/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm eating spaghetti in my underpants.

>dessert*

>>12410471
Fitting meal for a cockroach

>>12410471
Bro she need some eyedrops her shit is bloodshot

>>12410472
>not eating nakey

Also why did you make her cry anon

>>12410472
Sup breakfast-spaghetti bro

>>12410471
when she dump you, I will eat her tight püzz

>>12410477
>said the cockroach

>>12410471
Would like to take her out with my fist

>>12410471
Isnt it dangerous to have a chair right near some stairs like that. If she falls backwards shes going for a long roll.

>>12410471
>red eyes because chinks force themselves to wear cosmetic lenses 24/7
Unreal levels of vanity

>>12410471
i ate 4 frozen blueberry waffles with nothing on them

>>12410471
2 cups of coffee an a fat lip of grizz

I'm getting ready to take your gf back to my place.
Thanks for feeding her.

that fake smile lmao

>>12410471
I took her out for breakfast, too. You're a lucky fella, anon...she gives a mean BJ.

>>12410611
>all according to keikaku

I was lying naked on the sofa eating hobo beans earlier today, I can't handle this weather.

2 pastries for you?

>>12410471
chinks are more neurotic than jews. her smile is contorted like shes also about to cry. really sick creatures those chinks.

>>12410471
Tfw you will never have a qt Asian gf

>>12410471
I cooked french toast topped with warm cinnamon apples and drizzled with maple syrup with my gf for breakfast. (pic not mine but looked similar)

>>12412105
your gf is very lucky to be going out with a gay man :)))

Back when i DID have a gf i would cook most nights and she ended up getting a bit of weight...
also i would leave a wrapped donut from her favorite place on top of her pajamas in my closet whenever she had a rough day

>>12410472
Based

>>12410472
Me too, except it's mac and cheese and I didn't bother with the underpants

>>12410471
that's not your gf lmao.

>>12410472
based

>>12412280
That's probably the girl I would have had a crush in if I were in that class.

>>12410472
Why not eat spaghetti on a plate like a normal human, you mong

>>12410472
hmmm interesting VERY INTERESTING

>>12410471
I make the bitch take me out,
I mean wtf, I did all the work the night before.

>>12412359
She is cute yet homely and has thick thighs.

>>12410471
Took her out for dinner

HAHA, look at MY gf guys

>>12412490
>>12412468
Cringe. That was actually my gf. Another pic

>>12412243
Mr. Brosnan? is that you?

>>12412579
stop creeping on this poor girl dawg. damn. she's visibly distraught

>>12412579
>>12412490
>Implying Asians look any different from one another
>>12412740
Based Architect poster

>>12412579
>>12410471
Took my gf out to dinner guise wadda ya think? Am I cool yet?

>>12412579
You better be asian. Race mixing is not allow on /ck/.

>>12412822
Where's the bear and the gay blowjob?

>>12412822
>she can't even release the phone in her left hand while on a date
This is why we're all doomed.

>>12410471
Went to work.

>>12410471
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>12412099
why do women feel the need to post this shit on social media?

>>12413384
You literally can't stop staring at a screen right now and I'm pretty sure your fat ass eats in front of the computer.

>>12410471
Is that fire extinguisher there so she can spray her cats away?

>>12412444
fat and low standards, got it.

>>12412579
looks like she's been kidnapped and is being forced to smile. you a rapist?

>>12413047
Whites breeding with Asians produce the hottest chicks though.