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Proof that even beheaded fish prefer the refreshing taste of coca-cola?

>>12438829
Do not play with food.

>>12438829
This just made me really sad about killing animals.

>>12438898
Liberal faggot

>>12438898
Fish are so stupid, they're practically not even alive

His last drink wasn't even a Dr Pepper....cruel.

>>12438898
wah wah

>>12438914
that is a really impressive machine

>>12438905
We’re smart enough to distribute all kinds of food all over to the point we no longer have to eat them. The fact they are little dumb-dumbs means we should protect their dumb-asses instead of chopping their heads off and playing with them.

...not that I’m ACTUALLY going to go vegan... or even vegetarian. It just makes me sad.
#Triggered #HypocritePilled

>>12438914
Crabs are nightmarish sea-spiders that can go fuck themselves.

>>12438898
Don't feel bad, fish don't have feelings.

>>12438932
I'm not vegan or vegetarian, but the lack of empathy people show torturing animals, not during efficient production of food, but just for fun, unnerves me greatly. It's not a toy.

>>12438932

You're pretty fuckin' stupid but I don't think a bear would hesitate giving you an agonizing death while it eats you alive

>>12438962

Prove it's not a toy. Watch cats play with mice, are you going to moral fag them too?

what a fucking cunt fish

>>12438898
it's okay to eat fish, cause they don't have any feelings

>>12438932
That's not going to happen unless we dramatically decrease our consumption of meat.
The scale we consume meat, we can't afford to treat them humanely.
Maybe when lab grown meat gets to the point where it's universally accepted and we only need to rely on like 1000 host animals, we're going to be sleeping in the bed we made.

>>12438954
They are dummies but they know pain, fear, and probably confusion so that’s enough. You don’t need to have complex feelings like ennui to have any value.

>>12438962
This. Thank you.

>>12438966
Of course they would, they’s Eat the fuck outta me. What a silly reply.
Bears aren’t smart enough to farm. They don’t know any other way. I don’t blame them for a second.

>>12438914
sleep tight crabber

>>12438905
UNTRUE.

Fish are much more intelligent than society has led on. Even small goldfish have emotions.

>>12438978
I’d go as far as to say those people were on the clock while sticking cans of coke in fish mouths pre and post mortem costing their company more money than it would have cost if they hadn’t.

Yeah, if they invent an EMP for cows or fish or whatever that’d be ideal but until then I’ll settle for not being so cavalier with the animals who are unwillingly sacrificing their lives so we can get a few noochies (nutrients.)

I’m just venting. I’m not trying to direct anger at anyone here... unless those were your hands in OPs vid.

>>12438898
I wanna fuck the vegan out of you

>>12439080
Oh, go read a book. I’m not Vegan. ...yet

...someone will have to volunteer to fuck the vegan INTO me first.
(I’m kidding. That’s gross and it isn’t even a thing.)

>>12439106
Do you need a dicking?

>>12438914
>>12438931 >>12438941 >>12439004
Those enough upvotes for the sequel

>>12439137
I watched this while humming Powerhouse by Raymond Scott. It's lots of fun.

>>12439106
>That’s gross and it isn’t even a thing.
yet

>>12438898
You know what makes me sad? A lack of pictures of Audrey's feet

>>12439158
Amen.

>>12439158
Post feet Audrey. Don't worry, it's board related because I am sure they are very tasty.

>>12439168
>>12439158
You can’t just amen yourself.

>>12439117
No. Thank you for checking though.

>>12439154
No, not ever.

>>12439173
>>12439168
>>12439158
Nein mein n’eggers

>>12438914
They're going through strogification.

>>12439176
There are dozens of feet fans here, Audrey. You know it.

>>12439188
Well this thread certainly took a turn so I’m gonna go find another.

Go wank and come back when your heads aren’t full of cum.

>>12439185
do it for those fish audrey

>>12438977
somethin in the way yea mmmmmmmmmm

>>12439207
We can't handle you tantalizing your feet in front of us Audrey. We at /ck/ love to try the taste of delicious new things.

>>12438898
God gave us dominion over all animals anon.

>>12438829
hey why is this impressive?
even a baby (lets say 9 months) can generate enough force with their arms to break open a can of coke if they slammed it on the ground
once the seal has been broken, you realize it's less than a millimeter thin sheet of aluminum right?Like twice the thickness of aluminum foil (maybe)