/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck off retard

Fuck off kike shill nigger bitch faggot.

>>12375418
>>12375417

>>12375414
>>12375426
>>12375430
kys nigger

>>12375434

>>12375436
Made me laf

>>12375414
Haha!
>>12375426
Haha!
>>12375430
Haha!
>>12375436
Haha!
>>12375440
Haha!
Fun thread

>>12375477
Based! We need more Anons like you doing God’s work! Epic, and for the win!

>>12375414
wrap the salad in the pizza, no joke

>>12375505
bananas already have a wrapper... the peel

Best thread I've ever seen on /ck/
Only redditors would disagree

>>12375726
We know. That’s why it’s so funny. The redundancy and unusualness makes me snicker.

>>12375740
Redditor here, I agree with you

>>12375926
Jesus

>>12375997
no, peter

>>12375926
Its peanut butter jelly time its peanut butter jelly time. Do the peanutbutterjelly peanutbutterjelly peanutbutterjelly with a baseball bat!

>>12375999
Look at the last 3 numbers of your post

>>12375926
how do I share this?

>>12375999
Am I supposed to read it in Peter's voice or Louis?

>>12375414
That is SO me!

>>12375502
actually sounds p. good. Might try it

>>12375476
how does he get out

>this thread

>>12375926
butter chicken pizza

>>12375926
peanut butter gelatin time?
is peanut butter gelatin really a thing?

>>12375414
the gf is cuter, I really wanna cum on her face

>>12378050
You mean clock you stupid faggot piece of shit.

>>12378142
What does the sand nigger text say

Is this a secret way to spread jihad messages I’ve never heard about

>>12378166
jello isnt jelly

>>12378145
same

>>12378222
the last word is peter, that's about all the arabic I remember sorry

>>12375726
its not 'clean' unless it's wrapped in plastic.

why would I ever wash the fruit? it was wrapped in plastic.

>>12378222
It says "You're gay, peter"

>>12375414
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "/ck humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>12378507
>poc
>successful

gr8 b8 m8

>>12375414
Can't pass up some good butter chicken pizza

>>12375414
only if it's butter chicken pizza though

>>12378507

>>12375414

>>12375436
gonna call them filthy kevins from now on.

>>12379060
bro wtf you're driving sideways

>>12375414
god Id like to eat the girlfriend out while she made that face at me the entire time.

>>12379060
>have one beer they said
>just one wont hurt

>>12375999
B E T E R

>>12375417
>>12375418
>not using /ck/ as /b/-lite
cringe

>>12375414
OMG I do that all the time!

>>12375477
you lose!

>>12375505
this is an asian thing, specifically south east asian. idk what their problem is but they don't give a FUCK about the environment, just clean peels

>>12379420
cringe

>>12379420
post his chicken sauce

>>12375414
Serious question. How do people browse 4chan and still retain this like... Facebook mum sense of humour?

>>12380060
its because were high

>>12380060
Go back to /b/ edgelord

>>12375434
Don't use that word here. It's beyond cringe and shows how low your iq is

>>12380060
They don't. It's very clearly a shitpost or a Facebook mum, or both.

>>12375414

>>12375926
>Legume margarine Jell-O clock

???

This the new bond burger or something?

>>12380082
what was the word?

>>12380269
I can tell you, but you first have to do something for me. Respond to this post saying that pineapple does not belong on pizza, and that beans do belong in chilli, then I will tell you.

>>12380269
Nigger

>>12380301
pineapple does not belong on pizza, and that beans do belong in chilli

>>12375476
Does that pic imply sexual activity between son and mom?
The chosen food pic seems oddly sexual to me.

>>12380060
Ive been here since the mootxico incident. My humor has been wrapped in so many layers of irony that Im not entirely sure whats actually funny anymore, I giggled like a retard with his first captain underpants novel for twenty minutes at pic related

>>12380395
Good lad. The dude posted kys nigger and quoted a few posters.

>>12380680
>posted from a phone because he's scared of a ban
So this is the power of the neo-nazi, an inability to average two numbers while posting nazi symbols to prove how superior he is.

>>12379420
You're too new. This was relevant in 2011.

>>12378298
you wash bananas?

>>12375926
ITS SHELLED PEANUTS, MARGARINE, RED JELLO, WALL CLOCK TIME
WHERE YA AT WHERE YA

>>12378050
>PB&J flavored gelatin
Imma steal this if that's okay. Time to get rich!

>>12379420
>cooking
>canned everything
choose one

>>12380693
Imagine being this triggered over an image lol

>>12375752
Funny isn't suppose to make you snigger, it's supposed to make you think…

>>12380789
Hopkins had one white wine spritzer too many.

>>12379409
>I could touch the pelvic arch

Jesus fuck

>>12379409

>>12380060
Are you underaged or autistic? We have been does ironic shitposting for years.

>>12380348
This is top form

>>12379409
>gynecologist
>writes poorly and in the voice of a teen

hmmm

>>12381124
We're in an era where senators write like that. There is no standard anymore.

>>12381124
It's obviously fake.

>>12381124
>conversational dialogue is badly written and teen-voiced
>when you write shit on the internet you must be professional and as grammatically accurate as possible
lmao at this tranny cope

>>12382000

>>12378145
Pretty sure that's his sister, retard. He wouldn't be looking at the other girl like that if he had a girlfriend.

>>12382005

>>12382009
she cute

>>12382012
OP delivers

>>12375436
I squeeled

>>12380429
you watch too much porn

>>12382009
What's her fucking problem?

>>12382059
lol what the fuck

>>12382081
They're stock photos, anon. The photog used the same models for a whole series of shots.

>>12382017
Me on the left, no joke. It's a burden since I'm asexual. Sure I masturbate, but just the idea of sex with another entity is revolting.

>>12382081
It's just AL and MS inbred traditions to have sex with close relatives. Don't be xenophobic, it's their culture.

>>12375436
Uh yeah uh lemme get a filthy kevin, extra filthy.

>>12382059
she should do porn, I like her eyes

>>12375926
This reference is probably older than most of the zoomers on 4chan

>>12382422
Family Guy ruined it. Fuck that show.

>>12379262
>>12379060
admin he doing it sideways

>>12375417
shut up bitch

>>12381124
I'm a doctor and I call people retarded and laugh at Jackass all the time. fuck dude I'm on 4chan now. They're not writing a journal article The only thing that seems fishy to me is you're not notified or anything if someone under your care kills themselves. Seems like bullshit from that alone

>>12382549
Timestamped pic of your medical degree or clam up.

>>12380060
faggot

>>12380129
how short is she

>>12382554
I'm not at the office bitch it's a fucking saturday

>>12382570
If you're a doctor, then sing the song they teach you in medical school.
You know the one.

>>12375414
I want to insult this awful post. What is below reddit tier? Facebook?

>>12382635
Boomers just don't understand.

>>12382679
Poe's law in full effect

>>12382664
did he ded

>>12382624
Are ya ready, kids?
Aye-aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye-aye, captain!!
Oooooooooooooooo,
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Spongebob Squarepants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Spongebob Squarepants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongeboooob Squarepaaaaaants!
Arr harr harr harr!

>>12379420
wtf drain the beef the add back in coconut oil to the recipe?

>>12382679
>that looks like a heart at first glance

>>12382624
decided to search for this. wew lad did you horrify me on a saturday evening.
http://medicaleducation.wikifoundry.com/page/Songs
https://youtu.be/9l550iz-IGA

>>12382012
This is so stupid but I laughed

>>12375477
based wholesome poster

>>12380129
I watched the vid and would definitely bone the short one. No tattoos or anything
yum

>>12383052
link

>>12383139
This is only the preview but yeah it gets the job done
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d29ad3ca89d

>>12382770
These cunts need to take their jobs more seriously. Lives are at stake, for fuck's sake.

>>12375414

>>12375926
Cacahuate-mantequilla-gelatina-reloj

>>12382094
honestly whoever made that image did some really nice work

>>12382672
my 8 yr old nephew who is obsessed with dick and fart jokes is funnier than this post

>>12383589
How can a frog grow stubble? They can't grow any hair at all. What a stupid image.

>>12383507
Many do, but you need coping mechanisms. You can't get emotional. You need to be like a mechanic working on an organic car.
Their sense of humor is off the charts dark and edgy. Something something laugh or you'd cry.

>>12382679

>tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe

Holy cow what a line

>>12383611
If a mechanic was that unprofessional regarding cars I would never use that mechanic.

>>12383625
Uprofessional how? My best friend is a mechanic. Half those guys are drunk or methed out. Doctors have to be much more professional.

>>12383637
Well, to be fair, I wouldn't be surprised if some doctors where doing a snort of devils dandruff here and there, but that stuff makes your brain and hands work faster and steadier.

>>12382094
>>12383589
Yeah, meta humor is usually worth the time.

>>12375414
I see that you are a man of culture, you gentlesir! slow clap I regret that I have but one upboat to give, but I see you did the sex, so achievement unlocked! To be fair, while your username is relevant, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 5/7 with rice, would read again. You - I like you. You, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster, Pepperidge Farm remembers. I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once, so that's enough internet for me today; Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. Wife her in the butt, OP! I'm a simple man; I see boobies, I click the up vote button. I have the weirdest boner right now, and that was not my proudest fap... There it is! EVERY. SINGLE. THREAD.

>>12383666

I never eat at work.

Ever.

No breakfast, no lunch.

I sit all day and even if it means at some point I will get fired for being too skinny or anti-social by not going to group lunches, I simply cannot return to my desk with a full stomach or any food, time slows to a crawl and I feel awful.

>>12375926
Huh?

>>12382094
I'm watching the matrix right now and I fucking lost

>>12384145
It's probably still wherever you were watching it.

>>12384151
This anon is an Agentand shouldn't be trusted, everyone call him out for his lies

>>12379415

>>12383052
Cool story incel

>>12383146
It's crap. She's a terrible actor. She needs to be expressing terror that slowly submits to sublime pleasure. That's obviously the writer's intention. But this little idiot keeps smirking like a moron at times she should be scared, and her smile at the end fails to express the absolute elation that it ought to. Pathetic.

>>12382686
It's not a poe I'm afraid

>>12379060
Reminds me of when I've hitchiked with people who've offered me beer and drank it themselves.

>>12384752
Replace Chris with Brian "Seth McFarlane's self insert" Griffin and it wouldnt be too far off desu

>>12379420
God I hate the late 00s early 2010s American humor

>>12384621
shit. lost

>>12375417
I lost
hahaha

>>12375926
sun killer clown

wow this is a shit thread

>>12378507
>racusts
>the first half dozen of unfunny (((jokes))) is literally nigger memes reposted from facebook
Pottery

>>12384882
Still better than the retarded caption shit underage b& thinks qualify for humor these days.
90+% of the crap ITT isn't even smirk inducing, if you're old enough to post here.

>>12380060
>Facebook mum
It's okay anon, you can say nigger here. The complete disregard for proper spelling is a dead giveaway. Actual "facebook mums" wouldn't deliberately sound like illiterate retards.

>>12379420
>sugar
>brown sugar
>canned vegetables
wtf is this gross shit

>>12382770
This is one of the many reasons I couldn't be a doctor. You have to have a special level of autism to make a video like that.

>>12381124
>implying a teen would even know any of the jargon words let alone have any idea what to google to look them up

>>12383666
This definitely deserves those digits

>>12378142
Inshallah my brother in Islam. Allahu Akhbar!

>>12385298
>t. facebook mum

>>12379420
based reddit cross boarder

>>12383146
how fucking short is that whore? lauren phillips is only 5'10" and those look like what, 4" heels?

>>12382672
What is the joke here, or is there even one? The only thing vaguely amusing about that is the shoopers complete lack of basic photoshop skills.

>>12385321
A teen would if he isn't retarded. Read it again, he did not use a lot of jargon.

>>12378507
lol wtf. Ive never seen someone call these trash facebook tier memes racist before. rent free

>>12385367
Chinks and nips win this one.

>>12385383
Teenagers are by definition retarded. Stamp your feet and pout all you want, the use of jargon makes it at least plausible.
You're one of those redditors that downvoted it, aren't you?

>>12385473
I don't care about the tranny discussion. The only thing I'm pointing out that whoever thinks the wording that 'gynecologist' used is difficult should be in special ed. If you think he used a lot of jargon you are retarded. Stop taking things at face value.

>>12385367
lufthansa looks like a good snack to go with my usual 3 scotches and 2 beers. To be honest, I don't think I've had a single sober flight since I turned 21. Also United sucks, Delta 4 life.

>>12379420
>Throw away the grocery store packet, which consists of chili powder and salt
>Add chili powder and... flour?

>>12385565
The packet also has flour, either plain or corn (ie cornflour aka cornstarch).

>>12379415
FREAKIN' SWEET LOIS

>>12382672
>>12385367
context

>>12385954
I don't know why but I fucking Lost my shit when I saw the tuna feet.

>>12382009
>he wouldn't be looking at the other girl like that if he had a girlfriend
Ohhh boy

>>12379420
>>12385565
This mix is as bad as or worse than most store mixes.

>>12375501
oh, man, ain't that the truth

>>12385954
I remember this thread. Good times.

>>12382101

Have sex

>>12375926
Bond Burger.

>>12375414
>>12375417
The number one sign that a board is dying is the presence of "YLYL" threads. I'll miss you, /ck/

>>12385282
The 1980s called, they want their verbose and not remotely amusing joke back.

>>12382561
i dunno bro she looks pretty tall

>>12380537
Lost here. Fuck

>>12380462
lost

>>12379420
this is top tier cringe

>>12387204
its also old as fuck. Prolly wasnt as cringe at the time. Also stop trying so fucking hard.

>>12386973
>having a sense of humor
found the conservative

>>12378145
Same. The thot in the foreground doesn't look very facially attractive. GF chick has cute upturned nose.

>>12380129
god i wish that were me

>>12379060
>DEJA VU

>>12385367

Flown a bit, the pretzels on japanese airways taste like death but their meals are actually really fuckin solid.

>>12387359
memed pizza hut hard friendo xD

>>12387447
Burger King be wildin' nigga, yo yo, nigga. Pop a cap up that thotty's ass yo. nigga yo. yo yo. nigga.

>>12386808
Goddamnit, you beat me to it.

>>12387501
He's so fucking lucky aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
his shit is gong to be bright red though

>>12382012

>>12380129
godammit now i gotta jackoff.

>>12385954
subtle sneedposting. based.

>>12383052
Seriously how hard is it for roasties to just NOT MUTILIATE THEIR EPIDERMIS

I managed to get through my entire life without doing it, what's the issue?

>>12387771
yeah but youre poor lol

>>12382101

>>12380129
God I wish that were me.

>>12387339
That probably tastes good

>>12375926
I'm at a loss; anyone?

>>12382101
That's not what asexual means

>>12375926
ITs a Vegan Fake butter/ margiane / pestacide filled crap with BONE MEAL Solidified and processed followed by a Time displaying device?

>>12375426
Aren't cigarettes like £25 for a pack of 10 these days? Bit of an expensive way to get some retweets.

>>12387984
he ballin

>>12387796
I’m in the top 10% of earners though

>>12382705
Are ya NIGGER, NIGGERS?
Aye-aye, NIGGER!
I can't NIGGER you!
Aye-aye, NIGGER!!
YOooooooooooooooo,
Who NIGGERS in a NIGGER under the NIGGER?
NIGGERNIG NIGGERNIGGER!
NIGGER and NIGGER and NIGGER is NIGGER!
NIGGERNIG NIGGERNIGGER!
If NIGGER nonsense be something you NIGGER,
NIGGERNIG NIGGERNIGGER!
Then NIGGER on the NIGGER and NIGGER like a NIGGER!
NIGGERNIG NIGGERNIGGER!
NIGGER?
NIGGERNIG NIGGERNIGGER!
NIGGERNIG NIGGERNIGGER!
NIGGERNIG NIGGERNIGGER!
NIGGERNIIIIIIG NIGGERNIIIIIIIGER!
Arr harr harr harr!

I am a male feminist.

>>12387984
a lot of places it's still really cheap, especially SEA
Here in NZ though it's about $28 for a pack of 20's

>>12387984
holy fuck is shit really that expensive in bongland? besides the cigarettes look shopped in

>>12388090
what are the odds the chef purposely gave them all the shittiest beef they had and just charged them for the good stuff for ordering this way?

>>12375926
xD I don’t get it

>>12375414

>>12387984
It's $2.80 for a pack of Timeless Times

>>12388121
why are random words capitalized

>>12388121
>grandma lived to be 102
Over a century too long.

>>12382012

>>12388173
>not funny to begin with
>add a bunch of unfunny reddit "put me in the screencap" posts that add no value or humor at all

>>12387984
Jesus Christ. They’re like less than half that price in the South East USA.

>>12388138
because niggers don't know why we capitalize words

>>12388189
>it wasnt funny because i wasnt there! stop posting it!
loosen up bugman

>>12380789
so this is what it's like to get fucked by Anthony

>>12383648
A ton of anesthesiologists are on a lot of speed so they don't fall asleep while on call

>>12381124
It's a meme that medical doctors are intelligent in every field. Eloquence isn't a prerequisite when the job only requires rote memorization and social skills.

>>12379420
>using a psp to play music

Unequivocally based. The comic is pretty gay for 2019 standards, but this would've been perfect for 2008

>>12388104
I'm not a chef/cook but the ones I have talked to about this say they like to use the shittiest most freezer burned cut they can find, partially as a point of pride but partially to get rid of food they would otherwise have tossed

>>12388268
That was kind of shocking to me. I'm not particularly intelligent but I have really good memorization skills and ended up at the top of my class

>>12379409
this doctors doesn't have the syntax i would expect...

>>12388121
complete bullshit

>>12378262
The only Arabic you know is a euphemism for penis? That’s about all we need to know about you, anon.

>>12379060

>>12381124
Are you expecting large words you don’t understand because they’re a doctor? That’s a very stupid expectation. Usually people want their doctors to speak plainly and not pepper medical jargon in there.

>>12382554
>dox yourself on the internet because I said so
Post your degree. OH WAIT LMAO

>>12379420
Imagine sheepishly showing this to people on the internet?

>>12384882
Peak Comedy Central/South Park/Dane Cook retard era. We're talking U.S. Marine stupid.
>>12388616
lol

>>12387339
I get very angry when people bitch to me about shit like this. If you don’t like it, don’t eat it. But don’t you dare try to fucking shame me on the internet for doing something I thought was special. I will fucking murder you and serve it to your family you ungrateful asshole.

>>12387796
Poor people are the ones who get tattoos tho. Its always broke festival hos and artsy sluts I pick up at bars who are covered in them. You’d have to be mentally ill to think jamming ink in to your skin is a rich persons activity lmao. It’s like 30 bucks

>>12388251
This is very very stupid. They turn the volume on their pager dude and go to sleep. No one is stayin up for 9 days straight because the hospital is forcing them to do that. You’ve never spoken to anyone on call.

>>12387339
>Projecting his familial insecurities on white people

>>12385367
good/evil chaotic/lawful matrix detected

>>12383052
>no tattoos
Yawn

>>12382431
get a load of Buzz Killington over here. family guy's awesome, go watch tax man or whatever, normie.

>be at convenience store
>ask an employee where I can get baking sheets
>he tells me and asks me what I'm baking
>tell him I'm going to reverse sear some steak
>he asks me if I want to know where the legume milk is

thanks /ck/

>>12375926
it's testefat aspiclock?

>>12375926
it's six peanut butter stick jello clock

>>12375926
wtf PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME JFL @ YOU FUCKING MORONS

>>12389462
That doesn't even make sense. At least other people were making sensible attempts.

>>12381118
>that fucking filename
You know what you have to do

>>12387447
>obviously fake gangstanigga screencaps
>funny
Pick one.

No, seriously. There's literally dozens of good official Wendy bantz and you still chose one that's not only stupidly fake, it's also lightyears away from being funny to anyone with an IQ bigger than his shoe size. Fuck you.

>>12389638
There are zero good ones. I cringe so hard seeing this shit that I have permanent wrinkles from the exposure. The guy you're responding to posted an image effectively parodying Wendy's pathetic attempt at sass, and that's what makes it good. What you posted is sad. Extraordinarily sad. I know Wendys is paying you for these posts, but it's just not good.

>>12389638
The official ones are fucking cringe. Companies having snarky woke twitter interns stopped being cute 5 seconds after it started

>>12389647
>aNyThÍnG wRiTtEn LiKe ThIs
>good
Haha, no. That alone makes it shit. Then add pretending to be an edgy 12 year old ghettonigger and it gets even worse.
>s-shill!
That's some topnotch argumentative skills you got there pal. No, really. I'm being 100% completely sincere right now.

>>12389638
Wendy's is the only hamburger that I have ever disliked.

>>12388669
I'm an anesthesiologist at a big hospital and without fail I am up late every time and adderall helps. I think you don't realize how many docs are on drugs. In fact people in my specialty are really vulnerable to opiate addiction since that stuff is flying around all day

>>12379420
This guy still makes these.

http://www.cookingcomically.com/?cat=3

https://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/cooking-comically/ep-41-breans-/viewer?title_no=622&episode_no=41

>>12387984
no lol its like 11 quid for 20 which is still fucking expensive.

>>12389733
Should have gone in to dental. I’ve never worked more than 8 hours in a row in my life. Never will. That’s for slaves and people who don’t value their time.

>>12379420
>Playing Fallout 3

>>12382664
God I wish that were me.

>>12379409
>pelvic arch
>makes a "xir" joke
>can't spell
>becomes passive aggressive when voted down
why would someone go on the internet and tell lies?

>>12385565
>throw away the McCormick spice mix
>Replace it with a bunch of McCormick spices, mixed together.

>>12387984
>tfw virginian
MmmmMmm. 7 dollars for a pack and 20 for a carton.

>>12387984
5 euro for 20 marlboro master race checking in

>>12389462
that's not it

>>12379409
the suicide bit made me lul

>>12375926
>calling jello "jelly"
cringe and britpilled

>>12389686
Yeah it's bland and tough. It's only good when it's covered in flavorful toppings.

>>12389901
its from a different time

test

>>12389901
People didn't always shit on Fallout 3 at every opportunity. It really wasn't until New Vegas came out.

>>12375926
I genuinely wonder how many people wouldn't get this if they saw it.

>>12391445
>It was really fun until FNV came out.
ftfy
There was no reason to play Fallout 3 after New Vegas came out. So fucking much content, so many great mods (before Steam/Bethesda bullshit). I've wasted probably months of my life on FNV.

>>12380129
Such a fucking underwhelming one. Dear god, whoever the director is needed to get slapped.

>>12387339
He's just mad he doesn't have a family to celebrate with.

>>12391527
Both games are unapologetic heaping piles of dogshit. Every title Bethesda has crapped out since Oblivion has been irredeemable, and even that's debatable.

>>12391192
me too 2bh lul

>>12382306
You would like Nicky Huntsman.

>>12391611
Bethesda didn't make New Vegas. Obsidian did, and managed to make it fantastic despite the dogshit engine they were forced to use and time constraints.

>>12380060
I'm actually starting to wonder if it's maybe a bot posting these threads literally all the fucking time

>>12391611
>hating popular things makes me interesting :3

It doesn't. Please stop being so cringe

>>12380060
A newfag I see. When you've been here long enough and you come full circle, you'll laugh at it too. One day you'll even laugh at bananas and Andy Sixx log of shit memes

>>12391726
Splitting hairs, the game was still garbage. The ENGINE is what made the game impossible to be good, it wouldn't matter who the actual developers were.

>>12391883
I could not give a single shit, the games were bad and the fact people pour thousands of hours into them is pathetic. They weren't bottom of the dung-heap 2/10s but they sure as fuck weren't 9/10s worth the amount people don't shut the fuck up about them.

>>12391901
Yeah, all those millions of people who rated new Vegas so high must've have been wrong. It's much better to listen to some miserable gay retard on a cooking board. Sounds legit

>>12391901
name some good games

>>12391979
Fortnite, pubg, roblox

All miles better than any iteration of fallout

>>12375436
Sounds like nicknames from Urban Dictionary.

>>12391445
People who actually liked Fallout and wanted a proper Fallout sequel certainly did.

>>12391890
I've been here longer than both of you combined.
Banana spam was never funny and the Andy spammer is legit insane. It's the only plausible explanation for him spamming the same crap all day erry day for 3 years and counting, not to mention the resent hamfisted attempts to pin the blame on Eilish. I'm honestly surprised the mods haven't rangebanned him yet, because it could easily end up with a legal shitshow if either Andy or Eilish decided to press defamation charges.

>>12391901
>the game was still garbage
If you have garbage taste maybe. >>12392087
Fair enough. I'll admit I didn't play the original games until after I played 3 and NV. The writing and world building in those games is stellar, so I can see how they'd have been disappointed with 3.

>>12392258
then you maybe just have a different sense of humor
and if anything gets this shithole in trouble anytime soon its the warwick david pastas

>>12392449
Banana spam was never meant to be funny. It was an attempt to drive out newfags who didn't lurk and were so desperate to fit in that they kept reposting the same stale shit over and over.
Time's way overdue for another round of proper chemo. Not the retarded plane or vult spam that dies down after a day or two.

>>12392496
i never banana posted but i still really REALLY liked that image

>>12385367
I went on a Japanese airline once. They served some surprisingly tasty french toast for breakfast.