/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12490267
They sure ate a lot before realizing there were bones in it

>>12490271
You just made the worst joke I have ever seen in these threads. Truly pathetic. Diagnosed autism?

>>12490271
Made me laugh, lol
keep up the good worrk

>YLYL threads
The death knell for any board

>>12490271
Kek

>>12490317
>having a sense of humor is bad

Miserable, huh?

>>12490281
I thought it was funny

>>12490308
based sweets

>>12490377
It's true.
It's a sign that current users of a board recognize the culture is failing, and so they seek signs that things weren't always so bad.
They're also ways for newer users to learn about old in jokes, so they can pretend they've always been there.

>>12490346
>woke paper towels
i've been asking for this for YEARS

>>12490468
Yeah, none of that is true. Some people like to laugh.

>>12490346
>specially made to absorb male tears

>>12490501
Sure thing, interloper.

>>12490501
nope, he's right

>>12490308
wow, a nigger saying something agreeable on twitter ?

>>12490523
Proof?
>>12490509
Lmfao this trumptard can't be serious. Enjoy your virginity, faggot

>>12490506
lol

>>12490346
>strength has no gender
>only women in the picture
huh?

>>12490281
wow you must have a small pen0r

>>12490578
they couldn't include all the other 1700 made up genders

>>12490468
>They're also ways for newer users to learn about old in jokes, so they can pretend they've always been there
And that's a good thing; which is why I tell people to lurk. No matter how long you have been here, if you lurk and learn the jokes and culture, nobody will ever know. If you don't, you'll forever be a newfag, no matter whether you have been here two weeks or five years. Newfaggotry is a mindset.

>>12490596
Newfag

>>12490599
>newfags calling newfags newfags

We had ylyl threads all the way back to the time when someone would cast a ck show in a chatroom and we'd all watch it together. Back when progun was around. Pol spilling into other boards is whats choking the life out of everything. A conversation can't had without it getting all dues vult. If you've ever called someone a soyboy on here, then you are the cancer that ruined this place.

But back to the point

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?
I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo on me

>>12490267
Look in the mirror.

>>12490693
Oh shut up you homo
>that pathetic attempt at derailing the thread
Really, fuck off

>>12490468
You most be absolutely retarded if you can't see that the point of /ck/ ylyl threads is to post the absolute worst Facebook food memes you can find.

>>12490783
Huh?

>>12490826
What is 201-dalet?

>>12490842
WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES

>>12490842
>those eyebrows
DROPPED

>>12490798
>!!TANDOORI BURP!!

>>12490883
>he doesn't like mugibrows

>>12490912
She's shit.

>>12490838
in 2017 they changed the key of the data, as it would lack the spectrum required if nearly every state was in the last two categories. for example, 'blue' was now considered to be 'only' 20% obese. because of this, i couldnt add in the map directly to the meme as it would not be comparable to the previous data. so i had to do a shitty ms paint redraw of one of the previous years with the new data, hence why it looks bad

>>12490923
>Ritsu not "Yells 'I won't hesitate bitch' first"
Did whoever made this graph even watch the show?

>>12490271
kek

>>12490281
>Diagnosed autism?
Yeah actually I am. Happy? I bet you feel like a complete asshole now.

>>12490945
Holy fuck yuropoors are DESPERATE to find anything to make fun of us over. They even spend hours in ms paint making fake infographics

>>12490983
they are literally SEETHING over the fact that we have such great food and in such cheap prices and in such great quantity that we are bigger and more nurtured then them. top kek

>>12491000
>bigger and more nurtured
Fatty cope

>>12491007
Go eat a toast sandwich and get off the village pc, yuropoor

>>12490826
>perfectly good spurdo meme
>just has to stick a wojak in there because every single meme needs one
I want /r/4chan to leave.

>>12490826
funny thing is, the US isn't even in the top 15 fattest countries

>>12490267
op image is reddit incarnate

>>12491093
>Unlimited stick.

>>12491093
All these "I forced a bot to watch x and make its own" are fake. Proof: words in there that would never be in an olive garden commercial, such as nachos, wings, citizens.

>>12491414
Do you think you're smart, faggot? Everyone knows they aren't by robots. It's a meme about over used tropes from certain companies/industries. Guess it went right over your head

>>12491056
huh, it's true.

>New Zealand #28
that's not fair, it's only because 6 countries in the top 10 are islanders that all come here and breed.
Similar for USA too I guess if you sorted by Africans and Mexicans

>>12490534
Christfags deserve to be disrespected.

What can't she do?!

>>12491546
Act
BUKAK!!!!

>>12490792
>we were all just pretending to be retarded!
Zoomercide when?

>>12490842
What's with her neck? It looks attached to her body instead of being part of it

>>12491624
Skin colored top

>>12491590
Pretending to be retarded has always been the sustaining quality of 4chan. If you don't like it, make lycra tea and leave.

>>12491821
No, it's "make like a banana and fuck off"

>>12490501
The problem we have at the moment is that /b/tards and general fuckups have discovered that this board is slow enough to incubate memes that can't survive elsewhere.
So we see a lot of shitposting that isn't even food related or funny now.

>>12490267
faggot zoomer humor that literally needs everything spelled out for them, it couldn't just be the picture alone

>>12490792
faggot xoomer humor of adding sassy colored people to memes with impact font, often with heavy artifacts from constant screenshotting and watermarking

>>12491093
faggot "forced a bot" meme by a (((verified))) twitter fag with tumblr tier humor. i.e "when you're here, you're here"

>>12491568
faggot zoomer humor relating to "DUDE DIFFERENT FONT SIZES ARE FUNNY"

>>12491761
faggot "DUDE ALL CAPS LETTERS SPACED APART IS FUNNY"

am i getting old or is everything turning to shit, i can't tell anymore

>>12491850
Old. "Nigga stole my bike" wasn't very funny either, but I bet you loved it once.

>>12490693
>Pol spilling into other boards is whats choking the life out of everything
As opposed to the constant plague of fag/trap/trannie threads? Eat a dick you fucking poof.

>>12491850
You're jaded and miserable. It's really obvious and I'm not saying that to be an asshole. Spend more time off the internet because it's really affecting your mental state

>>12490842
awful

>>12491850
Have sex

>>12491850
>le *oomer xdddd
go back. you're trying too hard

>>12491585
>Drives to mechanic because shifter isn't working all good a few months later.
>Mechanic opens up shifter cover to inspect for debris.
>Mechanic says: "What the fuck?"

>>12491871
What trap thread? That's b. This a blue board.
For his next trick he's going to call me a wagie.
Funny and original.

The fact that no one got pissed off about the chicken breast shows just how truly new all of you are.

Ohhhhhh school just got out right? It all makes sense now. Alright well I guess I'll just examine the wreckage in a few months.

>>12490317
This.

>>12491921
This is the most newfag post I've ever seen on this site

>>12491921
>Ohhhhhh school just got out right? It all makes sense now. Alright well I guess I'll just examine the wreckage in a few months.
Explains why you're here. Please do feel free to fuck off for a few months, or even longer.

>>12490468
get the fuck out then
And it's summer, with the obvious drop in quality across 4chan. But you've been here so long you knew that, right?
Oh no, you didn't. That's right.

>>12491850
Stop crying

>>12490267
this thread should be classified as off topic already

>>12491871
nah, he's right
this site was never meant for politics and you fucking drones are forcing just that into every single board
kill yourself

>>12492130
>wahhh uhh uhh wahhhh

>>12492130
found the lefty commie retard

>>12492099
/ck/ humor threads are planted by mods as containment threads

>>12490798
le shit wiping hand and le food eating hand

>>12492149

>>12490281
>Diagnosed autism
No, diagnosed huge dick tho

>>12490346
I miss when the brawny guy had a mustache.

>>12492130
The majority of threads I see on here that go full /pol/tard do so because fucking lefty faggot interjects with irrelevant political bullshit, baiting the latent hitlerjugend into exposing themselves.
I personally wish both types would fuck off, but at least the naziboos don't think they're never at fault.

>>12490693
'Pay to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth' works a bit better.

>>12490346
I'm considered a weak man, and have successfully bashed the strongest women I've picked fights with. Sorry, paper towels.

>>12492525
Yikes

>>12490267
>>12490317
>>12490468
>>12490551
>>12490693
>>12490792
>>12490973
>>12491426
>>12491821
>>12491847
>>12491850
>>12491871
>>12491874
>>12491921
>>12492130
>>12492509
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "ck humor" threads

Face it, most soybois will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>12492536
this bot is great at selecting random posts

>>12492509
That’s pretty accurate honestly, most of the right wing fags on here seem to mostly talk about food until some fucking moron decides to shitpost about animal rights and abortion and all sorts of shit that has nothing to do with food.

>>12492509
It's not a lefty faggot. Leftists generally don't hang out here, however /pol/tards will often bait as lefties. It's takes little effort because the rest of you fall for it hook, line and sinker. Fuck off, newfag

>>12490308
>>12490346
>>12490801
shouldn't the images in a /ck/ humor thread be related to food and cooking?

>>12492630
>It's not a lefty faggot.
Opinion posing as fact.
>Leftists generally don't hang out here
Opinion posing as fact.
>however /pol/tards will often bait as lefties
How the fuck would you know?
>It's takes little effort because the rest of you fall for it hook, line and sinker.
So righty/pol/ posts are /pol/s fault and /leftypol/ posts are /pol/s fault? Have I fully understood your utterly retarded ass-pulling faggotry?
>Fuck off, newfag
Nigga I been on 4Chan since 1972 and am personal friends with moot, fuck off before I get you permanently IP banned.

>>12492547
That’s not a bot you absolute fucking moron
I meant to post this about 5 minutes after you posted it

>>12492736
oh so there was a human behind the post? how embarrassing.

>>12492736
>Trying to force a forced meme from one board to another
Oh wow, I’d feel sorry for you but you kind of deserve all the people cringing at your lameness and autism.

>>12492729
You actually believe all that, don't you?

Top zozzle

>>12491821
>Pretending to be retarded has always been the sustaining quality of 4chan.
You should have lurked more.

>>12492511
It's "I wouldn't take a trip to Cambodia to have an eleven-year old garbanzo bean in my mouth".

>>12491758
I forgot how good the phrase "until I'm more cum than man" was.

>>12490842
this is supposed to be a /ck/ humor thread not a /ck/ make me depressed and lonely thread

>>12492167
not so funny when you realize those people are literally hungry

>>12492792
Not him, but that picture describes 4chan for as long as I can remember. It's not satire when it's factually true unless that banner was intended to be some sort of post-post-post-irony wankery. Serious posting has always been relegated to forums/other social networks that have actual repercussions when you shitpost/troll. I posted seriously on this shithole for many years until I realized that everyone was in on the joke but me and other stooges like you.

tl;dr 4chan was always shit. But it's entertaining shit.

>>12492137
>>12492138
>present legitimate complaint that doesn't indicate political stance whatsover
>"WAAHHH YOU FUCKNG LEFTY COMMIE"
you don't belong on this website, fucking tourists
go back, this isn't a politics website, politics was never discussed here before you fucking cockroaches infested it after 2016

>>12492167
i have to wash my hands after touching most cash, this guy takes the bill and returns to the food without skipping a beat

>>12492870
I'd imagine it's the same after he wipes his ass with his bare hand

>>12492870
Don't worry bout it.
He didn't wash his hands after shitting in the street so it's all good.

>>12490798
indians truly disgust me

>>12491996
The quality of the board has been in decline for fucking years you imbecile. And yet you people still scream "SUMMER"
But you never seem to be able to explain why, when summer ends, the quality of the board doesn't go back up.
Let me guess, you've been here for a year and now you think you're no longer a newfag and have total understanding of the entire history of 4chan right? Fuck off faggot.

>>12490346
brawny is run by the koch brothers don't believe their lies

>>12492130
i like your post anon

how do you cook the enemy?

>>12490842

>>12492975
deep fry duh

>>12492998
That's honestly my favorite beer but fuck, Brewdog's marketing is cringey as fuck. The beer already tastes alright, why bother printing that pretentious crap ?

>>12491911
Oh NOW I get it!

>>12491911
HAHAHA
Epic meme, friend

>>12490475
Kek

>>12490346
Strength has no gender, but some genders have more strength.
Specifically male, MtF, female (male), anything with a penis really.

>>12493141
Because pretending you aren't pretentious by pretending to be pretentious is cool. It's all FUCK YOUisms. I'd almost it rather say "this was written by an intern gccggcjmgvjmhvmjghvuyukjgcgkuvhvhvjhvjhvjhvjhvhvjhvkjhvjkhvkjhcjkhvjk drink this beer because we want you to and it makes us money and idfk you might enjoy it"

>>12493174
>>12493236
I pray for you

>>12490271

>>12490308
not food
not humor
lmao nailed it

>>12491850
it's just a website, dude. no need to get this angry over a website.

>>12491911
Based

I think this thread is proof of how fucking shit /ck/ is nowadays.

>>12490308
you can't just use y'all twice in a row

>>12493436
Yes you can

>>12492216
absolute cutie

>>12493475
Haha, nice meme fellow middle-aged facebook mom.
Can I save it ?

>>12491850
Dude ngl i agree for the most part but i wouldn't sperg out about it

>>12491850
Have a (You) since you're not having sex, incel.

>>12491523
>males rank in at #8
>w-we're not even in top 15 of fat people
Okay.
Also, what the fuck is Kilo/squaremeter even supposed to mean.

>>12494115
>Kilo/sqm
Isn't that technically a unit of pressure?

>>12490798
Based and curry pilled
Seriously sad that westerners can't enjoy food like this

>>12491996
SUMMER has always been a meme. mootles admitted years ago that there isn't a significant uptick in traffic when the kids get out of school for the summer.
We reached peak newfagging during the election cycle back in '16 when EVERYONE was on /pol/, and all the newfriends that stayed have changed board culture as a result. I've been on 4chan for about a decade now, before /pol/ and plenty of other boards existed, but the last two years alone have brought more cultural shift than what I had observed in all the years prior to The Great Meme War.
Like it or not, the internet is an operational battlespace in the information war, 4chan is a major theater of war, and /pol/ is the endless trench battle.

tl;dr - it ain't about summer, friendo.

>>12494134
It is, but what the fuck does that have to do with BMI. Unless it's meant to convey that the average guy there would exert that particular amount of pressure to the ground, if both his feet combined took up the space of exactly one square meter. Because that kind of information would be super useful. Not.

>>12492765
ikr? imagine being that new XD

>>12494173
I think we should start using pressure instead of weight when talking about obesity. Fuck the BMI, we're using the BPI now. Wanna eat another donut? Too fucking bad, should have been born with bigger feet you walking newtonian disaster.

>>12493317
lol based weebs calling her out for being a coalburner, max zez

>>12492535
>Yikes
have sex

>>12492869
cry more faggot lel

>>12492630
Achually, it's tumblr shitposting in /pol/s name, because they have some weird idea that mook will delete one of his top 5 traffic generators if they smear them hard enough.
Obviously that will never work, but it's not like silly nonsense like logic has stopped tumblr crusaders before.

>>12491850
seethe

>>12492167
that miss hanging around in the far right is a qt

>>12494264
you have to go back >>>/b/angledash

>>12492662
>>12490308
>>12493315
>Jesus
>not /ck

"“I am the Bread of Life” -John 6:35
He's the original bread poster

>>12494273
I'm a spaniard uwu

>>12490798
They forgot the part where you poo in the loo

>>12490267
I seriously did buy a spicy chicken pizza from some shithole kebab shop in Glasgow and it had loads of tiny bones in it. Chicken generally doesn’t have bones this small, God knows what meat it actually was. Absolutely fucking revolting.

>>12494344
Children's finger-bones.

>>12490826
What actually changed after the 90s that made world so fat?

>>12494375
Stress eating after the trauma of 9/11

>>12490798
this isnt real right? no one in india would do something so disgusting

>>12490842
A literal 10/10 girl eating delicious food, results in hordes of angry fat virgins pathetic enough to pretend they're not desperate for both.

>>12494393
hi virgin

>>12494397
hello

>>12494166
>SUMMER has always been a meme. mootles admitted years ago that there isn't a significant uptick in traffic when the kids get out of school for the summer.
Just to elaborate on what you said here, moot said that there's not an increase but a decrease in traffic and that the reason the summer meme came to be is because most of the quality posters have something to do and you're left with the shit ones that are at it at large.

>>12494382
This is literally how Indians eat.

>>12494460
so its not an exaggeration? these are the same people who wipe their ass with their hands and think toilets will kidnap their children

>>12494501
It is slightly exaggerated yeah; most of the time they will have bread in their hands while they eat so not usually full fingering some curry/chutney but yeah no utensils.
They will pick out some pieces of larger meat/potato with their hands though.

>>12490842
who is this she's perfect

>>12490923

>>12494519
I've seen indians grab a handful of rice and then sort of use that as a barrier to scoop up curry with.

>>12490271
i dont get it

>>12494546
My GF's mom is ethnically Indian and I don't think I ever saw her use a utensil at home.
At restaurants she will but at home she just shovels that shit into her mouth by hand.

>>12494565
How do I acquire a curry waifu?

>>12494592
just bee ureself.

>>12494551
google "boneless pizza" and try to understand modern humor

>>12494611
The boneless meme goes back a really long time. It's not really modern humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-QkMaCS7CU

>>12494592
Find an indian online and ask her to marry you. There's a billion people in the damn country and most of them are desperate to get out of there. You'll have your fucking pick of indian waifus, surely at least some of them will be moderately attractive. Just make sure she doesn't spend enough time in the country to qualify for citizenship.

>>12490798
every time i see this i am disgusted a little more by it. i hope it's a joke

>>12491568
sneed

>>12491996
OH, look!
It's eggs, by Joe Rogan!

>>1249437
Low fat foods became the common ((((((healthy)))))) choice even though they replaced the fat with copius amounts of sugar

>>12491542
>t.seething sodomite

>>12492662
'humor' threads are just umbrellas for reddit posting

>>12491911
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAHA YES INDEED THAT IS FUNNY JOKE YES YES YES YES HAHAHSHSAAÄAAAAA

>>12492130
>blooh blooh blooh people have opinions i don't agree with

>>12490693
soyboy
lol i browse reddit for the cool stuff this is where i post when im banned from either reddit or discord
kappa

>>12494083
Huh?

>>12491745
Is this real?

I just ate a nacho cheese Doritos and for a second I felt like Drake in the music video for sicko mode when he was in free fall and it zoomed in to show a fatass stripper twerking on his eyelid.

>>12491871
all of those i see outside the boards they belong in are /pol/ baiting other /pol/tards into being mad and countertrolling. /news/ed to be alright, and now instead of arguing using a source to back up your claims, everything is just met with "dilate"

>>12492729
It was STARTED by fucking teenagers. What a stupid image. And who do you think posted here since the beginning? They're fucking teenager friends they told about it.

>>12494173
i guess BMI is a measure of density

>>12492949
You idiots say this every year.

>>12490693
he’s right you know

>>12492975
Belgian one looks straight outta Metal Gear

>>12491585
AHHHHH STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>12490798
Based

>>12491850
redditors HATE him
Click here to find out how one man ruined a bunch of zoomers' good time with one simple trick

>>12490801
Based

>>12490842
Another anon pointed out she stuffs the bite of donut into her cheek and pretends its not there

Such is life in hollywood

>>12491850
>Am i getting old
No youre just the same as them, cringing and loudly voicing opinions nobody cares for

Grow up

>>12495083
>a bloo bloo I'm so upset about trannies and blacks, I must share it with the Food and Cooking board

>>12490295
made me flinch

>>12493475
Based
>>12494083
Based
>>12495320
Based

>>12492729
I've been on this site for twelve fucking years, and the only thing that has changed is that technology has advanced far enough where I don't have to noko my own posts and I will never be without my FoTM anime girl in the bottom right corner of my screen. Oh and WEBMs.

>reddit/tumblr invaded
gb2gaia 2.0, nothing changes

>pepe/wojak spam
And before that it was advice-what-the-fuck-ever, demotivationals, coolguy, cockmongler, you fucking name it. Nothing changes.

>internet activism
Chanology

NOTHING. HAS. FUCKING. CHANGED. The irony of the image you posted is that it, too, smacks of a 16-20 year old who is way too smart for this shit and spent all of a year lurking this shithole and acting as if they joined some sekrit club. News flash, the secret has been out for more than a decade.

>>12495577
been here 11 now, and desu i think theres something to the "4chans become shit" narrative. yeah, 4chan was always shit but even the shitposts have slowly but surely degraded in quality. aside from the massive increase in numbers over the years that inevitably follows the growth of the internet and 4chans increased attention theres also a certain qualitative difference in the posters themselves. i see a lot more earnest nastiness than i used to. yeah /b/ and the like was always edgy, but it was a joke, bants were had and it was all in good fun. now i see people posting with what genuinely seems like fucking nastiness in their hearts, a sincere want to hurt others they dislike. it seems less to me that 4chan has changed than it has the old shit has been corrupted further. leejun and secrit club shite that always used to exist has now morphed into le fuck morals were evil xd. could just be me getting older, but this is the vibe ive been getting from chan cultures over the last few years.

>>12493469
How is she going to remove all those eggs without overcooking them? :(

>>12493436
There’s a missing , nigger

>>12496470
Take them off in the order that you put them on.

>>12492171
Huge balls for me... not as impressive

>>12496470
you can't overcook an egg

>>12495215
It stopped being alright when these faggots started embracing the stormniggers instead of laughing at them.

I miss space elevator threads.

>>12496540
Yes you can you absolute nigger.

>>12496583
>10 minutes is technically perfect
>but not shown

>>12496606
anything above 7 minutes is heresy

>>12496540
When the yolk becomes green that's science telling you its overcooked, but I prefer the 8 minute egg.

>>12496619
13 is okay for egg salad but 7 is best for almost anything else

>>12490801
Fucking lol

>>12496661
i prefer 3-5

>>12491745
>guaranteed disease

>>12496619
Aye

>>12494083

>>12490295
Any story to this or did someone just wanted to photograph pure hate?

>>12495116
yes

>>12496740
If you find this funny you’re the redditer ruining this site

>>12492130

Your politics literally threaten the existence of the site, that's why people are political on every board. If moot hadn't handed 4chan over to Nishimura you lefties would have burned it in effigy by now at one of your little pussy hat parties. Meanwhile the only ones using the obnoxious term "flyover" to ruin every other thread are liberal white women and gay men.

>>12495116
No, it's from "Obvious Plant", they do a lot of joke stuff like that.

>>12496775
Hilarious if true.

>>12495320
no. /ck/ was genuinely better years ago. I've been coming to this board since 2009, and it's really gone to shit. Our tripfags were actually likable. PHS guy, progun, and based hunters asking how to cook their fresh game. The most shit threads back then were "how do I make my ramen better" rotator.
This board is mostly forced memes and just dogshit threads bitching about each others countries.
>lol webm thread with eggfort man
>fast food
>merican! flyovers!
>why is british food shit lol
>hot sauce with a cuck face lol
>I posted it again!

>>12496775
Based if true

>>12493483
Wtf bottom right? They made the Rick and Morty thing for reals?

>>12491871
I've NEVER seen this on /ck/. What the fuck is wrong with you that you're "constantly" seeing trap/tranny threads lol like seriously hide the thread and stop going on that shitty board. You probably just focus on that shit because you're a closet fag yourself.

>>12491568
more like LARGE SNEED

>>12496583
This shit isn't accurate at all

>>12492216
>thirsty O for brawny messes
OwO

>>12490308
Not food-related. Get your shit back to >>>/pol/

>>12491921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-2KHxPsBEQ

>>12490346

they need three women to do the job that a man did by himself...

>>12490693
This is a blue board anon you can't just post pictures of bare breasts.

>>12494393

first of all, have sex.

second of all, the way she's acting like a cancerous retard makes me want to destroy that pretty face with the claw side of a claw hammer.

>>12490308
Wow I want to marry her

>>12491093
I forced a bot to watch 1000 4chan threads and write it's own thread. It called me a fag.

>>12491771
What do we want, white meat, when do we want it, now.

>>12496540
You're thinking of Mushrooms.

>>12492870

i highly suggest going down the indian street cooking videos rabbithole on youtube. It's mindblowing how their reality is nothing like in NA or europe.

>>12492810
>>12492870
>>12497062
it's not funny at all, it's just sad and disgusting

>>12497094
How the fuck are you supposed to eat this

>>12497125
you have to be a starving 3rd worlder to understand

>>12497125
open mouth
put food in
chew
swallow

>>12497160
>put food in
Can you go into more detail on this part?

>>12490792
I’ve never had anyone ask that. “Would you like a table or booth?” Sure but not just that

>>12497125
Stick it up your butt ;^)

>>12491585
delet this

>>12492729
>you know what happened to 4chan? it became mainstream
>isn't that an epic and totally original observation that just sums up exactly what's wrong with my epic meme site I've been here since 2010 btw

>>12496841

>>12495135
I don't think I've ever seen a more based post.

>>12497174
>>12490792
the restaurant might get a lot of takeout business

>>12496841

>>12496841
>did the presence of my parents get you riled up?
>you look super hot in suspenders
>these fucking mushroom penises
>there was a lot of cheese in that lasagna

>>12493317
>misspelled
Sure

>>12496841
>there was a lot of cheese in that lasagna

>>12491585
This is pure chaos energy. I'm honestly a bit concerned.

>>12497094
>chips
>like 2 onions, diced
>chick peas
>mini cat turds
>dried sliced dog turds
>some beets, sliced
>tap water
>hot sauce
>another hot sauce
>another fucking hot sauce
>salt
>lemon juice
>more hot sauce...
>drown it in clamato

WA LA

>>12497125
Like a fucking animal, in your smelly dimly lit door room parents pay for, while binging netflix latest originally produced garbage and tweeting about how unfair college life is to latinxs and poc

>>12493274
this, ironic/edgy marketing is passe for a while now

>>12494217
Except that in chinese it makes sense

>>12496799
>2009
hi cancer

>>12490346
>strength has no gender
Then explain rape laws

>>12497379
hello

>>12490271
I kek'd just to spite this anon >>12490281

>>12494217
Isn't she African?

>>12494681
Most of them are already engaged. Since they were, like eight.

>>12496955
But woman brawny. We looked it up in the dictionary.

>>12496619
A little gooey in the middle but still solid enough on the outer layer. Perfection

>>12490599
Lurk more dammit.

>>12497564
Newfag

>>12492729
>Leddit paragraphs
>Crying all day about others
>muh /pol/ plz ban them
>post from 2015 but im an old fag btw
LMFAO

>>12496799
>liking tripfags
kys

>>12497564
god this is really old

>>12494393
>>12494524
>>12495488
>>12491624
he is a dude dumbtards virgins

>>12497950
is that a benis

>>12490271
LOL nice

>>12496583
5-7 minutes is based
All others are absolute fucking garbage

>>12495720
This seems pretty accurate, there’s a lot of good humorous shitposting but there’s so many people who just shitpost things that they think are hurting people.
>have sex
>incel
It’s like they can’t be creative, they just have to latch on to the idea that everyone on 4chan is a virgin just to feel better about themselves when they inevitably look stupid

>>12490317
This whole site is a joke

>>12498181
And you're the punchline.

>>12498161
This post sounds sincere. You don't actually take that stuff at face value, do you? You need to rethink everything you've ever read here.

>>12497564
>/rs/
I'm sad now.

>>12496470
She picks them all up at the same time with a pizza spatula.

>>12498209
I can’t rethink 10 years of my fucking life, normie

>>12498161
sort of, but desu im thinking the sort of stuff you see in places like /pol/ and /lbgt/. theres a real air of nastiness about those places that didnt used to exist.

>>12498209
remember that one image with the text about people acting retarded inviting actual retards who mistakenly think theyre in good company? i think its more or less that sort of deal. i think we played the edgy boi card for memes and bants long enough that people who are sincere in that wound up here.

>>12495083
illiterate moron

>>12496768
>Your politics
I don't have any politics, retard. It doesn't belong on this website, and neither do you.

>>12498506
Everything is politics. Sex is boring.

>>12490842
Bros...
Lads...
Fellas...

>>12491568
formerly chucks

>>12496775
>two human beings being forced to sit down and do mundane shit all day
>retards who have the privilege of sitting in their air conditioned apartments paid by their parents go batshit
Lmao

>>12492830
you just hasn't been here long enough. the missing ingredient nowadays is irony. now everyone believed whatever their fart huffing brain thinks

>>12496841
what the fuck man

>>12492525
>I'm considered a weak man
Probably because you keep getting in bitchfights with women

>>12490693
Not only did you steal my joke, you also ruined it.

>>12496775
>lands a perfect shot during guntalk.
kino

>this thread
/pol/ being so utterly thin-skinned betrays their newshit status

>>12496540
Found the american

>>12498731
i'm going to hell for laughing at this

>>12493475
Haha!

>>12498731
i don't get it

>>12497379
>2012
hi aids

>>12497784
>regurgitating memes without the understanding behind them
tripfags were shat on to keep egos in check, but some tripfags were tripfags for legit reasons. a bunch of the old /g/ posters i knew of back when i browsed there used trips to identify them as being behind various projects and the like, it wasnt an attention whoring thing, which is the only legit cause for shitting on tripfags.

>>12494083
I miss when this was a greentext.

>>12494444
Quads of quality, you speak the truth mate.

>>12499216
it goes against the entire purpose of an ANONYMOUS imageboard, if people want them to follow them do it on another site

Well this thread got all fucked

>>12499404
>being retarded on purpose just to get the last word
I'll humor you with a single (You).
As the other anon pointed out, tripcodes exist because sometimes being recognizable is needed. It's even explained in the FAQ.
Attentionwhores, that abuse them by having them on at all times, should be filtered anyway.
The only ones I don't filter on sight are the ones that actually contribute shit, like drawfags, rippers and storytimers.

Pic related is ~80% of my filter. It may seem small but I had to rebuild it when mook fucked up the inline a while ago.
t. /co/

>>12499630
i'm all of these

>>12499630
cringe

>>12496786
poor texas

>>12499404
and anonymous imageboards are only good for some things, sometimes names are useful

>>12490295
>you can see the cold oxygenated texture of the spaghetti
>you can se the evaporation mark in the glass of milk

>>12499949
So go to another site for those other things.

>>12500745
no