/ck/ - Food & Cooking

im with you on this. the presentation, the portions, the creative flavors. its a lot of fun.

>>12416953
Honestly. I appreciate the adventurous nature of a lot of it. Some of it ends up being a letdown, but some of it also ends up being really unique and memorable enough for me to make ersatz versions at home.

>>12416947
gross

>>12416947
Im just mad it doesn't come with booze.

>>12416991
Make it at home with irish cream.
>>12416967
To each their own, man

I made butterbeer at home and it was fucking disgusting, I hope this is actually good

>>12416947
>butterbeer
Do Americans really??

>>12417787
Yes. We do.
t. Europoor larper

>>12417702
What recipe did you use?

>>12418219
I put butter in beer. The recipe is obvious.

>>12418224
This better be bait

>>12416947
Unf

>>12416947
I don't get it. Its just gussied up junk food you pay a shit ton of money for at a place you've already paid a shit ton of money for. For the price of the entire day at a theme park I could eat some of the very best food in the world. And then have money to buy a six pack of beer and have my wife suck my dick til she gets lock jaw for taking her out to a world class dinner.

>>12417787
Harry Potter takes place in England.

>>12418258
bait

>>12418266
I doubt it. Have you seen the movies? English movies don't have a budget anything like that. It's definitely Hollywood.

>>12418278
How is that bait? This thread is basically mcchicken goes to Disneyland

>>12418292
>mcchicken
Now that is a sandwich for me

I remember trying the pumpkin juice at universal studios years ago and feeling garbage for the rest of the day.

>>12416947
I didn't like the blue milk but the green was ok

>butter beer
>butter coffee
>deep fried butter
YAMERO

>>12416947
>costs $15
heh, nothin personnel

>>12418242
Dole whip isn’t that good desu.

>>12418305
I enjoyed the taste, but only for a few sips. Sugary shit should be taken in moderation

>>12418330
Scotland started the deep fried curiosities trend when they did Mars bars and everything else. Then it came to US fairgrounds.

>>12418337
Sorry, mouseshill. You’re conflating it with the cost of Mickey Mouse balloons (real shit look it up).

>>12418352
>>12418337
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IMAGINE PAYING THIS MUCH FOR A BALLOON

>>12418352
>>12418362
This is why I hate amusement parks. The last time that I went to one I was forced to spend $15 on some chicken tenders and fries.

>>12418219
I used this
>https://loveisinmytummy.com/2016/05/5-ingredient-non-alcoholic-butterbeer.html
It was so sweet I wanted to throw up, the flavor of the cream soda and the butter clashed really badly, and after a while of sitting on the table the cream and marshmallow fluff congealed into this horrible film. In hindsight I have no idea what the fuck we were thinking, the ingredient list sounds like something a 5 year old throws together before telling you to close your eyes and open your mouth, in the end it was the girl who chose the recipe who made the call to throw that shit down the toilet.

>>12418382
Universal prices are much more fair than Disney prices, although they’ve been inflating the butter beer prices and that fucking sucks. They doubled it since release.

>>12418352
>$7 (seven) dollarydoos for a drink with 0 booze
>pretending its a good deal
I swear theme park enthusiasts are the second most cucked bootlicking consumers in the world behind cruise ship fans.

I hope this butterbeer thread reaches the 300+ posts of the retard who wanted to make butterbeer for his gf's birthday thread. That was a classic.

>>12416955
Have Tex Mex, Sex.

>>12418415
For theme park food, especially compared to Disney parks? It absolutely is. Context matters, anon.

>>12418392
That’s kind of on you for following it without thinking too hard. The better recipe is to make a brown sugar syrup and mix into cream soda

>>12418382
My parents took me and my sister to Disneyland but wouldn't allow us to eat or even drink anything and we got so hungry and dehydrated that after a while we couldn't enjoy the rides and begged to go home, but my parents demanded we stay until after the fireworks to get the full price of admission. Shit sucked.

>>12418382
Disney is amazing if you’re not poor.

>t. Annual pass holder

>>12418392
1
cup light or dark brown sugar
2
tablespoons water
6
tablespoons butter
1/2
teaspoon salt
1/2
teaspoon cider vinegar
3/4
cup heavy cream, divided
1/2
teaspoon rum extract
4
(12 oz) bottle cream soda

1
In a small saucepan over medium heat, combine the brown sugar and water. Bring to a gentle boil and cook, stirring often, until the mixture reads 240°F on a candy thermometer.
2
Stir in the butter, salt, vinegar and 1/4 of the heavy cream. Set aside to cool to room temperature.
3
Once the mixture has cooled, stir in the rum extract.
4
In a medium bowl, combine 2 tablespoons of the brown sugar mixture and the remaining 1/2 cup of heavy cream. Use an electric mixer to beat until just thickened, but not completely whipped, about 2 to 3 minutes.
5
To serve: divide the brown sugar mixture between 4 tall glasses (about 1/4 cup for each glass). Add 1/4 cup of cream soda to each glass, then stir to combine. Fill each glass nearly to the top with additional cream soda, then spoon the whipped topping over each.

>>12418430
Thanks, I'll do that if I ever make butterbeer again (which let's be honest I probably won't)

>>12418428
That makes 0 sense.

>>12418438

Shitty parents

>>12418451
Its still pretty gay. I just keep thinking that I would rather be spending my time in Europe or something.

>>12418474
Okay Muhammad. Disney always hatted Muslims.

>>12418451
I'm not poor, and the reason that I'm not poor is that I don't piss away insane amounts of money on frivolous shit like childrens' theme parks and their overpriced foods.

>>12418465
>anons parents save up a thousand or more dollars to take their kids on a vacation to Disney land
>shitty because they didn't buy him junk food
Fuck outta here.

>>12418459
>universal food is 10 dollars less than the same thing at Disney
>WTF THIS MAKES NO SENSE

>>12418488
They didn’t Buy him any food or water

>>12418486
Weird place to go with that insult, I honestly didn't think I was going to get turned into a Muslim in your straw man.

>>12418490
>that guy who price checks his amusement parks
Stop being poor white trash

i think churros when done right are only one deserving of hype

>>12418515
>stop looking at prices goy

>>12416947
The restaurant food at the Harry Potter park actually looks 10/10 and way better than all the meme sweets.

>>12418438
Isn't it illegal to run a place like that without providing access to free tap water for drinking?

>>12418525
Its really not even about the prices... If you don't get it its just a class thing
>>12418527
>10/10
Anon I...

>>12416947
I do security there, tell me where you are so I can come kick you out

>>12418532
Yes and they allow you to come and go as you please and bring in as much outside food and drink as you like. He's either lying for yous or his child mind turned the slightest inconvenience and discomfort into the holocaust.

>>12418362
Well moat of the peole who go there are stibking rich so why not?

>>12418415
What the fucking fuck did you just say about cruise ships?

>>12418527
The food was good but the portions were appallingly small.
I got bangers and mash and it was one sausage sliced up, and a few spoonfuls of mash.
They had “wizard ale” or some gay shit that was a really good dark porter of some sort, wish I’d asked what it was.

>>12418350
one image on the internet does not make it true, do you got sauce for that?

>>12416947
>themepark food
Good luck being broke after getting a churro or a fucking turkey leg.

>>12418266
Scotland actually

>>12418703
wrong, how about you read the books?

>>12418801
I read the first one. I don't want to trudge through that incredibly bad writing four or five more times.

>>12418801
>In the novels, Hogwarts is somewhere in Scotland[10][11]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogwarts#School_location_and_information

>>12418703
Ah, Scotland. the Land of Faries and Magick Thinking

>>12418486
He also hated labor, you know, the people that produced his goods and services? He was virulently anti-union and paid his workers shit until they finally organized and he was dragged screaming and wailing to the collective bargaining table.

Ironic that the right hates disney now, since they themselves have done their damndest to fuck over labor.

>>12416947
The food at Universal Studios and Disney parks is almost always really fucking good. The Wizarding World menu is delicious and the BTTF/Cletus fried chicken is the best fried chicken I've ever had that wasn't homemade.
>>12418452
>>12418392
>>12418430
You fucking idiots. It's literally butterscotch flavored cream soda with a non-dairy whipped cream on top. If you want to make it at home just mix Smuckers butterscotch syrup(from the bottle, not jar) into cream soda and put some Reddi-Whip on top. None of the recipes online taste anything like the stuff at the parks because they're overthinking it.

>>12418961
It's more ironic that the left is working just as hard to fuck over labor, considering that is traditionally their support base. With an agenda like that the right could get any retard into power with no competition.

>>12418397
>They doubled it since release
That's a wild exaggeration.

>>12418970
The brown sugar one does because it uses rum extract, and your retarded “recipe” lacks that. The rum extract flavoring is what ties the whole thing together. Think before you talk shit, faggot.

>>12418487
>i'm not poor
>but $15 is an insane amount of money

>>12416947
That's good shit.
Nothing stopping you from bringing rum in to add either.

>>12419008
It’s completely true without a hint of hyperbole. If anything, I underexaggerated.

>>12418977
how are they?

Expanded insurance coverage? Paid work programs? Free community college?

No it's probably the small tax cut for the lower class that only came at a huge tax cut for the upper class. Maybe it was the forced arbitration between specific b2b contracts that benefits the larger company. No wait, maybe it's the subsidies for dying companies to keep them afloat for a few more years that we also pay for with no results but it gives good PR.

You're ignorance is fucking disgusting.

>>12419014
$15 dollars isn’t isane for a meal. It’s insane for a balloon.

>>12418607
>The food was good but the portions were appallingly small.
You must be fat as fuck.
>They had “wizard ale” or some gay shit that was a really good dark porter of some sort, wish I’d asked what it was.
All of the beers there that have Wizardy names are made exclusively for the parks.

>>12419011
There is no rum extract in the shit at the parks, fuckface.
>>12419017
That was only for the first few weeks iirc. Almost everything was cheaper when it first opened to juice the sales and give them numbers to brag about. Robes for like $40, wand $18, etc.

>>12419021
Pushing most working class jobs overseas, flooding the local job market with new unskilled workers to ensure the remaining jobs are of suppressed value.

>>12419040
>there is no rum extract
Did you fucking test it yourself in a lab? It has a rum flavor to it and literally everyone else will agree.

>>12419046
You can't fight globalism ya know

It's like trying to fight the industrial revolution. The right call is to put yourself in a better position for the new state of things

>>12419051
The people who created it have responded to questions about the ingredients on social media. They haven't given the actual recipe, but they've said about 15 things that AREN'T in it. That includes alcohol flavors(which was asked about because in the books Butterbeer has a small amount of alcohol in it). They also said everyone who's trying to figure it out is overthinking it and including way too many ingredients. I think they said there are like 6 ingredients in it, including for the topping.

>>12419067
>that includes alcohol flavors(which was asked about because in the books Butterbeer has a small amount of alcohol in it)
Cite this because it literally tastes like rum extract (the topping and the hot, the cold soda itself is literally just cream soda).

>>12419073
Nigger, I don't have tweets from theme park employees bookmarked. And you're kidding yourself into thinking you have some super-tongue that detects faint flavor molecules at 1 part per billion.

>>12419082
>Nigger, I don't have tweets from theme park employees bookmarked.
Oh, so you pulled it out of your ass then? Okay.
>And you're kidding yourself into thinking you have some super-tongue that detects faint flavor molecules at 1 part per billion.
Never claimed this. The rum extract flavor is very present and detectable.

>>12419073
Oh, and the hot butterbeer is the same beverage heated up and with a bit of the topping mixed in before more topping gets put on top.

>>12418343

>>12419105
If you don't like pineapple then dole whips are shit.

>>12419082
>>12419067
>>12419040
>seething this hard over people making an ersatz version of a shitty soda
Fat fuck redditor detected. Only truly authentic Harry Potter fizzy water for this man!

>>12419116
>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

>>12419123
Obsessing over the authenticity of a drink from an overrated kid's book series is as reddit as it gets.

>>12419127
>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

>>12418438
your parents suck.

Do you guys remember when the dinosaur area in Disney World was completely mcdonald's themed? I thought that was just a fever dream of my 12 year old mind until I watched the defunctland episode.

>>12418292
>mcchicken goes to Disneyland

>>12419046
>it pisses me off so much Maria and Jose are taking that job I was trying for to pick blueberries in 98F heat for $5/gallon for 15 hours/day
LMAO! You'd collapse within 2 hours of attempting to work any of those scarry illegal immigrant jobs like slaughterhouse, field work or construction. Stay bitter and fat in your mom's basement and support those who are literally fucking you up the ass, lol!
>b-but muh national crisis
Yeah, we have about 10 of those that are much higher priority.

>>12419133
I remember that, and when MGM studios had a McDonalds fry stand, thats all they made. Those were legit some of the best fries I've had

>>12418397

Yeah but Universal fucking blows

>>12416947
Impossible to create butter beer in real life.

It's suppose to make you feel drunk but not really drunk.

A drink from the books that is a walking contradiction.

>>12418382
>>12418397
I want to ask, how can every theme park sells those expensive large turkey legs?

>>12418527
>>12418607
British food is suppose to be shit, though.

>>12419497
Said the mouse shill

>>12419110
>he doesn't know about the Raspberry and Orange flavors

>>12418343
die

Hmmm "butter beer" vanilla cream soda with whipped cream and butterscotch candy crushed on the whipped cream, maaaaybe a hint of cinnamon but thats over kill. I have never tasted this but please tell me it's what I just described.

>>12418490
City walk, bubba gumps. Bubba gumps is so good man. Coconut shrimp is my main go to.

>>12416947
>tried this at universal studios
>it’s fucking disgustingly sweet
>tastes like someone poured butterscotch syrup into a mug and put whip cream on top

No thanks. I’m not 6 years old anymore.

>>12418536
You have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you fucking child.

I had a buddy who made his own butterbeer but it was with butterscotch schnaps and some kind of porter/stout. It was delicious and not just a butterscotch shake like disney probably sells

>>12418607
>bangers

do anglos really do this

>>12420418
Yeah. Australians too. Maybe not zoomers anymore. Slang is changing over time, of course.

>>12419889
Cream soda is already vanilla flavored, dingus.

>>12419551
The fuck are you even asking? Turkey legs are dirt cheap.

Who galaxy edge here
?

>>12418266
yes, but americans are the ones who are obsessed with it.

>>12420507
Is that why there’s Harry Potter shit everywhere in the UK but only at theme parks in the US?

Even though the Harry Potter world was a huge fucking massive success, I miss the original medieval island in Islands of Adventure. I wonder how much money they made from those wands.

>>12421471
I don't know about wands, but apparently less than six months of sales of Butterbeer alone recouped the entire cost of licensing and building the Wizarding World in Orlando.

>>12420503
I'm going in August as part of a D23 trip. It'll be my first time at Disneyland so it'll be interesting to see if there are any good food choices there.

>>12418452
>cream soda
>heavy cream
>sugar
>butter
>vinegar

This sounds like the most repulsive thing on Earth. Who the fuck eats this?

>>12419014
>paying $15 for literally just air inside some thin plastic

See, I'm smart. I can go to the park and get a free doggy shit bag they make available and capture my own wild air with it to make a nice homemade balloon. More durable and has more charm than a corporately manufactured mouse balloon.

>>12418224

>>12419110
nigga do you know how many flavors they have now?

>>12419896
To each their own, man. Stop shitting on people for having a sweet tooth

>>12421747
>I’m so fucking smart I post on 4chan
Hahaha! Oh wow!

>>12418451
Disneyland is for minorities, fat suburban boomers, and mentally unstable women.

>>12421948
Most of the people I see at Disneyland are middle class white people and obnoxious white millennials that treat Disney like a religion.

>>12421943
not him, but if you're so out of arguments that you have to resort to insulting him for posting on 4chan, this thing you are also doing, then you should just stop posting.

>>12421775
When I was a kid all they had was pineapple. I haven't paid attention to dole whips since then.

>>12422090
What argument needs to made? He's bragging about having a ton of money and then says $15 is an "insane" amount of money.

>>12422103
He never said he had more money. Learn to read.

>>12422103
look at this retard posting on 4chan
what kind of IDIOT would post on 4chan?!?!

>>12422119
Exactly.

>>12422141
fucking moron don't have opinions because they're WRONG because YOU post on 4chan, IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!

>>12418392
>>12418452
>>12418397
Not gonna lie my brother made the Babish version of this and surprisingly it was pretty damn good and was sorta accurate to the foam at the park.

>>12421943
Well it was sarcasm so I'm not surprised it went over your head.

>>12420418
During the war when meat was rationed, sausages had so much water in them that they were liable to explode, hence 'bangers'

>>12418549
the holocaust was a slight inconvenience tho, just seen through the eyes of a jew

You'd have to drink a shitload of high-alcohol butterbeer to get through one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>12422746
based "No!" poster

>>12416991
>not bringing a sprite bottle filled with vodka to the theme park
i feel bad for you

>>12422746
Fuck you! Clifford for President deserves nothing more than God Tier.

>>12422758
Superior.

>>12422746
>huck finn and LOTR
>shit tier
You're a faggot.

>>12422794
>Lel, muh n-word book!
Pathetic

>>12422794
>>12422776
newfags falling for an ancient meme jfc

>>12422964
I was just joking about clifford, i've seen this picture before

>>12422839
I know the tier list was a meme, but huck finn is much more than an N WORD EBIN MEME.

Just melt some butter and drink it you absolute mongoloids holy shit

>>12422746
Your pic indicates you know nothing about how to evaluate literature but then again, your home board is probably /lit/ which explains everything.

>>12423030
its a meme you dip

>>12423038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPhXA2zHCU

>>12422746
To be fair all those books sucked. No way The Stranger is god tier.

>>12422972
>>12422978
>>12423103
>i-i know it was a meme but
"No!"

>>12422839
>all he took away from huckleberry finn was the fact that Mark Twain used the word nigger
You're an actual brainlet.

>>12423250
It was groundbreaking for its time though.

>>12421490
The wand costs between 45-52$ and every kid in the entire park has one. It's so big that Disney is making their own version with lightsabers.
Pic-related.

>>12418438
My dad tried this same shit on me and my brother so we asked a park employee if she could help us. Long story short they called the cops and our father got arrested for child cruelty and neglect. He had priors so now that motherfucker is rotting in a prison in Orlando. We ended up getting free snacks and sodas too

>>12425039
i heard its common for girls to use those toys as their first dildo. not sure if true

>>12422505
>Not gonna lie my brother made the Babish version of this and surprisingly it was pretty damn good and was sorta accurate to the foam at the park.

>>12418397
Universal prices are more fair. And food/drinks at the leaky cauldron are legit good. Not theme park food good, but actual good.

Also, butterbeer is like liquid crack and the rides/lines at Universal are so much better.

>>12423238
Camus is based
:-v(

Food network magazine has a recipe for butterbeer. Someone make it and compare it to the real thing. There's also recipes for dole whips, boysenberry pie from knott's, apple fries from legoland, and cinnamon bread from dollywood.

>>12425197

>>12418281
>movies must take place in the real location they were shot

>>12419549
>natty ice
>whipped cream
wa la!

>>12425522
That recipe is not accurate. The real thing is non-dairy.

>>12425522
>1 cup of sugar
diabetes

>>12421747
If you're not poor only because you never splurge, then you're poor.

>>12418382
>>12418438
>taking your kids to a theme park and not being able to afford it
It's not like they need to more than once. The place never changes

>>12418488
I bet you were feeling pretty self-righteous when you wrote that, weren't you? If you can't even afford basic necessities after your park tickets, you shouldn't have gone in the first place.
>Here's a yacht I blew a few hundred grand on
>but to save money, I didn't pack any food OR fresh water! if you're thirsty, take a piss, fuckhead.

>>12418438
Should've done what >>12425133 did and gotten some water. If they'd pulled that shit on you in temperatures over 100 degrees F, which is easily reachable in Anaheim, you could've died of heatstroke.

>>12421747
Great idea. The staff could get some laughs for a change when they see you stomping around with a blown-up shopping-bag on a leash. Might even get a kind offer from the Fairy Godmother to turn it into a real balloon.

>>12425259
>he actually cooked something, what a *oy-boy

>>12419142
I guess ck really is full of roasties

>>12418343
Wrong