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Who is the official /ck/ chef-fu?

>> No.12490214

Gordon Oliver

>> No.12490219

>>12490210
/thread

>> No.12490220
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12490220

Rachel Khoo

>> No.12490243

>>12490220
Groce

>> No.12490256

>>12490210
>>12490210
I really can't stand the way she talks but I want to pee in her butt

>> No.12490270

>>12490243
Confirmed gay

>> No.12490390
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>>12490210

>> No.12490454

>>12490210
Giada is best waifu. I want to be her toilet after she gets done eating a huge plate of fettuccine alfredo and pancetta.

>> No.12490459

>>12490243
Jim Groce?

>> No.12490469
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12490469

Our queen

>> No.12490470

>>12490210
One fine milf right there.

>> No.12490482

>>12490469
What a stupid hat.

>> No.12490497
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12490497

>>12490210

what's not to like?

>> No.12490511

>>12490469
>I've never actually tried these before.

>> No.12490574

>>12490220
I want to motorboat her.

>> No.12490606

Giada was broken in by her Dad from a young age and she's an obnoxious Bratz doll, so not her.

>> No.12490625

>>12490574
Bad news, junior. I actually called dibs on her first. You're gonna need to find someone else to fantasize about. No hard feelings.

>> No.12490640

>>12490243
bace

>> No.12490658

>>12490390
Baste.

>> No.12490661

>>12490220
Woah mama

>> No.12490736
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12490736

I miss her

>> No.12490759

>>12490390
I'd love to put my tray in her oven if you know what I mean

>> No.12490775

>>12490759
Hell yeah bro haha I wanna suck her Hershey kisses nipples and cum in her nigger eye if you picking up what I'm putting down

>> No.12490961

>>12490220
Fat trash

>> No.12490974

>>12490210
Chef John is all the sex you'd ever need.

>> No.12490985

>>12490390
You must be confused about what website you're on

>> No.12491404 [DELETED] 

>giada
>ugly face
>anorexic
>bobblehead
>annoying personality
>not even an iron chef

no thanks senpai, alex is the rightful queen

>> No.12491418
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12491418

>giada
>ugly face
>anorexic
>bobblehead
>annoying personality
>not even an iron chef

no thanks senpai, alex is the rightful queen

>> No.12491425

>>12490210

How much longer do I have to wait to see her fucking sextapes?

>> No.12491428

>>12490759
>>12490775
i want to missionary for the sole purpose of creation...if you're catchin what im pitchin

>> No.12491429

>>12490759
What do you mean? Because it doesn't make any fucking sense.

>> No.12491432

Mark Wiens

>> No.12491438

>>12490210
I want Giada to bake my cock ;___;

>> No.12491443

I would prefer if 4chan would stop trash talking ppl. thank you

>> No.12491456

>>12490985
Engage in coitus

>> No.12491486

>>12491428
I usually don't report, this is dangerously sick.

>> No.12491578
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12491578

>>12490210
Nobody wants my plum cake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgYAkt3SiuM

>> No.12491657

>>12491418
But Alex has a face like a sun-fucked onion.

>> No.12491681

>>12491657
alex is a qt, she's sweet and funny, and she is objectively the best chef of chopped judges. if you wouldn't let her feed you rustic french cuisine you're either lying or so deeply disturbed that you should kys

>> No.12491877

>>12491681
Shes hot in her own way, but Giada is way hotter

>> No.12491891

Emma's "sweet sweet fat" Goodies

>> No.12491942

>>12490210
>chef
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12491954

>>12490497

she's damaged goods

>> No.12491971

>>12490220
Shed be cute if she lost 30lbs

>> No.12491977

>>12490210
Her eyes are hiding a secret pain

>> No.12492105

>>12491418
Legit fantasize about cuddling with Alex after having whatever the fuck tasty shit she made me for dinner.
Number 1 patrician's choice for cooking waifu.

>> No.12492122

>>12491954
how so

>> No.12492126

>>12492122

sexually abused by her dad and is into 'oreo sandwiches'

>> No.12492366
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>>12490210
Theres only one real choice for a virile, well hung American man. I need a thick-hipped pale woman to bring me and our brood of children Cowboy Beans while we're out repairing fences.

>> No.12492376

>>12491418
Literally the worst most frigid bitch on the food network

>> No.12492875
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12492875

>>12491578
Oh my, very healthy

>> No.12492876

>>12492126
sad

>> No.12492877

>>12492366
she looks like a keebler elf and the grinch had a baby

>> No.12492886
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>>12490220
This

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>> No.12492970

>>12490736
Sarah Lee?

>> No.12492973

>>12492366
Seems like that's all they ever do is repair fences.

>> No.12493003
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>>12491578
Didn't she marry a Baldwin?

>> No.12493008

>>12490210
She’s a cunt. Really shitty and mean to others and condescending. No thanks.

>> No.12493040

>>12491971
imagine being on /ck/ and saying a woman is too thicc. our entire goal as /ck/ is thicc. if you want sticc go to /fit/

>> No.12493041

>>12492916
Who's that?

>> No.12493046
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12493046

For me, it's my wife Molly.

I want to suck on her fingies and put my peepee in her vagie

>> No.12493068

>>12490214
TopKek

>> No.12493230
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>>12493041
Rinrin Marinka, indonesian shortstack "celebrity chef"
Sadly her cooking is not that good

>> No.12493249

>>12490390
Face of a literal male baboon. Wouldn’t want anywhere near my neighborhood or even my state, much less in my bed. 2/10 get that shit out of here

>> No.12493254
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12493254

for me, it's simply sara

>> No.12493255

>>12493046
She's perfect.

>> No.12493256

>>12493254
Simply Diabeetus

>> No.12493257

>>12493046
Pretty girl, highly off-putting post

>> No.12493259

>>12493254
>>12493256
Simply hippopotamus