/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12443364
what?

>>12443364
In my experience, most brands of chips just rip down the side. Fucking faggots need to straighten their shit out.

>>12443364
Uh, the Kettle chips I buy have a little slot cut at the top to make it incredibly easy to tear open, maybe it’s just Canadian Kettle chips, or you’re just a weak simpleton.

I don't trust my fat ass to buy the 2lb bag at Costco op you sound like some soylent drinking fag get a sharp knife and cut the top then you can use a chip clip to seal it off

>>12443364
I think pic related is more you.

>>12443364
Stop trying to open them with your retard strength and just get a pair of scissors. Or have your helper cut it open with a pair of safety scissors for you.

>that guy who eats the whole bag in one sitting

Kettle needs to stop being way shittier and more expensive than the Dirty's I can get for 97 cents at the shitty grocery store in my half burnt down rural CA town.

Guilty as charged on the bag rippage as well, though. Nothing to do but zip-loc em.

Pussy. Get some real hands

>>12443364
That's all of them now. It helps them to make people consume more. Just dump them into a big ziplock bag.
Maybe that's their way of being climate friendy which is full of shit.

>>12443364
soyboy

>>12443364
just give the bag to your boyfriend and let him open it

>>12443986
theyre pretty normal

>>12444020
kind of like a used condom, that's not a good sight for me, for faggots I suspect they worship it.

>>12444028

Don't cut yourself now OP

fuck
do you have opposible thumbs?
can you tie your own shoelaces?
fuck

>>12443364
Do you drink Soylent? Honest question.

>>12443986
You must be the fattest man alive.

>>12443364
it's so you burn calories before canceling them out with those godly chips
wish I could find Korean BBQ flavor in the full size bag

>>12444448
Why's that pussy?

>>12443364
surely you can't be serious

also >>12444444

>>12443364
they need to bring back the Dill ones that made them popular in the first place

>>12443364
nah, i feel you OP
The bags are retardedly hard to open

>>12443364
Use scissors you fucking mongoloid

We really need to stop making people that bitch about the difficulty of opening a bag of chips.

>>12443364
Motherfuckers need to bring back pic related. Fiery thai is close but it's not the same.

>>12444758
Because your fingers are that of a bloatlord

>>12443364
I've literally never had a problem opening a bag of crisps. Are Americans really so stupid that they struggle with such a basic task?

>>12443364
BASED VOODOO COMING THROUGH

>>12447093
>Grandma! Help me open this jar of pickles!
Programmer detected.

>>12447093
>Virgin incel sticcboi has a phobia of real man hands

Lol

>>12447546
>real man hands
You mean "lardass hands"?

>>12448391
Fuckin' handlets.

>>12448422
Whatever you say, Tubba Grease

you've been opening your chips wrong.

also stop eating chips fatass

>>12448429
Who're you insulting, kiddie-mitts?

>>12447487
Bappo is the best chip tbdesu

>>12448430
real fatass and a gay weeb detected

>>12447487
Mmm. Nothing like a fresh bag of Bappos with an ice cold Bang's Root Beer. Mmm...

>>12443986
Hows your heart? 'Sausage fingers' can be a sign of heart problems or general blood pressure issues.

Best Chips coming thru here.

>>12448921
God I wish I had sausage fingers.

>>12443430
uhh wtf is the point of leftover chips?

>>12443364
You stupid pillow biting retard.
First, learn to open a bag of chips. I'm pretty sure niggers can do it properly so that means you can too.
Second, unless you're buying the salt and vinegar variety you're a god damned mongoloid
Third, have sex

>>12448422
Is that a foot?

>>12443437
or cut the bag open at the top...

>>12450513
Are you hard of sight? I'm holding a DVD.

>>12450529
Answer the question

>>12443364
literally never had this problem are you sure you're not retarded?

>>12448865
For me, it's oliet bangs because I try to keep my weight in check

>>12443986
like a little baby

>>12443364
what the fuck happened to my honey baked ham, kettle just keeps going down hill