/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Uh. Nope. You're wrong about that. 100% wrong about that!

high blood pressure, diabetes, and lung cancer

Missing Vernors.

extremely good post

it's only missing the canned bread and the vicks vapor rub

>>12455376
wrong

>>12455371
based

>>12455374
>>12455376
It's menthol you idiots, that's the healthy kind. Read a book.

>>12455371
>Schweppes
>Not Canada Dry

Unbased and retardpilled

>>12455371
>not Canada Dry

jesus dude at least try

>>12455371
i'm drinking schweppes right now based OP since 1783
Hope you feel better. This is my favorite soup when I'm sick.

>>12455399
>>12455403
>Wanting the shitty Canadian knockoff of pure Swiss perfection
wew

>>12455376
dammit I was gonna say that

>>12455371

well well well, what's going on here, boys

>>12455376
>>12455423
It's exercise for your heart, pancreas, and lungs. You need to keep 'em challenged or else they'll get soft.

>>12455371
Imagine the smell

>>12455474
The smell of chicken noodle soup, ginger ale, and menthol? All of those things are pretty unoffensive in scent. Maybe ginger ale might be annoying to you if you associate it with hospital drinks or something.

>>12455474
>Not liking the smell of nice, hot chicken soup
Are you even human?

for me,

>>12455528
Don't eat that cat.

>>12455530
i do not, i only cuddle with him

>>12455376
Smoking doesn't cause lung cancer.

>>12455480
>>12455496
>smoking menthol cigarettes smells just like menthol

>>12455581
So you're just upset about cigarette smoke? You should be happy, smoking is banned almost everywhere now. I can't imagine having a personal vendetta against smoke like that.

>>12455595
I smoked for long enough to know what it does to your house. And OP’s picture is just sad. The cheapest possible chicken soup *concentrate*, barely flavored sugar water and they keystone to health: cigarettes. If the first thing OP thinks about when he starts coughing up green phlegm is, “time to switch up to menthols,” you know his carpet and couch smell like a 60’s bowling alley.

>>12455534
Enjoy your taxoplasmosis you soy sipping cocksucker. Go choke on a dick you but fucking faggot. Go fuck a take you goddamn queer. Go FUCKING DIE

>>12455700
based

>>12455700

That escalated quickly...

>>12455700
based autist

>>12455595
I don't have a personal vendetta against smoke, it just smells like shit.

Lung cancer causes smoking.

>>12455700
have sex

>>12455700
Based and redpilled. Fuck cats

>>12455421
Fuck yeah, love this shit, even the red shit (which I try not to drink cause it has shit tons of food coloring in it. Also FUCKING CHEERWINE

>>12455700
based toxoplasmosis schizo

>>12455556
i cause lung cancer

>>12455797
but that would kill the cat

>>12456270

>>12455371
It cures ennui? Thanatos? I doubt it.

>>12455380
Based. why can't anybody else get ginger ale right

>>12455371
Based and redpilled

>>12455371
Wont cure your lung cancer

>>12455376
>drinking a ginger ale every once and a while when your sick will give you diabetes
I'm not sure what's worse being diabetic or being this paranoid about what you're eating

>>12457587
It's really weird how terrified everyone is of sugar now.
If you're fat your problem is the same it's always been: Calories.
>inb4 you can still get diabetes without being fat
Yeah, but that's not common at all and nobody legitimate blames sugar for non-overweight adults getting type 2 diabetes. In those cases it's probably one of two things: A) you have some yet undiscovered genetic quirk that allowed this to happen or B) you were really overweight and that got hit with diabetes so hard you urinated out all your excess weight rapidly before ending up in the hospital where they diagnosed you.
https://www.diabetes.org.uk/guide-to-diabetes/enjoy-food/eating-with-diabetes/diabetes-food-myths/myth-sugar-causes-diabetes
>With Type 2 diabetes, though we know sugar doesn’t directly cause Type 2 diabetes, you are more likely to get it if you are overweight. You gain weight when you take in more calories than your body needs, and sugary foods and drinks contain a lot of calories.

For me, its Greek yogurt, sprite, and if it's not a sore throat, spicy cheez-its.

>>12455674
>The cheapest possible chicken soup *concentrate*
Campbell's condensed soups are a treasure of wholesome Americana you heretical swine.

>>12457587
They're not saying it will cause it. They're saying ginger ale won't cure diabetes you reactionistic fuck

>>12457766
The implication is still that it's harmful in a particular way related to diabetes. It's not like diabetes was picked at random as an example of something ginger ale merely doesn't cure. The joke wouldn't make sense if they picked Lou Gehrig's disease for example, and ginger ale definitely doesn't cure Lou Gehrig's disease either.
It's predicated on you mentally connecting sugar with diabetes. Same way it's predicated on you mentally connecting the sodium in soup with high blood pressure and the carcinogens in cigarettes with lung cancer.

>>12457863
>The joke wouldn't make sense if they picked Lou Gehrig's disease for example, and ginger ale definitely doesn't cure Lou Gehrig's disease either.
>The joke
>joke

>>12458233
"Joke" doesn't have to mean "not true."

>>12458233
Also it changes nothing even if you interpret that post as being super-serious and not at all meant to be cute or funny. You still have the point that there was a clear intention to associate the three items in the picture with those three diseases.

>>12457698
warhol is a hack

>>12458251
He's fine. Retards just can't get over the part where it isn't filled with complicated details. His pictures provides a neat window into his weird and quasi-autistic worldview where mass produced commodities like Campbell's soup and Coca-Cola are an overlooked part of our modern culture and the democratizing virtues that set it apart from others.
>What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.

>>12458267
here's your worldview bro

Menthols are good for sore throats.

>>12458294
That one was actually recovered from the studio after he was already dead. It was probably just a joke kind of thing he'd show people to shock them.
He did have something similar to that which he made public which is his Oxidations series. That idea was less about making fun of art and more about a genuine mild appreciation / interest in the patterns and colors you could make with the reaction between uric acid and copper.
https://www.warhol.org/lessons/oxidations-and-abstraction/

>>12455371
For me, it"s nice bowl of Phó

>really cures your sickness instead of giving you a dopamine rush to hide it

>really cures your sickness instead of giving you a dopamine rush to hide it

>>12458327
>jacks off onto canvas
I appreciate the patterns

>>12458360
I'm more into the soup, Coca-Cola, and Elvis prints personally, but if that's your thing then go for it anon.

>>12455398
>smoking is healthy

>>12457698
Campbell’s condensed soup are an artifact of a stupider time when people still thought cigarettes could improve health.

How hard is it to acquire freshly made soup in 2019? When I’ve got a cold, I’d much rather not be sucking down a can of sodium to go with my dehydration.

>>12458638
The salt dries the bacteria up though.

>>12458638
>pretending any "freshly made soup" you didn't simmer yourself isn't just as laden with sodium
loling @ ur life

>>12458644
this, and you can water it down as much as you like. if you hate flavor of course

>>12455410
Fool

>>12458638
You need sodium to properly hydrate your body