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You have the ability to turn any food into a human being to have sex with. Which food you pick and why?

>> No.12450709

>>12450700
Your thread sucks, fag.

>> No.12450710

>>12450700
Anything newly grown.

>> No.12450717

veal

>> No.12450719
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>>12450710
Kinda figured someone would say sprouts.

>> No.12450854

>>12450700
>GuyFuckingMcChicken.webm

>> No.12450886

Calamari.

>> No.12450889

>>12450700
Well, you can eat almost any animal, so I'd take my pic of monster-girl waifus.

Lamia, arachne, and nekomata are my top picks.

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>>12450889
The more traditional food animals aren't too bad either.

>> No.12450919

>>12450700
Warm apple pie.

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>>12450919
I wonder how much of this stuff is actually out there...

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>>12450931
Ginjika? A lot.
Especially for desserts.

>> No.12450956

>>12450886
Huh. Didn't think the wives of Japanese fishermen browsed 4chan.

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>>12450931
>>12450946
cute

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>>12450956
When you browse old Japanese art and realize it's women having sex with sea creatures, priests exorcising menstruations, and village women pissing on kappa; you realize America's insistence on them censoring porn, or the radiation, had nothing to do with their weirdness.

>> No.12451129

Oysters

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>>12451129

>> No.12451352

>>12451129
>>12451348
I'd shuck that.

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>>12450700
Chocolate Moose

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a plump peach

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Baklava.

>> No.12451529

A nice think and juicy aged steak

>>12450717
pedo get out

>> No.12451540

>>12450700
>I'm from /b/ and this is the most food related thought I can muster up
Go back.