/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Egg cake

scorched egg

Anything /fit/ "cooks"

>>12410755
That poor bastard will never live it down.

>>12410755
is this a concealed Joe Rogan thread?

I ate those food

>>12410822
Geez what a waste

>>12411118
Here's the follow up.

>>12410990
Saddest, flyoverest sushi I've ever seen.

>>12411126
To be fair, most sushi in the US is flyover sushi. The only sushi worth a damn is classic maki, nigiri and gunkan. All that mayo/bulldog/panko/fried/cream cheese shit can fuck off.

>>12411140
California rolls are my favorite.

>>12410972
This looks exactly like something I would eat

>>12410988
based

>>12410755

for me, its kranch

>>12410988
Kek source thread?

>>12410755

>>12411118
>>12411124
>two different pans
>haha I sure showed them

>>12410988

>>12411348
Are you dumb? It's literally the same pan. Long handle on bottom, squared hollow handle at top, pouring spouts on both sides.

>>12410755
Test

Fuck off Boulder

>>12410972
>You know I'm talkin' bout deenz...

>>12410755

>>12411509
Whats that in the middle

>>12411536
>/ck/ cooking with autism

>>12410990

>>12411536
I've seen people do worse things with a coathanger

>>12411559
Bitch, what kinda plate is that

>>12411538
yolk

>>12411140
>>12411150
>mayo/bulldog/panko/fried/cream cheese shit
>California rolls
All literally not flyover inventions

>>12411591
More like yikes

>>12411559
what the fuck

>>12410822
should have roughly broken the yolks and added scallions and some lap cheong. drizzle with soy sauce and sesame oil at the end before serving to keto gym buddies. chink steamed egg is godly.

>>12410896
there's something very soviet bloc eastern european about this picture

>>12411277
I hope he sees this

>>12410755
someone explain this picture to me

>>12411703
cooking eggs in a cast iron pan is a nono

>>12410822
lotta protons in that, looks good. anyone that can't eat that is LIGHTWEIGHT BABBY

>>12410972
nothing wrong with that, fag.

>>12410846
It took me a second to process this but now I feel haunted just looking at it.

>>12411396
u fucking stupid, boy? it's not even the same house

>>12411126
based flyovers

>>12410972
Sardine sandwiches are great. Cheese balls as well.

>>12410988
Amazing!

>>12410755
Hey did you know you can buy one too for the low price of $230? its artisan craftmanship at it finest with a modern artistic design. its made of space age material that evenly distributes the heat resulting in no dark areas when viewed through a thermal imaging camera.

>>12411851
>not posting the superior version

>>12411851
>>12411875
have sex

>>12411879
no u

>>12411888
I got warned for something I just posted here. What the fuck are the mods doing?

>>12411765
>North Dakota #1
Yeah I’m gonna have to say this is bullshit

>>12411656
Kill yourself

>>12411970
t. California cuck

>>12410822
imagine the braps

>>12411981
Ohio actually

>>12411739
And why is that? im assuming some chemical reason or perhaps it ruins the seasoning?

>>12412079
It was a thread from a while back where some anon dropped $230 for an artisan cast-iron pan, and he posted those disgusting eggs in said pan.
That said cast-iron is bad for eggs, because it burns them to a crisp.

>>12411739
ah, thanks. I've never used cast iron due to cleaning nonsense so I wouldn't know

>>12412060
t. Ohio cuck

>>12412093
Based Cowboy Kent Rollins has that pan, saw it on one of his videos on seasoning cast iron. I doubt he paid for it though.

>>12412122
https://youtu.be/rRZMXZfcol8?t=100

>>12412122
>>12412153
Can't imagine it's worth that absurd price tag. And that handle looks like a pain in the ass to clean.

>>12412173
of course it's not.

>>12410755

>>12411039
Ive had one, it was fine

>>12411703
hahah you dont know? fuckng trash man lol

>>12410822
You could make a big McMuffin outta that.

>>12410988
big KEK

>>12412782
I smiled.

>>12412800
I wanna run my hand through that.

>>12412800
Heheh thanks.

I can't stop looking at this photo.

>>12411559
Why is it served on a dried placenta?

>>12411703
>>12410755
I remember that, some poor bastard decided to brag about this expensive cast iron skillet he bought with this impractical handle. He decided to show off his pan in action and this is the result.

>>12410969
have you been away this past week or so?

>>12411879
bend over

>>12411739
>no no
You’re such a retard

>>12411765
This is unironically “how cheap is shit in your state” map. Just because you can buy a house for 40 grand, doesn’t mean it’s a good state. Oklahoma is awful, for example, and basically a poorer texas.

>>12411703
see:
>>12331592

>>12411765
There is literally no possible way this is true. Mississippi is one of the top 3 poorest, most crime-ridden states in America

here, i'll post two things i've personally eaten
1/2

>>12413141
2/2
god have mercy on my insides, because i have none

>>12413073
>coastiecuck hating on based 'sippi

>>12411348
This better be bait

>>12411765
As a person who has lived in Minnesota, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, and Virginia, this seems about right. Oddly enough, yes, quality of life improves immediately once you leave Indiana or Illinois.

>>12411765
>us news
The fuck? MS is a shithole on the level of northern mexico with a heaping helping of christian sharia law.
>literally bottom 3 on every measurment of quality of life (often last).

>>12411612
On sushi? You’re high as fuck if you think that style of mess came from Japan.

>>12411039
Where can I get these? All I have ever found was that image reposted everywhere but a seller.

>>12411536
I don't see anything wrong with this. Need to do this on a grill.

>>12411579

>>12411741

I'm more of a neutron man myself.

>>12413156
Nigga I'm from Biloxi. This place is a shithole

>>12410846

hey come on guys this isn't that bad

>>12411591
>>12411509
that yolk is giving me a flood of anxiety and I don't know why.

>>12412093
>>12411739
I cook eggs all the time in my cast iron with no problems.

>>12410990
L A S A G A

>>12413051
cope harder.

>>12411277
>>12411677
Nice digits unlike that thumb

>>12413832
It has cancer

>>12410896
i can feel the radiating waves of depression hit me as i look at this image, i look at this meal and think "the guy who took this picture is probably a bad day away from just hanging himself."

>>12411899
the jannie working last night got into the Kirkland whisky a little early, started throwing around warns and vans with no rhyme or reason to them; this is far too gone to bother with moderation any more...should been making that effort a year ago, closing the barn door too late so to speak; any bans or warns just drive the people keeping this board on life support away

>>12413156
Look up the HDI by state.

>>12411765
>the state with the lowest HDI of all american states (Mississippi) is somehow in the top ten of all quality of life metrics
As an aside, Arkansas has no habitability requirement in rental contracts.

>>12411899
Beats me. I caught a three-day ban from all boards for "replying to off-topic bullshit" and there was no link to the post or even the board. I think they'e gone mad with power.

>>12410755

>>12410846
dehidrated nuggets?

>>12417002
>dehidrated
Stay in school

Milk steak boiled over hard is delicious but only sub humans would serve the raw jelly beans on top instead of on the side.

>>12410822
I vomited a little.

>>12411559
is this photo from after they ate it?

>>12414149
How is that a cope? Literally everything he said is true. I can open ms paint and make a colorful bullshit map too that says the exact opposite. Stop getting all your knowledge from memes you retard.

>>12411741
Poor Ronnie. Absolutely destroyed his body.

>>12417510
>TETSUOOOOOO

>>12417510
>im only trying to find myself

>>12413244
It's coastie shit, retard. Do you even know what flyover means? Or do you just repeat every buzzword you see like a petulant child?

>>12414149
I live in oklahoma, bro. Shit sucks, even if it is dirt cheap and I can get away with living as a semi-neet below the poverty line.

>>12417869
Are... are you too retarded to understand both the coast and flyover states serve it and are both part of America? Holy shit, cringe.

>>12410969
Some anon made a thread about buying a $200 cast iron pan and then that was the first thing he cooked in it.

>>12410896
Fucking Swedes (can tell from the can)

>>12417880
>goalpost moving
It is literally a coastie invention, not a flyover one. Doesn't matter where it's served. I can shit in an indian street, doesn't make me a pajeet.

>>12417890
You actually are retarded. Take the l, you said something stupid, everyone does.

>>12417869
t. cringy fatass defending fried sushi

>>12410896
>>12410972

>>12412800
I used this image as a Tooth Wizard merchant in D&D, and I voiced him by shaking my throat while I spoke. My players refused to interact with him.

>>12413743

>>12410972
>>12411743
>>12411157
Originally a reddit pic. Good job incels.

>>12419859
God. Who cares about reddit. Maybe sometimes they have some good pictures. It makes sense because they have more people. It can't all be bad pictures. I don't care. I only care about what I see here.

>>12417693
Seething dumb coastie

>>12417002
no illiterate anon, he PEELED his nuggets

>>12418070
>"I don't even know I'm allowed to sell someone that many bananas"

>>12410822
I tried this once but the cooked whites left a layer of residue on the pan that was impossible to clean off despite having greased it heavily before hand. I think it was even a silicone baking pan. Anyways I don't eat eggs anymore because the whites contain lysozymes which tear through your gut lining and contribute to inflammation in the body.

>>12420268
cooklet

>>12411765
I am not an American but I am not sure as what qualifies as quality of life over there