

>>12499070
Because you're weak

>>12498498
recipe for the fish m8?

A large fancy salad with sliced steak on top and garlic bread. Wine to drink.

>>12496206
...it takes two to tango.

I taught my girlfriend how to make home made pizzas the first time I cooked for/with her. I premade the dough and sauce and it was simply a matter of letting her choose her own toppings and tossing them into the oven on a pizza stone. Paired with wine and we had a lovely night and her compliments were nice for my ego.

>>12496098
Confit de canard with potatoes cooked in the duck fat. A salad with chevre crumbles, sliced almond, and a homemade vinigarette. I'd likely pair the meal with a decent Languedoc.

For desert, I do bananas foster. The fire at least gets some heavy petting after the meal.

>>12498073
Fag lmaoooo

Deez nuts

>>12496370
tits of gtfo

>>12498850
implying I'm trying to bag anything else

>>12500582
>mispelling vinaigrette and naming a region of France as if it was an indication of a kind of wine
are you even trying?

>>12496788
>18 years old
>would be fucking ~4 years old when this site was in its glory days.
there is something fundamentally wrong with that.

>>12501776
>Old man learns that people don't stay the same age forever. More news at 6

A tariflette or carbonara with a lot of white wine.

dont read this

>>12501856
Why didn't I listen

>>12496098

Asian stirfry.

>>12496788
>he doesn't know he's here forever

>>12501856
Femanon here. The problem is that just isn't attractive I'm not gonna treat my man like a girl

>>12501986
Yeah, I'd probably vomit if a girl did that to me. I'm too tough for shit like that and I bet it gives you cooties and stuff.

>>12500461
It comes out of the ocean you fucking tard.

>>12502007
There's no such thing as a "fish" you imbecile. Salmon is as different to trout than a human is to an elephant.

>>12502103
If there's no such thing as fish then what do your flaps smell like?

>>12496193
>put sauce on yourself
>slide into oven

>>12496098
Nothing. I will cook for anyone what I want to share with them, but if you say "woman" without any context I know they don't deserve my cooking. It's not particularly hard to ingratiate themselves to me but in general, men do more for me and my friends so they deserve my impressive meals.

I don't really date anyone fyi. I feel like if I dated a woman the kind of relationship I would demand would be antithetical to their upbringing in todays society.

>>12500472
>>12496206
Unironically correct, while men deserve my cooking men often act like complete filthy fucking whores and yet no one treats them that way or looks down on them for it, especially not women.

>>12501986
Men do more for you than you will likely ever understand, but that's okay. If he puts up with your attitude he's obviously getting what he wants. Men do not suffer thots for long.

>>12502935
Yeah, this. Somehow, men acting like absolute whores has been falsely championed, when in reality they're just worthless trash.

>>12502947
>Men do more for you than you will likely ever understand
Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa...........oh holy fuck, that's fucking funny.

>>12502960
>t. hole

fish from market
pico de gallo (diced white onion, cored diced tomato, diced cilantro, lime juice)
corn tortillas
elote sauce (1 part sour cream, 1 part mayo, cayenne, chili powder, lemon juice)

Cut skin off fish
Take out bones
Fry fish in pan
Fry tortilla in fish juices
Put fish in tortilla
Put pico on top. Put elote sauce on top.
Make 4 fish tacos per person
Wash hands
Throat fuck her

>>12502969
>t.saggy baggy elephant

>>12502973
oh fuck i forgot the guacamole. it's completely optional though and there's already enough acidity in those tacos. maybe just a couple slices of avocado instead

Woman here. Literally anything as long as it's not pre-made dinner.

>>12501942
stfu
I... I can leave if I want to!

>>12496098
Biological female or not?

>>12501856
>Man cries in front of a woman
>She doesn't immediately feel disgusted and repulsed
Calling bullshit

>>12498962
>Ceviche
>Vegetarian
That's fish nigga you ain't vegetarian or vegan if you are eating crab and squid and shit

>>12501986
Regarding tenderness and affection as something that's for women only is a huge part of why the world is a fucked up place. Please love your man or let someone else love him if you don't have the ovaries for it.

T. Another femanon

>>12503117
Post tits and then sharpie in pooper

>>12503163
Stop trying to emasculate men.
t. another femanon

>>12503166
>receiving love emasculates men
Are you for real

>>12503201
Yes. Men don't want to be doing that faggot cuddly wuddly shit. They want to fuck and then go fight other men, not be sitting around clucking with the hens.

>>12501856
this is fucking gay. Your girl can cuddle you without treating you like her 4-year-old son.

>>12496098
my ass

>>12503207
you're wrong

i'd bet it's a small minority of us that want to do that. Most guys just want to chill

>>12503551
t. soylent boy

>>12503551
When people talk about toxic masculinity, they're trying to emasculate real men while encouraging you women with testicles to take over. It's really quite infuriating that society is doing this. You've probably never even built a wall in your entire life, too. Fuck.

>>12498073
but w-what if you are sexless?

>>12503777
I meant sexless as in not a sexual creature with desires and needs. Imo people are inherently sexual beings even if they're a virgin or haven't had sex in such a long time they might as well be considered one.

If you're sexless in the context of being asexual, then you probably shouldn't worry about it in the first place. You can still love and be loved just as much as people in sexual relationships.

(English isn't my first language)

>>12496098
Bitch Lasagna

>>12497096
Confirmed virgin. Any woman is going to say, "teehee i dunno anon... you decide!"

>>12503805
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

Nothing like a good old fashioned cock and wine. And then a nice, sloppy boston creampie for dessert, oh yeah

>>12496098
Kek unironically Applebee's and it worked

>>12504104
based

>>12496098
Her pussy.
Cannot refute this.
If you're good, she'll stick around.
Let you lick her eyeballs while she jacks you off.

>>12501986
Single mother/future cat lady

>>12503163
Wife material

t. emotionally mature, masculine man

>>12505285
why do you want your woman to coddle you like a child?

>>12496098
>implying ive ever had a woman over

>>12498896
I regularly just shell out the $250 for the hooker

>>12501942
Best post in thread

pic very related

>>12496370
It's a traaap

>>12503166
>Stop trying to emasculate men.
So its fine to heavy reinforce traditional gender roles but only if it suits you? You are the worst kind of human refuse thott.

>>12496206
Based

>>12503207
Get back on your knees and shut the fuck up since all women want to do is have children and use accessibility to sex as societal clout right?

>>12496098
It's whatever you make her. If she doesn't like it, then dump her.

>>12496107
If you want a girl to put out you can’t take her to a heavy meal. It has to be nice, but at the same time light. Seafood would be a better choice.

>>12505393
Not like a child. Like a human being. I like a woman who can show emotion and kindness. This manifests as physical affection outside of sexuality. Why? Because I am a man. I don't need another male relationship. I want a woman who compliments me, not one who acts like a man. A woman like this will also help me raise psychologically well-adjusted children who will grow up with role models possessing different kinds of strengths that they can turn to in times of need. The strongest men accept that they, too are human, not machines or beasts, and allow their women to express affection. It's a tempering factor.

>>12505464
Yes. Mostly. You forgot the /s tag btw

>>12505595
No I didn't.

>>12505675
Then we agree on traditional gender roles and you had no reason to make that smarmy post.

>>12496206
have sex haha

>>12501942
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

>>12505457
That suits men as well, dummy. Why do you want some weepy manchild that cries on your shoulder and treats you as a surrogate mother? Do you want a partner/husband or a weak man that you can bully and turn into your child? It seems like you fear masculinity.

>>12503207
>They want to fuck and then go fight other men

The only dudes I know IRL that are this simplified have been in and out of prison their entire lives.

>>12505710
t. future trailer trash wife with 6 kids from 6 different dads--all of which are serving time

as a woman, if you make me anything other than well-cooked pasta with a zesty red sauce, you aren't getting a second date unless you're a really good lay.

make me meat for dinner and you're dropped instantly

>>12505747
t. jealous over the hill coastie who can't seem to find a nice guy while all her friends are getting married and having children

>>12501986
lol well im not insecure am my masculinity so i dont give a shit people treat other people

>>12505721
Yes, and they had no fathers. They emulate masculinity without understanding that fucking shit up isn't what makes a man a man. Every man can work out for a couple years and fuck shit up. Men with fathers learned that masculinity is about having good judgement about when to fuck shit up. A critical factor in this good judgement is being around kind women who act like women and show affection towards men.

>>12505416
:(

>>12505779
I'm a midwestern dude in his 30s and have white trash buddies that I grew up with. I know the type of woman that seeks those guys out and I know what they're left with--a bunch of bastard, fatherless children. Have sex and/or leave your basement. You're either a virgin or need to touch the fire 20 times before you realize it burns.

>>12496098
water with a bit of lemon, cause i want her to stay thin and not get scurvy

>>12496107
>spending $100
>may or may not get laid

you are wasting money, unless you are trying to get by on money alone

>>12496206
Baste

>>12505792
She probably had no father or a shitty, abusive father. Her mother was probably promiscuous and unkind, driving dad away. Cycle repeats.

>>12505792
You just hate women who don't conform to your ideals.

>>12505826
Keep telling yourself that. I've seen countless women I grew up with chase dudes I ran around with (who were cool as fuck to party with but were pretty horrible people) end up with 5+ kids from several different men (all within the same fucked up social circle) because said friend was locked up again. None of the guys ended up staying around to raise those kids either. Even if they wanted to, they couldn't because they're in jail 70% of the time. These are the type of men that simply live to drink, fight, and fuck as was outlined by this femanon:
>>12503207
>They want to fuck and then go fight other men

You don't have to coddle a dude or anything, but if you're with a guy that actually doesn't want affection from you, it should be a red flag. You're not that dude's woman. You're his prey lel.

>>12496705
>50% of wymyn are vegetarian nowadays
where the fuck do you live?

>>12505871
You sound like a r/niceguy

>>12505889
You're dumb and a virgin.

>>12505893
That doesn't work when you're arguing with a woman, retard. Have sex you blatant incel.

>>12505889
He's right, you know.

>>12505900
But you're a dumb virgin if you disagree with me. That's quite literally a fact. The real world isn't 4chan /pol/ "alpha" memes.

>>12505416
Same

>>12496098
Girls like to eat "light', get ramen, appears light but is surprisingly filling.

>>12496693
Trying WAY to hard to insult someone

>>12505908
No, it isn't. But that doesn't mean that you get to dictate to women what kind of man they should be attracted too.

>>12505931
I'm not dictating shit. You can go right on ahead and date those types of dudes. It'll teach you a good lesson.

>>12505931
I didn't catch where he ever said that. Just that she's probably going to end up with a bunch of fatherless kids.

>>12498936
A woman that dislikes steak is unattractive.

>>12505937
>teach you a good lesson
I guess you do know whats best for women.

>>12505945
lolwut? Is this some sort of mansplaining feminist meme thing?

>>12505943
I'll grant you tubesteak. That's a bad sign.

>>12505954
No, it's some kind of victim mentality. Just let it go.

>>12503164
That's nor how that works, newfag.

>>12496193
>put sauce on yourself
>let her top it herself
>slide into oven

/ck/ dating advice = cover yourself in marinara, force a now kidnapped date to put toppings on you, and then roast yourself to death in front of her.
Never change, /ck/.

>>12506738
Oh and you're laughing making "banter" while you crawl in. Good times.

>>12505968
Oh, so women are victims now?

>>12507137

Found the nigger faggot.

>>12498370
you idiot, you've chosen the most unattractive food to wrap your flapping jaw around.

Imagine her face recoiling in disgust as the equivalent of an olympic swimming pool's worth of balti chicken cascades down your many folds.

The poor innocent women was oblivious to the depths of depravity that you could descended to not five minutes before she walked through that door. She could not of imagined the horror of seeing your body tense up as soon as you caught sight of the saag aloo. A vein pulsing in your forhead as you loom over it, ready to pounce like some sewer dwelling shit cat.

You're fucked. Wash your balls.

>>12497959
Jesus dude, maybe you should just kill yourself.

>>12496508
You mean my dad fucked you?

>>12496098
A really good sandwich. All the ingredients are simple, but they all have ways to be simply elevated until you have 5+ ingredients that are all awesome. Like frying ham, toast with a little butter, using the cheese to form a moisture barrier and keep the bread crunchy, drying thin-cut tomatoes so they don't make it runny, etc. It's basically impossible to fuck up as long as you put risky condiments on the side. and can be done with stuff you already have in the kitchen.

if I had a lot of time to prepare, fettuccine with light red sauce and garlic bread is always safe. No one ever has an issue with that. fettuccine has a way of interacting with red sauce that brings out the flavor of pasta which usually gets drowned out by overly-bold over-seasoned spaghetti sauce. You rarely see the fettuccine/red sauce combo and that's a shame.

>>12496615
Fucking hell anon I lost it with that one

>>12505520
I didn't say women shouldn't express affection, I just wonder why you want that affection to be in the form of strange oedipal coddling as described by the weirdos in the original image. Women naturally feel more affectionate and cuddly when you are a strong masculine man, so I'm assuming the lack of strength is why their faggot boyfriends never received any affection at all. It's just that well adjusted healthy women don't display their affection through the bizarre motherly petting that was described in that image.

>>12496788
Yaaa, anon quit being a newfag. A comment or two was funny but place your small pp miss guided rage somewhere else.

>>12505871
>you don't have to coddle a dude or anything
What was described in that pic was literally coddling though. You don't have to settle for emotional faggots who like to be mommyed in order to not date sociopaths.

>>12496193
I didn't even catch it, thanks to any anon who pointed it out

>>12507765
Actually according to him you do. He also knows what women want better than they do.

>>12507774
Well women don't typically know what they want beyond vague feelings, but it's definitely not some dude who cries when you treat him like a toddler.

>>12496098
Any dish, as long as she sees it being cooked at my request by another attractive woman.

>>12496206
Chefpilled

aunt myrna's party cheese salad

>>12496117
Everybody's sleeping on my nigga's fpbp right here

>>12505710
> Why do you want
I dont, some men do. The men who do are not less manly for it.
> It seems like
It seems like you are an npc who is incapable of understanding that almost no one fits into a traditional gender role flawlessly. Hence the societal shift away from them.
>>12505679
No, we dont. Youre either retarded or trolling to think that women "mostly" want to be on their knees and man "mostly" dont want to be shown affection.

>>12505826
Pretty sure anon doesnt care if you conform, he cares that you have a hypocritical, aggressive, righteousness complex for your ideas.

>>12508568
Stfu you stupid bitch ass faggot. You dont even cook or know what fpbp means, you troglodyte. Why dont you spread dem cheeks for me and I'll fill you up with my hot man cream

You order Uber eats you incels.

Have sex.

>>12496789
Do we share the same mum?

Also, bitches tend to love salmon and avocado tartare

>>12505882
Montreal, QC, Canada.
Montreal/Toronto are the leaf equivalent to LA/NY. Lots of upper class elites who want to be trendy faggots. They just do it to impress their social group and display it on instagram. Just fucking kill me already.

>>12501986
it's not supposed to be attractive, it's supposed to feel good. it's not far off from getting your dick wet at the hole in the wall, only the mouth on the other end is someone you actually know and love; so why the fuck wouldn't you do something like this?

the problem today is that people don't make love, they just fuck, physically and psychologically. people don't make love with apps giving them free access to sex anytime they're bored, and we all act like the secret to love is some kind of meticulous calculation that only muscles and curves will only ever know.

i never abused what opportunities presented themselves to me for threesomes and the horniest little highschool/college pussy with boyfriends because i didn't want to be my own worst enemy until the people i loved all turned against me - like my own parents and the only girlfriend i've ever had. it's bad for our people's health, that kind of crass mentality.

now, tits or gtfo
or stfu and stop roleplaying as a girl

>>12496206
THIS but unironic. If your selling your pussy out for RENT free living your still a whore.

>>12509144
You don't have to fit into a traditional gender role "flawlessly" to not be a faggot. Jesus Christ you guys are pathetic.

>>12496206
I'll remind everyone that this guy knows his shit.

Other than that, I usually cook myself, make some cress soup as an entrée, 6 oysters if she likes it, a verrine of mashed avocado with lemon and pomelo.
If she's a vegetarian or a vegan (bitches live to be vegan or vegetarian), I do that Gordon's 'steak' which is just fried courgette and carrots with a hard cheese.
Icecream or something with chocolate as a dessert.

>>12504116
confirmed autist. Women will easily answer you if you ask what their favorite dishes and cuisines are. Then you make something based on that.

You’re a fucking retard

>>12509983
tee hee you're a fucking retard

Four mid pack joints and sink water straight from the tap because all my glasses have thick layers of residue on them. When she's high i'll make incredibly awkward attempts to kiss her whilst my eyes remain open and i moan loudly just before our lips meet.

First date is always lunch and a free event/attraction right after, usually a walk around a park. The second date is cooking her a meal after you learn what she likes from the previous food date. If she couldn't decide between the steak and the alfredo, you know to offer to make the option she didn't end up picking. Easy.

butter noodles

>>12509765
"just dont be a faggot"
Brilliant, telling that to young children will definitely work for sure trust me. I can really see that you have finely crafted your position after hours of introspection and consideration of the relevant data.

This is one of the times where kys is the appropriate response.

>>12496193
Now THIS is autism

>>12496098
most don't rate the steak as they scope my 3000 plasma tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMMAoc2McAU&t=626s

>>12496098
Pasta al amatriciana desu

>>12496098
Roast chicken with broccoli and some kind of rice/couscous
Pasta that isn't carbonara or mac and cheese

>>12496749
>big ass rat wont leave
this gets me every fucking time

Whoever posted meat based meals is a fuckin liar AND a virgin.

Whatever you do, include mainly carbs for the fucking later.

Couple of suggestions:

- Cheap pizza ubereats if thot

- Naple style pizza at nice restaurant if she is respectable

- Sushi if she is either a wannabe sofisticate thot or respec, go to an all you can eat / japchinese shit if you dont wanna stuff yourself with rice that kinda bloats you up

- If she is latina consider homemade carb/meat fusion as good affinity

- Sushi has good affinity with white thots

- Japanese women / chinese from wealthy family have very good affinity with expensive restaurants in general, no sushi for racial matters

Good luck with the fucking FellaS

>Kraft mac n cheese

My wife is one fucked up human. She straight dumpstered my wild mushroom stuffed cornish game hen on our third date.She said she didnt really like poultry, I then made mac n cheese for her instead.

She blew me that night, & 5 years later we're married.

I do make good Mac' tho...

>>12496193
i wanna BONE

>>12498850
normal hoes only want takeout pizza anyway

>>12496098
Very spicy chili with extra beans

>>12514434
You know, this isn't as fun as you guys make out. I though I imagined the smell. The smell is nothing like I imagined. And the taste isn't any good either.

Cock
Fatty. Meaty. Salty. What else could a woman want?

>>12507391
Not sure if this is a good post or not; someone please tell me what to think and whether or not I used that semicolon correctly.

Coconut curry or pho
From scratch no pre made jarred packaged bs

>>12498896
t. vegan faggot incel larping as somebody who has been on a date in the past three years

>>12496098
Brown rice with fish, or pork if she's white.

Heroin-chocolate cake

>>12498896
this is truth pilled. and even if they are omnivore they don't want to eat steaks.

>>12496098
If the woman isn't doing the cooking then what service is she doing in your relationship?

>>12509208
>Montreal == LA
it might be as filled with trash, but to think that Montreal is equal to LA is highly delusional.
Are you in Hochelaga?

>>12498509
Congratulations, you have the pallot of a child

>>12496098
Simple.
Crave Case.
It looks like a briefcase so you can role play office sex after you both eat 15.

>>12511764
Your parents should have told you to stop being such a faggot.

>>12496193
>>12506738
>>12506745
I'm dying

>>12505787
you are a rare breed of stupid that doesn't even surprise me in the slightest. quit pretending like you understand anything at all woodjya?

>>12496098
my dick

I took my wife to a costco on our first date lol. Granted we were friends for a while before dating but shes from outside the country so she loved the experience.

Been with her 10 years now.

>date wants to cook for me instead of the other way around

Bros i think i found her

>>12496098
Dinner at my place laced with horse tranquilizers. Then she gets chained to the radiator in my basement and will eat only my semen until she dies.

>>12516599
Lmao

>>12496098
When I was dating my girlfriendfu we made sushi together the first time she came around for dinner.

I don't know if it's impressive but it's a lot of fun and you get to do something together.

Plus she's a weeb so...

>>12505685
*Sick guitar solo*

What do I do if she's from Italy and her parents own an Italian restaurant. I'm Italian American and I honestly don't know if I can compete, I'm a mean cook but she lives Italian food. She probably fucking hates it since she's around it all day.

>>12516789
Pasta, margarine and pre shredded tex mex melted on top. Maybe a bit of pepper if she likes it spicy.

>>12515126
I never said that Montreal = LA. I said that Montreal/Toronto is the Leaf equivalent of LA, meaning that it's the best we got, and all upper class Canadian elites flock there. Not in the Hochelaga region, too french there

>>12499070
pork is pretty good
harder to find pork that is prepared well though

>>12497959
cringe, man, lurk more

>>12507743
>Women naturally feel more affectionate and cuddly when you are a strong masculine man
citation needed

>>12496370
you know the drill

>>12502935
>>12502951
A bloo bloo. Put it on your blog.

>ITT some good cooking advice and ideas
>Also ITT some anon is being a master fisherman because everyone is taking the rage bait involving men crying from affection
Guys, seriously, go reread the thread. It's either a fag shit posting to upset you or a twitter twat that wouldn't learn anything from us anyhow as they probably paid by resetera

chicken marsala or a curry w/ rice if she's from a flyover and'll be impressed by my culturedness.

>>12505393
>>12503234
>they haven't taken the mommypill yet