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What’s your most fat ass moment ever, /ck/?

>> No.12384921

Currently taking a shit and eating cake while on 4chans

>> No.12384922

Drinking 1.5L of vodka and eating a large bacon, cheese and egg pizza, 9 wings, 12 cheesy breadsticks, 20 potato gems and a garlic bread.

6 months later I've lost 50kg and still going down.

>> No.12384928

>ordered a fuck ton of food for breakfast while with gf
>”will that be all for you two?”
>gf hasn’t even placed her order

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>>12384918
Back when I was lifting, fasted for 48 hours.
After work out, went to chinese buffet, and ate until it hurt to move.

4 hours later, order 2 large pizzas from papa johns, and ate it all.


Later that night when I'm trying to sleep, crave late night snack. Go to mcdonalds

Oreo Mcflurry
4 Double Cheeseburgers
2 Mcchickens
20 nuggets
2 large fries

>> No.12384953

>>12384918
I once ate 3/4 of frozen pizza in one sitting, felt like shit for a few days

>> No.12384957

>>12384932
oh and that morning have 8 egg omelette with half a pack of bacon, bunch of cheddar cheese, and 6 slices of toast.

BUt that's outside the day so I guess it doesnt count.

>> No.12384971

>>12384918
There's a Mediterranean food place near my apartment that basically serves food by the pound, and I have more than once eaten 4000+ calories of beef shawarma in a single sitting.

>> No.12384998

>>12384932
>fasted for 48 hours
>chinese buffet
you inspired me to try doing this this week

>> No.12385002

>>12384918
For maybe a year or so I would only eat a 120 calorie protein shake every day.
When I got off work on Friday I would then proceed to consume an entire weeks worth of food over the next couple hours. After I was done gorging myself I would lay on my left side in bed and sleep for the next 2 days while taking laxatives so that I wouldn't be bloated when I had work again on Monday.
Only reason I stopped doing this is because my work week is no longer stable.

>> No.12385005
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I bought a large size thing of these almond m&ms and wanted to only eat a handful but ending up eating the whole bag. I did that about three times before I weened myself off of them.

Also next post... It's very few and far between with this. I have another after that. Three times in my life, big fucking deal.

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>>12385005
... I started out with a bag of these Doritos Guacamole then went to a second. When my shit turned green I knew it was time to limit myself.

>> No.12386064

>>12385005
i did the same thing with a costco tub of reese's pieces.

when i was working on the road, one night for dinner i had a little caesar's pizza and a box of donuts. drove to a dark parking lot and ate them in the car. that was easily my lowest point.

>> No.12386186

>>12385005
Yikes.

>> No.12386204
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Getting ready to go to steak n shake, decided I was too hungry so fried myself up a burger to eat first. My brother still gives me shit about the "pre-burger burger"

>> No.12386238
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>>12385015
Yeah, back before god once again punished us for our sins and wiped Doritos Fiery Habanero from this earth; I downed a family bag of them with a six pack of beer plus a couple leftovers from the prior in a couple hours. Felt bloated and nauseous afterwards but I just couldn't stop.

>> No.12386283

>>12386238
Those were really good. I think it would be cool to combine bags of those Fiery Habaneros with the Guacamole ones.
If I owned that company I'd do it, just based on cool stuff from here.

>> No.12386337

>>12384918
I went to grocery store and bought a layer cake for my 25th birthday. I was in a town where I didn't know anyone for a new job I hated. I ate the entire thing in one sitting.

>> No.12386349

>>12386337
Then you got a baby, so have to buy one next year.

>> No.12386354

Got drunk in Glasgow and proceeded to eat a munchy box while washing it down with irn bru

>> No.12386357

>>12386349
>>12386337
oops mixed that up with a king cake.

>> No.12386363

>>12384922
>cheese and egg pizza
just threw up a little inside my mouth

>> No.12386372

>>12386363
Isn't that a breakfast pizza? It's pretty good when done right and has plenty of hot sauce on it. Sometimes I'll crust up a large tortilla then make some eggs. Those tortillas make good holders for eggs.

>> No.12386399

>>12386363
Don't forget the sliced mushrooms you fucking fag!

>> No.12386412

>>12384918
ate a whole bag of powdered minidonuts

>> No.12386444

>>12384918
I regularily finish of a 200gram bar of chocolate.

>> No.12386466
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>>12384918
The sad part is I felt happy and energized after.

>> No.12386510

>>12384918

The night before my friends wedding, I was an usher, the boys challenged me to eat three supersized BatBurger meals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpagVDAGjHg

So that's basically three triple cheeseburgers, three super-sized fries, and three super-sized Diet Cokes in 30 minutes. The soda was actually the only hard part.

In college we were once so hungry we stopped at a Burger King drive through on the way to a Sizzler's all you can eat buffet...

>> No.12386572

>>12386466
isnt that something?

one time i pigged out on over 4000 calories at taco bell

and i had the most energizing day ever

>> No.12386610

>>12386572
Its just.... you would think you would fall into a useless food coma.

>> No.12386791

>>12384918
Last summer. I had a big dinner from Taco Bell and a bunch of beers. Then at 3 AM drove kind of drunk to local pizza place and ate that. That was my low point.

>> No.12386805

>>12384918
My mom sometimes had mental/drinking problems so I had to stay at my great aunts house for long periods of time. Sometimes I ate so much I woke up and puked in the middle of the night

>> No.12386806

Once ate two entrees at lunch, both of which were very large. Proceed to get a 12oz steak for dinner only 4 hours later. In my defense I had never been to a place that offered steak tartare as an entree.

>> No.12386829

>>12384921
Fpbp

>> No.12386831

McDicks had some deal for like 50 McNugs for a low price when they released their mobile app. Didn't eat them all in one night, but finished them off the next morning. Did it again with Burger King doing 40 nugs and two large fries for 10 bucks.

>That coupon is on the BK app right now
I'm thinking of doing it again. That Sweet & Sour sauce is pretty good.

>> No.12386851

i ate nothing but mcdelivery for a week straight

>> No.12387381

When I went to Mexico I worked out that I was eating 4000-5000 calories per day typical day,with about 1000 to 2000 being alcohol typical day would be. Unlimited food and drinks is a dangerous thing

>> No.12387405

I often eat a large pizza from any place, along with breadsticks or whatever. Before I sleep I eat a ice cream pint. Usually cookies and cream.

>> No.12387410

>>12387381
I gained 20 pounds over the course of a cruise I went on, it was nearly a pound a day. Free food is dangerous, but free alcohol is even worse.

>> No.12387569

at my lowest I was using the 2 can dine coupons at mcdonalds and then just eating both meals by myself in my car while watching anime on my phone

>> No.12387576

>>12387569
>eating both meals by myself in my car while watching anime on my phone
This was me every night at 2am during the lunch break of my old night job. Well not the 2 can dine bit, but the coupon fast food bit.

>> No.12387585

>>12384932
I know this story is a lie because it consists of you actually being able to order a mcflurry after 3pm

>> No.12387636
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I got fired for jacking off while at work and my dad said he might kick me out so I got mad and ate all the food in the house. Every can and frozen meal pasta bread wverything. I woke up to him yelling at me and I shit and puked on his bed apparantly but I don't remember that. He is cool now though he just stays in his room

>> No.12387673

>>12387636
>fired for squeezing one out
How? Do Brits need a license to toss now? Did you do it front of customers? Was it the bosses turn to use the closet?

>> No.12387687

>>12384918
popeyes
4 pc spicy platter poutine and mac
8 tenders spicy
10 wings
like 12 blackened ranches and 20 louisana sauces
my shit the next day felt like raging hot mud because I was so drunk

>> No.12387761

Fuck man, most of the stuff itt I do pretty regularly.
And like I'm fat but definitely not some monster tubbo.

I was working 8 hour shifts six days a week throwing sheet metal around though.

What kind of flowery ass wispy body do you guys have where this shit makes you feel sick?
Maybe hydration makes a difference.

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>>12386791
>dude drunk driving lmao!!1!!

>> No.12387892

>>12384918
eating twelve Publix hot wings (they're huge) and half a box of famous amos cookies with a large glass of milk.

>> No.12387901
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>>12384932
Pray tell, is that an opiod den? I eagerly await your reply

I remain,
The same,
Yours,

K Howard Curry.

>> No.12387905

>>12387636
I was running the cash register when I keep seeing these ladies with big boobs and cleavage and nipples. So my penis gets super hard and start rubbing it again st the counter while running register. I start getting braver and start jack off when the customer is buying stuff then I got caught because I rubbed my penis and a lady saw it. She didn't say anything but I saw her eyes wider as she see my penis. I told her to have a nice day and then I cummed ob the counter as she left then I got called in and fired. Most customers never saw she had to be a bitch and snitch on me for just doing what's natural and mature of a man my age to feel so horny :(

>> No.12387923

>>12384918
I will put anything in a sandwich. Pasta. Biscuits with peanut butter. Cornflakes with honey and sugar. Pasties. Sausage rolls. Mushy peas. Mashed potatoes. Peanuts.

>> No.12387934

>>12384922
That's the undiagnosed cancer

>> No.12387961

>>12384918
Is fuck her but only if she didn’t have that Jew face

>> No.12388330

This was a dark time for me, once I ordered 5 spicy chicken sandwichs from Chick-fil-A (3 meal, 2 entree) with large fries, 2 large cookies and cream milkshakes and a root beer, I think I went through 8 or 9 Polynesian sauces. Half an hour into my bloated food depression I puked it all up due to my lactose intolerance coupled with the amount of food

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>>12384918
>tfw fat ass gf that eats gluttonous amounts of food all the time
>tfw watching her eat 8-12 slices of pizza plus wings and garlic bread in a sitting

>> No.12388462
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>>12384918
Do you remember all the bread you've eaten?
t. bulimic

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>>12388462

>> No.12388502

>>12388365
I can only imagine the smell.

>> No.12388518

>>12388365
Dude this was me in high school. It was my first gf, i was and still am 125 pounds. She was 220 i think, maybe 230. I used to watch her pound down so many hamburgers at mcdonalds and hog entire pizzas. Still the best blowjobs ill ever have and i got to fuck her fat tummy a few times. Can only fap to bbw now and havent had a gf since then cause that fucked me up.

>> No.12388528

>>12384918
Back when Pizza Hut had a promotion online for any size unlimited toppings pizza for $10, I ordered an extra large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra pepperoni, extra bacon, extra ham, extra chicken, extra onions, extra mushrooms, and extra green peppers. I ate it all in one sitting.

>> No.12388547

>>12386238
this is a normal event for me

>> No.12388579

>>12385005
Oh, the Almond M&Ms, I know that pain, anon! But Jesus, the family size? I thought I was bad eating a whole sharing size....

>> No.12388918

>>12384932
Man opium dens looked max comfy, drift away into nothingness for a day

>> No.12388921

Just recently I ran through an entire bottle of pepto bismol because I needed it to stop my stomach from hurting.

At one point I was extremely constipated, was nauseous and had a headache. But I kept eating poorly. Granted it was during finals week and I didn't sleep much, but still.

>> No.12389004

>>12384953
I always eat 2

>> No.12389062

>>12384953
I may be fat, but you still have an inferior body.

>> No.12389074
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>>12388579
I know... at least we know that pain and got off of it. They're calling us... they're calling us.
Now I just stick with a few of these Wasabi bitches.

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>>12384928
Cringe as fuck

>> No.12389091

>>12388918
Apparently that was never for a day. People got addicted to it and went to total shit, also got into debt and became opium slaves.
Here's a good one on that, there's more to it but these folk discuss the basics.

The Opium Wars (In Our Time)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh9hdcdVY6s

BBC: In Our TIme: The Opium Wars
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00776k9

>> No.12389423

>>12384921
Vile

>> No.12389457

>>12384918
Work brought in bacon and egg rolls. Barely anyone had any because they’re all old people on diets. Couldn’t help myself because I normally skip breakfast and rarely have bacon and eggs so I had 5 in one sitting.

>> No.12389465

>>12387871
Nerd

>> No.12389469

>>12387636
Nice larp, noone is actually this pathetic

>> No.12389473

>>12389457
Like, bacon and eggs as a sandwich? Gross.

>> No.12389502

>>12389473
How is a bacon and egg roll gross you fucking idiot? Does your handler know you're on the internet unsupervised?

>> No.12389519

Went to Krystal by myself the other day and got 12 sliders. I think I ate 5 for my dinner and another 3 throughout the night while gaming, felt disgusted with myself after

>> No.12389549

>>12384918
Honey toast at Akiba.

>> No.12389550

>>12389502
>>12389473
Aww I was hoping thy were like eggrolls filled with eggs and bacon

>> No.12389555

>>12389519
Nigga I can kill a crave case in 12 hours, you gotta man up

>> No.12389561

>>12389502
It's a pretty disgusting concept. There's a reason people use toast with breakfast.

>> No.12389562

I once ate mac n cheese without a side salad for dinner. Felt so good

>> No.12389564

>>12389561
There's a reason people make breakfast rolls and it has nothing to do with how fucking retarded you are

>> No.12389578

>>12384932
>Oreo Mcflurry
This is what exposed your lie

>> No.12390329

A few weeks ago I was at a party downtown and a bunch of us got into an elevator to go to a rooftop. I was the last one to step in, after my wife and her mom, and the elevator's weight alarm went off. About ten strangers looked at me in silence as I walked out of the elevator and took the next one.

>> No.12390340

>>12389502
>How is a bacon and egg roll gross you fucking idiot?
maybe he's just not a lardass

>> No.12390448

>>12387901
Fucking kek

>> No.12391574
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used to live near a taco bell. ate 93 tacos over a 11 hour FFXIV session

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>>12384918
One night, I ate more than half a Papa Murphy's Chicago Style Stuffed Pizza in a single sitting and guzzled down four 10% ABV beers. Slept really good that night.

>> No.12391983

Donating plasma, then feeling so drained, stopping at McDonald's otw to burger King. Go home and drink 18 beers.

>> No.12392362

>>12391821
half a pizza isn't a lot of anything

>> No.12392664
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>>12391574
>93 tacos in 11 hours
Anon I...

>> No.12392866

>>12384932
I'm over halfway through a 4day dryfast. I'm going to splurge at buffalo wild wings later this week when it's all over.

>> No.12392994

>>12386831
>Finished them off the next morning
Holy shit, how? Are you a fucking wizard? I can hardly even fucking stomach a mcnugget after it's been cold for 5 minutes let alone an entire day

Is there a trick to reheating them that I don't know?

>> No.12393027

>>12391574
I honestly find it more unbelievable that anyone still plays FF games after XIII.

>> No.12393031

>>12392866
Post pics of your first dump afterwords. Bonus points for blood.

>> No.12393091

Too many to recall but my most recent feast was

an entire lil caesars thin crust
10 wings + fries from wingstop
12 pack of miller lite
2 budsweiser cheladas
a chocolate muffin

All in one day was good but I felt like crap for two days after

>> No.12393135

>>12384918
Ate a whole can of frosting once while on Ambien, don't remember it but it was caught on the living room nanny cam. I just sat and ate it with my hands like a filthy animal and watched porn.

>> No.12393161

>>12392994
I just tossed them into the microwave until the sizzled and had plenty of sauce.

>> No.12393188

>>12391983
>18 beers

I hate alcoholics.

>> No.12393325

>>12393091
What the actual fuck?

>> No.12393379

20 nuggets, 5 rodeo double cheeseburgers, and a large oreo shake from burger king. eaten while sitting in my car in the parking lot. still hungry and there is a taco bell in the same shopping center, so i get a steak quesadilla, two shredded chicken burritos with extra avocado ranch, cheesy fiesta potatoes, and a medium baja blast. stop at the grocery store on the way home and get a digiorno stuffed crust supreme pizza, a party tray of chocolate chip cookies, and a gallon of whole milk. ate half of the cookies and milk while waiting for the pizza to bake. ate the whole pizza and passed out while trying to finish the cookies.

i don't even know why i did it.

>> No.12393659

>>12393325
I'm a rotund individual anon

>> No.12393695

>>12384918
I ate 10 plates of food at a chinese buffet, including two piled up plates of seafood... plus a small bowl of icecream.

I'd also been really ill and lost about 10lbs in the week leading up to it. Finally felt better on my birthday, and got my girlfriend's money's worth for both of us... in perpetuity.

>> No.12393731

entire costco cheesecake in one evening

>> No.12394259
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One time I went to work and my coworker was bragging to me about how he was so hungry the night before he ate an entire medium Domino's pizza. I had to act impressed while hiding the fact that I ate a large and a half the same night before

>> No.12394291

One time I ate 9 whole lobsters in one sitting.

>> No.12394326

Once, when I was high as fuck, I went to this local burger place that's fucking awesome, and ordered two jalapeno burgers, fried pickles, and a large chocolate banana malt. I thought I was going to die afterwards, and I haven't ever pigged out like that ever again.

>> No.12394583
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>Friend makes delicious fucking sweet treats
>One day he makes fudge and cookies
>He leaves us a few small pieces of fudge and a small tin of cookies
>I eat one
>Two hours later I eat another
>10 minutes later I eat another and a cookie
>Twenty minutes later I'm digging shit out of the fridge and gorging myself
>Start digging through the pantry for chips even though I've gotten so full that I feel like puking
>Roommate comes in and sees how much fudge I ate
>" OOOOH SHIT ANON YOU GOIN HAAARD"
>Give him a confused look
>He looks back at me
>"You did know those were pot treats, right? And he makes his butter fucking strong"
>I panic
>Go sit on the couch as I suddenly feel extremely heavy and paranoid even though I was fine two seconds ago
>Roommate sees me freak out
>Roommate drives to Burger King and orders literally ten meals with extra large fries and water as the drinks
>Comes back and eats two of the fudge pieces himself

We spent the next three days watching cartoon network and cooking crappy food in the kitchen. I never gained so much weight so fast.

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>>12394583
>Eat some pot chocolate
>Had never really partaken before
>Didn't expect it to hit so hard
>Ate two grilled sandwiches, a pickle, half a bag of chips, multiple oranges, multiple plums, sour gummi worms, and an apple
>Could literally feel my stomach being so fucking full it was about to burst
>Had I not been baked out of my mind I would have puked EVERYWHERE
>Go to bed
>Sleep for 14 hours
>Wake up with the worst fucking heartburn imaginable
>I'm talking catastrophically bad
>Drinking ice water and popping tums all day to alleviate the pain
>Didn't eat at all that day

Just thinking about the fucking heartburn still fucks me up

>> No.12395432

>>12386354
That's just a normal Friday for many Glaswegians.

>> No.12395548
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>>12388918
Soon we'll have the modern version.

>> No.12395651

>>12388462
Bulimia gang where you at

Everytime i go to a buffet I eat until I can barely move and then projectile vomit qhen i get home

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>be me
>like, 12
>my parents sheltered the fuck out of me and I never got to eat junk food
>go on a vacation with my aunt who lets her kids basically eat anything to Nickelodeon Hotel Suites or whatever in Orlando
>I eat so much shit there that when I come home after a few days, that night I threw up all over the carpet due to the fact my stomach wasn’t used to junk food in that quantity
>my mom beats me for throwing up on the carpet
>mfw

>> No.12395716

>>12386412
Sinner

>> No.12395849

>>12394583
>that awesome hookup, treats, free weed, and BK meal
You need to suck his dick dry. That sounds amazing.

>> No.12395874

>>12384918
Obviously not the worst here but getting a family dominoes deal and eating it all alone. Then driving to BK an hour later for two large meals cause I was still hungry

>> No.12395923

>>12385002
But, why?

>> No.12396940

>>12393379
Impressive

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>>12384918
>What’s your most fat ass moment ever, /ck/?