/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12485956
>he post pictures of a war criminal

>>12485965
>Shitting on Jorge Washington like that

eat a dick yuropoor

>>12485965
>His Majesty King George III dindu nuffin
>His Majesty was only tryin' to get his empire back on track
>We need mo' taxes from them colonies fo' His Majesty's coffers...

>>12486343
>muh taxes
Fuck off, at least make it interesting

>>12485956
>He uses chopsticks to eat non-Asiatic foods
Drives me up the fucking wall.

>>12485980
>jorge

>>12486343
>America is extremely, vastly wealthy, moreso than the entirety of Europe thanks to all the lumber, tobacco, new fruits and veggies, etc.
>England fights off Spain and France from raping America's asshole
>Amerilards get butthurt that England taxes them more because of how immensely rich they are
>George Washington (a traitor to the crown and a wealthy merchant) rouses up his rick slave-owning fuckbuddies to overthrow the crown and get all his money for himself

>>12486597
Stop LARPing you worthless fag

>>12486343
>file.jpg

>>12486597
I know, its heartening to realize that happy endings do sometimes happen, isn't it?

>>12485956
I'm here to answer your questions about the Constitution until I fall asleep

>>12486597
>250 years later
>anglos cope and seethe on 4channel dot org while their last remaining scrap of land is flooded by their former colonial subjects

>>12486597
>Overthrow
The throne of England Scotland and Whales is still filled.

>>12486597
America was pissed that the UK impossed a travel ban beyond the crest of the Appalchian mountains, which would have fired a war with France, the larger of the empires. French interests latched onto a fringe terrorist element, armed them, supplied them, and helped them overthrow the UK. The UK straight up didn't give a fuck because the majority of their army was in India at the time. The even paid off German royals to force military service onto their serfs, which was cheaper than hiring more British troops.

The American revolution was a shitty proxy war with the idea of 'unique freedom' being tacked on after WWII. Fuck America.

>>12486597
Playing Assassin's Creed 3 doesn't make you an expert on American history, Wallace.

>>12486992
ps - the taxations were impossed to pay for the French-Indian war, aka the American theater of the global seven years war. It was started when a young, retarded british officer ordered/allowed his native troops to massacare unarmed French troops who were allied with their tribal rivals. That british officer was George Washington.
During the American revolution half of the colonials called themselves loyal to the king and parliment, a quarter were apolitical, and a quarter were terrorists backed bythe French Empire.

America's history is such bullshit. Like Paul Revere. If he had gone riding through towns screaming 'the british are coming', someone would have shot him off his horse for being a terrorist.

>>12487009
Nice fanfic, bro

>>12485965
>kills brits in their sleep on christmas morning
couldn't be prouder to be an American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

>>12487007
Is this really the story of Asscreed? I've never played any of them, but I believe it seeing how leftist the gaming industry has become.

>>12486597
Mad?

>>12486928
americans are anglos too idiot. the term "anglo" in the /pol/ sense refers to all english colonies because anglo-saxon. unless americans have actually fully embraced their mixed mutt heritage.

>>12487806
>unless americans have actually fully embraced their mixed mutt heritage
Well, all of us except the bootlickers in /pol/ looking for a based huwite daddy figure to tell them what to do, say, think and feel.

>>12487814
t. hernandez

>>12487814
embarrassing post

>>12487820
Redd, actually. It's a German name.

>>12487824
cope

>>12486597
Sounds pretty based to me

>>12487970
But red in German is "rot"

>>12485965
kill yourself tranny

>>12485965
Him signing laws to improve the lives of slaves, while simultaneously exploiting every single loophole in said laws, will never not be funny.
My personal favorite is how he rotated his slaves between farms in 2 different states every 10 months, since a slave that had been working for 12 consecutive months in one state was entitled to his freedom.

>>12486597
>Veggies
Stop speaking like a toddler

>>12485956
As opposed to what?

>>12489248
Freedom certified chopsticks of course

>>12489269

>>12486588
When I was young McDonald's had a promotion for Asian themed nugget sauces and would hand out chopsticks when you ordered them. I remember the commercial vividly, the dad was fumbling with them the entire thirty seconds and at the end did a 'hey look over there!' as he threw one in his mouth by hand and then pretended he used the sticks. Why am I talking about this? Well, I guess I understand where your aggravation comes from.

>>12489307
I wish to molest the Agrias.

>>12487743
Still makes me laff after all these years.

>>12489291

>>12486597
America made raw shit and Europe processed that into real products.
Europe was 1st world exporting industrial goods while America was 3rd world making the ingredients for their shit.

The only processed good the British colonies exported was rum brewed from illegally-imported Cuban sugar.

>>12485965
have another (You) and shove it on your ass, imbecile.

>>12489384
Could you not?