/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No, but I usually lose motivation to bother with it and end up eating something cold from a can.

Oh god here we go.

>>12483741
I cook best when I'm either a little drunk or high, but I've been cooking for myself since I was 8.

Success!

>>12483741
>mixing red wine and whiskey
Good god man, think of the hangover

>guize i'm sooo drunk
Did your parents leave you home alone for the weekend?

>>12483875
No. My wife.

>>12483741
>buying the same wine as that cat faggot

>>12483881
She having another weekend at Jamal’s house?

>>12483927
Nigger, watch what you say about Patti.

>>12483750
I normally make way too much food and make a huge mess that I have to clean the next morning,

>>12483741
>Do you get nervous about cooking while drunk?

Yeah, but I'm almost always at least slightly drunk, so I worry about that a bit more.

One of my friends at college burnt his house down when he fell asleep while he was frying something or other.

>>12483741
fucking love you OP, i can smell your life through that pic

>>12483741
Maybe I should be but I'm not

>>12483741
Just roll with it

I takes shots from a handle I keep in the freezer throughout my cooking. I don’t know about you guys but I love taking a shot once everything’s simmering, all my shits in the oven and I have a minute to relax.

>>12483937
Hahaha that's epic bro! Did you just make that up!?!?

>>12483741
Did you use the Eggs and Milk Minder™ Hash Browns extension?

>>12483741
not when i'm drunk but when i wake up next day i get worried. it has happend before

>>12483741
Im drunk right now and frying up some lamb in a state where lamb is a luxury. Shit I need liquid courage to potentially waste this $60 like this

>>12485225
Donatello wears purple, Michaelangelo wears orange. ffs

>>12483824
I misread it as you saying you've been cooking yourself since you were 8

>>12485225
Get her son to explain the ninja turtles to you

>>12483741
Throw that snus away and get pic related. I'm a functioning alcoholic and usually cook about twice a day, sometimes I'm so drunk I have to hold on to the handle of the oven to stay standing up. You'll be fine as long as you don't do anything stupid like fall asleep with a frozen pizza still baking or something

>>12486641
I wish the states would have more than general. I get that there's no demand for it but I'm not about to pay thirty plus bucks for shipping

>>12486658
General is bretty-good-tier, still way way better than the Camel crap we have in burgerland. If you just suck it up and get a huge order of the real shit online all at once the shipping charge becomes comparatively small, those Swedes are based af and you'll have the order in just a few days
>t. loves snus

>>12483927
i only drink chardonnay ;^)

>>12485225
Michaelangeslow

>>12483741
try being less drunk.

Mother fucker, that's the ONLY way I cook.

>>12483741
>be me a couple years ago
>want to make some italian sausage and peppers in red sauce
>with my good friend mr. rye whiskey
>get going, start drinking
>turns out I'm making a lot of sausage and peppers
>have to switch to my 15 inch cast iron beast pan to contain it all
>eventually black out
>wake up the next morning
>15 in cast iron is completely clean and freshly oiled with no sign of red sauce

>>12486684
Since I've only had general mint and white, what would you recommend i order? There's so many out there i dont know where i would start

>>12483741
Besides the occasional minor cut the worst I've ever done is fallen asleep while the pizza was in the oven and it turned into charcoal by morning, no burning

>>12483927
sh-shut up!

>>12485227
based

>>12486641
>Nigg and Johnny's
Lös is the only way, especially at home. Better bang for your buck as well. Keep some portions around for the gf but I feel a little silly with anything but loose.

t. Snus loving fellow

>>12483741
When I'm drunk the only thing I'm comfortable using is the microwave.

>>12483927
Saying mean things about Dickered poster and Kitters.

>>12483754
>electric stove
>fire
chill b

>>12486684
The US Generals get tired after a while, and I find them way too sweet/slippery after a while.

My church uses Franzia Blush for Communion

>>12483927
faggot

>>12483741

tried cooking with one of those blowtorch thingies and nearly burned the house down. well set my dinner on fire anyway. didn't know bread can catch on fire so easily while trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich. it's funny now but back then I was going nuts trying to put it out.

>>12489093
/ck/ is an achewood board.

>>12483927
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