/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>eats shit
>eats puke
>eats trash
Yeah, dogs are epic foodies.

>>12381360
they perceive more scent-wise but Understand Nothing.

>>12381385
I wonder who's behind this post?

>>12381408
Stay mad, canigger.

>>12381415
>>12381408
>>12381385

>>12381385
yeah but imagine if all of those things tasted good and instead of shitting into a toilet and flushing it away, you packaged it and sold it to other people

and depending on your diet certain flavors came through, meaning that certain people would crave your specific brand of shit or vomit similar to different varietals of wine

>>12381462
Have sex

>>12381408
At least dog tears are delicious.

>>12381497

>>12381462

>>12381385
Their noses are time machines, they smell what once was

>>12381510
Stop killing birds.

Whatever my dog was eating fucking rotting wood pieces covered in soil yesterday.

>>12381540
Why?

>>12381573
For your own safety.

>>12381588
>in 5 seconds it already forgot where the food is
god damn that stupid fucking thing must have a brain the size of a peanut

30,000 of coevolution proves dogs are better than cats

>>12381385
To a deaf person, music is just vibrations. To a tastelet, shit doesn't taste good.

>>12382881
At unwanted population control? Sure. At protecting grain storage? Nope. People used to bring cats with them onboard boats to help protect food supplies and wouldn't harm them even when on the verge of starvation.

They didn't go through much evolutionary change and branching compared to dogs because they started perfect.

>>12381628
it's watching out for other birds and animals that might try to steal it's meal you but

in the wild, kill ≠ meal.

>>12381385
>He doesn't have a pallette so refined he can enjoy the complexities in the taste of feces

Stay pleb tastelet, I'll be enjoying the flavor of my own asshole while you spend hours trying to create a decent meal

>>12381540
>npr

>>12381360
They have less than half the tastebuds of us, tho. They don't actually taste much. They smell well to identify food, it's more of a y/n question.

>>12382905
Cats are literally useless now that we have more advanced forms of pest control, storage etc, while dogs are still incredibly useful.

>>12381360
Scent is literally the worst of the five primary senses. Why would you want more of it? When it's not bad it doesn't really make you feel great or entertain you or anything. You just kind of note to yourself "that hotel blanket smells good" or whatever. It's only when it's an obnoxious / unpleasant smell that you have a strong reaction to it.

>>12383055
>useless at pest control
rural here; mice were a constant problem. Old ma allergic terribly to cats though, not much could be done. When she passed, got a cat and it ended the pests practically overnight.

Cats are cats, Dogs are Dogs. Dogs are man's best friend but they're both great animals

>>12383055
Give a few more years of drone tech and dogs will be outdated for bomb detection, police assistance, drug detection, personal security, seeing-eyes etc; and will be nothing more than comfort animals for people with mental disabilities.

Cats will still be useful in homes near the edges of farms and forests as pesticides and traps are not a magical barrier for large amounts of mice.

>>12382881
cats are murder machine, dogs can just bark and occasionally be mean

>>12383158
>what are attack dogs

>>12383207
>what are attack dogs
Wife's best friend.

>>12383284
you just know

>>12383284
Sucks that qt decided to become a pig

>>12383104
Get some chickens. They drive away the rodents, eat all the insects and provide you with fresh eggs. Plus you don't contract a neural degenerative disease.

>>12383304
why do people hate cops so much unironically

>>12383315
chickens shit everywhere, often don't go in at night, attract hawks, vultures, weasels, foxes, etc., are loud, destroy flowerbeds, often stop laying after a few years, and I could go on. Cats are based

>>12383315
>get chickens while living on edge of forest
Fucking why you smoothbrain? Foxes and coyotes still exist where I live, in fact foxes are extremely common and my parents lost chickens to them when they tried keeping them.

>>12383319
Today's police departments are tomorrows paramilitary organizations. They are filled (by design) with corrupt, stupid and antisocial individuals who have neither the ability nor the inclination for public service

>>12383335
And what makes you say that? How would you combat this occurrence if that was actually happening?

>>12383335
Not sure if you watch way too much leftist news or like fixating on shitty areas, or are just a paranoid criminal worried your next felony will get you shot now.

The small town chief painting all his cars with punisher logos was hilarious though.

>>12383341
Adversarial politics and the erosion of civil rights, along with the decline of small communities, is probably to blame. There are some good cops. But most of them are not

>>12383319
speaking from personal experience, anytime i have talked to a police officer they have been rude assholes who embody *I AM THE LAW*
they want respect but right off the getgo they dont give it. im sure there are good police out there but ive never met any. my old man actually quit being part of the provincial police because everyone he worked with was a cunt.

>>12383330
>not having chickens and a trained flock dog

If you live on the edge of a forest and don't know how to secure your shit from forest animals maybe you should live in a city where more constructive people can deliver everything you need on a daily basis.

>>12383347
>he doesn't see anything wrong with the caliber of people who become cops, the way they are trained and recruited, and where this is all inevitably heading

>>12383319
ask why people used to respect and look forward to police.

>>12383368

>>12383319
>why do people hate cops so much unironically
because they are criminals, grew up around criminals, or have criminal friends and family.

>>12383388
This is so erroneously incorrect though. If you have gang relations or anything, they won't even let you on. Even if just acquaintances from 5 years ago. Maybe that's just in my libtard city though

>>12383437
>implying the police aren't a criminal organization to begin with

>>12383384
>>12383368
The cops have never liked minorities of any kind, lynchings were very common up until (and slightly after) the civil rights movements
the majority of black people never wore suits and partied at fancy events
You're making up a history that never existed to prove a point that nobody is arguing against

enjoy

>>12383444
What a vague and pointless statement

>>12383437
I'm pretty sure that anon is saying that the people who don't like cops are criminals. However
>>12383444
trips don't lie

>>12383452
>lynchings were very common
not really, they were last resorts. fact is, whites lynched more whites than blacks, and blacks lynched blacks more often than whites. however, that doesnt make the news.

also, please cut down on the cocoa butter. at least pass it along

>>12383384
>haha i posted picture i saved therefore must be true xD

Cops have always been egotistical assholes. I got pulled over and charged with a DUI because I failed to signal on a right turn. I beat my case because my system was clean and the "officers" testimony was no stronger than a 3 year old with polio in an iron lung, but not before I was suspended from my job as a truck driver.

>>12381540
I'm sure you'll be protesting 5g, iPhones and other advances in technology.

>>12383384
Blacks were always shit desu.

>>12383452
Cops were ultimately a national response to KKK lynchings. Wild west/local justice wasn't standing up to constitutional standards.

>>12381385
maybe almost everything tastes good

not very discerning, but enjoyable