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12495420 No.12495420 [Reply] [Original]

>Cold leftover pizza
Literally the most flyover food you could eat. Nothing says "inbred genetic trash" like actually enjoying that slop. Who the fuck thinks subpar chain pizza is made better by rotting in a fridge for a night or two?

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>> No.12495462

>rotting in the fridge for a night
Interesting

>> No.12495581

Cold pizza is disgusting. Room temperature pizza that sat out all night is acceptable when you're hungover, but purposely not reheating refrigerated pizza is vile.

>> No.12495607

>>12495420
If my opinion was as wrong as yours I'd probably kill myself.

>> No.12495608

>>12495581
cold pizza isn't great but it's still better than reheated pizza

>> No.12495649

>>12495420
>not eating the leftovers for breakfast the morning after getting wankered, fucking, and ordering takeaway for after
lol virgin

>> No.12495652

>>12495608
If you reheat it in the oven it's pretty good. Microwaved pizza is trash though.

>> No.12495664

>>12495652
Reheat in pan covered with foil tent

>> No.12495795

>>12495420
it's obviously a troll because it uses 1/8th of the words incorrectly and so it's based and redpilled

>> No.12496152

>>12495462
OP needs to pay his bills

>> No.12496164
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>>12495420
just try fly over me in real life and not on the internet

see what happens

>> No.12496209

shitty chain pizza thats been sitting out at night is so fucking good. and im in seattle faggot.

dip the crust in some spicy ranch oof

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>>12495420
>rotting in a fridge for a night or two
that's where you fucked up. it's supposed to sit at room temperature for 12-36 hours, during which time an active secondary yeast culture takes over the cheese, as the starch in the crust breaks down into more complex sugars.

If you're unable to appreciate the quality of box-aged pizza then you're probably quite simply destined to be a philistine for etnernity

>> No.12496286

>>12495608
>>12495649
>>12496164
>>12496209
>Dude le epic party life LMAO!!! I'm emotionally stunted and have the palate of a teenager so I'd rather eat literal trash than learn to cook!
Grow up.

>> No.12496303

>>12496286
t. virgin

>> No.12496307

>>12496286
>he's never reheated air-cured pizza on a broiler pan with fresh parmigiano
imagine willingly being a pleb

>> No.12496313

>>12495420
Pretty sure many male college students on the coasts in the US have cold pizza for breakfast at least a few days per week

>> No.12496318

>>12496303
I'm engaged and have sex regularly, but if you think telling everyone to have sex as if being a slut somehow makes you epic, you probably have the brain of a nigger; this would explain your childlike tastes and stunted intelligence.

>> No.12496341

I reheat pizza in the air fryer, heh

>> No.12496345

>>12495420
>>12495462
>preserving your pizza in the fridge for one night
The literal best way to handle leftover pizza is to leave it out at room temp overnight. You get a night or two before the sauce starts giving you runs.
The temp shock of the fridge ruins the moisture content of the crust and toppings.

>> No.12496371

>>12496318
Absolutely no one cares about you two porkers rolling in your sty, and the fact that you think leftover pizza is bad reminds us of how seldom you wash your ass.

>> No.12496375

>>12496345
how does pizza stay good for so long though? is it the nature of the food itself or are food service regulations and the four to six hour expiry complete myth?

>> No.12496388

>>12495420
Why is this man making Chinese eyes at pizza? That's racist.

>> No.12496400

>>12496371
>calls others unclean when he leaves literal trash out overnight to eat the next day
I bet you're the type of nigger to say that wypipo smell like wet dog or whatever, too. Remember to get checked for lice, Jamal.

>> No.12496402

>>12496375
lots of fucking salt

>> No.12496406

If your pizza rots after a day or two in the fridge then you need a new one.

>> No.12496414

>>12496402
makes sense. I get my pizzas well done with chovies probably preserves it longer

>> No.12496435

>>12496388
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>KKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKKEEKEKKKKEKEKEKEKE
did anybody else notice this hilarious post? it' soooooooooooooo fucking funny ROFLOLOLOLOLROLFOLOLROFLOLOLOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

my fucking sides


>so underrated


this

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>>12496318
confirmed virgin

>> No.12496464

>>12496318
>I'm engaged and have sex regularly, but if you think telling everyone to have sex as if being a slut somehow makes you epic, you probably have the brain of a nigger; this would explain your childlike tastes and stunted intelligence.

>how to spot low t., the post.

>> No.12496534

>>12495420
Yo, you're a fucking idiot fag. And, frankly, that's an insult to gays to group you in with them. So, no, you're not a fag, you're the village idiot.

>> No.12496544

>>12496235
>as the starch in the crust breaks down into more complex sugars.
>breaks down
>more complex

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>>12495420
>Don't chuck that pizza. I like the toppings matured.

>> No.12496584

>>12496544
I presume you didn't do much reading as a youth, right?

>> No.12496601

>>12496584
Starches break down into simple sugars, asshole.

>> No.12496628

>>12496601
*inhales through teef* fair enough

>> No.12496636

Reheated leftover pizza is the best

>> No.12496650

>>12496628
I just wanted to make sure you realized the problem with what you were saying. Something can't "break down" into a "more complex" form, "breaking down" means separating into smaller parts and removing complexity.

>> No.12496659

>>12496435
Dilate

>> No.12496663

>>12496402
>>12496414
salt and the fact that there is not much to go bad on it.
>cured meats
>acidic tomato sauce
>Baked bread with low moisture content
>cheese
I've eaten week-old left-out pizza before. Crust gets a little tough.

>> No.12496671

>>12496435
Holy shit I have never seen such fragility.
We are going to defeat the entire PLA via racial insults.

>> No.12496677

>>12496650
but one molecule can beget multiple numerous molecules. they just aren't complex sugars and thus this interpretation doesn't work. not op just like to throw shade

>> No.12496713

>>12496235
based and pizzapilled

>> No.12496957

>>12496659
>>12496671
t. /pol/ NPCs

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>>12496957
>you have to admit guys, I'm nonchalantly hilarious ohhh ho ho your racial jokes are so funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
>yeah I'm all nonchalant guys not assraped at all

>> No.12497021

>>12497012
>I'm mad not u haha
imagine projecting this hard

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12497038

I know a guy who loves cold pizza so much that when he orders a pizza he immediately puts it in the fridge to cool it off, dude is a legit fucking psychopath

>> No.12497058

>>12497038
Are you saying he's a psychopath because he likes cold pizza, or he's a psychopath who likes cold pizza? Because one is an odd behavior pattern, and the other makes you a psychopath.

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>>12497038
your fear of food-borne illness does not a stronger man a psychopath make.

>> No.12497111

>>12497058
>>12497086
By psychopath I mean he got arrested after he tried to kill one of his ex-girlfriends and her new boyfriend with arsenic laced cookies, and pretty sure he killed one or two other exes and made it look like a suicide

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>when you go to a party and inhale 2 large pizzas and the guy hosting the party goes "There were 3 pizzas! What the fuck happened to the other 2?!"

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>when you reheat leftover pizza thats been sitting on the counter for a day or two and heat it to the perfect temperature where the cheese gets all soft, but not too hot or bubbly

Literally the most perfect food. Nothing can compare.

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>>12495420
if the pizza isn't good cold it wasn't good hot

>> No.12497141

>>12496318
>I'm engaged and have sex regularly
stop larping and have sex

>> No.12497149

how to microwave pizza without the base becoming damp

>> No.12497309

>>12497149
Better to warm it up in the oven.

>> No.12497345

>>12495652
Microwave it with a glass of water and it comes out perfect

>> No.12497532

>>12496235
this post with that picture made me laugh quite hard for several minutes. thank you

>> No.12497611

>>12497345
>microwaving water
Do Americans actually do this?

>> No.12497615

>>12496601
Have sex.

>> No.12497616

>>12495420
>rotting in the fridge
Anon, is refrigerator running?

>> No.12497631

>>12497611
no, pour the water out and turn your fucking water heater up you pussy

>> No.12497632

>>12497611
Yes. We aren't afraid of basic technology.

>> No.12497636

>>12497631
make me, homo

>> No.12497638

>>12497632
Use the kettle mongaloid. Enjoy your palsy from the radiation lad.

>> No.12497642

>>12497611
Where in the post did he say to drink the microwaved water?

>> No.12497647

>>12497638
Did your local witchdoctor tell you that?

>> No.12497649

>>12497642
Where did I? Use the kettle to heat the water, you brute.

>> No.12497664

>>12497649
Did you even read the post? The purpose of the water is to keep the crust moist. How is using a kettle to heat water going to serve that purpose, and why is having microwaved water near food bad?

>> No.12497686

>>12497664
>Did you even read the post?
No. How about put a kettle on and put it in the bread box with the pizza. You do have a bread box? Also, microwaving produces free radicals that strip your telomres.

>> No.12497688

>>12497664
That sucker thinks that microwaving food makes it radioactive

>> No.12497696

>>12497686
>You do have a bread box?
Who still has a bread box?
>Also, microwaving produces free radicals that strip your telomres.
Post a single academic source that backs up this statement

>> No.12497698

>>12497686
unless you live with a dying elderly person you shouldn't own a bread box either. oh, wait if you're a faggot then I suppose it's somewhat kitsch

>> No.12497699

>>12497688
it's been well established that microwaved food gives you tumers. read a fucking book retard

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>>12496286

>> No.12497712
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>>12497649
hey I know what I said and I know what you said, anybody can read the thread. and don't even think about deleting your post because I screencapped it.

would you like to explain yourself now, or are you going to double down on being a brainlet?

>> No.12497726

>>12497699
>tumers

>> No.12497728

>>12497712
Already explained my stance
>>12497686

>> No.12497734

>>12497712
isn't it past your bedtime, you little twerp!?

>> No.12497738

>>12497728
You didn't explain shit. are you mentally deficient? You cant put a fucking kettle in the microwave, I said you put the glass of water in so it steams up the 'za.

how fucking stupid can one person possibly be?

>>12497734
no u

>> No.12497744

>>12497738
hey alright my dude no worries I was just testing to see if you were smart. you aren't, but that's alright.

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>>12497744
>says the guy that puts kettles in the microwave

top kek

>> No.12497750

>>12497738
You put the kettle on, than move it into the bread box with the pizza to soften it. It's not the best, but at least anons won't be literaly micowaving fucking water. Fuckin hell.

>> No.12497752

>>12497748
>frog poster
oh and you need to have sex.

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>>12497750
>coping this hard
your seething bro, you already lost, I already btfo you eternally. go back to whatever website you came from until you learn how to use the hegelian dialect.

fucking pleb

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>>12497755
checking my own get

>> No.12497773

This is the worst thread on 4chan.

OP shouldn't have sex, he should kill himself

>> No.12497774

>all this discussion about frozen pizza vs room temperature pizza
Stop being so cheap and pathetic, and buy a mini oven.
You can also make great sandwiches with it plus a vast arranged of tasty food, so it's a useful commodity to have.

>> No.12497779

>>12497774
how does it compare in utility to say an actual oven?

>> No.12497782

>>12497773
>This is the worst thread on 4chan.
>>>/trash/

>> No.12497808

>>12497779
Space, time of heating and you can put it in any table or whatever. I'm not against regular ovens, I just want these people to change their distorted ways.

Eating pizza in any other way than hot and crispy, is just copping for being a cheap, lazy fucko.

>> No.12497813

>>12497782
Litterally any thread on trash is better than this shit show of a thread.

>> No.12497819

>>12497813
t. shotafag

>> No.12497823

>>12497808
depends on the toppings. pineapple is better cold, same with pepperoni and onions

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>>12497750
There is literally nothing wrong with microwaving water.
>>>/x/

>> No.12497901

>>12497824
microwaving water turns it into heavy water which is radioactive

>> No.12497925

>>12497901
>microwaving water turns it into heavy water
Source?
>which is radioactive
False. Read a book.

>> No.12497929

>>12497699
Microwaved food is not radioactive. This is instantly and easily tested.

>> No.12497943

>>12497925
>>12497929
literally do 5 seconds of googling retards and then come back with your tails between your legs. dont talk about shit you dont know about because some of us have actually done the research

this is classic dunning cougar effect

>> No.12497946

>>12497943
>dunning cougar
Okay he's trolling, everyone go home

>> No.12497956

>>12495420
I really like this image

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>>12497946
>what the fuck is autocorrect
you knew what I was talking about and you didnt argue a single thing I said

>> No.12498005

>>12496435
Imagine taking 4chan so seriously you throw a tantrum if something doesn't suit you.

>> No.12498007

>>12497956
no one here, or presumably anywhere, cares what you like or think.

>> No.12498008

>>12497958
Why would autocorrect change "Kruger" to "cougar"? And I did Google it, the sources all say that you're full of shit.

>> No.12498011

>>12498008
>doesnt post the sources
>doesnt know how autocorrect works
i think it's time for you to stop posting, at least until you have an argument

>> No.12498092

*crickets*

>> No.12498126

cold pizza is fucking disgusting

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>>12495420
>flyover
>inbred genetic trash
>subpar chain pizza
You realize that non-flyovers don't eat exclusively at fast food pizza places, right? Eating cold leftover pizza the morning after is literally the best part of ordering pizza.

>> No.12498159

>>12498130
that kettle isnt even plugged in. that guy is fucking retarded lmao

>> No.12498231

>>12497773
Nah, it's just your typical "you like something I don't so you're xyz" thread.

>> No.12498245

>>12495420
>flyover as an insult
>"you're worse than me because I have more tourists and get repeatedly blamed with proof about the downfall of American culture"
okay nigger. At least I can afford to live without working 90 hours a week.

>> No.12498254

>>12497615
trying :(

>> No.12498257

>>12498245
woah man cool it with the racism. this isn't /pol/

>> No.12498263

>>12498257
Excuse me, sorry.
Okay n*igger

>> No.12498268

>>12498263
what, black people can't use 4 chan?

>> No.12498274

>>12498268
No one can stop them, but we prefer they didn't

>> No.12498279

>>12498274
your trippin. my posts are probably way better than yours any way

>> No.12498281

>>12498268
They can but just not when I'm around

>> No.12498285

>>12498281
there is absolutely nothing you can do about it