/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12467170
No.

>>12467171
:(

>>12467170
Stop eating food made for children you goddamn degenerate.

>>12467201
>Feeding diabetes squares to children

Put some jam on cardboard. Healthier, yet tastes exactly the same.

>>12467170
Oatmeal with brown sugar and cinnamon mixed in

>>12467170
Not eating pop tarts

What is a pop tart? Im serious. They dont sell them where i live

>>12467484
a strange concoction of chemicals and sugar that people call food

>>12467484
It's basically a cookie with filling (jam, icing, etc) and icing on top

>>12467170
Toast.

>>12467170
>pastry crust full of sweetened fruit or chocolate paste
Dude, you're basically eating pie for breakfast, so I don't think "health" fits into that equation.

>>12467527
>It's basically a cookie
a radioactive cookie made with cancer, sure

The trader joes poptarts are delicious.

>>12469041
So what? There is nothing wrong with eating any of that.

>>12469302

Yeah

>>12470027
What's wrong with it?

>>12467170
Peanut butter on toast

>>12467228
>t. butthurt shitskin third worlder who has literally never ate a poptart

>>12467170
god pop tarts are bad. i remember trying my first one at my friend's house at 10yo. holy shit are they awful

>>12467170
plain pop tarts

>>12471742
What flavor are they?

>>12471746
just plain

>>12467170
heroin

>>12467170
eating nothing instead

step aside ladies

>>12471298
Based

>>12469041
>a radioactive cookie made with cancer, sure
You're dumb as hell, and you talk like a fag.

>>12469041

>>12467170
>Is there a healthier pop tart alternative?
Actual Pie. Single crust.

Piecrust is nearly straight fat grams, and it's the piecrust calories that really run up the calorie count in pie and pop tarts.

The kind of pie that does not use traditional pastry crust, are the kind bonded together with sugar and butter, the crumb crusts, crushed graham, sugar or chocolate wafer cookies. Use less butter and make it thinner, and it's less fat and calories. Use less sugar, it becomes dry and more crumbly, but it's less.

Cut back on the fat, sugar all you want in the filling, thicken it up away from cream and yolks using gelatin trickery or nonfat whipped toppings blended with your ohh key lime filling, it's what they do in restaurants and groceries to simulate regular recipes.

>>12472691
>>12472695
>the physical world is made up of matter and molecules are named by IUPAC I love science!!
>>>reddit

>>12472656
These are a million times better than pop tarts though I prefer to eat the frosting separately from the strudel.

>>12472656
>>12472748
I liked those breakfast poptarts that had meat inside

>>12467201
Please don’t feed pop tarts to children. This is the cooking board, cook something healthy and nutritious for them.

>Healthy alternative!

>>12472741
>gets btfo
>immediately cries reddit
erry tiem

>>12467170
Yeah, a carrot, you fat tub of lard.

>>12469041
It's not healthy sure, but can you point out which ingredients are really bad and explain why?

>>12467201
>degenerate

Dear /pol/: If you insist on shitting up other boards, could you stop misusing this term? It doesn't mean "thing I dislike", like kt seems you think it means

>>12467170
yeah it's called growing up

>>12467170
French toast.
Bonus if you make your own bread and not a store-bought sponge.