/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12402627
Your wife's pussy

a pint of black daddy's pozzed cummies :3

>>12402627
For me, it's a massive bowl of mac and cheese, just like mama used to make.

>>12402627
Stop making these threads 3 times a day. This isn't /b/.

It would be pretty close to Gacy's. I'd sub in homemade chicken. Thrown in an ice cold coke, a slice of chocolate cake and a tumbler of cold milk

>>12402627
Yeah, a Thanksgiving leftover sandwich and a small cup of panna cotta with a Long Island iced tea

>Lobster thermidor
>ice water
>fennel salad
>salted cod
>cherry tootsie pop

>>12402627
Thanos Gauntlet or a Genies Lamp so I can ultimately escape the execution, duh

Next question

Something simply and vaguely symbolic, like:
>bread and wine
or
>milk and honey
or
>hot tea and rice

>>12403592
Make a better thread or fuck off

35 raw eggs and boiled succling pig

I would cover myself in the raw eggs, and proceed to have loud, violent sex with the pig

Thirty McGangbangs and a large ice cold coca cola.
With no ice.

>>12402627
That doesn't look like KFC chicken.

A Hawaiian plate lunch with a bottle of wine or as much booze as could convince them to let me drink.

>>12402627
>Roast lamb shoulder joint with thyme, rosemary and garlic
>Roast potatoes
>Yorkshire puddings
>Carrots & parsnips in a honey and English mustard glaze
>Boiled/steamed spring greens drenched in butter
>Boiled/steamed Brussels sprouts drenched in butter
>Mashed swede with nutmeg, cinnamon and butter
>Cauliflower Cheese made with mature English cheddar and Worcestershire Sauce
>Marrowfat peas
>Pigs in Blankets
>Sage and Onion stuffing
>English mustard, mint sauce, ketchup, gravy
>Large Spotted Dick
>Bird's Custard
>2 litres of ice cold Coca Cola

katsudon
kastu karedon
an entire hot apple pie
pint of vanilla ice cream

>>12402627
Gee Willy, I haven’t seen this thread literally every day for two weeks

>>12404992
Not making a thread is a better thread.
Now go back to /b/ where you belong.

>>12405066
The image is just for illustration dumdum, it's not an actual picture of Gacys last meal

>>12405072
I was with you until you said ketchup lad, you can fuck right off

What foods cause a violent explosion when subjected to lots of electricity? I'd want to make a mess if I was being murdered by the state

>>12405103
I'm about to die for a crime I didn't commit. Bit of ketchup on roast potatoes is bloody lovely, especially mixed in with a dab of Colman's.

>>12405096
maybe you should get a life you nerdy bitch

>>12405119
You know? I might try this. How much Coleman's should I mix in with my Daddy's?

>>12405115
sleep tight porker

>>12405105
C4

>>12405163
>Saw the image
>Saw there was a reply
>Knew what it would say before I even saw your post
Thanks anon for keeping everything running as it should be.

>>12405165
>>12405105
diet coke and mentos xD

>>12402627
i'd try 50 different loafs of bread i read up in the bakery book noone liked in prison

How can people make such set in stone answers? Gacy almost had it, but I'd take >>12403593 -shrimp. But I know in a day I'd change it to old DT nachos and mozzas. Then later it'd be new mexican food, never settling on an actual final meal. Damn it.

>>12404960
>hot tea and rice
Is this a jap thing?

>>12405072
>2 litres of ice cold Coca Cola
God bless America.

>>12405167
What is this ability called? I'm plagued by it in a couple of other areas and of course 4chan.

>>12404806
gay

>>12402627
No because I don't live in a country full of barbarians that hires killers to kill people for killing people.

Hurr durr an eye for an eye morality. Chirstfags can suck my satanic cock.

>>12405072
I'd rather kill myself than eat all that english "food"

A cereal bowl full of laxative pills, a glass of ipecac and two buckets of KFC

>>12405345
>literally paying to keep murderers alive in overcrowding prisons when they could be put down like a bad dog and money could be better spent elsewhere

>>12402627
One slice of Lou Malnati's deep dish pizza. Take me back to Northwestern University youth camp one more time. Maybe I'll ask her to the dance this time. Maybe I'll turn out normal.

>>12402627

French onion soup with lots of fresh baguette bread, and some smoked gouda.

>>12402627
6 pints of guinness and a pizza

>>12405818
what guinness and what pizza?

>>12402627
A cold MRE in a dark bunker.

>>12405345
You won't say that when your mother's murderer gets paroled after sitting 20 years, you massive pussy. There is nothing wrong with executing people, as long as you're damn sure you've got the right one.

>>12405872
>There is nothing wrong with executing people
Yes there is.
Think about all the free labor you'll lose if you were to just kill your workers.

>>12402627
jollibee

>>12403592
Get used to it. We've been getting a lot of /tv/ tourists lately and they absolutely adore reposting the same sneed over and over.

>>12404960
you're 14, aren't you?

>>12405294
>What is this ability called?
its called "experience"

>>12402627
Seriously read this guy's story on Wikipedia. This shit is unbelievable.

>>12406281
You only just learned about Pogo?

>>12405878
>advocating slavery
Just fucking kill them retard.

>>12406306
Yep. I'm guessing it's a part of American pop culture?

>>12406306

>>12402627
Hillary Clinton's heart.

I'll live forever infused with the power of her dark essence.

>>12405878
Yeah because letting slaves in the US was such a great idea

>>12405115
that'll do pig... that'll do

>>12402627
heroin