/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nice hiss.

You Europoors think your so clever. At least in America we dont surrender like the belgians did under macron

>>12380217
Most is consumed in Hawaii, California. Basically by Asians. I don't mind spam, but most people find it disgusting. It doesn't actually taste bad.

>>12380259
You surrendered to vietnamese farmers
You surrendered to cuba after the bay of pigs

Mmm. Salty, delicious Spam. Yeah Americans do that. It's slightly ever more popular amongst Pacific Islanders. The peculiar taste of Spam pilfered from dead American WW2 island hoppers ration kits reminded them of human flesh, strangely enough.

>>12380217
I bought 2 cans of this about a year ago and haven't opened them yet. I got normal and smoked. I'm so curious about it, I like ham and bologna so I can't imagine it's much worse than that. I just don't know how to eat it or cook it, I'm a bit perplexed by the whole phenomenon of spam if I'm honest.

>>12380273
You are overthinking this. Just fry a slice or do whatever. It's edible as is.

>>12380273
Fry it like you'd fry bacon. It comes in slices, it's not just a huge meat block.

>>12380289
Oh, I thought it was a block I'd have to cut and didn't fit in the can or was swollen from being cooked in the can.

>>12380284
I might make a sandwich of it tonight.

>>12380217
Concerning canned meat they actually take from us europeans.

>>12380259

>>12380336
>tfw European hiding from the weekly American meat raids and watching your entire family get kidnapped while you hide in a cupboard
Kek. They're doomed for the "spam" grinders now you dumb europoor.

>>12380229
spam doesn't hiss.
>>12380273
honestly the only thing spam is good for are sandwiches (my favourite being mayo, tomato, pickles, cheese, salt & pepper) and fried with egg for breakfast. HOWEVER just because it's limited doesn't mean it isn't good for these two things. I would note however that you will probably get sick of it by the time you finish the can, so consider thicker slices.

>>12380317
it is a block, but you just take it out of the can, use a knife around the edges then bump it out, cut into slices and stick it back in the can with foil or plastic wrap.

Spam, spam, spam, spam.......

>>12380217
I keep a can on hand. Maybe once a year it sounds good thin fried on a sandwich

>>12380217
i used to eat spam growing up. fried it and put in between a piece of paner bread

The only good way to have spam is to cut it razor thin and fry it until its crispy like bacon. Anything else, and it tastes like the way cat food smells.

>>12380259
you're*

>>12380217
My roommate was Hawaiian, and whenever we went shopping on the weekend he bought at least 2 cans of this shit

? Canned meat is pretty standard over the world, for example Russian tushonka.

>>12381034
How would you prepare this /ck/?

>>12380217
I'd been avoiding this stuff forever... had some Tabasco Spam, and nothing could save it. Finally, years later, I fried up some of the original thing, and it isn't bad.

>>12381038
I'd probably treat it fairly similarly to corned beef - a quick fry/steam, season it if it needs, eat with cabbage and root vegetables.

>>12381099
The original is the only one worth buying.
t. hawaii fag

>>12381038
Good - stir into hot spaghetti/buckwheat/rice (the grease should melt), add loads of black pepper and garlick.
Perfect camping trip food.
Shitty one - throw into the garbage.

>>12381117
Knowing what tabasco tastes like, I was sure for years that the spam was the problem... apparently the mixture's bad when you can them together? I dunno man, but the musubi's alright.

While I got you here though, can you explain to me why my Pacific friend gets mad when I call anyone from Hawaii a Hawaiian, but also gets mad when I differentiate with haole and maoli? Does he just need a hug and a can of spam?

>>12381211
>when I call anyone from Hawaii a Hawaiian
I'm haole but also kama'aina. "Hawaiian" refers to having native Hawaiian blood, though most locals are less than 20% native Hawaiian at this point, and a mix of all the races that came over to work the sugar plantations (Chinese, Japanese, Filipino, Portuguese...).

>>12381240
>kama'aina
Thank you, now I have a word for it. The twat wouldn't give me a one-word demonym.

>>12380217
https://youtu.be/E5qLs2M-2OY
It's a crazy world.

>>12381337
>bang-you
what does the rest say?

>>12380265
>surrendered

>>12380217
[LITERALLY FUCKING ANYTHING]

Spam is a surprisingly high in meat content, much more than what a lot of people assume.

>>12380217
I haven't even met anyone in america other than asians that eat spam.

>>12380217
underrated flavor

>>12380217
No. In fact, I’d bet that Hawaii, Korea, Samoa, and the Philippines together probably account for 80-90% of world Spam consumption. Just because we bake it here doesn’t mean we eat it here.

>>12381483
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdpsfBsN_Dg

>>12381565
Hawaii is part of America, dum dum.

>>12380217
Only because of strategic pineapple operations.

>>12380591
Weren't those guys Europeons?

>>12381499
Black person here. I eat Spam.

>>12381337
I'd stormin that Norman, if you catch my maneuver.

>>12381605
Another Black Anon can confirm, don't eat it too much but it's good once in a while with some eggs and toast.

>>12380217
The only person i knew who ate Spam was Korean, used to make it all the time and eat it was rice and eggs. It honestly wasn't too bad.

>>12381605
>>12381625
Y'all niggers need to watch out, hypertension is pretty common in black populations and what will the white women do without you around?

>>12380273
Cut into slices and fry on hot heat in it's own fat. Crispy on the outside, mushy on the inside. Very interesting texture. It's not for everyone though.

I live in SE Minnesota. Every time you drive into Austin it smells like Spam.

>>12381470
>lost

>>12381483
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.

>>12381968
>thats always a nice feel

>>12381337
whoever made this video is a retard

That's based though. Luv a bit of fried spam with me brekkie.

>not stock piling 8,000 cans of spam in your underground forrest bunker for when its open season on whities ass

>>12380265
>You surrendered to vietnamese farmers
they were being supplied by a superpower

>>12380217
it's basically just hotdog with a less nice formula

>>12381891
>tfw from hawaii and have an ex who lived in Southern MN less than an hour from the Spam museum and in all the times i visited we for some reason never drove there for a tour
Probably my biggest regret about the relationship, aside form not just proposing and popping out kids before 30.

>>12381337
What a boring person. I'm boring too, but I don't try making shitty videos to show off just how boring I am.

>>12380229
lets get this out on a tray

>>12381576
based, zoomies don't know about wierd al.

>>12381894
>lost

>had our fun testing our new technology against communists in a proxy war with USSR and left

K/D ratio is staggering.

>>12380217
Hawaiians do.
Try slicing it thin, pan frying, and using like ham or bacon. There's worse things.

>>12381038
Stir it with my dick.

>>12380217
Most people do not eat spam, the fact is it has a bad reputation as being food for poor people so even those curious to its taste tend to be repelled.

>>12381457
BANG-YOU is the artist's penname.

>>12381657
Don't make me bust out response percentages on yo ass cuck whiteboi.

>>12380217
You know I always assumed spam was completely shit, but from the posts in this thread it’s made me curious. Might actually try out a can.

>>12384358
enjoy cancer

>>12384107
Dude, that's like being a goat fucker and not visiting da cube.
Ya dun fucked up.

>>12384364
One can isn’t going to kill me, lad, and there’s no reason not to try something once if it has /ck/ seal of approval

>>12384378
haha I'm not even gonna explain how retarded you are. enjoy cancer.

>>12384390
If a single serving of canned saltpork is going to fuck your shit up, you got problems way beyond the reach of dietary assistance.

>>12384401
why so much self persuasion? go ahead. eat it. timestamp it. why not? because you are a cancerous little pussy.

As an Englishman, I love a fried spam sandwich if I'm home alone.

>>12380273
I like to slice it up real thin like bacon and fry it until it turns crispy. Then I serve it with rice and veggies.

>>12380217
It's ok.

>>12383360
nice cope

>>12380217

>>12384358
It's 'aight.
Very salty though.

I hope when the US stops being the sole superpower we aren't as butthurt about it as the yuropeans are

>>12380217
it's perfect for keto

heard the attraction was that it tastes like human flesh

>>12384660
How much is E9.95 in real money?