/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I’ll be serving him a subpoena.

>>12482438
Korean fried chicken. Im sure mr. Trump can appreciate it.

>>12482438
Big Mac

>>12482445
he's a boomer so he will eat it with a knife and fork

A bucket of KFC, with mashed potatoes and gravy

>>12482438
Fugu.

>>12482438
Some good old fashioned burgers and some macaroni and cheese, and the love that shillary isn't in office.

>>12482438
cyanide

I honestly am not sure what he'd want on a special occasion. He's probably bored of anything Trump Tower has to offer by now. Some fancy cut of meat that's better than a typical steak might do the trick.

>>12482438
Orange fool.

>>12482438
What pairs well with the taste of Putins cock?

>>12482444
>>12482452
>>12482471

>>12482438
Someone should feed him a warm bullet.

>>12482474
>>12482475
>>12482483

I know he claims to not drink but does he at least get the occasional fancy glass of wine?

>>12482483
So in your seething high class bullshit you want to put a bullet in someone's head.
You're a degenerate faggot.

>>12482491
is this what passes for conservative humor?

Balut and surstromming

>>12482498
Why do you talk like a subreddit simulator bot?

>>12482497
Why does it matter to you personally?

>>12482499
Are you mistaking that for a good response?

>>12482506
It just seems odd for a rich man that knows many other rich people doesn't have a single drink. Surely he enjoyed some coke back in the day.

>>12482504
Because you're a leftypol faggot who thinks calling people reddit makes you fit in

>>12482510
>Why does it matter to you personally?

>>12482514
It doesn't. I just find it odd. It's a special occasion and he also got elected as a president. Surely someone at some point said "way to go" and popped a bottle of champagne.

>>12482498
I love that degenerate has become edgy magatards favorite insult.
Trumps an adulterer who never goes to church, and couldn't even name a single bible passage when asked.
He's a warmonger, a racist, a coward, and hes obsessed with personal glory and wealth, and clearly hates the poor.
He's the least christian president on record.
He literally embodies all the 7 deadly sins perfectly.
copare him to Jimmy carter, a pacifist who spends all his free time building houses for the poor, for free.

>>12482510
He's been shown having a glass of wine at dinners but he'd probably consider that not being a violation.

>>12482520
0/10

>>12482510
100% you're a foreign sack of shit who is seeing it's illegal stake in the US go bye-bye, how about this... piss off faggot.

>>12482510
For someone who claims to not drink, he sure talks like he's shitfaced.
His rambling contradictory self aggrandising bullshit sounds like something you'd hear from a sad drunk old man that spends all his time at the bar.

>>12482519
you're seething, I can smell your stench from new york.

>>12482530
you aren't good at this shareblue

>>12482527
>>12482532
I'm not though. I'd give him a pass if he splurged on holidays and birthdays. He doesn't have to be a damn Mormon.

>>12482526
>>12482533
Seems to be annoying you at least

>>12482520
graet pist no attributations though, just a jelly seething little cunt, does your mom allow you out at this hour?

>>12482540
yea you're compelling me to vote trump just to spite you propagandist shitheads

>>12482537
it's none of your buisness so get over it

>>12482545
I just want him to have a nice glass of wine with a steak on his birthday.

>>12482541
Why would I be jelous of a guy whose wife wont even hold his hand when she's not on stage?
There's a reason he had to pay a pornstar to get laid m8.

>>12482544
If you vote against your own interest out of spite, you're a fucking moron desu

>>12482546
Why?

Your hero shillary clinton eats little children.

>>12482553
>shillary
>my hero
I never mentioned my politics and haven't even said anything negative about the president

>>12482553
>anyone who dislikes trump obviously is a clinton shill. I am very smart and funny.

Nah m8, fuck clinton too. She's nearly as bad as trump.

>>12482548
Piss off faggot. If that's what you have to stoop to then your positions are untenable and you know it, and you're likely a fucking foreigner.

>>12482565
I'm not gonna post my fucking passport to please a gibbering retard.
Also, notice that theyre on stage in this picture?
She looks fucking miserable in every candid/unposed picture with him.
She doesn't even sleep in the same building as him.
No chance he's touched that pussy in years.

>>12482483
>Orange man bad!

>>12482589
he seems less orange these days and that new haircut looks kind of cool

>>12482589

>Orange fan sad!

>>12482520
>He's the least christian president on record.
Obama is in fact Muslim

>>12482438
A Kosher Hamburger.

>>12482577
Since it's clear that you're a foreign instigator why do the US elections effect you personally?
Don't be a faggot, be honest. You can speak here, nobody else know of your frustrations.

>>12482603
I'm no obama fan because of the whole "drone striking kids" thing, but jesus, this is the fucking dumbest argument ever.
What kind of muslim drinks beer in publi?

>>12482603
Fixed this for you...
> obama is a muslim nigger

>>12482603
he had that weird connection with that pastor that hated america though

>>12482603
>>12482615
Or eats pork?

>>12482614
Who gives a shit? It's just a beer, but maybe it's a noalch beer. Friends and I used to buy those to fool girls, neer beer since that's all we could buy, then I'd do a nice cover on the "near" part.
It was funny, the girls really pretented to look giddy or drunk.
Good times were had by all.

>>12482611
>everyone who disagrees with me is a foreign shill paid by Soros

>>12482616
Hating America is OK, but chucking a koran in a toilet will get the motherfuckin hypcrite ragheads in arms.
Have you seen the last 30 days? Play with the numbers for even larger.
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=Last30

That's the religion of peace mind you.

>>12482623
Not to defend his lame policies of appeasement but everyone likes some prok fri ri

>>12482637
wasn't exactly criticizing christianity. was just saying that obama and that preacher during his campaign were giving me weird vibes.

>>12482643
Muslims aren't allowed to eat pork.
Kind of a big deal for them

>>12482648
The Indonesians don't cheat? Obama didn't have the typical Muslim background. He seems secular anyways.

>>12482637
By that logic, isn't it fine to arrest every conservative due to all the right wing terror attacks?
https://www.adl.org/news/op-ed/right-wing-extremist-violence-is-our-biggest-threat-the-numbers-dont-lie

>>12482631
Just remember that cartoon that got them all up in arms. They really are a pathetic bunch. I'm one of the few people who have the full cartoon.

Holy war over a fucking cartoon, what the fuck? It's to be expected from those types, the democrats are becoming like that.

>>12482656
aw man don't set him off

>>12482654
Now that obama is out of office then it comes back to what I said, that doesn't matter and what that idiot said in the first place doesn't matter either, it's just a deflection.

>>12482654
Tbh it shouldn't matter what religion the president is, as long as they respect separation of church and state.
Right wingers love the crazy "Obongo is an evil muslim here to institute sharia law" conspiracy theory thing for some reason though.

It's pretty funny on what someone might get on a meal get's blown up into stupid shit from idiots whose moms shouldn't let them out at this time of the morning.

>>12482658
Didn't a bunch of right wingers try to destroy a pizza restaurant for less than that?
Pretty sure a dude showed up there with a gun.
All because this place supplied pizza for one dnc fundraiser or something.

>>12482671
This whole thread was bait from the start.
Why bring up trump at all on /ck/?

>>12482667
That was happening a long time before that. Conspiracy nuts have been around for a long time, a very long time indeed.
"THE SKY IS FALLING"

>>12482672
Why do you talk publicly about things you know 1% about? Not even defending the retard with a gun but you got basically every aspect of it wrong in your post

>>12482672
I don't know and from what I've read it's bullshit. Didn't the clintons eat children in Arkansas?

>>12482675
It was about cooking and food, look at the original OPs post.

>>12482676
Turned out a lot of the left wing "the cia/fbi are doing really fucked up shit" theories were true though.

>>12482656
>Cites the anti-defamation league
>Literally JIDF
>Jews claim right wingers are the biggest threat to the agenda

>>12482677
Then explain the fucking pizza restaurant thing /pol/ worked itself into a frenzy over.
I'm listening.
Pretty sure it turned out there was literally nothing happening there though.

>>12482683
Only them, you're not including the NSA/NRO and NASA because everyone of them in some conspiracy to fool everyone and make money. They're hiding crystal structures on the moon and mars.
If you believe that shit then I can sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.

>>12482510
>Surely he enjoyed some coke back in the day.

Not just back in the day. I'd bet dollars to donuts that he still uses stimulants.

>>12482688
can you disprove their figures?

>>12482693
I think he toned it down to adderall and coffee in his old age.

>>12482690
heres your explanation faggot: /pol/ is retarded

>>12482690
Why do you give a shit what /pol/ did? 97% of their catalog at any point in the last three years is false flagging or larping or blatant shilling.

https://www.amazon.com/Presidents-Secret-Service-Behind-Protect/dp/030746136X

>>12482696
You know trump is super pro-israel though, right?

>>12482694
Cuckolded Jew loving goylem. Fuck off kike shill

>>12482551
good thing I'm not, propagandist

>>12482708
So, your views are truth, and mine are propaganda?
Also. unless you are literally in the richest 3% of Ameria, voting for trump IS voting against your own interests.
And be honest you aren't rich.
Rich people don't shitpost on 4chan late at night.

>>12482703
Isreal is an ally of the USA. What's your problem with that? If you think that all of your problems are because of jews then you have a serious problems and should look in a mirror.
I'm not a jew and see that from assholes such as you.

>>12482614
what kind of Christian eats meat on a friday

>>12482706
Ohhh, little baby got touched in the nay nay, blame jews. That always works.

>>12482715
>Rich people don't shitpost on 4chan late at night.


notch might

>>12482695

Yeah, most world leaders are on uppers of some kind. There was that one speech not so long ago where Mr Trump was sniffing throughout and was very high energy. He's so variable and moody that he's 100% still on the modern-day.

>>12482717
hahaha dailymail, yeah ok, that's legit.

>>12482667
>>12482676
literally created by Hillary Clinton's campaign you dopes
>>12482715
you aren't effective shareblue

>>12482722
Deflect harder

>>12482719
I didn’t, but you definitely were. Does that circumcision sting knowing schlomo ate your foreskin when he mutilated you and you will never have much feeling down there now?

This thread is honestly worse than /pol/.

>>12482730 seems to have been thrown out of his containment board for being bad at /pol/

>>12482730
you're that dumb shareblue woman that doesn't know how a dick works

>>12482728
There's no need to deflect with dailymail, they've done that already. They do need some of those big tittie page 3 grills.

>>12482730
Why don't you tell me since you eat little children?

>>12482735
yawn you realized muslims break rules all the time

>>12482733
Yeah but you have to admit that it's funny.

>>12482716
I have a lot of problems with Israel.
No problems with jews though.
>>12482706
This dude clearly does though.

>>12482733
>>12482734
>>12482738

Moishe going ham right now. How’s the weather in Israel today?

>>12482746

You're not good at this. Maybe they'll take you back?

>>12482741
the desperation of lefties is pathetic, not funny. You can't even let people talking about cooking without injecting politics.

>>12482746
how many times are you going to get called out? You're recognized on every fucking board you try this on you dumb bitch.

>>12482748
>>12482749

>>12482725
>everyone I don't like is a paid shill
lel, retard

>>12482751
>>12482750

>>12482750
>how many times are you going to get called out? You're recognized on every fucking board you try this on you dumb bitch.

>>12482743
While allies I still haven't read a decent description of the USS Liberty.
People should look that up and do proper inqueries. Just because Isreal is our ally does not give them "carte blanche."
Were not there for them and they need to understand that.

>>12482749
Yeah, it's sad.

>>12482749
Yeah, I'm sure it's the lefties who turned this thread into a shitshow...
Not the trumptards posting anti-semeti cartoons and complaining about muslims...

>>12482759
It is really sad how the right can't take a joke.
Someone posts
>a bullet
on a "what would you feed trump" thread. and they get all buthurt.
I thought they loved edgey jokes?

>>12482761
T.

>>12482754
>>12482757
you idiots are obvious
>>12482761
This might be the worst reversal attempt I've ever seen.

>>12482765
you aren't good at this

>>12482741
>Yeah but you have to admit that it's funny

It's not really. It's one sorry summerfag doing bad drumpf memes. It's really quite sad.

>>12482765
Let me find this cartoon, some people generally with rags on their heads freak out over it.

>>12482776
That's why it's not only funny but we are here.

>>12482770
Ok, Oleg.
Hope everythings fine in Omsk.

Lot of fans for Zion don here today I see

>>12482786
>>12482775

>>12482775
And you aren't funny.
Probably not very clever either,

>>12482690
Just look up pizzagate, in Hillary's lake emails there's an undercurrent of suspicious messages that hint at the existence of an underground child sex trafficking operation involving high-level Dem staff including Obama, Podesta and the Clintons. One base of operations heavily referenced was a pizza place called Comet's pizza. This corroborated with a bunch of really creepy pedo stuff posted on social media from the pizza joint. Independant private investigations yielded significant circumstantial evidence condemning the owners, but FBI and CPS were set on ignoring it and responded with callousness dismissing it as a conspiracy theory. To raise public awareness of the crimes, one man who was well informed on the topic entered the business with a firearm, shot a couple of rounds into the ceiling, and waited for arrest. He didn't hurt anyone, he just wanted the story to be broadcast on the news.

>>12482787
lots of shareblue trolls projecting their racism I see

>>12482793
I'm not trying to be funny and I'm clever enough to know you don't end a sentence with a comma you dumb fuck.

>>12482765
http://www.mediafire.com/file/4mz5jqcr0z92co2/Sam+Bacile+Muhammad+Movie+FULL+HD+-+Innocence+of+Muslims.mp4

>>12482796
DID YOU HERE BOTSWANA MADE SODOMY LEGAL?! MIGA!!!

>>12482789

>>12482794
All of that shit and one proper attributation. Yeah man you're on the path to working at minimum wage for the rest of your life, but you know, the world needs ditch diggers too.

>>12482800
>I have run out of arguments so I'm going to complain about obvious typos now.
>I am very smart and not pathetic at all

>>12482794
>pizzagate
I used to occasionally browse pol for fun and I’m all about getting caught up in a conspiracy theory for some cheap thrills, but never bought into this for a second. But, if you actually look into it there are multiple dozens of things you have to accept as coincidence if you’re going to blow it off. Granted, I still think it’s bullshit, but the Instagram posts alone that were made by the comet pizza staff (many weird posts involving children) are just weird and borderline inappropriate. So I can see why this gained a lot of traction to some people.

>>12482765
>>12482803
Everytime I put it on youtube the little faggots either block the file or kill my account. It's that zuckerburg shit.

>>12482794
Wasn't it literally people reading a bunch of shit into a fucking pizza order?
Like
>cheese pizza MUST mean underage girls, and Pepperoni OBVIOUSLY means underage boys.
>This seems like a lot of money for a load of pizzas... clearly child slave trafficking!

Goddamn, Jannies must be sleeping.
This thread is a shitshow.

>>12482812
Is learning how to use paragraphs and sentances also a conspiracy? Maybe the lizard people are after you?

>>12482816
How dare they censor your zionista propaganda! Miga and build that temple!!

>>12482806
>>12482807
You guys fall apart easy
>>12482811
projecting, badly

>>12482817
Might have some folk from /b fucking with people, that would be pretty hilarious.

>>12482817
It was far more nuanced than your oversimplification would make it seem. Do I think the code words used were for child sex? No, but they were definitely code for something and easy to apply to many things. Probably just party drugs or some dumb shit

>>12482827
wow an anti semite leftist for censorship how shocking

>>12482828
>>12482807

>>12482827
BURN THEM AT THE STAKE LIKE WITCHES!

>>12482832
Pretty sure that guy is pro-trump

>>12482839
It's a woman and she's not

>>12482834
yep projecting

>>12482717

Mmhmm ya that looks legit alright. From daily mail and all. Try harder

>>12482750
You do know there's a lot of us out there, right? The Jew's crimes against humanity haven't gone unrecognized, and they wo answer for them soon.

>>12482830
I just read some of them on wikileaks.
They seem really innocuous.
Just a bunch of lame old people chatting, desu.

My dick you pathetic fan boy. Btw fuck off back to /pol/

>>12482842
I mean they seem either derranged or just a massive shitposter. How do you know it's a woman?

Humanity will get right on that one while you continue trying to goosestep.

Sausage in a jar

>>12482849
Jesus Christ you're still mad you're wrong about that?
>>12482850
There's about 5 of you leftist numbskulls that raid here regularly, you are easy to identify.

>>12482848
>>12482828

>>12482855
I've watched you assholes post long enough to know

>>12482863
Ah, so you "just know".
Opinion disregarded.

>>12482857
No no, it's whiskey in the jar. It's an old song.

Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar (Dublin Ireland, 2006)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZDhnRo8YvQ

>>12482859
You have nothing

>>12482868
that kot is goofy

>there are people on this board who literary believe this orange fuck is a good president

The absolute state of 4chan

>>12482860
There's a lot more leftists out there than you think.
The future is socialist, once the boomers die out.

>>12482868
Your dismissals don't work.

>>12482870
>>12482870

>>12482860
You're completely ignorant to the monumental shifts in public awareness occurring right now. It's a solid 30%+ of society that is waking up to Jewish hegemony and international crimes. I lurk here everyday and have never posted anything political on this board, but you just brought me out of the woodwork with your myopic wishfulness.

>>12482874
learn to read
>>12482873
get off the proxy, you dumbasses don't fool anyone

>>12482882
>get off the proxy
you wot

>>12482882
>cant accept that he's in the political minority, so decides it has to be a small group pretending to be different people
M8 thats just sad.

>>12482879
You are a poor liar
>>12482877
you have nothing, and trying to copy me from earlier hammers that point
>>12482886
0/10

>>12482873
Thanks for joining us mr frogposter faggot

>>12482869
Wash it down with a nice glass of cold milk

>>12482888
Concern trolling isn't working either

>>12482889
>>12482876

>>12482894
I don't think you know what concern trolling is

>>12482895
you keep proving me right, and your dumb ESL brain doesn't realize it.

>>12482899
0/10

>>12482903
>>12482876

>>12482893
>>12482869
>>12482857
While that one is good, I prefer this version from Columbo
The Conspirators.

It's more classic.
Joe Devlin (Columbo) - Whiskey in the Jar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cmlo1F6Z24

>>12482889
>can't accept when he's been exposed as a fool, so he keeps attacking his opponent's character to replace his now defunct arguments

>>12482909
you aren't worth your weight in rupies

>>12482916
>>12482908

>>12482913
still not working dude

>>12482826

>criticises someone else's English
>can't spell "sentence"

Pottery

>>12482872
It's from a picture by Louis Wain.
He was an english painter/cartoonist who pretty much only depicted cats.He developed schizophrenia and his art got progressively more surreal and psychedelic until his death.

>>12482894
>>12482899
What kind of fags in some harvard focus group came up with the term "concern trolling?"

>>12482936
That's interesting. Too much for me to relate now so I'll save it and look into it more. I'm slow with that, kind of like poetry. Thank you.

>>12482450
imagine eating this shit unironicallty, based trump would throw you over the wall for this

>>12482936
>>12482940
Its also not true

>>12482943
I hope that was a joke

>>12482946
...But it is?
https://illustrationchronicles.com/Cute-Cats-and-Psychedelia-The-Tragic-Life-of-Louis-Wain

>>12482936
>>12482940
One from the poetry side from T.S. Eliot.
It's on the naming of cats and life is a strange bit of poetry, and we're all mad as a hatter.

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey —
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter —
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkstrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum —
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover —
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

>>12482951
Its not. The paintings weren't done in that order, he did some of the trippier shit first.

>>12482956
Well, it's debated. He didn't date his art, so it's hard to be certain.
The claim that his art degenerated as shown in the pictures first appeared in the 60s. He was also never officially diagnosed with schizophrenia (because it wasn't discovered/named yet). But I think it's pretty well accepted that his more psychedelic paintings only started appearing after his mental health began to decline.

>>12482956
Does that really matter?

>>12482966
Mary Shelly came up with Frankenstein's Monster all doped up on opium so again, don't put your so called hypocrite moralities on others from a different time. Will anyone remember what you've written?

>>12482967
That's almost a Depeche Mode song.

>>12482977
Literally never heard anyone claim Mary shelley was on opium. I always heard Frankenstein was the result of a bet to see who could write a better scary story.
Are you sure you weren't thinking of Percey shelly? All the Romantic poets did opium.

>28 posters
Jesus fucking christ

why is it when ever the topic of trump comes up that the only thing people have to say against him that is bad is shit that he does on a personal level and never actually give any insight on his policies on like literally anything other than the immigration issue or the wall. You retards have been spouting that trump is bad sense he was running and even now when his first term is about to end. Im not even a massive fan of him or anything, but dont you ever get tired of the "im morally superior act"? I am willing to bet half of you that complain about him being the president didnt even vote when he was running and are just believing and saying back what you have heard through some news outlet on both ends saying that he is good or bad. If you dont like him vote against him and shutup.

>>12482438
a Trump steak from sharper image

>>12482987
I'll get some link for your with proper historians claiming that. I don't for sure, but it does seem as if they were bugging out on some stormy night and thoughts were in competition and Mary Shelly came with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i8aK_aAjfU
DEPECHE MODE It Doesn't Matter Two Live in Paris

While I look for this link.

laudanum?

ok ok on to the link...

>>12482988
the mere mention of trump just makes some people go apeshit because they think he is like JRPG villain tier evil.

>>12482987
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00051n6

>>12482987
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00dwhwt

>ORANGE MAN GOOD
Imagine being this much of an NPC.

>>12483021
That's the populace of people on the clinton, pelosi and schumcky schumer side.
The side of dependence, that why they bring them up, they're dependence on illegals voting for them might hurt their chances of winning elections.

Just look at how democrats behave, it would take a moron to not see their goals.

>>12482989
I despise trump at a visceral level but I voted for him in my red state's primary because I thought he was such a doofus he would be the easiest for shillary to beat. That was back when I believed americans still had a tiny amount of common human decency left. I no longer suffer from that delusion.

>>12483097
Weak bait